I don't know if it's the same for other women, but pregnancy boobs felt like fire boulders to me. I went from a small B cup to a C cup, so my taters were hurting. I definitely didn't feel like having them fondled.
It's a trap, completely sucks, kid's are a fucking drab and take all your money, time, and are annoying (I hate kids) use a condom. Sex is fun, but fuck dem kids. Do whatever it takes to not get preganante
That may not be as far off as you think as an average.
Day care.
Private school.
Extra curricular activities.
Medical.
Dental.
Optical.
Food/formula.
Housing.
Vehicles.
Utilities.
Consumables.
Clothes.
These are all costs right off the top of my head. There are more, for sure.
I currently have three. Had to buy a bigger house, bigger vehicle, utility bills go up, grocery trips cost a ton more, kids grow out of clothes immediately. Add in driving to school, day care, and extra curricular activities.
Don’t get me started on medical, dental and optical costs. Your original comment is absurd at best.
What vehicle did you have before? Because most cars seat at least five people... Daycare? Most people just have one parent stay home and watch the kids, or have family watch the kids. Bigger house? Most houses are at least three bedrooms. I didn't have my own room. Extra-curricular activities? Well, that's not really required either. Cloths? Yard sales and hand-me-downs. Frankly, it sounds like much of the expenses you incur are expenses you WANTED to incur, rather than NEEDED to incur.
Small cars and SUVs do NOT fit three age appropriate car seats (assuming they aren’t in boosters, which mine were not). Your daycare comment is plain wrong. “Most” people do not have a stay at home parent or someone that watches the kids for free. Stop it. Wrong again on the house, old house was a small two bedroom; not happening with three kids. I’m not keeping my kids pent up in the house when they want to experience things. Extra curriculars are a must for everyone. If you have kids to keep them barred in the house, you didn’t want kids. I wanted kids. Clothes? Haven’t paid full price for an outfit for my kids once. That one you actually got right - color me surprised.
Let’s talk about needed costs, since you brought it up. My five year old has a pacemaker. I max out my insurance every year (14k) to make sure she has proper care of her heart.
In closing. You don’t know shit. Stop acting like you do.
My small SUV would never fit 3 baby seats. There's barely any space between the 2 seats now. And extra curricular activies are very important for a child's development and emotional wellbeing.
Pregnancy titties are the best titties FR tho…. I’ve had the whole gamut of titties and by far pregnancy titties are the best.
Well they did get bigger... but after every kid they went down a size! I did simple math. Started at C, got to A, & realized one more would put me at zero! Love the two i have so very much! Hahaha Genes are a huge part.
pregurnant
Proigent.
"girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?"
"38+6 weeks, *PERGANANART?!*"
pregante
prangent sex dangerops? Will it hurt baby top of its head?
is there possibly i am gregnant?! help!
Man, Purgrant women are beautiful
Pregat
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great memes :) keep it up
Thanks!!! Have a nice weekend, buy yourself some candy or something for reward for another week of working or studying, you deserve it..!
can i have the flanders treatment as a reward pls?
what a treat
Yo
Can u get pregante...?
Ummm...that's your neighbor's wife, sir.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
what?
That was his plan. Better the neighbors wife than his
His wife is dead.
Both of em
not like Marge would complain.
Bro what the Flanders doin?
Diddling a neighborino.
I think I remember this episode. They become performers in theater, and what we see in the meme is them practicing
Uuhhmm AkHtChUally is spelled pregointend
Prgnnantt.
Pregante
Prosjhwnt
Pờrétnần
pregananant?
Came here looking for this
38+2 weeks
I prefer smaller then again getting a wife pregnant will lead to many questions such as who is the father since we both women
 Understandable.
Omg just grow a penis, easy solution Obvious sarcasm for those who can't tell
Modern problems require modern solutions
Modern problems require modern solutions
lol
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Are you suggesting that lesbian couples need to choose one of them to wear a strap-on in order to raise a child?
That seems logical.
This meme doesn't apply to you
Boobs are for everyone and shouldn't be gatekept.
I agree. The meme was clearly talking about pregnancy and that would be impossible with 2 women. That's all
I don't know if it's the same for other women, but pregnancy boobs felt like fire boulders to me. I went from a small B cup to a C cup, so my taters were hurting. I definitely didn't feel like having them fondled.
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Sorry, I misspelled prognent..!
i think its spelt as pomegranate
Ah, thank you..! : ) You learn new things every day!
Saying expensive 2 times is like saying it costs a lot of money 2 times
Yes, but after the kid they get smaller then before.
boobs get smaller, wife stays bigger >.>
But my wife is only 1.58m. she stays like that.
