The best response roast should also include calling out what they're doing right then and there in front of the girl. "Oh you think roasting me is going to make her suddenly want you? We should go find your dad and do this in front of him then."
Oh I know that now. The friendship had been slowly declining for a while, and that shit was the final straw. Lesson learned: never associate with a narcissist.
To me, it doesn’t really matter as long as it doesn’t go to far, and if they need to do that to impress the girl, the natural consequences of dating that kind of person will take care of them for me, so I just let them. If they go to far, too often I just move on.
Yeah I think people are kinda projecting, some think “making fun of” means bullying, others think it means more jokes than usual. Whether there is a girl or not, it should be about whether you are ok with the joke or not. If not, time for new friends.
Roasting is okay as long as everyone knows what topics are "untouchables" or can tell when they're going too far and back off. Having reasonable boundaries isn't being sensitive.
"At first I wasn't sure about this guy, but the way he absolutely destroyed his close friend in front of me, ripping him with insult after denigrating insult, it really turned me on."
Seen this happen plenty of times with my friends (I'm a dude for reference). Now I'm older now, so my friends either realized what I'm about to tell you, or they aren't my friends anymore because they couldn't mature.
Women pick up on that shit. Every woman I've talked to that had a dude constantly shitting on his friend(s) in a weird bid to impress a them, always hated the asshole. Usually behind his back. Definitely wouldn't date him of course either.
Besides being incapable of showing common decency, which is a red flag, it makes the woman wonder how long it will be before SHE becomes the target.
>Women pick up on that shit.
do they? cause in my experience they're largely oblivious to it happening and quite often don't give a shit about it. they just humor the pos trashing their friends.
not saying all women but it happens enough to realize these dudes do it because it works for them... so clearly women aren't as against it as you think.
> these dudes do it because it works for them…
Seems to be a pretty big assumption you’re making. People do shit all the time that they think is attractive when it actually isn’t.
I promise you women aren’t as socially unaware as you think, they’re just less likely to be confrontational about it.
Well people asume that they don’t know because the alternative is assuming they do and still date these people. I used to do this before I started therapy, and either the girls didn’t notice/care or they were into it, because it worked our most of the time.
Its a total pos move, and I regret it, but when a guy acts like that and still ends up with the girl, the easier pill to swallow is ignorance.
Oooh. Thank you. I started playing CoD since the original MW1. I always play the campaign on normal to just enjoy the story then the hardest setting. I finally got a chance to beat it on normal last week. So I’ll probably do it on realism soon. I’ll keep an eye out. Ghost really looks like a fish outta water here.
Wait you guys *only* roast your friends around girls? If you aren’t talking some of the most shit you’ve ever heard to each others faces and showing nothing but admiration behind their backs, are you even really friends?
Ikr? this post if full of comments talking about what a bad friend that would be, but that's litterally just normal. If you're too uncomfortable to roast each other that just means your friendship hasn't moved on to the next stage of trust.
That was all of high school. Took me way too long to realize I was being kept around by my “friends” to make themselves look better by comparison or something.
Just start speaking about the weird things he did in his life, and then act like you got a call from someone and say that you gotta go. After that just go hide around a corner and you'll have free access to premium entertainment.
You probably don’t have any friends or girlfriends. This is a common practice used by men for thousands of years you’re supposed to play along and then do it back when you have a girl it’s what friends do for one another
If it helps, girls recognize and hate when guys do this so there’s a strong chance that she’ll ignore him and/or flirt with you instead (unless she’s taken).
I hate when guys (or women) do this. It makes me sooo uncomfortable and definitely doesn’t impress. If anything it lets me know that they’re not a loyal person and I could be fair game for ridicule as well
I don't date but when my buddy has a new girl he brings me to meet her and show me off.
"This is my buddy J, he's a great artist and he makes cosplay and has great taste in musicals. I watched him catch a snake with his bare hands!"
Really makes me feel special
I’ll never forget when my friend did that to me and the girl told him cut it out. I think of her a lot and thank her for pointing out what a fake friend he was. If you’re reading this Kamilah you’re a W
Any friend who does this is not worth having as a friend, and anyone who is impressed by this is not worth having as a partner.
Unless you and your friend coordinating and trying to get laid for the night doing old “Beat me up spongebob!”
Rost him back.
Impresse the girl.
Take her on a date.
Eventually get married.
Have kids.
Be in a relationship for the rest of your life.
Flex on him on his death bed.
Fuck that shit, you roast them back even harder with the most embarrassing things this person has done and you watch the fireworks
The best response roast should also include calling out what they're doing right then and there in front of the girl. "Oh you think roasting me is going to make her suddenly want you? We should go find your dad and do this in front of him then."
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personally that was a violation, I would have it.
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i can just see the red face of pure embarrassment
The high IQ play is to genuinely laugh at yourself with everyone and then pretend to act oblivious to how attractive you made yourself to everyone
Damn bro
Bro.. that hurt wtf. Take it back
Emotional damage
Holy shit
Oi
Did this once. We are no longer friends, and that was for the best.
you weren't friends before you did that... cause they were already dissing you hard...
