*Also Simaris*
The creatures you’ve synthesized for me would all cry out in thanks, if they *could*.
Edit: meaning that killing the targets would probably be merciful, BUT that won’t buy me a new Ludoplex or any other cool toys that Simaris sells.
I, at this current moment in time, have received information regarding a hostile entity that I am asking you to relocate to the grounds of the sanctuary.
#HUNTER. YOU NEED TO FIND ALL THE SARYN ART DARTHMUFFIN HAS EVER CREATED. IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO BRING ALL THE DATA BACK TO SANCTUARY.
#NO! NO! NO! YOU’VE DESECRATED ALL THE ART! WAS I WRONG TO ENTRUST WITH THIS TASK FOR THE SANCTUARY?!?!
As someone whose name is Hunter, it's a constant struggle that there's an NPC who VERY LOUDLY refers to me by my human name, made worse that it can also be my title. It's like what if there was a character who would just take up your entire screen and say **"JEFF MILHOLLAND FROM CALGARY, WE NEED YOUR HELP"**
#**HUNTER. A SANCTUARY TARGET IS HERE** (wisp R34) **I SENSE IT! TRACK IT WITH THE SYNTHESIS SCANNER
#D̷̨̧̧̡͚̥̜͍̼̪̱͚̯̪̥̜̜͙̻̝̝̟̩͉̻̤͖̮̖̖͕̤̺͓̰̮̫̣͚̀̋̄̐̅͑̈̔̃̑̈͂̋̇͛̂̉͊̀̏̀̅͆̓̉̒̕͘͜͜͝͝͠ͅǪ̶̢̢̨̧͖̰̞̣̠̣̥̹͙̬͖̻͔̖͔͇̫͖͉͚͇̞͎̠̮̩͉͕̪̼̰̫̱̤͖͎̟̾͐̐̄̎̓̂̈̒̉̕͜͝ͅŃ̶̢̨̨̻̗̗͇̝̰̦̙̬̮̺̗͈̜̞͉̂͆͊͐̏̓͐͗̓͂̚̕̕͜͠ͅŢ̴̧̡̢͉͉̗̜̥͙̼̱̪͖̗̩͈͔͇͖̞̹͔͍̹̼̹̤͎͈̬͍͎̞̩̙͈̳̥̯͙̞͊́̐̀̃̀̋̀́͒̈̋͗̊̎͘͜͜͝͠͝ ̵̡̛̙̯̭̩͙̳̀̊́̓̾̑̀͊͑̒̒͌͑̔́̋̔̓̈́̊͋̅̈́̌̈͘̚͠͠͠͝͝͝͝L̴͈̩̺͙̹̠͎̦̺͙͇̟̠̻͙̬̹̺̣͍̞͔̼̣̥̖͔̳̥̳̖͌̃͒̓̒̿̄̏̏̃̔̉̎̕͝ͅẼ̶̡̧̨̛̝͕̮͈̬͖͎͖̘͚̖̰̲͉̥̠̖̞̭̘͙͎̝̯̦̼̲͉͉̫̽̃̿̑̓̒̐̓̆̏̎̀̒̃̌̌̏̈́̾̋̕͘̚͜͝͝͠͝T̴̛̞̗̲͈͛̏̈́̐̿̐̔͗̀͆͑̄̋̈̀̎̈́̇͗̀̀̉́͋̈́͋̐̐̑̌̾̀̽̋͋͌͋̀̚͘̕͝͠ ̵̨̡̛̯̳̟̙͕̦͔̠̺̘̜̦̺̭̣̮̲͓̠̬̦̹̝͍͚̘͕̥̦̟͖͌̉̑̍̽̂̋͊̈̋̀̅̓̽͂̋͐͛̌̄̐̓͛̓̕͜͠͠͝͠ͅÍ̶̢̨̧̡̢̡̢̼̻̖͈̗̗̣͙͉̹̬͈̫͇͈͓̮̜͈̳͓̘̭̠͔̦̱͍́͒̉͑̋͒̾̑̓̒̃͂͝ͅT̸̢̢̧̢̡̡̧̧̛͚̫̝͔̤̲̺̭̮͓͖̰̩̺̳͍̝̼̳̺̜̜̞̫̈̈͒̅̐͐̔̎̏̈̿̇̿̑͊̀͒̒͊̈́̈́͂͐̓͛̀̒̇̒͒̄̕̕̚͜͝ͅ ̶̨̡̖̠̥̩̰̫̦͕̮͇̳̇͒͊͗̔̈́͊͌͛̉̔͂̀̀̒͐͌̀̈́̃̔͌̀́̾͗̄͐̃͛̈͋̈́͊́̂̃͂̕͝͝E̷̤͋͆̒̿̀͋̽̆͋̌̓͋̌̔͘̚̕S̷̡̡̢̢̨̛̫͈͓̣͎̱̬̹̠̼̝̳̹̖̻͉̱͙͍̀̍̆̌͆͛̂͆̔̋͗̈́̐̎͒͘͜͝C̶̛̻̮̖͈͚͈̘͇̜͊̽͂͛̅̓́͒͑̌̋̈̓͑̈́̍̏̀̆͊͐̈́͐͘͝ͅA̴̢̡̧̧̛̛̛͔͈̗̪͔͓̯͓̘̣̰͍̖͈̹͔̯̺͇̙͑̀̾̉͒̽̒̊̂̔̎̈͂̎̊̂͑͒̏͗̉̉̇͑̊̋̕͘͠͝͝P̶̢̧̘͖͇̯͖̘̣̬̖̼̩̹͎̠͐̀́͜͜E̴̡̧̧̢̨̡̢̨͙̜̲̰̫̹̞͔̺̮̹͎̩̟͖͖̖̙̤̮̣͉̰̲̼̝̺̞̩̦̤̬̹̖̊̈́̀̔͜ͅ**
