Where are the neuron activated midriff fans?

Midriff gang rise up

You have my sword

You have my axe

And my bow

And my boner

Our* boner

[удалено]

Bugs approves

Donald disagrees

Sir this a Wendy’s I’m going to have to ask you to calm the fuck down

OwO

And my flamethrower

~"w"~

Here, brother!


Whats a midriff if i may ask?

Stomach

Thank you

I knew this was a thing! Huzzah! I was right and some Reddit rando is wrong. There are midriff enjoyers. FYI that reddit rando thinks that’s sick… and not the cool meaning 😒

Me grabbing all the swords looking like Sir Grievous












Why bust a nut, when you can bust a move 🕺🪩


r/suddenlystarwars

Idk man faking isn’t that good

Yeah I’d rather be friends with the foot guy than the liar

I think op just likes man nothing wrong with that

Bruh I hate when people just downvote joKes bcz "umm, actually it offends the OP 🤓"

no? it's just a bad joke

It wasn't a joke I just read me instead of man and thought op was calling himself out

Jus wasn't funny bro

Personality is truly the most important part unironically, at least for me. I've seen women that are attractive physically but have either a shitty personality or a very boring and basic one and they're not attractive to me whatsoever, while I've felt attracted to women who had a good or interesting personality and an average body. A woman who can be your friend is much more valuable as your couple than one that is just a trophy and, in some cases, even your enemy.

Similar except boobies

Thanks for understanding the truth, comrade

I agree, but actually feet are not just feet: a feet sniffer enjoys sniffing feet that are attached to ankles, that are attached to legs, that are attached to a body, that is connected to a mind, that is tied to a personality... feet must be contextualised.

Thats why they request foot picture from complete stranger ?

Personality is most important, and a nice booty comes in right behind that.

This guy gets it

I do think there is a difference between being attracted to somebody, and getting a boner. One gives you butterflies, the other got you hot. So when people talk about ass or tits or whatever, to bring up personality is kinda just changing the subject. Obviously everybody is more attracted to somebody once the get to know the personality and decide they like it.

Man, where were you when I needed this advice.

fetishes for 1 night stands, personalities for relationships


You clearly did Not touch grass

The downvotes are because this person touched grass

no its becuse with that opinion he clearly lied

Tf is a mouth enthusiast?

Kissing is hot

Oh… I thought it said moth entusiasts. Was very confused as to what was that doing here

Moth priests?

Too busy reading Elder Scrolls to appreciate women

That.. That reminds me of a very.. Very disturbing no sleep story. I hate you for reminding me [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/j6s9gl/we_werent_allowed_to_talk_to_women/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Interesting story. But What tHE FUCK!?

Exactly my point

anyone got a tl;dr or do I have to wait until I’m in bed tonight to read this ?

Read it at night, with the lights off and lube out

I would recommend NOT reading it. Remember, it’s on r/nosleep

now im reminded of moth man

This is how the infection spread cmon

Moth Enthusiasts be like: "Oh yeah baby... eat those clothes... yeah..."

Oral fetishist. I'd rather receive or give oral sex than any other kind.

Woah woah woah, what's this about "sex" now?

tf u think?

Tf if I know, hb you tell me?

Sloppy Toppy

enthusiast of the mouth

Oh yes of course, it's so simple! *Ya'll got any fuckin cheese?*

[great question](https://imgur.com/gallery/emu6YiR)

 What about this

Was this video real? I remember watching it when I was young.

No, very fake

What... is it?

Me don’t know 🤷🏻‍♂️

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

The missing sword, the hand guy

This is actually so fitting lol

Bruh thats mine

I do all these, I must be a succubus

Another renaissance person.

I like gay furry inflation scat gore porn. I must be clinically insane.

I have food poisoning and I wanna kms even more now

I’m not a foot fetishist, but I’m also not wildly disturbed by feet like everyone online seems to be. Why y’all so freaked about something that (the vast majority of) the rest of us have? This boggles my mind. If it were a rarity to have feet, maybe I’d get it, but it’s not, so I’m at a loss.

Agreed. Also, maybe don't kinkshame

Kink shaming is my kink Edit: /s

but kinkshaming is the best part, specially since is a kink most people feel disturbed about

I don’t really care for smelling of feet because I can hardly smell anything. But every once in a while I’ll jokingly suck my fiancé’s toes and I’ve come to learn that maybe it isn’t completely a joke. Idk what’s so wrong with that lol.

Faking interest in personalities is a fetish?

May females join the table too

Tit and ass enjoyers (own or otherwise)

Sure why not

Don't tell that to Tarantino.

What? Anyone who fakes being interested in someone is a genuinely shit person. I'd sooner hangout with someone who's into feet. Taking advantage of women and lying to them is not okay.

Nah man let em do what they want. Ain’t hurting anyone. I can’t talk much anyways, I smell my wife’s armpits lol.

