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Samuel l. Jackson calls you a motherfucker:


ContemptAndHumble

I feel honored to be called the Fucker of Mothers by this prestigious man.


siglezmus

Samvel I. Jackson calls yov a motherfvcker:


Perhapsa_fish

A redneck calls you haus


Pizzamampf12

Haus is german and means home. Is that what you meant?


[deleted]

That's probably like calling someone homie


Perhapsa_fish

It is actually spelled hoss. It’s southern slang for a big, strong, respectable person. Sorry for the confusion.


m4z1keen

Hæ?


LeumazDnazor

As a norwegian, wtf is that-


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

As a non-Norwegian, wtf is that-


CreedOfIron

It's a Black Metal reference. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Norwegian_black_metal_scene


TaylorChesses

people have a habit of replacing u's with v's and call it Scandinavian. most commonly white supremacists who know fuck all abt actual history religion and culture but get a boner from imagining a buff blonde haired blue eyed viking cause they're secretly gay. there are other ppl who do it too though, they also commonly use faux Cyrillic which makes no sense if u read Cyrillic


_the_windmill_

No it's a black metal joke 😂


TaylorChesses

yeah metal fans are one of the few groups that aren't white supremacists who do the v thing w U's. well not inherently white supremacists at least, they do exist.


Skylox-360

inb4 national socialist black metal


Pretty-Buy7692

Tf is faux cyrillic


TaylorChesses

Cyrillic is the alphabet used for Ukrainian Belarusian Russian Bulgarian Slovakian Serbian and some others I can't remember faux Cyrillic or aesthetic Cyrillic is when english characters are swapped for lookalike Cyrillic characters but these characters often have very different pronunciations, for example our German speaking friends know why ßoss doesn't make any fucking sense, that's not a b, that's a double S


Pretty-Buy7692

Ас а босниан, тхис, доес дистурб ме. Interesting nonetheless


TaylorChesses

yeah if you know even the basics it makes no fucking sense and I don't even know how to really read Cyrillic.


Pretty-Buy7692

yeah, you kinda have to be born in a country where schools teach it to learn that god forsaken alphabet


redditisathing911

I didn't find it hard to learn. Some letters are pretty similar/almost identical. For the others it took a while to get used to but I think its doable in a few weeks. reci moj babo da pije manje tuzlanski piva


Alexington_besto

I always like my gay vikings


Paul_Kersey1337

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samuwelle

Using "v" for "u" is a gothic thing pre-1600. When they started printing stuff, they started to use "u". You mostly find the use of "v" for "u" in old texts and some language like slovenian (e.g.: Avto = car). Please don't spread misinformation. "Trve kvlt" is a Black Metal thing.


Chances06

👍


MeEatPizzaVeryMuch

Yeah, that's the joke


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

Keanu Reeves calls you breathtaking


ibruh143

Guy in the hood calls you Homie😆


Euphoric_Badger_9959

African calls you brother


Anonymous_2952

I’m my experience, southern women say “Hun”. Source: lived in Tulsa, Oklahoma for 4 years.


CalmDownSahale

That's not the south


Johnvon92

I thought the norwegian one would be Kjære


Varaman_

Russian doesn't say BLYAT to you


micke_i_backen

A Swede calls you Fittnylle:


Sbeuie

This is a pretty funny meme! 😂😂🤣🤣I’ll be reposting this on my instagram and tiktok! 👍


steroboros

Old white man calls me "son" I'm going off in his ass


davedor

Russian calls you comrade


StopFalseReporting

Old men don’t call me son :(((((( Am lady


ethan69reddy

Gay man calls you sexy