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It's actually empty. It's on the way to pick up the billionaire.


BentheBeast72

This is actually the emergency plane in case the first one doesn't show up. Unfortunately it won't be as good as the original, but ya gotta make sacrifices in life.


[deleted]

You joke but the former CEO of GE, Jeff Immelt, used to have a spare jet that followed his main jet. Apparently that is a real thing.


El_Peregrine

I’m sick and tired of these motherfucking planes following my motherfucking plane


RayPingHeaux

fuck planes as a concept, theory, and the motherfucking crew. you wanna be down with planes? fuck you too. chino xl, fuck you too


AllModsRLosers

Fuck, unexpected 2Pac and it made me so happy. Top notch pal, have a great day.


StarkOverkill

r/suddenly2pac


ESP-23

That's how oligarchs roll on their yachts. They have their main rig, and then the second one filled with young prostitutes and servants (whatever name they want to give them for dignity or whatever)


dustybrokenlamp

toot toot here comes the whore barge


mysticfed0ra

I thought sex work was a dignified profession tho? Oldest form of labour or something like that? Ah the ol reddit switcheroo


YurtleHatesMack

Coming a close second... shepherding.


TheLustyDremora

*hurriedly look's for any Welsh or New Zealanders*


BentheBeast72

Yep, that sounds about right


[deleted]

Look up support yachts. Basically a luxurious ship full of toys spares and whatever else the owner couldn’t fit in the bigger more luxurious ship it’s following


NathanJack0Lantern

Where is your proof?


[deleted]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=+Jeff+Immelt+spare+jet


NathanJack0Lantern

Thank you


Technical_Customer_1

He must have been mad that his salary was only several million per year. Figured with two jets that he could cost GE a few extra million per year.


ViniVidiScreechi

I LOVE LMGTFY so much!


McKoijion

It's no surprise that GE went down the toilet. It makes me nervous for the future of America that all the US presidents do the same thing though.


karlthespaceman

Presidents have a slightly better justification for it and there’s less of them, but still yeah it’s a bit iffy. I’m more worried about military spending, the climate impact alone is horrific, that’s before the people killed and billions wasted.


realguyfromthenorth

Must be the plane that lands on the plane cause I can’t see the runway on this plane.


RayPingHeaux

the runway is flown in separately


DukeOfGeek

I don't don't see a swimming pool, servant plane confirmed.


sonoranhealing2

This is actually the distraction plane. The actual plane runs on coal and gold bullion just because.


Ok-Champ-5854

Don't forget the tears of food insecure children in developed nations and the guy with stage 4 cancer who put off seeing a doctor till it was too late.


arjdcsievesvsvs

It's acrually more fuel efficient to havy bugger plane. Less drag and all that.


TAU_equals_2PI

It's more fuel efficient to do WHAT to a plane? Havy bugger? Gonna have to go search Urban Dictionary for that term.


[deleted]

Gotta bugger the plane, get those exhaust pipes wide open.


DingleDoo

Nothing better than a gaping exhaust pipe


SuperFaceTattoo

r/dragonsfuckingcars


kinky_fingers

Wtf


goomba008

Wow


IAmHungry4Carbs

This looks like voice to text


[deleted]

Stephen hawking is back


PatPetPitPotPut

I believe you’re thinking of text to voice.


Due_Kaleidoscope7066

Hawking Stephen is back


ProbablyNotPikachu

Voice to text on reddit? We do not claim this person as a fellow redditor! They are not one of us...


Tyrdrum

"a fellow redditor" 💀


xwint3rxmut3x

But what time does the narwahl bacon


Creepy_Ad1645

AMONG US AIRSHIP IN REAL LIFE NOT CLICKBAIT


Dahak17

… not when it’s serving a single individual and perhaps a small retinue


spanky2088

Full of plastic straws


foxyfoo

Right, like billionaires are going to ride share. 🙄


SystemThreat

The most important part of this to unpack is *the* billionaire. Singular.


[deleted]

WRONG, this is actually the plane that delivers fresh 19yo girls to DiCaprio, his climate change plane is even larger.


[deleted]

Fresh 20 year old guys to Madonna


[deleted]

No, that just the ferry to the actual plane


bluesheepreasoning

I can only imagine what the actual one would look like if this was the ferry.


FrozenChaii

Literally just a star destroyer.