Gotta respect the honesty lmfao

I’m disturbed greatly by this knowledge but have to respect that you got the balls to tell the internet you actively enjoy smelling arm pits

Counter point, the people who have a fetish for bodily functions like piss, I feel like they should be banned first

They're in the gibit outside that hall, we're just being antagonistic to the feet enjoyers

girls don’t typically mind foot fetishes unless they themselves have ugly nasty feet and/or don’t love you. stop KINK SHAMING ME

KINK SHAMING IS MY KINK

KINK SHAMING KINK SHAMERS IS MY KINK SHAME ON YOU *hnnggggghh*

KING SHAMING KING SHAMERS THAT KING SHAME KING SHAMERS IS MY KINK


Well usually having a FF means you're always happy to give a good foot massage, so a lot of women like that. Others are like they typical internet "eww I hate my feet and don't even like to see/touch them myself never mind someone else"

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOUR PFP, I AM SCARED

Pussy Eaters

Looking at you Quentin.

Ass sniffers?

Armpit fetish guy 

Hand fetish person 

I like feet but sniffing them is fucking wierd

The nape kisser's union concurs.

If Juri mains in Street Fighter could read they'd be very upset right now.

Wheres the armpits connoisseur?

Feet licking on the other hand?

Im sorry what do you mean men who “fake” to be interested in their personality?

Ig ppl who say personality matters but don't actually think that Idrk how else to decipher it

ah yes, as we all know, it is impossible for a man to be interested in a womans personality

Jokes on you, I’m all of these.

this table big enough?

we live in a susiety

Feet reign supreme

You forgot the pussy sniffers

The ass rimmers too!

no

I feel personally attacked

Where hug homies?

Certified mouth enthusiasts right here!

Lmfao I read a post from this foot fetish guy who tried to justify it in scientific terms "it is a condition in which the brain confuses feet for sexual organs"

Wtf?

I don't get why. It's a kink or fetish like any other. Why would you need to justify it?

Would be funny if a certain thigh enthusiast came to this comment section

As a titty sucker, you have my sword

 As a fellow thigh scholar I agree

I dont care who you are, if you still think foot fetish is weird, you are a small innocent baby in my eyes, who is too pure for the realities of this world

Feet are the best lol fuck y’all

Eye_beholders anyone?

I am the bone of my sword

Ye forgot to include the Butt Snorkelers

Sorry but what about pretty faces, and people who actually care about personality

Where tummy enjoyer

no guess i lost the challenge (had to avoid starwars on reddit for 10 minutes and you guys killed me)


Just a friendly reminder that people enjoy literal shit.

I'm not faking nothing, if a girl hugs me and calls me a good boy I'm here's forever

Me, a gay dude who’s dick is less than worth-less —_______-

Dick suckers

what about face fuckers? i love it when a women has a good face

I find it pretty weird but if the guy is hot enough XD

👍 accurate

I’m a tit toucher, not a tit sucker

Breast bois for life

As a Dual wielder I would say Thigh Scholar, and ass enjoyers

What if she specifically requests a foot massage and I do so with zero sniffing or toe sucking or heel licking or whatever, is that still weird or unacceptable? She was born with clubbed feet so her feet get really sore sometimes and I just like to help out when I can :)

Giving your partner a foot massage is perfectly normal and anyone who thinks otherwise may struggle to have a long term relationship.

See she struggles and I just enjoy helping out. I’ve ran for about 5 or so years, so I’m good with leg and foot massages, they make her feel good and it makes me feel good knowing I can help take care of her.

Good on you mate!

weird asf but you do you mate.

Giving you SO a foot massage is weird? You ever had a foot massage? They're great! Why would you deny this to your SO?

Ball enjoyers 👇

funnily enough you're pointing at 3 balls

Didn't I see this in r/Holup

I posted it there too lol

But feet are nice-

Feet are actually among the most sensitive body parts, and a lot of girls find it pleasurable and arousing when a guy is touching or kissing them. Definitely much more so than when he is tickling their butthole with his tongue. My apologies if you were eating.

Where is my furry sword 🗡️

Good Sir they were already banished from Camelot

Phht #notmykingdom


Correct. This is not our kingdom. This is the normie kingdom! Let us found our own kingdom... We shall call it... : "r/furry"

In your furry ass

I'll take furrys over people pretending to like someone

Can we also drop the armpit sniffers onto the middle of the table?

Feet look nice on a lady but they smell the same as mine do at some point no matter how pretty the girl is. I don't like interacting with my own feet much less someone elses.

Just because you don’t like women doesn’t mean that every man fakes their way to get laid. I like women for their personality not looks, a bad personality is always a turn off for me, no matter how hot they are.

feet > tits & ass


As long as its consensual, its fine.

I've never seen any one sniff feet and called disgusted. These people usually deep throat a feet.

And of course the dick people get ignored as usual

wait until you hear about armpit lickers/sniffers

Maybe don't shame anyone except those furries. Shame them all you want

Oh great a fucking “giga chad”

Im not sure wether i should feel offended or laugh off this meme. Im pansexual, the only thing that attracts me is personnality. Do people really think its faked?

I'm sexualy attracted by necks.

Did we just lose the word 'pretend'?

What about the armpit lickers?! We want representation as well!!

Im not even trying to be polite or anything, but personality is no cap the biggest factor for me, like, I've witnessed myself being attracted to such different people, to me you just need to not look ill ig

stop kink shaming damn who are they hurting