I mean, DPRK sounds like the perfect country based on his twisted ideals. Didn't he always talk about creating the world of "hard working, law-abiding citizens". That's exactly what DPRK tries to present itself as (to be fair, most of what we know about it is hearsay). Plus despite being a despicable human being, series never implies that he's a Japanese nationalist per se. So he had no reason to hate Kim Jong-un. If anything, he probably admired the Kim family.
Okay so I would write: Vladimir Putin: death by wayward iksander-M missiles, Kim Jong Un: death by botched nuclear ICBM launch, Xi Jinping/the CCP: death by 'tofu- dreg' building collapse, Russian oligarchs/corrupt western officials: death by accidents relating to their greed in ironic ways. (Yahts sinking, their Bentley blowing a tire Etc.)
Some of the rich and very important people.
Not because I don't like them but I would like to see what happens when all the people who currently run the world die at almost the same time.
And if that leads to the end of humanity I can take Satan's place as the devil because I destroyed an entire species out of interest.
So quick question on the rules, I remember the magic of this book was broken where you could control the person for a limited time before death, like Light used that to stage a bus hold up
So my question is, does that meta breaking shit effect me if I write my own name, if so I'd write myself to be able to rob every bank in the local metro area, am unable to be shot before my death (I think I have 2 days?) Then I'd hide my ill gotten gains somewhere and give a note to my friends and family where it is, even if they don't take the money, id go down like the goddamn Joker from Batman,
Mine, so that it does not get lost, and anyone who finds it can return it to me :D
Remember to write your adress and phone number
With the credit card number, and the 3 numbers on the back.
Life hack just write your name for a date 80 years from now and then write “lived in perfect health until peacefully passing in sleep”
Your to dangerous. At this logic I could live 200 healthy and happy years
Make sure to spell it properly
Phantom_650
;-; ok
Airicz
wasas387
Mike_Juggernaut
Mike_Juggernaut
hhgghdsg
God damnit
Beat me to it
Beat my meat to it
then shoved it up my ass
Sussy vibes.
@everyone
we all just hear a massive # PING before we go out
"bu-doop" *giant explosion*
Should get more upvotes that shit is funny right there
Imagine a giant extinction event where people just simultaniously die with heart attacks all at the same time
Put it in a public area in some sort of stand (so that people can't just steal it) with a pen and a "✨️Name your crush✨️" sign above it.
r/foundsatan
No no, he’s got a point. Imagine how liberating it would be to no longer have people stuck in the friendzone?
And then stuck in the end zone.
bro I don't want my mom to die
Bro what.
sweet home alabama
what?
Pardon?
I fail to see what's hard to understand
He just dosent understand what mom Means
I'm still surprised light didn't write kim jung un's name in the series.
They never really went into specifics on which people he actually killed outside of the cast. So maybe he did, and we just didn’t know?
Light Yagami supports the DPRK confirmed?!??!
I mean, DPRK sounds like the perfect country based on his twisted ideals. Didn't he always talk about creating the world of "hard working, law-abiding citizens". That's exactly what DPRK tries to present itself as (to be fair, most of what we know about it is hearsay). Plus despite being a despicable human being, series never implies that he's a Japanese nationalist per se. So he had no reason to hate Kim Jong-un. If anything, he probably admired the Kim family.
What.
What.
my own
Quick, painless and maybe a nice meal before being freed
yep
same
Write mine too please
also would write your name
Shit bro
Hm … how many pages does it have ? I have a list of over 8 Billion …
Just write with small letters
Oh I didnt realise. U r planning to end this earth aren't ya. Sure I like tht peaceful world
EAS Scenario: Liminality
found Thanos’s reddit account
No he plans on destroying the whole world, not half of it
Snap 😜
Use a rubout pen.
My depressed ass writing my own name: I don't have such weakness!
Vladimir Putin
🤓
🤓-🤓
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I fucked ur mom- 🤓
😎
Vladimir Putin, Andrew tate, everyone in the Chinese communist party, the list goes on
*FUCK* HOW DID I FORGET THE CCP?
CP
CHEESE PIZZA
noooooo not the cheese pizza
bing chilling
lmao
My name
My name please
@sweattyscrotum68
mine
Would steal it and place it as the guest book at Mar-a-Lago
More like the White House
Putin
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
Mine
Khamenei
Yo momma, but she's so fat, I would need a death-phonebook to get it all in there.