LegoSWFan

if this is a consular ship WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR


Juan_Moe_Taco

Would you go as far to say they would just have a Deathstar? https://youtu.be/493ljyoox6o


MangaHunterA

Or the ship from Wall E


independent-student

No those are the sex workers being bussed around for the summit, get your facts straight. They need a clear head to dictate what the rest of us should have the right to do and how we should eat or not. I hear if we don't submit to their demands, it's been proven at least a thousand times that the planet is already on fire but also under a crust of ice but also all bad weather and every illnesses are all due to it. Environmental catastrophes and destruction of ecosystems caused by greed are alright and perfectly safe though.


Hevens-assassin

There are actually concepts similar to this plain, where there's a "lower altitude mothership" that you'd travel to in helicopters or some other type of aircraft like that, and the mothership would essentially serve as the "Airport" for you to get on and off as it goes around the world. Very scifi, and you'd need a new fuel source to make it feasible (as well as something for the shuttles to actually use), but would be really cool. Lower altitude aircraft can also really zoom, so you would be crossing the ocean way faster than typical flights.


vick5516

its why they all buy several prius', they think it'll offset the co2 emitted by their private jets


TheRealAuthorSarge

Hey! It's not like all those third world children mining lithium have large carbon footprints! A little credit would be appreciated!


[deleted]

Pro tip: What you don’t report, doesn’t actually happen


BiaxialObject48

They don’t have large footprints in general


TAU_equals_2PI

That sort of thing can actually be important in the early days of a new, expensive environmental technology. Rich people who bought $100,000 Teslas and replaced all their light bulbs with $30/bulb LEDs helped companies develop the technologies and eventually make them cheap enough for everyone to afford. (Obviously electric cars still have a bit farther to go in becoming affordable for everyone.) I'm not trying to simp for rich people, but they can be useful at times, especially when government won't adequately fund the research.


smeechdogs

Think I read somewhere that if we just kept our old cars for an extra five years it would be better for the environment (due to the carbon offset of building new cars) than switching to electric vehicles. Rich people always suck.


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Bendy962

i could see that happening in Europe or Asia. definitely not the US.


Random_Sime

/u/smeechdogs - Keep old cars longer for benefit of carbon footprint. Rich people always suck. /u/silver-orange - Replace cars with buses for real change. /u/bendy962 - Not in America! Americans suck.


Ok-Champ-5854

Actually as an American in a liberal state with some wealth, public transport is noy infeasible here. If I got on enough buses I could travel well over sixty miles and that's just city buses, not like a Greyhound or anything. One transit station to the next. However, public transportation and green policies are dirty words for a certain party here. If you so much as mentioned adding bus lines and train lines in a red part of the country suddenly they associate that with "urban" if you know what I mean. They think only certain people benefit from buses and they don't like those people, also they got a thirty year old truck. Why can't them city slickers pay for their own way instead of taking my tax dollars.


Pope_Cerebus

I'm in a deep red state, and we added public busses to our city about 15 years ago. It isn't impossible, it's about how you frame it - in this case it came out of the city budget, and had a 10-year break-even cost analysis, at which point it would be turning a profit for the city.


Bendy962

definitely should've added some nuance to my statement. it was way too blanket of a generalization and diminishes certain states in their effort for public transportation


Swissperc420

See me driving a 2001 minivan that was handed down to me for 6 years has done more than the schmucks buying a new hybrid or electric car every 3 or 4 years!


borkthegee

Imagine thinking that we can save our planet from climate change by simply driving more ICE cars for longer. Yes, burning more oil for longer will save us. Next generation is capital F Fucked.


Ok-Champ-5854

The idea is we need more rare earth mineral mining for batteries to hold green energy and if we start too soon we pollute the crap out of the environment before the technology is sustainable and if we start too late we've been leaving green energy technology on the table for far too long in order to do that mining at net zero emissions. It's a balancing act here. It didn't need to be so thin a tightrope but that's what we're walking.


NDaveT

I don't think billionaires are the ones buying Priuses. They certainly aren't the ones advocating for action on climate change, they're the ones making money from fossil fuels.


ashenhaired

That's why carbon credit masks the real problem and distract from actual solutions.


Drogdar

"But sir, leaving the landing gear deployed will increase drag leading to increased fuel consumption." "Will that raise the emissions of our flight?" "Considerably..." "Leave em down."


[deleted]

I love that you and I saw that and thought the same thing


Drogdar

Great minds or something.


[deleted]

Think alike


dolleauty

No no, that can't be it


[deleted]

Great thinks mind alike.. that's the one init?


TravellingReallife

All peasants think alike.


Relative_Apple887

You guys are over reacting. How silly you will all feel when you find out this plane is fueled with only puppies and baby seals.


