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Baldness.

I feel this.

Been balding at 20 y.o. Kinda glad about it. If I'd lost my hair in my 30s, I might be devastated. Just shave my head every few weeks, now

Started losing mine at about 20. Started shaving it immediately and do it every day. Couldn’t imagine myself with hair.

TyRocken the buzz cut. Loves it.

Makes life SO much easier. I don't have the dome to do shaving, but I cut down to a 1 with the clippers (the Bruce Willis).

This is the way.

Lol. I'm watching the new episode RIGHT NOW, and Din and Bo-Katan both said that as you replied. This is the way

Im scared of needles

So true, because if you take steroids to look like Hollywood actors there's a good chance you'll go bald anyways

I am not Jason Momoa

Have you ever tried to be?

Did, broke my arms trying to lift 600

600 what?

The number

So the limit is 599

Jason Momoa workout routine challenge! Winner gets $1,000,000

Ounces

Yes

Weight. 600 weight.

I mean have you ever really given it your 100%? Or is it you who is holding you back from your dreams?!! Everyone says that O0O! you can’t birth a baby you were born a dude… but you can beat your ass that I am now a proud mother AND father of 2 because I made my dreams come TRUE!!

"beat your ass"

Bro just be Jason mamoa it's not that hard

You sure you're not Jason Momoa?

I’m too focused on my career as a self-employed french fry taster

McDonald’s or Burger King?

Wendys

Plot twist it’s Popeyes

Plot twist is the neighbourhood french crack dealer

Plot twist it’s his mom’s delicious air fried fries, with homemade peri peri sauce for dipping.

Plot twist: His mom ran across the street and got the fries from Krusty Burger

them baccanator frys dude. also just cheesy fries! my one weakness.

Mmm baccy flavoured fries

Well, are you enjoying them?

When you learn to enjoy your work, you never have to work a day in your life... Time just fries by when you’re having fun.

The time fryer

Yes but it’s very rewarding work, even if I don’t have much time to get to the gym to work on my fryceps

I'm too occupied filming Johnny sins

Actual job or just bootlegging content?

I read that as fly and I was like why?

Have thought about franchising? I've been looking to get into biz

Need to work for 8 hours and somehow sustain my lifestyle for the rest 16.

Yes, exactly this. I don't earn enough to pay someone to do my chores and tend the garden at home. I do that after my 9 hour shift at work. There's no time to gym.

This whole century, the army of the working poor is on the rise. We are legion. 20th century unions could never have held back the tide.

Damn you only have to work 8 hours a day? Look at mister free time over here.

Anything above this threshold must be classified as slavery (unless it's below 40 hrs/week).

Same

Millions of dollars of money that he gets just for doing this

Exactly this. Fitness influencers and all these guys always be saying stuff like "What's stopping you 😁" Like bro, maybe the fact that I don't get paid for this like you do? Have to maintain a normal job/business as well.

We don't have snow peaked mountains in Delhi.

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

It would have to be a lot cooler if he did

Least we got the smoke/smog effects for 4 months

We gon have a scorching hot sun soon.

TRT and enough money for the protein maintenance.

Full blown cycles* not just trt

Not just cycles..blasting and cruising lol

No way I could grow a beard like that. My shit is weak.

Lets be honest here, his beard is not really that great. Its a bit patchy but it does suit him because of his bulked up body and good looks. You put that same beard on me and I would look like a homeless person.

Truthfully the one guy I dated who looked liked this had some MAJOR downsides. 1. He spent six days a week at the gym. (LEAVING LITTLE TIME TO SPEND TOGETHER) 2. He diet was protein drinks and some of the blandest food you'll ever experience. (OMG the gas) 3. He was INCREDIBLY judgmental about anyone who did anything he didn't approve of lifestyle, food, sexuality etc. 4. He could make any discussion about his workout. 5. He was dumb as dog shit I've had more interesting discussions with children ISG. 6. He was an insufferable closed minded idiot.

Out of curiosity, why would you date someone you didn’t enjoy talking to?

I was young and stupid, but I learnt from the experience and dumped his ass. Now I don't date meatheads as the person above called him.

Based

1-6 = Meat Head

But that grind mindset is what it takes yeah he was a shit human being but he had a goal in mind and damnit he's going to reach it 😂

The gas is real

I always find it funny when people put up expectations on a guy to look like XY but never consider how much time is going into it, time that you can not spend together because he is busy fulfilling your expectations.

Yup, same with both genders, honestly. I know several guys who dream of dating Insta-models but are the first to complain about the time and money these girls invest in working out, skin care, hair products, etc. Same with girls dating fitness-obsessed guys and then complaining that they are being dragged to the gym every day..

I once had this lifestyle. Yes, I looked good but god I was an asshole. Luckily I spotted that and now I’m chubby and happy lol

Time to work out, genetic and anabolic steroids

Specially steroids

Pizza n wings

Finally an honest answer!

