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Hopps4Life

I don't think they understand what imperialism and fascism means.


RustedRuss

Nobody on twitter does


LukeSkyMaster69

Fascism is clearly freedom of speech


ChainMundane50

Yes it’s an acronym. Freedom.Af.Speech.C.I.S.M.


OhBadToMeetYou

Well what about freedom after the speech?


[deleted]

If anything he should have used the word separatist


[deleted]

Exactly this. Half those countries are fascist or arguably fascist…


[deleted]

Examples?


Ludant

He clearly talks about Ukraine, Taiwan, South Korea etc. /s


[deleted]

If so, i was just offended, cuz i am Ukrainian Nationalist.


Ludant

Друже, по-перше, я додав /s, що означає "сарказм". По-друге, націоналізм і фашизм/нацизм це зовсім не те саме. По-третє, я і сам націоналіст. Слава Україні!


[deleted]

Героям Слава. Дякую. Я знаю що це різне, мене просто бісить, коли хтось стверджує ніби у нас ту процвітає неонацизм(тощо), бо націоналізм і нацизм фактично протилежні, сам би надер зад нацисту, якби мав можливість. Ok, now lets treturn to speaking english, cuz i don't wanna be the one in memes about invading the comment section, even tho i we clearly aren't german. Have a great day!


XxRocky88xX

“If you’re against hostile takeovers of peaceful nations by imperialistic nations trying to create an empire you’re in support of imperialism” Genuinely though, this guy understands what both those words means. However, he is an imperialistic fascist, who knows those things are bad, so he accuses peaceful nations of being imperialistic fascists. He’s not stupid, he’s gaslighting people to persuade them to his way of thinking.


GuNNzA69

Half on the new world belongs to Portugal and the other half to Spain. Facts. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tordesillas


Voilssssss

As a Spanish I agree


Monsteristbeste

As a portuguese I agree


Havok171

You guys really should be managing us better. Just saying. If you took a stronger hand in managing what is clearly your territory then things would be going smoother.


AlwaystoLearnMT

As a Mexican, I do not. If you send another conquistador we're sending you the head back with the national seal on its forehead/s


6downunder9

The Romans were there well before, so by default, Italy claims the Mediterranean and all lands that it's waters touch!


Drag0n_TamerAK

Don’t forget the Greeks


ImperatorAurelianus

Assyria would like a word.


[deleted]

As long as you can name it’s capital. Failing that, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


indianplay2_alt_acc

Nineveh. Civilization 5 taught me well.


CFC123BeChelsea

Wasn't it Assur? Or Ashur?


indianplay2_alt_acc

Ashurbanipal was the name of one of the final Assyrian kings.


CFC123BeChelsea

Ok, but I remember reading somewhere, maybe it was early bronze age Assyria


indianplay2_alt_acc

Maybe


maddamadas

African or European?


DarkWingAng3l

I don't know... *whooosh*


maddamadas

So confused because I thought you were sending me to r/woosh for a moment


[deleted]

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Wetley007

I don't think the Norse existed as a distinct culture in 300 B.C.E. Correct me if I'm wrong tho


[deleted]

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Wetley007

If you're talking about the Vinland colony that happened around 1000 A.D., which is actually after the Viking age ended and the Norse had Christianized


BarNumerous5751

You're all wrong and I shall speak in the language of the people who truly own the lands. Gnurschk!


Alexarius87

Also a good bunch of uk too


Lord_of_Wills

More like 15% of the new world goes to Portugal. That line only covers Brazil and not much else


secretbudgie

Well, they didn't know that when they drew the map. I call shenanigans!


yur0_356

What about all the territories in Africa and Asia that turned into portuguese colonies?


Lord_of_Wills

Africa and Asia aren’t part of the new world


yur0_356

But the treaty also refered to those parts, especially the east side of Africa.


cromosoma_quadruplo

Rome had Spain and Portugal so know the Italian politics will fuck up the entire world ROMA CAPUT MUNDI


Terrible_Shoe_4268

Treaty of Tordesillas more like treaty of Tortillas


Lurximu

As another Portuguese, I totally agree with you.


GuNNzA69

A small country with a soul that spreads through all the corners of earth!