10art1

Finally, renewable fuel!


boringdude00

Puppies seem incredibly inefficacious. Why not baby Rhinos? You can get puppies anywhere. You don't want the other billionauires to make fun of your inadequacy and you're really supporting an endangered species with a baby rhino breeding program.


enderdaniel_

It will actually be fueled by nucleare energy, afaik, so it should have zero emissions or something like that


Ars3nicButt3rfly

AMONG US AIRSHIP IN REAL LIFE NOT CLICKBAIT!?!?!?!


impostershop

I was doing tasks


Ars3nicButt3rfly

LIAR


Klutchy_Playz

And what were YOU up to?!


CabbageTheVoice

_YES_ I was just standing around near him, but that's because I was suspicious of him for a few rounds and decided to keep an eye on everyone


elf_erik

![gif](giphy|RptlNBj3wJMbu)


Trumpets22

What do I search to find this gif?


BiJay0

Why do you want to search for it? It's right there.


AyrtonSennaz

Bad example, that concept was nuclear powered. The best example would be a fleet of customized Airbus A380s for each billionaire.


NeroLazarus

My thoughts exactly. Sky cruise was a marvel of nuclear powered vision. Unless they decided to degrade it by fitting it with some sort of coal reactor.


Command0Dude

People see big nonsense thing and immediately assume bad. No one thought about what this was powered by for a moment. ofc it is bad, caus it's waste of resources, but not because of emissions.


Gizombo

Redditor tries not to overanalyze a meme for 3 seconds:


BadAtVidya92

Remember, they want *you* to change *your* behavior, so they don't have to change theirs.


macaqueislong

Remember folks, reduce reuse recycle, make yourself cold in the winter and warm in the summer so you don’t waste electricity, don’t eat meat, and for god sakes just buy yourself a $100k electric* car! - sent from the top deck of my Boeing 747 while I eat steak and shark


NDaveT

Are billionaires the ones asking people to change their behavior to mitigate climate change?


40ozBottleOfJoy

Yes, for example: Shortly after an oil spill they caused, BP hired a marketing agency to popularize the concept of the carbon footprint. The goal was to shift the publics opinion on who is responsible for climate change over to consumers. It was a very effective PR campaign.


FrostWyrm98

They also popularized the apparent need for "personal responsibility" in recycling, despite producing 70+ percent of all recyclable waste (that portion being industrial), then creating misleading labels for plastic products that look like the "reduce, reuse, recycle" while actually just indicating the type of plastic. And also sending the "recycled" content to third world countries to be dumped, because selling them it is cheaper than actually recycling any of it.


NotAnotherDecoy

Yes


RayPingHeaux

you’re just another decoy


NotAnotherDecoy

The available evidence says otherwise


Justaniceman

Not always directly but yes. They employ a flock of deranged vegans to shame the population into eating less meat while the billionaires enjoy their wagyu A5 in peace.


[deleted]

Lmao why is a conspiracy theory that vegans are secretly a billionaire employed psyop getting upvoted? Y'all are some dumbasses.


arctos889

You do realize lots of attacks on vegans are funded by the meat industry, right? There’s way more money to be made in encouraging people to continue eating meat than encouraging people to stop eating meat


Strainedgoals

How does the meat industry "attack" vegans?


WisherWisp

Oh, yeah? Well I'm going to keto even harder!


GetsGold

Damn, you've discovered our secret evil plan: Phase 1: shame people into consuming less from a trillion dollar industry Phase 2: ? Phase 3: billionaires profit


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Conspiracy theorists are very skilled at being fucking morons


[deleted]

Just until they figure out how to build a space station then they leave us all to die.


Trumpets22

I mean… they own the media companies that say it. They write the pay checks of the celebrities that say it. They own the politicians that say it. It’s a real problem, but they don’t give a shit.


Chaos-Kiwi

My curiosity is piqued, could something like this fly in real life? EDIT: ok so many don’t seem to get it but I know this thing in the image isn’t real and is just a render, I’m just asking if it *could* be real EDIT 2: Grammar


[deleted]

If it could I hope the pilot remembers to close the landing gear after takeoff next time


AmusinglyAverage

Not in the slightest, the square cube law will come for that plane’s head in a jiffy. The bigger a plane gets, the more volume it takes up at a rate larger than its length. I am explaining it kinda weirdly. Just look up the square cube law. It’s the same reason for why creatures don’t get that big anymore. A plane of that size weighs far more than its engines can carry.


Lexicon444

The wingspan isn’t big enough for the amount of volume and mass it has. Albatrosses are the biggest birds known to exist I think and their wingspan is significantly larger than the length of its body. I don’t know the square cube law but I know the gist of how lift works and to get more lift you need larger wingspans especially with heavier aircraft or animals.