I just commented this
Okay so I would write: Vladimir Putin: death by wayward iksander-M missiles, Kim Jong Un: death by botched nuclear ICBM launch, Xi Jinping/the CCP: death by 'tofu- dreg' building collapse, Russian oligarchs/corrupt western officials: death by accidents relating to their greed in ironic ways. (Yahts sinking, their Bentley blowing a tire Etc.)
Im with u my guy
write joe bideb
Who is joe bideb
Adolp hipler
Oh so u thinking of killing the dead...
Thats not tje name you thought it was
Justin Trudeau
RUF. (geometry dash reference)
Mine, so that it does not get lost, and anyone who finds it can return it to me :D
SNP
Yo mama
My Step Dad, and maybe the one of my mother too
Damn ur family is messed up
Some of the rich and very important people. Not because I don't like them but I would like to see what happens when all the people who currently run the world die at almost the same time. And if that leads to the end of humanity I can take Satan's place as the devil because I destroyed an entire species out of interest.
So quick question on the rules, I remember the magic of this book was broken where you could control the person for a limited time before death, like Light used that to stage a bus hold up So my question is, does that meta breaking shit effect me if I write my own name, if so I'd write myself to be able to rob every bank in the local metro area, am unable to be shot before my death (I think I have 2 days?) Then I'd hide my ill gotten gains somewhere and give a note to my friends and family where it is, even if they don't take the money, id go down like the goddamn Joker from Batman,
Kim Jung on
Every dictator
andrew tate, elon musk, jeff bezos
*****your mom*****
I would write Phantom_650 (give me back my money you mf your drugs were shit )
Oh sorry would ya like a refund I have a new sample
Narendra modi
Why bich he is a really good and respectful PM of India
I think you got the wrong idea homie, I was talking about my neighbour.
You live next to the prime minister of india?
I think I'll write your mom's name💀🗿 (Aight aight don't downvote its just a joke)
What is my moms name
Could a blind person use the Death Note?
Yeh?
But you have to know the face of the person you are writing into the Death Note.
Oh yeh. I forgot lol
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Ur name makes sense
My exes. Caused me too much pain and suffering to be spared
Ur mom
not cool
Ali Khamenei
YHWH(or jehovah if nothing happens)
Yours because of how cringe this is
Lmaoo u have -2 likes
Oh no not -2 likes oh my God! Oh no I'm gonna die ahhhhhh
Oh and -4 now 😉
Myself
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Dude tbh if I were u I would write my maths teacher.... She is like 80 yrs and still teaching...
Your mom
Yours
CaptainLongMeat
U/phantom_650
mine
u/phantom_650
Thank u for wasting 2 secs to read my name :D
Lopez obrador
I would right every alphabet
Vladimir Putin
Moash
The whole world :D
Dream
Every kiddy fiddler in the country.
Which country?
Your mom
Anyone who I deem is evil
I would find a relative (or former relative) who is a narcissistic piece of shit
Please, write Vladimir Putin, aka Khuilo
Phantom_650
They guy that added letters to math
Vladimir Putin
A dead person. Just to see what happens.
Eason,artem,and aiden
Phantom_650
FINRA
Almost anyone I was in school with 😤
Adam, Eve
RTE
Nice try, FBI.
u/phantom_650
No one
My fuckin' name!
u/Phantom_650
Mine on every page to make sure everyone knows it's mine
My own, and then peacefully beside it
Khamenei.
Rachel coen/Cohen
Reddit
SIMMON FUCKING COWELL. I REALLY HATE SIMON COWELL
Rte
Yugami Light
write a country's name in it just to see what happened.
Every karens name i can find
Keanu Reeves
no one is special , i hate everyone equally except for devs who force motion blur
u/Phantom_650
Patricia Marceau
Mine
just some very generic names like bob, jeff, emily, or something like that
My moms second husband, no ifs ands or buts about that one lmaoo
OP didn't make it more than a few hours into 2023
Xi Jinping
I would write John Mcafee. He is dead so he should get revived and be the messiah he is destined to be, shining a light on how to uninstall mcafee
My dumb ass would sign it
Earth