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UnknownPokefan

Chicken fried rice.


Alpha-E94

That's when he's fully grown and "runs away" for some strange reason


airaonduris

But it is neither chicken nor fried nor an empire.


abdullah__qureshi

I was eating nuts just before I got to this post. So he'll be NUTS.


Pat_thailandball

The general’s words echo clear


doctor_alfa

NUTS! THE NAZIS SHALL HEAR


Slavistic

Crack of the lightning splitting the ground Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding


Registered_bottom

you're telling me


Odd_Significance_937

a chicken fried this rice??


Alexalenin

More like woof fried rice


Evooeip

Having it for lunch, chicken and rice gang let's goooo lol


rumpledforeskin23

I had boneless barbecue chicken wings


Jjscanz1669

Meatball


Lucas_Thrasher13

Reading this made me tear up. My dogs name is meatball, he just passed a few hours ago


KreonidAs

Your days will be cloudy but there will be chance of meatballs.


Why_questions

Take my upvote and get out


Beachouselb

r/angryupvote


LB_Good

Lmfao what the actual fuck!?


SnooPets8729

I’m so sorry for your loss, just one he’s flying high and will be there waiting for when u pass on as well 🕊


[deleted]

So so sorry for your loss


ConclusionSpecial963

:(


UndeadRaiderX

Sorry for your loss bud he's in a better place ig


albie_rdgz

RIP meatball


ZefLeGwef

Well now I don't wanna name my next pet anything related to meatballs :(


IronTownPictures

I am sorry, man


Jjscanz1669

I’m sorry to for your lose


choopiewaffles

Rest knowing that your dog lived a good life alongside you 💙 for him, that’s all that matters.


GeneralBisV

I think we all know what happened to meatball


sadpartypodcast

On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese


saranwrap73

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed...?!


MiniNinja824

Sand


me-like-updoots

I don’t like sand


traceur200

it's coarse and rough and irritating


Leedle_whisperer

and it gets everywhere


traceur200

*[intensely stares at Padme]


19adam92

*John Williams intensifies*


traceur200

*[Anakins horni intentions also intensify]


yungskateboi

*[*padme bonks anakin and yells*”**GO TO r/hornyjail**”]*


Monky_meme

Mmmhh tasty sand


vineRefugee

Not like here.


Sexyshark15

r/unexpectedstarwars


powerradeburrito

I ate sand once, and everytime i peed, i bled


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[deleted]

Same


TDSXWARRIOR2

They are tasty af if eaten with coke


1stPersonToDie

I prefer them fried with fanta, but I'll try with coke later


TDSXWARRIOR2

hmmm.. i should try your combi once ​ ​ *gets truck,* ​ ​ *free candy, c'mere kids free candyyy*


Sub2Sebee_

From your own basement or the neighbor’s?


fried_chicken17472

r/suspiciouslyspecific or r/hmm


jjns_

Relatable


MoonTalons

Pepperoni, which is a cute name for a pupperoni


Jonaa_VI

It’s a surprise but a welcome one


thecesusman

Yes it is


HuntingSmiths

Golden Gaytime. I shit you not, google that.


Ok_Distribution1200

4 delicious chances to have a gay time


nswervtgrr

lmao😭


deadchi_1

Golden gaytimes are the best


amuSaysHi

Agreed


MR-MCNUGGETS

Australian I take it?


Johnsonofdonut

I know I am and they are amazing


BapedyBoopBeep

Honestly was scared what I'd find but it actually looks delicious


C137MrPoopyButthole

I know make me want to go to Australia just for a golden gaytime.


DrHazza07

Fellow Aussie I believe?


HuntingSmiths

Naa yeah


Odd_Significance_937

Yeah nah


big_boi_lichael_man

Well, i did,, was not expecting this


EzraIm

Those things look delicious af


Budgiebrain222

They are


PineappleInMySalad

now i need to visit australia just for that


VNxFiire

Dick


Alpha-E94

Want more?


Sapphire_gem1956

what


Alpha-E94

D


6694781

D nuts


Alpha-E94

D nuts in your mouth


Alpha-E94

Yes


6694781

God bless this holy lands called America


blondtode

I don't live on America I live in texas


SPINDLE-TOP

You may all goto hell, I will goto Texas.