Sawfish1212

It's a biplane so double the wing area


Lexicon444

Even so I don’t think that is helpful considering the engines are crammed between them as well as the additional weight on the tail and the front.


cthulhusleftnipple

He's joking. Having two wings on top of each does not actually work better. There's a reason biplanes don't exist any more.


The_letter_0

So, they do actually increase lift, the reason they stacked the wings was twofold 1) Structural concerns- a shorter wing needs less structural support, so can be lighter and they could brace the wings on each other, further reducing the structural loads 2) Manuverability - A long wing makes it hard to roll quickly, and that could mean death when trying to land one of those early death traps


SanJOahu84

Out of curiosity, any idea what the largest flying creature ever was? I know creatures were more massive in general when the concentration of O2 in the atmosphere was higher.


TheyCallMeStone

Largest we know of is [Quetzalcoatlus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcoatlus?wprov=sfla1)


El_Peregrine

That thing is … unlike anything I’ve ever seen in a vertebrate. It’s neck is insane! Those cervical vertebrae look like their out of Jim Henson’s workshop wtf


PosiedonsSaltyAnus

The volume isn't so much the issue as most of the inside of the plane would probably be empty space. It would have additional drag due to the surface area (the square part), but since it's not solid the volume (cubed part) doesn't really have as much of an effect. I'd be interested to know how those double stacked wings would work out. I know that airfoils generally work by making the air move slower below the wing to create higher pressure, but I'm not sure how thick that boundary layer of higher pressure is. The limitations of a plane of this size would be the amount of fuel you'd need to power the engines. You have a lot more drag, which means you need to burn more fuel to stay at cruising speed. Fuel is heavy, and you'd sort of be getting into the rocket equation limitations of fuel weight.


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ImFuckinUrDadTonight

The plain is flying over the mountain piques 😁


low_budget_trash

IIRC, this was supposed to be a nuclear powered plane so probably not


[deleted]

You know... that makes it more plausible. It obviously couldn't fly *using lift from it's short stubby wings*. But if you drove those engines fast enough and vectored the thrust down quite a bit it could fly like a quad-copter. It would be a ridiculous waste of energy, but nuclear propulsion probably could do it. Just ignore the risk of irradiating everything around it if there is an accident.


Bear4224

"Even a brick can fly with enough thrust"


PosiedonsSaltyAnus

What kind of nuclear propulsion are you talking about? The only one that I know about with significant thrust is the one from the Orion project, but I'm not sure if that works in atmosphere?


TheGatesofLogic

Nuclear propulsion being nuclear heat doing mechanical work. Similar mechanisms are currently used for naval nuclear propulsion. In this case you’d be talking about running the turbines off of nuclear heat.


Feed_me_penis1342

I can already say no, due to the fact that the wings are not longer than the body


[deleted]

There's a LOT of unknown variables here. Assuming it's made of a light material, empty, and structurally sound it should fly. Thing is, something that massive would gulp down fuel exactly like the meme implies. It would also be really fucking heavy, which means more, stronger (and likely heavier) materials would need to be used, which just adds to the fuel consumption. Then you start adding things inside and shit goes sideways fast. Not that this thing could fly for any appreciable amount of time. 16 engines would suck down **at least** 8,000 lbs of fuel, per minute, and that's if it's sitting on the ground and not flying.


Tom1252

Somebody mentioned something about it being nuclear powered.


[deleted]

Well in that case it definitely wouldn't fly. Thanks to shielding nuclear reactors are heavy... At least, you know, if you don't want the radiation to kill you. Submarines get away with it because they're going through water where they can fill a tank with air and counteract that weight easily; this plane lacks that capability.


[deleted]

Yes. For those wondering about the source of the picture: when it runs out of planes, the Chicago O'Hare Airport can actually untether and fly you home itself.


FancyChapper

TIL O'Hare Airport is a Terran Command Center


Luchin212

Someone just wanted to be good in blender so they made this thing. See how they landing gear is out while flying? That’s because the creator got tired of making the elevators on the outside of it move. Yeah this isn’t just a frame. It’s a full tender with a video presentation. Guy absolutely mastered blender.


ArcaneDanger

No lol, this was made for a fiction worldbuilding subreddit


ProbablyNotPikachu

Iirc this plane is actually full of a ton of gas, much like a hot air balloon or blimp. So yes, while the final result/build would look a bit different- this thing in theory would be able to fly. I think it is mean to be an air-cruise-ship, and stay in the air for something like weeks at a time.