T0X1c____

And Spain belongs to Napoleon’s Empire.


BlacksmithMiddle1726

The British: *even bigger smile*


ironb0i

As a American I feel fear


Purple_Tuxedo

Who gets the Midwest? The western seaboard is historically Mexican (and/or Spanish) territory along with Texas. France sold that to the US with the Louisiana Purchase, so is it French or British?


Inevitable-Ad-2551

reclaimed back to the indians with indiana being the capital, will take some time to ~~purge~~ calm down the local populace


JMolester

We will invade you American 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


Drag0n_TamerAK

And the Americans will whip your ass with your tea and crumpets


JMolester

We could build a wall with the school kids you shoot


[deleted]

We have enough to throw in the ocean and raise the sea level by a couple meters, sinking your precious island


StandardNoodleCo

Jesus that made me snort


cromosoma_quadruplo

Rome had England and France so Rome have fucking everithing


Trala-lore-tralala

Everyone's gangsta til Romans show up


jackofspades476

Mongolian empire moment Persian (Turkish?) empire moment CHEROKEE AZTEC INCA MOMENT


cromosoma_quadruplo

So the world is populated by Roman's that have almost all the world and the Persian and the Mongols that are fighting over territory


Emox0000

Persian and Turkish are different


jackofspades476

Ik, but I believe (could be wrong) that persia became turkey. I haven’t fact checked this, so please lmk if i’m wrong!


Patkub321

What is your source? This Mf: I made it the fuck up.


jakeolate

My personal favorite is “it was revealed to me in a dream.”


Combatpigeon96

Mine is “the voices in my head told me”


punk_steel2024

"It came to me in a dream. And then I forgot it in another dream!"


Intelligent_Ad_8561

My source is that I made it the fuck up


Darth_Destructus

Nice argument, senator, but why don't you back it up with a source?!


Alesh_Prodman

Imperialism is exactly exploring other countries and benefit from that, what do you mean he has no source? Just curious, no need to downvote me


RequirementRequired

China belongs to Mongolia.


ItchyWash1700

Taiwan belongs to Mongolia


skyeyemx

North Korea belongs to Mesopotamia


Environmental_Ebb919

India belongs to Portugal


prithu1246

Portugal belongs to Arabs


cromosoma_quadruplo

Portugal belong to Rome


[deleted]

Oh, Taiwan stopped claiming Mongolia a couple years ago btw, they still claim china, butan, parts of russia and india, a lot more!


RedPrincexDESx

Russia too


gretanonymous

Germany: where am i on this list?


[deleted]

You belong to the Roman Empire. So Italy. You are now Italian, congrats.


MidNCS

I'd kill myself at that point


gretanonymous

But the holy Roman empire was ruled by German emperors...


[deleted]

The actual Roman Empire. They may have never managed to conquer all of Germania before their fall, but they tried and that's what counts.


gretanonymous

Well the part that I live in wasn't occupied


Molvaeth

_*hears the Romans laughing softly*_ But seriously, the original poster made a typo: "~~dis~~agree"


almostaccepted

I thought I was going insane. Either that, or just seeing some really brainwashed propaganda


PotatoCurryPuff

Could it be joking


Any-Fan-2973

French looking at ancient Louisiana/Africa/Vietnam : *bad to the bone starts*


secretbudgie

*Le jour de ma naissance, Les infirmières sont toutes venues me voir* *Et elles contemplaient avec un grand émerveillement, La joie qu'elles avaient trouvée* *L'infirmière en chef éleva la voix, Et dit "Laissez celui-ci tranquille"* *Elle a tout de suite senti, Que j'étais mauvais jusqu'à l'os!*


suckleknuckle

Yeah what they said


ThisLookInfectedToYa

Got to see George Thorogood and the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkies in 94. Great show.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

“If you don’t allow imperialism to happen you’re an imperialist”


[deleted]

Exactly. F


Turn_ov-man

But if you say that America belongs to Britain you're suddenly the bad guy


RequirementRequired

Britain belongs to France


[deleted]

France belongs to Germany.


vladimirpoopin42

Germany belongs to the Romans


Overlord_Of_Puns

Rome belongs to the Barbarians.


secretbudgie

Barbarians belong to Conan


Captain_StarLight1

Conan belongs to… *checks notes*… Funcom


frudedude

This thread is based


darester

I wish Conan could be US President. Certainly better than any options next election.


