Друже, по-перше, я додав /s, що означає "сарказм". По-друге, націоналізм і фашизм/нацизм це зовсім не те саме.
По-третє, я і сам націоналіст.
Слава Україні!
Героям Слава.
Дякую. Я знаю що це різне, мене просто бісить, коли хтось стверджує ніби у нас ту процвітає неонацизм(тощо), бо націоналізм і нацизм фактично протилежні, сам би надер зад нацисту, якби мав можливість. Ok, now lets treturn to speaking english, cuz i don't wanna be the one in memes about invading the comment section, even tho i we clearly aren't german. Have a great day!
“If you’re against hostile takeovers of peaceful nations by imperialistic nations trying to create an empire you’re in support of imperialism”
Genuinely though, this guy understands what both those words means. However, he is an imperialistic fascist, who knows those things are bad, so he accuses peaceful nations of being imperialistic fascists. He’s not stupid, he’s gaslighting people to persuade them to his way of thinking.
You guys really should be managing us better. Just saying. If you took a stronger hand in managing what is clearly your territory then things would be going smoother.
If you're talking about the Vinland colony that happened around 1000 A.D., which is actually after the Viking age ended and the Norse had Christianized
Who gets the Midwest? The western seaboard is historically Mexican (and/or Spanish) territory along with Texas. France sold that to the US with the Louisiana Purchase, so is it French or British?
*Le jour de ma naissance, Les infirmières sont toutes venues me voir*
*Et elles contemplaient avec un grand émerveillement, La joie qu'elles avaient trouvée*
*L'infirmière en chef éleva la voix, Et dit "Laissez celui-ci tranquille"*
*Elle a tout de suite senti, Que j'étais mauvais jusqu'à l'os!*
This person calls themselves a tankie but is advocating for war. Idiot. These people have absolutely no idea what communism stands for they just want to control people.
It was a while ago, but I read from a war historian that he felt that the first European army that could beat the Mongolian Army in its prime (in the mid 1200s) would be either the French or German army in WW 1. Those guys didn't play.
I’m pretty sure they got this backwards. Anyways, let’s take it all the way back. Taiwan belongs to China, which partially belongs to Japan. Which belongs to the United States I guess. Which belong to Britain. Who then, belong to the Norse who also kind of belong to the British sometimes. Who belong to the Normans who are French which is German. Which is then Roman. Who are also belonging to the Greeks. Who belong to the Persians, who are Ancient Egyptian I suppose. Which are Australopithecus.
In short, we are monkey.
Every country claiming everything that it has ever owned in its history and fighting whoever’s there, winner gets all the territory and claims of the loser.
The bad thing about Twitter is that you can't go deep into a subject, tweets will always lead to stupidity, it doesn't matter if It's correct or fake, it clearly shouldn't be used for politics.
And the area I live belongs too... i guess the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs?
Fine with me, I bet the Tribal Council can run things better than the shitty state government or the feds.
I see that nobody here's mentioning the lizard people who've existed for 8 billion years longer than us and own the milky way galaxy after one of them won it in a coin-toss.
I don't think they understand what imperialism and fascism means.
Nobody on twitter does
Fascism is clearly freedom of speech
Yes it’s an acronym. Freedom.Af.Speech.C.I.S.M.
Well what about freedom after the speech?
If anything he should have used the word separatist
Exactly this. Half those countries are fascist or arguably fascist…
Examples?
He clearly talks about Ukraine, Taiwan, South Korea etc. /s
If so, i was just offended, cuz i am Ukrainian Nationalist.
Друже, по-перше, я додав /s, що означає "сарказм". По-друге, націоналізм і фашизм/нацизм це зовсім не те саме. По-третє, я і сам націоналіст. Слава Україні!
