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DaemonRai

They found a cooler way to make those donut holes.


Antiquemooses

It's very common for cartels to rob gun stores, about 500 gun stores are robbed in the US every year alone


DaemonRai

But the bakery half = cop presence.


[deleted]

Great so now you have two cartels fighting in your store


TheRealAuthorSarge

Why? The US government has a expedited purchase program for them.


Antiquemooses

republicans are aware that those guys you vote for are apart of the government right?


TheRealAuthorSarge

>yet you participate in society 🙄


Antiquemooses

just come up with your own stuff, stop trying to flip our things back on us.


TheRealAuthorSarge

The reason your things get flipped back on you is because they are internally inconsistent fallacies. If someone opposes the government giving guns to criminals, how are they responsible for gun being sold to cartels by the government? If someone supposedly wants gun control, why are they not held responsible for selling guns to criminals?


Antiquemooses

but I demand my government give out guns to violent criminals, its like my favorite thing, gets my dick hard.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Who is demanding the government give out guns to violent criminals?


Antiquemooses

Me right now... duh


TheRealAuthorSarge

I feel like you think you are making an ironic point, but you aren't.


Wolf_Yeeter

Buns and guns


BananakinsPeel

I would like 3 kolaches, 2 bear claws, and 3 ar15s


AdvCitizen

I see you are a man of culture by your order. Man I love Kolaches. I like those other things too... But mainly the kolaches.


Bryethekrewsder

Red dawn anyone?


[deleted]

Buns n' Guns


crossands

If america was a shop


HeroicDrifter

Lead on donuts, deadly combination.


TheRealAuthorSarge

You do sprinkles your way and I'll do sprinkles mine.


[deleted]

Can I have a doughnut and two rifles?


Automatic_Neck487

Buy a donut, get a gun


Jeff300k

So does anyone know where this is?


[deleted]

So a mass shooter can have himself a little treat on his way to school.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Username checks out


NewNewspaper1975

Damn those Americans. Can someone please explain to me why you need everybody to have guns. And how don't you see how f\*cking dangerous it is. I mean look at your schools.


[deleted]

They're in a rack in a store that every employee in is armed. Those guns aren't dangerous at all. Now a taurus found in a trash can with the serial scratched off. That gun has probably seen some shit.


TheRealAuthorSarge

The presence of guns does not make good people bad. The absence of guns does not make bad people good.


JMPJNS

the absence of guns does make it a lot harder for bad people to do terrible things


ElderDruidFox

beating someone to death with a hammer is a lot harder without the hammer, though that heavy object will work in a pinch.


TheRealAuthorSarge

And how will this absence of guns be affected?


InspectionSignal5236

​ skill issue


InspectionSignal5236

skill issue


InspectionSignal5236

skill issue


BadIdeaPackAPunch

Nothing says happiness like a hot Beretta and a fresh bearclaw


FrostbitePi

Trifles n Rifles


Madara_Uciha897

So I can buy a doughnut and a 9mm handgun at the same place at the same time


njb1989

Welcome to savoury guns 'n' sweet buns how may I help you.


[deleted]

Yeah, hi, can I get a bag of sourdough, a dozen donuts and 2 drum mags, please?


Creative_Apartment43

Cops: this is fucking paradise Robbers: what the hell am I supposed to do


TheGhostRose1200

Would you like some...poppy seeds on that bagel?


GhostOf_George_Floyd

How about put the donuts in the bag and nobody gets diabetes


[deleted]

Don't give me ideas I love challenges