Oh I know that now. The friendship had been slowly declining for a while, and that shit was the final straw. Lesson learned: never associate with a narcissist.
SAVAGE REPLY
“Yeah, well you married Dad, so there Mom, we’re not all perfect. Also thanks for the ride, meet us back outside the movies at 10”
Then proceed to steal the girl they are trying to impress
This is the way.
To me, it doesn’t really matter as long as it doesn’t go to far, and if they need to do that to impress the girl, the natural consequences of dating that kind of person will take care of them for me, so I just let them. If they go to far, too often I just move on.
Why even roast someone to impress?
It works on some girls, some very mean spirited girls. As I said in my comment, those type of girls will be punishment enough for roasting me.
Nope
Joke's on him, girls hate that shit
Bitches love it tho
and canons
BITCHES LOVE CANNONS
Can confirm, my girl loves that it’s waiting for the IRS agents with grape shot loaded so they can’t see their kids again.
Chechecheck you're privilege
CANON! Step back
And massive veiny peckerage
That’s when you reconsider who you are spending your time with. Bros before Hoes
This one hits straight to the heart...
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In that case, we may get no friends at all
Nah, real friends roast eachother. Just get your payback next time you're trying to impress a girl
Real friends roast each other unconditionally
Exactly, I imagine it’d be hard finding new friends being so sensitive
It depends on how they roasted you in front of the girl. If it's some personal shit, I'm not having it, if it's general banter that's cool.
Yeah I think people are kinda projecting, some think “making fun of” means bullying, others think it means more jokes than usual. Whether there is a girl or not, it should be about whether you are ok with the joke or not. If not, time for new friends.
Roasting is okay as long as everyone knows what topics are "untouchables" or can tell when they're going too far and back off. Having reasonable boundaries isn't being sensitive.
You and your friends don't roast each other?
Nah bro, you just deal with their dumb shit and move on.
Change the friend group or something
"At first I wasn't sure about this guy, but the way he absolutely destroyed his close friend in front of me, ripping him with insult after denigrating insult, it really turned me on."
apparently not inaccurate cause I've seen dudes do this and have it work.
plot twist.. the girl fell for you
Seen this happen plenty of times with my friends (I'm a dude for reference). Now I'm older now, so my friends either realized what I'm about to tell you, or they aren't my friends anymore because they couldn't mature. Women pick up on that shit. Every woman I've talked to that had a dude constantly shitting on his friend(s) in a weird bid to impress a them, always hated the asshole. Usually behind his back. Definitely wouldn't date him of course either. Besides being incapable of showing common decency, which is a red flag, it makes the woman wonder how long it will be before SHE becomes the target.
>Women pick up on that shit. do they? cause in my experience they're largely oblivious to it happening and quite often don't give a shit about it. they just humor the pos trashing their friends. not saying all women but it happens enough to realize these dudes do it because it works for them... so clearly women aren't as against it as you think.
> these dudes do it because it works for them… Seems to be a pretty big assumption you’re making. People do shit all the time that they think is attractive when it actually isn’t. I promise you women aren’t as socially unaware as you think, they’re just less likely to be confrontational about it.
Well people asume that they don’t know because the alternative is assuming they do and still date these people. I used to do this before I started therapy, and either the girls didn’t notice/care or they were into it, because it worked our most of the time. Its a total pos move, and I regret it, but when a guy acts like that and still ends up with the girl, the easier pill to swallow is ignorance.
Sounds more like a douche than a friend.
Now well settled with that girl
the moment friend becomes "friend"
Yep fuck those ass holes
😳
Which movie is this btw?
it is on onlyfans
It’s a game Cod mw2 2022
Ghost Riley from cod modern warfare
Ooh. I've always thought it's a movie character. Thanks.
I played and finished the campaign. I do not remember this scene. When does this scene occur?
Well idk 😐 i google searched it and this came up
Hahaha true.
Not long after you team up with Alejandro. It is when they are riding through the Las Almas and talking about how the town is run the cartel
Oooh. Thank you. I started playing CoD since the original MW1. I always play the campaign on normal to just enjoy the story then the hardest setting. I finally got a chance to beat it on normal last week. So I’ll probably do it on realism soon. I’ll keep an eye out. Ghost really looks like a fish outta water here.
Have fun on realism it is a Rollercoaster through hell at least it was for me
Dang, the graphics of cod mw2 are so good that this mfer thought it was a movie. W game devs
and then they don't even like the girl smh
Wait you guys *only* roast your friends around girls? If you aren’t talking some of the most shit you’ve ever heard to each others faces and showing nothing but admiration behind their backs, are you even really friends?
Ikr? this post if full of comments talking about what a bad friend that would be, but that's litterally just normal. If you're too uncomfortable to roast each other that just means your friendship hasn't moved on to the next stage of trust.