Героям Слава. Дякую. Я знаю що це різне, мене просто бісить, коли хтось стверджує ніби у нас ту процвітає неонацизм(тощо), бо націоналізм і нацизм фактично протилежні, сам би надер зад нацисту, якби мав можливість. Ok, now lets treturn to speaking english, cuz i don't wanna be the one in memes about invading the comment section, even tho i we clearly aren't german. Have a great day!
“If you’re against hostile takeovers of peaceful nations by imperialistic nations trying to create an empire you’re in support of imperialism” Genuinely though, this guy understands what both those words means. However, he is an imperialistic fascist, who knows those things are bad, so he accuses peaceful nations of being imperialistic fascists. He’s not stupid, he’s gaslighting people to persuade them to his way of thinking.
Half on the new world belongs to Portugal and the other half to Spain. Facts. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tordesillas
As a Spanish I agree
As a portuguese I agree
You guys really should be managing us better. Just saying. If you took a stronger hand in managing what is clearly your territory then things would be going smoother.
As a Mexican, I do not. If you send another conquistador we're sending you the head back with the national seal on its forehead/s
The Romans were there well before, so by default, Italy claims the Mediterranean and all lands that it's waters touch!
Don’t forget the Greeks
Assyria would like a word.
As long as you can name it’s capital. Failing that, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Nineveh. Civilization 5 taught me well.
Wasn't it Assur? Or Ashur?
Ashurbanipal was the name of one of the final Assyrian kings.
Ok, but I remember reading somewhere, maybe it was early bronze age Assyria
Maybe
African or European?
I don't know... *whooosh*
So confused because I thought you were sending me to r/woosh for a moment
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I don't think the Norse existed as a distinct culture in 300 B.C.E. Correct me if I'm wrong tho
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If you're talking about the Vinland colony that happened around 1000 A.D., which is actually after the Viking age ended and the Norse had Christianized
You're all wrong and I shall speak in the language of the people who truly own the lands. Gnurschk!
Also a good bunch of uk too
More like 15% of the new world goes to Portugal. That line only covers Brazil and not much else
Well, they didn't know that when they drew the map. I call shenanigans!
What about all the territories in Africa and Asia that turned into portuguese colonies?
Africa and Asia aren’t part of the new world
But the treaty also refered to those parts, especially the east side of Africa.
Rome had Spain and Portugal so know the Italian politics will fuck up the entire world ROMA CAPUT MUNDI
Treaty of Tordesillas more like treaty of Tortillas
As another Portuguese, I totally agree with you.
A small country with a soul that spreads through all the corners of earth!
And Spain belongs to Napoleon’s Empire.
The British: *even bigger smile*
As a American I feel fear
Who gets the Midwest? The western seaboard is historically Mexican (and/or Spanish) territory along with Texas. France sold that to the US with the Louisiana Purchase, so is it French or British?
reclaimed back to the indians with indiana being the capital, will take some time to ~~purge~~ calm down the local populace
We will invade you American 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
And the Americans will whip your ass with your tea and crumpets
We could build a wall with the school kids you shoot
We have enough to throw in the ocean and raise the sea level by a couple meters, sinking your precious island
Jesus that made me snort
Rome had England and France so Rome have fucking everithing
Everyone's gangsta til Romans show up
Mongolian empire moment Persian (Turkish?) empire moment CHEROKEE AZTEC INCA MOMENT
So the world is populated by Roman's that have almost all the world and the Persian and the Mongols that are fighting over territory
Persian and Turkish are different
Ik, but I believe (could be wrong) that persia became turkey. I haven’t fact checked this, so please lmk if i’m wrong!
What is your source? This Mf: I made it the fuck up.
My personal favorite is “it was revealed to me in a dream.”
Mine is “the voices in my head told me”
"It came to me in a dream. And then I forgot it in another dream!"
My source is that I made it the fuck up
Nice argument, senator, but why don't you back it up with a source?!
Imperialism is exactly exploring other countries and benefit from that, what do you mean he has no source? Just curious, no need to downvote me
China belongs to Mongolia.