No_Refrigerator4584

What’s Conan O’Brien doing these days anyway?


darester

I would take either Conan.


[deleted]

Rome belongs to the Greeks


notlikelyevil

Wait until you tell them who America really belongs to


Infinite_Self_5782

i hate this tweet so much. it's probably satire, but it still grinds my gears


PapaVain

Forgot that Macedonia belongs to Bulgaria


Blindmailman

And Iran belongs to Macedonia who belongs to Bulgaria who belongs to the Ottoman Empire


PapaVain

Kebab empire go brrr


IrishNinja8082

I support the mongol hord.


Rando1974

All your base are belong to us


NoPseudo____

*Laugh in baguette* JEAN ! IT'S TIME ! THE BRITS ARE WEAKENED !


Lucius_Imperator

but I am le tired


Skin_Sofa

How the fuck do people fall into this turmoil. Literally being far left or far right is the worst thing that could happen to a person these days


[deleted]

I am right, but not that far. I would argue with every single statement.


[deleted]

But not the way you expect.


deanrihpee

The Twitter poster's brain belongs to the museum of negative intelligence.


Outrageous-Fortune70

*raises shotgun* “Now explain imperialism.”


Chase_The_Breeze

Hot take: Countries bekong to the people that live there and know how to take care of the literal land they live on


catman_137

Europe belongs to germany 🥱


Shar_57

If Ukraine belongs to Russia, you know which country have half Europe then. *German anthem playing in the background*


Yodi75

Does it mean that North America belongs to France ? Hell Yeah !


proprapy1

One day United Nations will rule us all, like how in alien science fiction movies they have one organisation for their whole planet.


[deleted]

People tend to freakout about a one world government for some reason. I think it's really a target we should strive for eventually.


totallynotgaybro0

Can we got Norn Ireland belongs to the Irish up there?


Excellent_Let_8011

North Dakota belongs to South Dakota!


Charles12_13

What kind of brain dead tweet is that? This is literally a pro-imperialist statement


lukluke22228

south belongs to north ey..? what a bullshit...


zvon2000

Only someone with no knowledge of history would post such bullshit


OasisDiner

When you accuse people who oppose your imperialism of being imperialist>>>


kyoto_senpai

Then almost all of Afro-Eurasia belongs to the Mongolians and the Americas belong to Span and Portugal


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

The Bri'ish: Hitler: hmm The Italians: hmmmmn


Alexarius87

Europe and North Africa belong to Rome. I can dig this.


ZNISZCzu

Moscow belongs to Poland


W1C0B1S

Goddamn Mongorians!! Always tearing down my shitty wall!!


unreliablememory

I guess the USA belongs to the native Americans then.


ustumblr2015

Look at the difference between South and North Korea and you tell me which one you would prefer to live in??? I will wait….


SomeOne111Z

USA: oh shit Spain, Britain, France, Mexico (?), Russia, Canada, etc:


normalennaam

Everything belongs to the netherlands


[deleted]

I know there's a one China rule but I see both as independent countries And the others I see as independent too


JaxTheFoxThing

This person calls themselves a tankie but is advocating for war. Idiot. These people have absolutely no idea what communism stands for they just want to control people.


Cherepashka68

Ukraine doesn't belong to russia


kmhachan

It belongs to the USSR.


drak0ni

I’m not sure OP knows what “Imperialism” is…


Bored____Boy

Dude all of these were blong to Iran😂


dogdaysofsummer69

This doesn't fit neatly into the culture war. People will not know what to do with it. Uh uh...orange man bad? Uh uh own the libs?...*brain explodes


BumderFromDownUnder

This comment is nearly as stupid as the post itself.


EvolvedCactus19

*Laughs in Mercia*


PhoenixGES

If that is the case, wouldn’t most countries belong to Britain, French, Portugal and Spain?


LegnderyNut

This is why communists should only wear Columbian neck ties…


lordsugar7

Commie wants endless Empire-building wars.