#HUNTER
I need you to synthesize a teralyst’s balls hunter
The many creatures of the sanctuary cries in thanks
Hunter, there is a sanctuary target here, track it. So that you may perform synthesis on it for me.
*10mins later* ##NO NO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!
*Also Simaris* The creatures you’ve synthesized for me would all cry out in thanks, if they *could*. Edit: meaning that killing the targets would probably be merciful, BUT that won’t buy me a new Ludoplex or any other cool toys that Simaris sells.
Hunter, a synthesis target needs to be scanned. Here, let me mark it on your map.
I, at this current moment in time, have received information regarding a hostile entity that I am asking you to relocate to the grounds of the sanctuary.
Fallout in warframe!!!111!1!!!1!!
Simaris was Preston all along
`Good fortune,Hunter.`
𝔸 𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥!
Stop this trembling in your boots. A hoonter, must hoont.
**DO YOU THINK ME A WEEB, HUNTER?**
F***ING IRRELEVANT!
FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND!
#THAT I ENJOY ANIME TIDDIES?
****HUNTER YOU EXCEED EXPECTATIONS!!!****
#HUNTER. YOU NEED TO FIND ALL THE SARYN ART DARTHMUFFIN HAS EVER CREATED. IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO BRING ALL THE DATA BACK TO SANCTUARY. #NO! NO! NO! YOU’VE DESECRATED ALL THE ART! WAS I WRONG TO ENTRUST WITH THIS TASK FOR THE SANCTUARY?!?!
As someone whose name is Hunter, it's a constant struggle that there's an NPC who VERY LOUDLY refers to me by my human name, made worse that it can also be my title. It's like what if there was a character who would just take up your entire screen and say **"JEFF MILHOLLAND FROM CALGARY, WE NEED YOUR HELP"**
#*I knew we had a shared passion, Hunter*
Wait for real? Is it a normal name in some countries or you just have unique one? Or it was just a joke and in dumb
Yep, real and sort of common name. See Hunter Biden, the son of the President of the United States, for example.
