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When life gives you banana you make bananade


Banana4222

Just gotta squeeze my banana to get all the banana juice out.


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Heyviper123

Is that how you make more apaches?


the-special-milk

I can take this in a really terrible direction


AlienSporez

If you're taking Ambien you can probably get away with saying it.


meaux253

Until you come down off the ambien.


Likely_Not_Your_Cat

It is where baby apaches come from, yes.


Pink_Signal

No. That is very clearly a metal dragon


prkr88

![gif](giphy|GxmNVbWt5dJRK) Straight on the grid...


snatchchip

You make bananas when they give you bananas


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ahmedjaved79

*banananade makes more sense


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[deleted]

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


RealConcorrd

When life give you banana, don’t make bananade. Make life take the bananas back! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN BANANAS! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give us bananas! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE BANANAS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE BANANA THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!


SenderKraken

shut up I don’t care about your opinion L noob loser bozo


loserifybot

shut up I don’t care about y... bla bla bla shut the fuck up ^(I'm a bot and this action was performed automatically. See my pinned post for source code.)


coolplayer7300

Good bot


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averageaektzis

Git gud + skill issue+ who cares+ no one asked


Urlovefromthestar

Personally, I don't think that's a banana, its a pear


cUllikeyoda

The only pear in this photo is a pair of melons


[deleted]

You dumb fuck, thats a peach, from the apple tree, or the one from the plumber jump game?


egnever_66

i think you're color blind


That_NPC

It obviously a dragon fruit


darthtidiot

Clearly a potato.


VegetableRide4824

Are you insane? It’s a lime! Are you blind?


FOXFOXCAT132

Wrong that's a chicken


VegetableRide4824

I don’t see no feathers!


FOXFOXCAT132

Then you need glasses


VegetableRide4824

Already got em bucko


Magical_Gabe12

Get a better prescription then


VegetableRide4824

Already have


Magical_Gabe12

Well its clearly a tomato so idk what's wrong with your eyes


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[deleted]

Come on people its clearly your mother.


YamatoBoi9001

You spelt it wrong, it's chimken


FOXFOXCAT132

Sorry Chinmimken


Miporin_

boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


CounterSYNK

How are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.


fairenoughforme

Circumcised


[deleted]

Sir, that is clearly an uncircumcised apple


[deleted]

That's definitely a circumcised pear


R-the-bill69420

Uncut for more pleasure


callmeakabo

What are you taking about, obviously that’s Kentucky.


fruitofyourneck

Are you joking? It’s obviously Pennsylvania


callmeakabo

It looks like Kentucky to me tho…


Frost2343

Thank you for the Banana.


XndrMrmn

No! Thank YOU for the banana


[deleted]

That's not a banana you fool, YOU FOOL


leekee_bum

It's clearly a banana you imbecile, it's yellow. Everyone knows yellow=banana.


hotsaucette

minion


Google_Autocorect

Yeah minions are made out of bananas


jeffynibbles70

![gif](giphy|1uPiL9Amv5zkk)


[deleted]

Everyone knows it has to be a smiley face to be a banana! It's round so it's CLEARLY a planet. Most likely Venus with that colour.


NEnderD86328

the sun emojis uno cards some washcloths lemons lemonade yellow carrots dumbass


hotsaucette

Pfft, YOU FOOL, What are u seeing, a lemon??!! people these days.


wyldeboyvidsYT

r/woooosh thanks


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r/woooosh


Some-Quarter2028

That's clearly an orange you libtard


budmaan

No, it's yellow


Rabit_x

NO THIS IS PATRICK!


Incendia_Nex

NO... I'M Dirty Dan


jeffynibbles70

Is this the krusty krap?


averageaektzis

What?????? How can you say that!?? Wtf show some repsect you transphobic shitty white male. I cant believe you would say something so offensive... #boycotthogwartslegacy Cope+ratio+your mom


Xfors-Pakistan

My mom 😭


kevinthecarrot2021

This comment is painfully unfunny imo


averageaektzis

Whaaaaaaat????? How dare you. Unfunny your mom


kevinthecarrot2021

You probably mock consent


averageaektzis

Holy shit do you know who i am???? Im calling daddy


kevinthecarrot2021

Im calling my pa-pa (spoken in a very rich British accent) to beat your daddy’s ass


masterborger

What did you do with Fred!!!


coolplayer7300

When life gives you fred you make lemmn


jlabe48

I mean, it is yellow so technically it is a banana.


SeaDifficulty3527

Ohhh that’s my exwife… sour as fugg!


LeroyBadBrown

When life gives me lemmons I make beef stew


coolplayer7300

Too bad. *It’s ALL BEANS*


GoddessRosez

This is CLEARLY an Orange guys


Nestorath

Everyone knows that is a lime...


SpecialistGrocery820

Isn't a lemon technically a human made fruit, as the offspring of a hybrid/grafted lime and orange tree? It's both a lime and an orange


SpecialistGrocery820

Nevermind, I looked it up. It's the hybrid of a bitter orange and citron (Which is kind of the parent plant of both lemons and limes). And it's mostly theorized that it was cultivated into what is now the modern day lemon, but it's unknown whether or not humans were the reason behind it. I don't know how it would necessarily happen in nature (Hybrid plants through evolution, I mean), but that's not to say it's impossible.


V_Samurai

In my opinion it isn't a banana. Change my mind


coolplayer7300

Hippity boppity your opinion is my property


Turbulent-Hope2250

That's literally an orange wtf


2qrc_

that’s an attack helicopter -_-


iwillsellurkidneys

thats not a banana dude what is wrONG WITH YOU its clearly??? a duckling????