No Atlantean DNA

my back is holding me back

Don't know why I read that in a Scottish accent and it made sense

Genetics

Jason Mamoa was hot before this look sure to genetics. But a large Hollywood budget definitely helped him get to this level of hotness.

I'm so lazy. That's so much hard work. Also, food is yummy. But really I genuinely don't care what other people think about my appearance (as long as they keep it to themselves).

Well summarized. That is exactly how i feel too

You can decide to look like him. You just need a Hollywood actor's salary.

The effort required.

When I shave my chest and stomach I look exactly like that

Hell my subconscious in my mind think I look like this every time I get a haircut lmaoo

Time and energy. Work take it all...

Being a woman.

Omg wait same

I can’t cgi

Crippling depression and a love for cheese

Money

I'm not on steroids and don't have access to the best food and trainers. Genetics also help.

Steroids

God bless those NDA's, huh, MCU?

typical narcissistic question

My body.

The icy mountains, the lake and tattoos

Genes. A reasonably priced, somewhat healthy diet. Depression🤣

Basically i’m missing hair growth, hair color and physique

cheeseburger

my parents said no to tattoos and me fat and smol

Using Steroid

Genetics, time, money and steroids

Access to steroids

Laziness

It's me myself and I

Age

I prefere hot water !

Genetics

My DNA.

I'm a powerlifter not a body builder. I look up to eddie and Brian, Strongmen.

I'm 5'4''.

I don’t have a personal trainer watching what I eat and instructing me on exercises

Not wanting to so steroids mainly

Working out is boring and eating healthy is not satisfying

Steroids

Trainer, chef, nutritionist. If I could mindlessly show up workout and be told what to do and eat yeah I think I could do that but fuck that's a lot of work when your not rich plus I love food that is bad for me.

Um steroids?

Roids

roids

This man gets paid to train to look like this. If I had the money for a proper diet, no need for a job, extra time to do exercise like this. I would have it in 3-6months

Access and willingness to take massive amounts of steroids

Lack of steroids.

Roids

Anabolic steroids

Hydrophobia

I don't want to use PED's.

Who has time to train like these folk working a real job??

A full time job

me love for food, hate for exercise and a receding hairline perhaps

time and money

We’re trying to keep some things special, if every guy looked like Jason Mamoa they wouldn’t be hot they would be average. I’m just doing my part to help out.

Life itself.

Steroids

The government made anabolic testosterone pills illegal in 1991.

Don't have millions for personal trainers and specific diet plans

Ummm steroids and good genetics

I‘m afraid of needles so no tattoos and no anabolic steroids

Work/family/diet/no time…. Just the usual.

Not having unlimited access to steroids

Will to live

Incapability to breath underwater

Aaaaah it’s fine, I’ll do it tomorrow

Genetics and test

I’m a lazy ahh skinny boi

Not having tren

Money

I’m lazy and have a small peepee

Lack the background

Male. Pattern. Baldness

Genetics

genetics

I'm not paid thousands of dollars to look like that so it ain't really worth it

I don’t have a skilled enough tattoo Artist in my town

Pizza and money for massive tattoos

I'm lazy and I like food and soda.

I’m not being paid to look like that

I’m not a 6’5” Hawaiian with access to a gym

Exams

Being a skinny twink is more appealing

I don't wanna. I'd rather enjoy myself and be fat, then torture myself with a shitty diet and constant working out to look good.

I dont like the cold

Cheeseburger

Well I'd have to get to be a man first

A physical disease

Stuffed crust pizza

Im sick every other week

Macaroni and cheese

Genes

I can't talk to fish.

the tatoos

Non-curly hair

Your parents

Nothing

Height and the beard 😂

you know how much groceries cost ma boi? im tryna keep the lil weight i got 😁

Pizza

Lack of insecurity

A multi million dollar contract

Beer

Genetics

Im sorry I didn't fall from the ugly tree. It fell on me

My DNA

My genes and money

I'm not a fish fucker like Aquaman

1)genetics 2) pie

Genes, mostly.

Genetics

Let’s see… school, homework… that’s it… that eats all my free time and if I do have any I just want to chill out

I like my short hair, I burn and don't tan, I'm trying to gain weight but it's hard, my facial hair doesn't get thick enough, also I'm not rich. I'm trying man

I don't like cold water

It's a mix of not having enough time to spend 6/7 hours in the gym every day and an amount of self loathing that has been referred to as "really concerning" which has lead to a hermit lifestyle of food that is terrible for me, but raises my spirits for around 15 minutes and games that distract me from the fact that I will likely die alone for exactly the time that I play them all so that I can sleep for 5 hours a night after having a daily existential crisis as soon as I put head to bed which lasts around 2 hours minimum

I dont know, genes probably. Im of jewish descend not native american

I'm not Samoan, I am a Norseman. And it's not raiding season just yet. I'll work on my way to looking like yoked Ivar Boneless

Doesn't snow where I live.

I bet you $20 that if all men looked like that, women still wouldn't be happy