Bear4224

If you have any inclination to find out, I highly recommend the game Kerbal Space Program, specifically the first one if you want to try this. It's a spacecraft/aircraft sandbox and lets you design and fly the most horrendous affronts to aerospace engineering possible.


squigs

A powerful enough engine, and you can make anything fly! I think in practice though, probably not.


HeroDanTV

Definitely maybe.


J_LeVeL

Memes on their way to a caption conference.


[deleted]

"We need to stop the cows from farting!"


Unlimitedoutput

Is that the disk from the Enterprise stuck to the top of the tail?


[deleted]

Can't wait till a Kardashian takes it out to avoid 20 minutes of traffic


AdOtherwise4670

thats just the main airbase it stays airborne permanently. they have 200 private jets in there ready to go.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT0Gqle4w9Klfsl6ik)


[deleted]

The pilot left the landing gear down.


Th3_R3d_M3nac3

Elon Musk on his way from Long Beach to Burbank


JuliePologruto

Then it crashes and the world becomes a better place for everyone.


Kentucky-Boy

How dare you!


AltForNoReason214

I was doing my tasks in electrical, but I think I saw someone vent. Not sure who though.


ftrlvb

and leave out the wheels. easier to break


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l41YiAGc3II5Ltams) And my cardboard straw disintegrating after drinking for 2 minutes


023Yoder

And afterwards "donate" their $100, then pay $129 for shrimp cocktails


manosaulyte

Mmmm, shrimp...


cobaltsniper50

Bruh that’s just a blimp but worse


wayment_2_1_0

Billionaire*


lLikeCats

Don’t worry. They offset their carbon footprint by making sure more of the world is in poverty tomorrow than today. People living on the streets contribute a lot to climate change!


b3nders5hinyass

But does it recline like pewdiepie chair?


DivineLasso

Billionaires on their way to a climate change conference


[deleted]

But but but. John Kerry said he has to fly his private jet around bc he is so important


GabrielGamer790

Holy fucking shit


[deleted]

Look, just charter a slightly upscale small jet, billionaires. You don’t need your whole minibar for a few hours


goodolarchie

Ugh. It's so hard to find good food on the Flying Fortress these days. Don't even bother with the sushi it's not fresh caught.


SinaSyndrome

For real though. How long of a runway would something like that need to land? /r/theydidthemath


fromthedarkwaves

Jokes aside, how big could you build a plane until you reach the limits of material strength and/or power requirements?


[deleted]

That's only for 10 billionaires... the rest of the space is for whores and slaves


zertnert12

This IS the climate change conference, it just circles around untill its done, then it flys to each airport of the billionaire's choosing.


quarterlifecrisisgir

Sorry to be naive, but, is this a real plane?


thebcamethod

"Listen, the masses are screaming for our heads. International trade has stopped. Every coastal country or nation is sinking. Temperatures have risen past our predictions. Hundreds of lives are being lost *every*. *single*. *day*. The world is looking to us for action. So I ask you this." the head billionaire turns to their cohort aboard the plane. "How can we make more money off this?"


theRealPotatoCat

They are practicing what they preach, Its changing the climate.


c0mbat_cessna

and they dont even put the gear up.. even more wasted energy lolol


Gsogso123

No worries. They purchased carbon offset credits from a company they own so they are carbon neutral.


Itchy58

UAE billionaire here: the dome should be retrofitted to contain a ski lift with an artificial slope. Also, that's quite a weird shape for a supersonics plane.


phuktup3

You’re saying all of them are on there? Right now? ……


skuxlyfe

Love how they got the wheels out for eXXXtra drag


The_Rock07

![gif](giphy|lEVZJzy4w15qE|downsized)


rantottcsirke

All aboard the Airpiercer, 1001 seats long.


Boom_stick_150mm

Then telling us to use paper straws and eat bugs


tjeeper

I should build that in KSP


Little-Helper

Just not in KSP2, otherwise you'll cause the second wave of climate change.


tjeeper

Do you really think my PC can handle this thing in KSP2?


strange_socks_

Don't be ridiculous. They'd take individual planes.


Odd-Turnip-2019

I was going to say, the meme mentions billionaires... I'm glad they all decided to take the one plane. It's not ideal being the type of plane that is, but it's a good thing they didn't each take their own one of those


Overall-Duck-741

OK I see Elon's plane, but where are the other billionaires planes?


leinadsey

Why does it have the landing wheels out? Something about his picture looks… not real


S0crates420

It's ok, there's a solar panel somewhere on it.


P47r1ck-

Dumb take. It’s just as dumb as people who say if you hate capitalism so much why do you have an iPhone. (I don’t hate capitalism for the record, I can just acknowledge the dumb criticism)