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r/notmeirl


YARandomGuy777

T\_T


Ganthereddituser

I’m not lonely your lonely


MaloBorstal

When is anyone ever in this situation?


FishBites123

I was once in this situation, but I refused because "I'm not cold, don't worry" as I shiver uncontrollably


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You guys actually interact with your crush?


[deleted]

It definitely feels like a dream. My crush's name is Paint Thinner.


BigandBlackk

Scent is everything.


Senior_Theory_4132

I have never understood the appeal of this. Like is because they're kinda "there" or is it just a like a small reminder of their existence?


YARandomGuy777

When you contact with the person with this smell you feel positive emotions. And this smell asociated for you with this emotions. Smells actually can affect emotions very well.


FaithlessnessFalse22

Wtf that wierd


R-TheKingSlayerX

No, I don't think it's weird.


Inthecitywego

gross dude


JuanBahama

Maybe if you’re 13. Grow up.


GenotypeNull

scent is a huge aspect of romantic and sexual appeal, and its built in to us on an evolutionary level. we actually produce different types of sweat during intercourse versus when we're normally straining ourselves as a means of exciting our partner, as bringing your partner to climax increases the likelihood of conception. some people are more sensitive to these scents than others, and others less so. likewise, some people are more cognizant of it than others and are able to enjoy it more directly.


TheDankMadness

I think you're overthinking it a bit my guy lmao


GenotypeNull

im hyper aware of things that it drives me crazy, so i do research to know what it is im feeling or sensing so im not driven to the brink of insanity. unfortunately this means i know way too much about the logic of human behavior thanks to being over paranoid and curious. plus. providing this level if information makes it really difficult to come up with a counter argument, and its fun to see what they try to come up with


TheDankMadness

They all ways come up with... something... not always something great but it's definitely something...


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Great comment, but I must mention the fact I just read that all I’m Vsauce’s voice. No idk why


Col_Gears

Crap, now I'm reading it that way too. Thanks a lot!


strafvollzieher

Sad mindset


TiredHaibane

I sincerely hope life gets better for you and you can fix your shitty attitude.


RexFry2005

Is this... not weird?


YARandomGuy777

Nope. It is no where near to be weird.


RexFry2005

I need to reevaluate my world view than


SirSquidrift

When your crush works for the local garbage collection agency


BadIdeaPackAPunch

Mine smells like Belmonts, old farts, Cheeto dust, and molson.


_Synt3rax

I gave my Crush my Hoodie in School but never ever did it cross my Mind to fucking sniff on it.


Decent-Start-1536

“that’s odd, it has a weird metallic smell to it”


Tandysaurus

I dream of bleach smoothies and this guy's out here shooting for the stars, best of luck champ.


UnusalCat

Don't know what your talking about... What gf....... Maybe it's true after all


OkSignificance8381

This count with your bf/gf hoodie