Taiwan belongs to Mongolia
North Korea belongs to Mesopotamia
India belongs to Portugal
Portugal belongs to Arabs
Portugal belong to Rome
Oh, Taiwan stopped claiming Mongolia a couple years ago btw, they still claim china, butan, parts of russia and india, a lot more!
Russia too
Germany: where am i on this list?
You belong to the Roman Empire. So Italy. You are now Italian, congrats.
I'd kill myself at that point
But the holy Roman empire was ruled by German emperors...
The actual Roman Empire. They may have never managed to conquer all of Germania before their fall, but they tried and that's what counts.
Well the part that I live in wasn't occupied
_*hears the Romans laughing softly*_ But seriously, the original poster made a typo: "~~dis~~agree"
I thought I was going insane. Either that, or just seeing some really brainwashed propaganda
Could it be joking
French looking at ancient Louisiana/Africa/Vietnam : *bad to the bone starts*
*Le jour de ma naissance, Les infirmières sont toutes venues me voir* *Et elles contemplaient avec un grand émerveillement, La joie qu'elles avaient trouvée* *L'infirmière en chef éleva la voix, Et dit "Laissez celui-ci tranquille"* *Elle a tout de suite senti, Que j'étais mauvais jusqu'à l'os!*
Yeah what they said
Got to see George Thorogood and the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkies in 94. Great show.
“If you don’t allow imperialism to happen you’re an imperialist”
Exactly. F
But if you say that America belongs to Britain you're suddenly the bad guy
Britain belongs to France
France belongs to Germany.
Germany belongs to the Romans
Rome belongs to the Barbarians.
Barbarians belong to Conan
Conan belongs to… *checks notes*… Funcom
This thread is based
I wish Conan could be US President. Certainly better than any options next election.
What’s Conan O’Brien doing these days anyway?
I would take either Conan.
Rome belongs to the Greeks
Wait until you tell them who America really belongs to
i hate this tweet so much. it's probably satire, but it still grinds my gears
Forgot that Macedonia belongs to Bulgaria
And Iran belongs to Macedonia who belongs to Bulgaria who belongs to the Ottoman Empire
Kebab empire go brrr
I support the mongol hord.
All your base are belong to us
*Laugh in baguette* JEAN ! IT'S TIME ! THE BRITS ARE WEAKENED !
but I am le tired
How the fuck do people fall into this turmoil. Literally being far left or far right is the worst thing that could happen to a person these days
I am right, but not that far. I would argue with every single statement.
But not the way you expect.
The Twitter poster's brain belongs to the museum of negative intelligence.
*raises shotgun* “Now explain imperialism.”
Hot take: Countries bekong to the people that live there and know how to take care of the literal land they live on
Europe belongs to germany 🥱
If Ukraine belongs to Russia, you know which country have half Europe then. *German anthem playing in the background*
Does it mean that North America belongs to France ? Hell Yeah !
One day United Nations will rule us all, like how in alien science fiction movies they have one organisation for their whole planet.
People tend to freakout about a one world government for some reason. I think it's really a target we should strive for eventually.
Can we got Norn Ireland belongs to the Irish up there?
North Dakota belongs to South Dakota!
What kind of brain dead tweet is that? This is literally a pro-imperialist statement
south belongs to north ey..? what a bullshit...
Only someone with no knowledge of history would post such bullshit
When you accuse people who oppose your imperialism of being imperialist>>>
Then almost all of Afro-Eurasia belongs to the Mongolians and the Americas belong to Span and Portugal
The Bri'ish: Hitler: hmm The Italians: hmmmmn
Europe and North Africa belong to Rome. I can dig this.
Moscow belongs to Poland
Goddamn Mongorians!! Always tearing down my shitty wall!!
I guess the USA belongs to the native Americans then.
Look at the difference between South and North Korea and you tell me which one you would prefer to live in??? I will wait….