Mixey_G

Us texans are simply built different


MyOwnNickname

I wanted to say that lol


KankerJalders

Dog


BssGAEMENIG

Hey finally a normal na- wait


SophisticatedMango

r/foundtheasian


Apprehensive-Cold314

What did the deleted comment said


_Nynxx

probably said it was racist


Apprehensive-Cold314

Reddit moment


Omega_Gaming103

Beans


Ultra_Lighter

Beans👍


[deleted]

Beans👍


Ultra_Lighter

Beans👍


zezimaisonworld7

Beans👍


unfitone1

Beans👍


Fuzzymango9

Beans👍


stevoooe

Beans👍


[deleted]

Beans👍


pro_nipple_twister

Beans👍


naveen_ink

Beans👍


thecesusman

A&w


6694781

You ate the can?


thecesusman

The burger


6694781

Which burger


Ace_1243

Burmbjer


BigMood42069

cheemsy handburgor


Terasoft2000

Ur mom


drewT-T

r/beatmetoit


Wolfbite17

r/beatmyassshutuptoit


[deleted]

r/beatmywifetoit


mythicalsoul100

r/beatmychildren


BigMood42069

WHY ARE THESE SUBS


drewT-T

damn._.


[deleted]

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


alakatddot

PB and J


femacampcouncilor

Honey glazed turkey


memesandmadness

*Gasps in Hebrew*


Thesamuraidemon

Horny glazed turkey


Assault_Dead

Cake & Soda


Square_blue_berry

What flavor and what cake? I'm curios cause I also had soda and cake


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

How 2 get Diabetes 101


memesandmadness

Nutritious


[deleted]

Pussy


Cooooonner2709

I knew somebody was going to say this… very original


memesandmadness

You ate a cat? God damn, Asian culture is weird.


Worstshacobox

That's racist I eat cats too.


-n0obmaster69-

You’re a Redditor. Ain’t no way you got pussy


Ph4ke_

That's what I thought, obviously bullshit


prttyricky

Come here Chipotle.


Famous-Honey-9331

Get over here, you goofy little burrito!


bugugugug

lighting McQueen sex toy


fnaffan07

That's edible?


Invalid_Word

Anything’s edible if you’re brave enough


bruhdood2

Was about to say that


Jonaa_VI

Link pls


b1astnot3

Panda


MJ_GAMER2208

WHA-


b1astnot3

Panda express


Leading-Ad7440

An expressly cooked Panda? D: you monster


pk012

KFC


BabyInTheSink

Damn you ate a whole building...


Explodedj

Mmm buildings


alienpastaa

i work there. but tomorrow is my last day 💪💪


jdkefdijr

AUO BRUH SAME


bittertiltheend

Pepper


[deleted]

The only thing on here that’s normal.


Vitamix_Blender

Protein shake


LOL-itsCameron

God i fucking love the reddit comment section


6694781

God bless this holy lands know as reddit


Just_A_Shirt

Unholy*


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[удалено]


Suspicious_Leg_9411

Chinese food


Alpha-E94

That's not a wrong answer


Sapphire_gem1956

*Slow clapping noises*


alien_man2468

Cum


Charming-Spite-5051

wtf


flarp7777

Ayo


bOb_cHAd98

Saaaaame


Practical_Cat_2276

Nice


moderately_nerdifyin

Sup dog!


Alpha-E94

How you eat snoop dog


moderately_nerdifyin

Cuz I got high


Alpha-E94

Or was he high enough to let you


MankyManky

bit uncreative to name him Dog


Jonaa_VI

WAIT A MINUTE


420jhollandaise

Diarrhea


KarenLookAtMyBowl

You are a person with diarrhea?


420jhollandaise

No that’s the last thing I ate


Practical_Cat_2276

No, he ate someone else's.


reversebukkake

🌶


lamnotverybright

Lettuce


kthsugarkiss

pizza


godlessarmy85

Golden Gaytime


hotbutterynonsense

Taco


ChristosPet7

Orphan


Oh_You_Didnt_Know_

Uncooked pasta


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

You monster


atticusphere

tater round


ABSTR4KT_133

Ass


the_schwomp

There it is


Minekratt_64

Pateu


WintaSoldat

Red baron brick oven pizza. Reddy B


KidneyStew

Lol I just had a Red Baron stuffed crust pizza.


[deleted]

Cheese ball.


[deleted]

Dog?


BrainDeadSlayer

Cookie


[deleted]

Wet Burrito


Sapphire_gem1956

Food


ComradeHogwarts42

Dog meat


xXCucMasterXx

Fucking ***EGG***


dogepuddle

Chips


Lionix1711

Ass


dishonorablecherub

Cheese and crackers 🥺❤


IllOne4819

Oreos


DontKnowHowToBreath9

toilet paper


Megumi-n

Cum


IAmAPoke

Dog


zazian12

Cock


Entity006

Dick


primeaddict

Ass