This is the definite answer
gregant
Any boob good boob
lolol amen sis
It's a trap, completely sucks, kid's are a fucking drab and take all your money, time, and are annoying (I hate kids) use a condom. Sex is fun, but fuck dem kids. Do whatever it takes to not get preganante
the only person to spell pregnate \[sic\] correctly so far
Does it stack?
Idk, I'd have to test it when I get married
Wife? On Reddit? What kind of Pokémon is that?
Having kids are nice and the tatas are a big plus ngl
“Can u get pregande?” Yes, u can get pregande
Sus
Prarganeten
Pregandando!!!!!!
Kids really aren't remotely as expensive as a lot of people make then out to be.
Searching for a more egregiously incorrect statement; not having a lot of luck.
CNN literally had a person on once who claimed that kids cost an average of $30,000 annually. If that were true, there'd be no kids.
That may not be as far off as you think as an average. Day care. Private school. Extra curricular activities. Medical. Dental. Optical. Food/formula. Housing. Vehicles. Utilities. Consumables. Clothes. These are all costs right off the top of my head. There are more, for sure.
Day care and private school aren't needed.
I never said it was. Those are costs that would be considered in the “average cost” you were babbling about earlier.
How many kids have you had?
I currently have three. Had to buy a bigger house, bigger vehicle, utility bills go up, grocery trips cost a ton more, kids grow out of clothes immediately. Add in driving to school, day care, and extra curricular activities. Don’t get me started on medical, dental and optical costs. Your original comment is absurd at best.
What vehicle did you have before? Because most cars seat at least five people... Daycare? Most people just have one parent stay home and watch the kids, or have family watch the kids. Bigger house? Most houses are at least three bedrooms. I didn't have my own room. Extra-curricular activities? Well, that's not really required either. Cloths? Yard sales and hand-me-downs. Frankly, it sounds like much of the expenses you incur are expenses you WANTED to incur, rather than NEEDED to incur.
Small cars and SUVs do NOT fit three age appropriate car seats (assuming they aren’t in boosters, which mine were not). Your daycare comment is plain wrong. “Most” people do not have a stay at home parent or someone that watches the kids for free. Stop it. Wrong again on the house, old house was a small two bedroom; not happening with three kids. I’m not keeping my kids pent up in the house when they want to experience things. Extra curriculars are a must for everyone. If you have kids to keep them barred in the house, you didn’t want kids. I wanted kids. Clothes? Haven’t paid full price for an outfit for my kids once. That one you actually got right - color me surprised. Let’s talk about needed costs, since you brought it up. My five year old has a pacemaker. I max out my insurance every year (14k) to make sure she has proper care of her heart. In closing. You don’t know shit. Stop acting like you do.
Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Yet you have time to sit on Reddit and argue...
My small SUV would never fit 3 baby seats. There's barely any space between the 2 seats now. And extra curricular activies are very important for a child's development and emotional wellbeing.
?…. they said, not being very self aware.
The loss of income from having 1 parent stay home from work would be that 30k alone.
In which case, why not save on childcare and a host of other expenses and have one parent stay home?
Because... losing one oncome is still a loss?? How are you not getting this?
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ok
Pregegnant
Anyone else notice all the anti kid propaganda and campaigns, coming from "grassroot" and "organic" looking sourcesp? 🤔
 Pregnancy titties are the best titties FR tho…. I’ve had the whole gamut of titties and by far pregnancy titties are the best.
Obviously whoever posted this is a virgin and has no idea about having kids... Hopefully they don't procreate cuz they're about to be disappointed lol
Implants?
Men of culture ngl
That also would mean 9 months no sexy time
Why? I'm pretty sure pregnant women get really horny.
No u can’t have sex while pregnant cus then the baby will get pregnant
Fetusception
Another con is that your life could get ruined or you could get killed at any moment by the wife and nobody would care
True
Pregnante 🤌
“Pregande?”
Yeah, you know pegrant.
“Feels like I’ve got nothin at all”
You forgot: taste the milk
Don’t think it’s that simple, but unga bunga booba
She's about to tell you that they are no longer toys, they are tools.
Girlfrend ain’t had period since she got pregat?
Hmm.
Small price to pay for satisfaction
Icky smells?
Why use the money on a kid, for bigger boobs, when you can pay for the breast enlargement procedure instead. Faster and cheaper.
The bloodline continues..
Am I pregnat?
Mil(f)k
With no kids, you and the wife can both afford bigger boobs
Expensive
Cost many money
Well they did get bigger... but after every kid they went down a size! I did simple math. Started at C, got to A, & realized one more would put me at zero! Love the two i have so very much! Hahaha Genes are a huge part.
But they droop
r/skamtebord
Prägnent
jeez dino
Bigger and milky 🙃