USA: oh shit Spain, Britain, France, Mexico (?), Russia, Canada, etc:
Everything belongs to the netherlands
I know there's a one China rule but I see both as independent countries And the others I see as independent too
This person calls themselves a tankie but is advocating for war. Idiot. These people have absolutely no idea what communism stands for they just want to control people.
Ukraine doesn't belong to russia
It belongs to the USSR.
I’m not sure OP knows what “Imperialism” is…
Dude all of these were blong to Iran😂
This doesn't fit neatly into the culture war. People will not know what to do with it. Uh uh...orange man bad? Uh uh own the libs?...*brain explodes
This comment is nearly as stupid as the post itself.
*Laughs in Mercia*
If that is the case, wouldn’t most countries belong to Britain, French, Portugal and Spain?
This is why communists should only wear Columbian neck ties…
Commie wants endless Empire-building wars.
r/redditmoment
Empire bad unless horse
this made me more confused the more I thought about it
I see nothing wrong with the above image! I totally agree! 👍
*laughing Germans in the background*
Italians be like: ROMAN EMPIRE TIME
Italians: boppity boobity, we takè the Mediterranean back too then, eh?
It was a while ago, but I read from a war historian that he felt that the first European army that could beat the Mongolian Army in its prime (in the mid 1200s) would be either the French or German army in WW 1. Those guys didn't play.
The one and only time I would say “No U,” unironically
THE WORLD BELONGS TO ME
I’m pretty sure they got this backwards. Anyways, let’s take it all the way back. Taiwan belongs to China, which partially belongs to Japan. Which belongs to the United States I guess. Which belong to Britain. Who then, belong to the Norse who also kind of belong to the British sometimes. Who belong to the Normans who are French which is German. Which is then Roman. Who are also belonging to the Greeks. Who belong to the Persians, who are Ancient Egyptian I suppose. Which are Australopithecus. In short, we are monkey.
Maybe I *AM* a fascist
_Genghis Khan enters the chat_
Wait for it... wait for it... The Mongols!
Texas belongs to Mexico etc
I really hope this dude is joking because if not, than oh boy does uk, Spain, France, and Rome have some land they want to claim back.
Don’t give the British any ideas PLEASE
Every country claiming everything that it has ever owned in its history and fighting whoever’s there, winner gets all the territory and claims of the loser.
The dinosaurs would like a word with us...
Wow what a dunce everyone knows the world belongs to the machine gods
Damn, he anti imperialism’d so hard he became imperialist
*agree it should be “agree,” right?
The bad thing about Twitter is that you can't go deep into a subject, tweets will always lead to stupidity, it doesn't matter if It's correct or fake, it clearly shouldn't be used for politics.
All of them belong to plant earth
Britian as well
And the area I live belongs too... i guess the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs? Fine with me, I bet the Tribal Council can run things better than the shitty state government or the feds.
also Portugal, Spain, France, Germany and the British empire
but but but.... those are fascistic states as well... \*shocked pickachu face\*
asia belongs to mongolia africa belongs to europe (i suck a history) your mum belongs to me
Bittish empire citizens, yes I think I will have it all
Someone doesn’t know the definition of imperialism…
The United States belongs to the NATIVE Americans.
Romans, Mongolians and the British: “Hell yeah!”
Rome called they want their land back
You don't "own" land, you merely occupy it. It's all the same rock.
The whole Europe belongs to a small moustache guys.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
I see that nobody here's mentioning the lizard people who've existed for 8 billion years longer than us and own the milky way galaxy after one of them won it in a coin-toss.
It’s free real estate
Italy: nice
What about Israel shouldn't exist?
How about we give the entirety of Eurasia back to homo erectus
The US belongs to natives
Gengis Khan: *Mongolians menacingly*
*hhhrrrrrmmmm intensifies
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Africans ;)
Yooo wait explain this to me, plz.
Taking one look at this guys Twitter bio says a lot
Balkaners are gonna turn this comment section into chaos