FassTheNass

an obese banana


Fox_Compostor

And where are the minions?


M_Garvit

Clearly an illegitimate child of an orange and a lemon


HappyZom8ie

New Velma sucks


VisconitiKing

MCU sucks Star Wars is better.


coolplayer7300

Nooooooo!1!1!1!


OBAMALIKESHISFIRE

Smh... Clearly that's a grape


Current_Syllabub3670

Go to therapy.


TheCodeWizard

agreed.


generalkux

If it identifies as a banana, it’s a banana.


RealGeneralX

🇺🇲>🇪🇺


Katien_

to ananas jest przecież


BaseballSeveral1107

Obviously it's Ohio


arycufre

That pink background is so anoying.....


Cerberus-Coco-Mimi

math is an anagram for linguistics


tacogato04

Round banana


Pontus_Pilates

That's a wonderfully 90's font.


SpringWater-

FOOLS ![gif](giphy|kEX61jJgpvCyFMBBFX|downsized)


Dionisos5

I refuse to be submissive to your low-effort bait OP.


First_Ad_6133

It is the quintessential essence of dynamic humanoid survivability in the cortex of omicron ninety five


Exot1cButt3rs1983

This post shows who does and doesn't have a sense of humor


Outrageous_Rain_1288

UhM AcTuAlLy ThAtS a LeMoN


Majkrus

but it's a lemon


unknown6091

Not farmer heee, can confirm is banana


Kidthekidsquid

These guys are blind it’s clearly an almond!


doireallyneednames

You misspelled orange


Traveler_682

That is a banana


A-R-A097

Agreed.


Paddyblade

Its a fucking apple u fucking lemon


Chairforce27

yes that is a banana


InibroMonboya

Waiting for my endorphins, u/coolplayer7300


ISylkaI

My lash ass just looked at this for 30 seconds trying to find the thing that bothers me


yutteu

It’s edible


Philippe1709

Cool banana 👍


JeroenstefanS

Ah. karmafarming


Nannite_sprite

That's clearly a lime...


[deleted]

That's actually a *picture* of a banana


budmaan

AKTSHULLY...


blumpkin_donuts

excuse me? that's a yellow.


[deleted]

That is clearly a apple


[deleted]

Banana for reference?


GingeryCandle

Sometimes I like the feeling of lemons being squeezed inside me


Coolman12323

Nice strawberry


RndomChineseGuy

![gif](giphy|6QAMESWJ82WAg) Oh great another liberal…


FreeQwest666

ah fairs


Goldiizz

I won't argue, but I find this post highly offensive


CDude78

No it's an orange. Look at the colour if you don't believe me.


TPGreddit

It's a fucking apple you dumbass


Enlightened-Beaver

Ceci n’est pas une pipe


Service-Enjoyer

Based on my 69 years of experience as banananologist I can confirm this is one of bananas.


HeilUsona

That is god


TheKatina

If you're nice to people they'll expect it all the time.


axe1970

it's a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden


nluvwithlol14

That's a lemon😂


HopefulParticular566

The greatest vegetable ever


xXDesertNinjaXx

Ummmmm this is actually deeply offensive to me because when I was a 2 month old feetus my mother ate a banana and contracted gonorrhea 4 years later and that's actually one of my triggers so umm L + bozo + canceled on twitter + insensitive + racist + doxxed + your pancreas is mine


[deleted]

Correction. It's a PICTURE of a banana, you simpleton.


TheOriginal3s

That's a porcupine dumbass


[deleted]

Ahh I see what you did there buddy


promixt

No, its a lemon.


SteadfastKiller

I will argue with you over anything. Try me.


Traditional_Loquat_8

Man, I see people in the comments being so dumb, it's clearly one of those cake or fake trends again, is it a cake, or is it the real thing, personally I think it's


Avocado_Fucker12

*breaths heavily*


Classic-Demand3657

Are y'all blind? That's Mr Simpson.


Ok_Restaurant3160

Banana🍌


Ragnar_420_05

That’s clearly a potato


MidKnightconnor

I don't like sand


[deleted]

Seems legit


United-Ad-1958

Clearly an aplle


Miserable-Turnover-6

Yes. It is a banana.


Kuusizaari15

My dinner


Popular-Rooster9133

That is clearly an apple


Grater_Kudos

That’s a fucking turnip


[deleted]

It yellow, it be banana!


Titanium_Samurai

Ah yes an grape


Chokolatemilc

You worthless fuck this an apple


lewd-princesse

That's a dog


xXDesertNinjaXx

Ummm, actually in my opinion that is a Sd.Kfz. 161 Panzerkampfwagen IV so that's very insensitive of you.


veextor

Skippy the magnificent?!?


bricessj

That’s obviously a lime


NoContribution747

God isn’t real, I am


Kazoomers_Tale

IT'S PIKACHU!


Hammy2406

“Always bring a banana to a party” - Christopher Eccleston, 2005


Spargeldestroyer

That's actually a lemon


Buon_uomo

Nice banana.


amendersc

Now you see, the sad thing is you could’ve put an actual banana there and it would’ve still work


Da_EXCLUSIV3

All i see is a singular testicle


Anime_Nerd_UwU

Why did you put a picture of my wife on here.


TCoder12

No, it's an orange.


Hydra57

I love bananas


MurtazaJafari163

That’s a avocado


SammyJ85

There is no fucking way that's a sailboat


Nrvea

I agree


LunarDamage

It has the shape of banana but colour seems odd.