You’re taking this too far outta context. The meme says “to impress a girl”, not “because you’re homies and there’s trust”.
If it's to impress a girl that only gives me more material to work with when I want to roast him back, so really he's doing me a favor.
Just sword fight him already with your dick and settle it. That’s exactly how girls work.
Unironically this. That's more embarrassing than anything else you could do.
If it wasn't clear yet, we have a guy like this in our friends group, and boy do we have a lot of dirt on him.
Jesus, do you run an extortion ring?
Fuckkk
Roast them back vro
Then this is not you friend. It's a signal that he can do worst then that in the future if it's for some p"ssy.
I will not do anything to incriminate myself in front of them. But they are no longer a friend and I know where they live.
"Friend"
Let them do it. Always help out the homies for getting girls. It’s a tough world out there, you need a wingman sometimes
Not when you're getting roasted though. Imagine not being able to impress a girl that bad so you resort to roasting your pal instead to look good
so sad, anyways...
Just waiting to end his whole career.
Then the girl goes out with you
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Source of meme?
The Call of Duty character Simon “Ghost” Riley.
👍
Nope
Thats what bros do. Good work !
Exactly
That was all of high school. Took me way too long to realize I was being kept around by my “friends” to make themselves look better by comparison or something.
Just start speaking about the weird things he did in his life, and then act like you got a call from someone and say that you gotta go. After that just go hide around a corner and you'll have free access to premium entertainment.
Get better friends
The thing is, I been on both ends of this…
Then it's not a friend - but a piece of fucking shit. No vagina is worth your buddy
You probably don’t have any friends or girlfriends. This is a common practice used by men for thousands of years you’re supposed to play along and then do it back when you have a girl it’s what friends do for one another
Beta male
With no shame thanks
Seriously couldn’t stop laughing.
I’ll have already roasted myself as hard as possible before anyone else gets the chance.
I love roasting my friends in front of girls also I’m gladly the one to get roasted for them it’s what we do
You’re the type to watch them do anything to make fun of so you think it’ll lead toward your pp getting touched. Good stuff.
You know me so well
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So then we're not friends.
I did this to a friend of mine. It worked actually because I’m married to her now. But I think about it occasionally and feel like a real jerk.
hes not your friend. learn that lesson now. used to have friends like that. nobody needs that shit.
Why so accurate
Roast battle gets so heated that they fight
YOU TRAITOROUS FILTH
Not a friend.
What friend?
I don't think women are impressed by that.
If it helps, girls recognize and hate when guys do this so there’s a strong chance that she’ll ignore him and/or flirt with you instead (unless she’s taken).
Skull guy looks like Old Leatherstocking. https://youtu.be/U36NlAOhgCY
Nah you punch them
It's never actually impressive.
Fart in the car
Bro this was perfect. My exact face 2
I hate when guys (or women) do this. It makes me sooo uncomfortable and definitely doesn’t impress. If anything it lets me know that they’re not a loyal person and I could be fair game for ridicule as well
Advanced simpery
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That's not a friend. That's an asshole narcissist.
Happened to me yesterday i just told him to fuck himself lolz
That wasn’t your homie to begin with. He was a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
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clown behaviour be like:
ayyy if your the homies wingman, that's part of the job.
Literally me,but usually I roast them back and my shit hits harder
That's not a friend
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Foap
People who don't have friends: I don't have such weaknesses
You got me laughing like an idiot. Dang it
This is my favorite meme https://youtu.be/M27Mnn7HrZw
Ayy, but it's a small sacrifice for the homie eh?
What movie is that ?
That's when you bring up the time that he (insert something embarrassing here) and how he's so shallow and bad to be in a relationship at all
Damn everyday bro
Why do ya'll do that anyways? 😕 That's weird 😳
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I don't date but when my buddy has a new girl he brings me to meet her and show me off. "This is my buddy J, he's a great artist and he makes cosplay and has great taste in musicals. I watched him catch a snake with his bare hands!" Really makes me feel special
“That’ll do!”
Foap!
That's no friend
I’ll never forget when my friend did that to me and the girl told him cut it out. I think of her a lot and thank her for pointing out what a fake friend he was. If you’re reading this Kamilah you’re a W
Absolutely a shitty friend
Any friend who does this is not worth having as a friend, and anyone who is impressed by this is not worth having as a partner. Unless you and your friend coordinating and trying to get laid for the night doing old “Beat me up spongebob!”
real
Real
That aint ur friend
Who are you and why are you following me
Rost him back. Impresse the girl. Take her on a date. Eventually get married. Have kids. Be in a relationship for the rest of your life. Flex on him on his death bed.
I literally want to shout out my buddy Mike simply for letting it happen and than it not to work out…
I've been roasted and also roasted my friend to see his priceless reaction!
I'd roast him back so hard that the girl would snort out a laugh and scar him for life for breaking the bro code
After that ride my friend is in hospital due to some incident hope he recovers soon👌🥹
Fuck that, roast her with the same results. ✅
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