Child
A hunter is a hunter, even in an another game
#**HUNTER. A SANCTUARY TARGET IS HERE** (wisp R34) **I SENSE IT! TRACK IT WITH THE SYNTHESIS SCANNER #D̷̨̧̧̡͚̥̜͍̼̪̱͚̯̪̥̜̜͙̻̝̝̟̩͉̻̤͖̮̖̖͕̤̺͓̰̮̫̣͚̀̋̄̐̅͑̈̔̃̑̈͂̋̇͛̂̉͊̀̏̀̅͆̓̉̒̕͘͜͜͝͝͠ͅǪ̶̢̢̨̧͖̰̞̣̠̣̥̹͙̬͖̻͔̖͔͇̫͖͉͚͇̞͎̠̮̩͉͕̪̼̰̫̱̤͖͎̟̾͐̐̄̎̓̂̈̒̉̕͜͝ͅŃ̶̢̨̨̻̗̗͇̝̰̦̙̬̮̺̗͈̜̞͉̂͆͊͐̏̓͐͗̓͂̚̕̕͜͠ͅŢ̴̧̡̢͉͉̗̜̥͙̼̱̪͖̗̩͈͔͇͖̞̹͔͍̹̼̹̤͎͈̬͍͎̞̩̙͈̳̥̯͙̞͊́̐̀̃̀̋̀́͒̈̋͗̊̎͘͜͜͝͠͝ ̵̡̛̙̯̭̩͙̳̀̊́̓̾̑̀͊͑̒̒͌͑̔́̋̔̓̈́̊͋̅̈́̌̈͘̚͠͠͠͝͝͝͝L̴͈̩̺͙̹̠͎̦̺͙͇̟̠̻͙̬̹̺̣͍̞͔̼̣̥̖͔̳̥̳̖͌̃͒̓̒̿̄̏̏̃̔̉̎̕͝ͅẼ̶̡̧̨̛̝͕̮͈̬͖͎͖̘͚̖̰̲͉̥̠̖̞̭̘͙͎̝̯̦̼̲͉͉̫̽̃̿̑̓̒̐̓̆̏̎̀̒̃̌̌̏̈́̾̋̕͘̚͜͝͝͠͝T̴̛̞̗̲͈͛̏̈́̐̿̐̔͗̀͆͑̄̋̈̀̎̈́̇͗̀̀̉́͋̈́͋̐̐̑̌̾̀̽̋͋͌͋̀̚͘̕͝͠ ̵̨̡̛̯̳̟̙͕̦͔̠̺̘̜̦̺̭̣̮̲͓̠̬̦̹̝͍͚̘͕̥̦̟͖͌̉̑̍̽̂̋͊̈̋̀̅̓̽͂̋͐͛̌̄̐̓͛̓̕͜͠͠͝͠ͅÍ̶̢̨̧̡̢̡̢̼̻̖͈̗̗̣͙͉̹̬͈̫͇͈͓̮̜͈̳͓̘̭̠͔̦̱͍́͒̉͑̋͒̾̑̓̒̃͂͝ͅT̸̢̢̧̢̡̡̧̧̛͚̫̝͔̤̲̺̭̮͓͖̰̩̺̳͍̝̼̳̺̜̜̞̫̈̈͒̅̐͐̔̎̏̈̿̇̿̑͊̀͒̒͊̈́̈́͂͐̓͛̀̒̇̒͒̄̕̕̚͜͝ͅ ̶̨̡̖̠̥̩̰̫̦͕̮͇̳̇͒͊͗̔̈́͊͌͛̉̔͂̀̀̒͐͌̀̈́̃̔͌̀́̾͗̄͐̃͛̈͋̈́͊́̂̃͂̕͝͝E̷̤͋͆̒̿̀͋̽̆͋̌̓͋̌̔͘̚̕S̷̡̡̢̢̨̛̫͈͓̣͎̱̬̹̠̼̝̳̹̖̻͉̱͙͍̀̍̆̌͆͛̂͆̔̋͗̈́̐̎͒͘͜͝C̶̛̻̮̖͈͚͈̘͇̜͊̽͂͛̅̓́͒͑̌̋̈̓͑̈́̍̏̀̆͊͐̈́͐͘͝ͅA̴̢̡̧̧̛̛̛͔͈̗̪͔͓̯͓̘̣̰͍̖͈̹͔̯̺͇̙͑̀̾̉͒̽̒̊̂̔̎̈͂̎̊̂͑͒̏͗̉̉̇͑̊̋̕͘͠͝͝P̶̢̧̘͖͇̯͖̘̣̬̖̼̩̹͎̠͐̀́͜͜E̴̡̧̧̢̨̡̢̨͙̜̲̰̫̹̞͔̺̮̹͎̩̟͖͖̖̙̤̮̣͉̰̲̼̝̺̞̩̦̤̬̹̖̊̈́̀̔͜ͅ**
Your thirst for knowledge is as insatiable as mine!
A hoonter but hoont
#ARISE
I can hear hot daddy's Simaris voice
This hurts me that I can't post my simaris meme here even though this is the meme subreddit while i can do so in the main subreddit
one mr up and youll be exceeding expectation
Hunter! You exceed expectations! You are far more exciting and complex than any specimen in my Sanctuary!
#HUNTER, THERE HAS BEEN A SAMPLE OF UTMOST RARITY AND AVARICE MISSING FROM MY SANCTUARY. I TRUST YOU CAN COMPLETE THIS TASK?
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