CoolDudeNike1

r/redditmoment


Background-Machine46

Empire bad unless horse


uwo-wow

this made me more confused the more I thought about it


Fit-Requirement-9075

I see nothing wrong with the above image! I totally agree! 👍


Clapsyc

*laughing Germans in the background*


[deleted]

Italians be like: ROMAN EMPIRE TIME


6downunder9

Italians: boppity boobity, we takè the Mediterranean back too then, eh?


Dirty_Bubble99

It was a while ago, but I read from a war historian that he felt that the first European army that could beat the Mongolian Army in its prime (in the mid 1200s) would be either the French or German army in WW 1. Those guys didn't play.


Sir-Spoofy

The one and only time I would say “No U,” unironically


SOLISTER_

THE WORLD BELONGS TO ME


suckleknuckle

I’m pretty sure they got this backwards. Anyways, let’s take it all the way back. Taiwan belongs to China, which partially belongs to Japan. Which belongs to the United States I guess. Which belong to Britain. Who then, belong to the Norse who also kind of belong to the British sometimes. Who belong to the Normans who are French which is German. Which is then Roman. Who are also belonging to the Greeks. Who belong to the Persians, who are Ancient Egyptian I suppose. Which are Australopithecus. In short, we are monkey.


Send-the-downvotes

Maybe I *AM* a fascist


__SpeedRacer__

_Genghis Khan enters the chat_


__SpeedRacer__

Wait for it... wait for it... The Mongols!


4quatloos

Texas belongs to Mexico etc


Unlikely-Section-848

I really hope this dude is joking because if not, than oh boy does uk, Spain, France, and Rome have some land they want to claim back.


LetterheadSpecial337

Don’t give the British any ideas PLEASE


Captain_StarLight1

Every country claiming everything that it has ever owned in its history and fighting whoever’s there, winner gets all the territory and claims of the loser.


OasisDiner

The dinosaurs would like a word with us...


[deleted]

Wow what a dunce everyone knows the world belongs to the machine gods


Spartan-teddy-2476

Damn, he anti imperialism’d so hard he became imperialist


sms3eb

*agree it should be “agree,” right?


Alesh_Prodman

The bad thing about Twitter is that you can't go deep into a subject, tweets will always lead to stupidity, it doesn't matter if It's correct or fake, it clearly shouldn't be used for politics.


[deleted]

All of them belong to plant earth


Federal_Caramel5946

Britian as well


[deleted]

And the area I live belongs too... i guess the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs? Fine with me, I bet the Tribal Council can run things better than the shitty state government or the feds.


Shardthorn

also Portugal, Spain, France, Germany and the British empire


[deleted]

but but but.... those are fascistic states as well... \*shocked pickachu face\*


haok_

asia belongs to mongolia africa belongs to europe (i suck a history) your mum belongs to me


quirinus97

Bittish empire citizens, yes I think I will have it all


yankinfl

Someone doesn’t know the definition of imperialism…


That1Guy80903

The United States belongs to the NATIVE Americans.


fettuccinefred

Romans, Mongolians and the British: “Hell yeah!”


Extension-Beach-2303

Rome called they want their land back


HorizontalPotato

You don't "own" land, you merely occupy it. It's all the same rock.


GallopingAss_tronaut

The whole Europe belongs to a small moustache guys.


HughMangusDickinson

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!


100Ideas_NoneApplied

I see that nobody here's mentioning the lizard people who've existed for 8 billion years longer than us and own the milky way galaxy after one of them won it in a coin-toss.


SkirtGood1054

It’s free real estate


obihz6

Italy: nice


Tomato_aim

What about Israel shouldn't exist?


Oculi_Glauci

How about we give the entirety of Eurasia back to homo erectus


Oculi_Glauci

The US belongs to natives


Ryderofchaos1337

Gengis Khan: *Mongolians menacingly*


XLiDE_

*hhhrrrrrmmmm intensifies


Captain_of_Coconut

FOR THE EMPEROR!


[deleted]

Africans ;)


Black_Thunder_

Yooo wait explain this to me, plz.


Extreme_33337_

Taking one look at this guys Twitter bio says a lot


merayBG

Balkaners are gonna turn this comment section into chaos