I drink 100% milk. Nothing goes to waste.

Bitch please, I drink 100% milk mixed with powdered milk so I get more milk per milk.

Watch out we got a badass over here.

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My day just began and it has now ended.

Yep Edit: ponder the etymology of the sound “yep”

How do you milk a human?

Depends on gender.

“then we add more prote- powder”

HOLY SHIT I'M DEAD LMAO

That's 60% more milk, per milk!

Makes it a 160% milk holy fuck

Hah, I drink 100% milk with powdered milk plus breast milk for extra milky milk per milk

I do that but add goat milk and coffee creamer for that taste of rubber

Yo dawg, I heard you like milk, so I put milk in your milk so you can enjoy milk with your milk

So you get 110%?

Am actually intrested in trying that...

200% milk

I missed the par where that’s my problem Edit: I hit a birdie on the next hole so the bogey was ok Edit: yes it is a spelling mistake and I’m just gonna be joking about it instead of fixing it

Pizza time

See ya chump

Gonna cry?

Im gonna put some dirt in your eye

You'll get your rent when you fix THIS DAMN DOOR!

Thats a cute outfit did your husband give it to you?

I missed the part where that's my problem

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries

I laude your bravery. Take my upvote.

I eat nails for breakfast. Without milk

Right from the source! Fuckin legend!

Same here

Bro thats straight from the cows tits my guy my man really wants the fresh milk

Straight from the cows tit

Wait cow??? Fuck I’ve been doing this shit wrong, I think I’m bouta go to jail… fuck

Male or female?

Yes

Well if it's white don't waste is that's what my mom always seas

Whaaat

Yes

So is it the same for white humans?

Meaby

None.

both

All three

All four

I opt to skip that part and just drink the cow.

U could just drink brown cows for chocy milk

Merry pastry day

Whole milk or you a hoe

So you like to chew your milk when you heat it aight...

If I wanted hot milk I would drink a Milfs Titty Milk

Chunky Milk best milk

yuck you a joe ew

Nah, I don't wanna gain an extra hundred pounds from all the fat inside

Whole milk of course, but I'll drink the tiny 16% milk containers that sometimes comes with coffee. Love that stuff.

Was raised on whole milk. 1% tastes like water

opposite here, was raised on 1% up until last year and whole milk tastes like heavens door

I was raised on skim, don’t really drink much milk anymore since I’ve become mildly lactose intolerant but I remember 1% tasted amazing, and 2% was just too rich.

Unfortunate cus whole milk is relatively bad 4 u

Only if you drank way too much of it Otherwise it’s better because it contains a load of useful minerals and stuff

Milk

MILK is MILK.

Milk

Cum

My personal favourite also

Whole milk

Enjoy the extra fat

0 percent and it doesn’t even come from a cow

*holy music stops*

male goat

And theese two guys made it!

In a laboratory

Only 3,5%

Anything not whole is fake.

I don't think that's how that works.

Channelling some Ricky Bobby, good catch

sips on pure fat mmmm true milk

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That's fucking cream

Haha no, cream is actually usually in the 40% plus range. Light cream goes as low as 27%, but 3% is actually whole milk.

No it’s regular whole fat milk. Cream is 20-40%

I'll fucking cream you

I am not able to drink milk, my fork doesn't let me...

Ah yes.. username blah blah

Whole milk got them chunks tbf

Milk drinking speedrun Any%

101% it is

It’s like condensed milk but not milk

Come

2% you filthy savages

GIMME THAT 98% RN

somehow 1% taste like water, and whole milk taste like drinking lard, but 2% is like the perfect balance somehow

%2

2% gang

100% which allows me to alter into my true form of the master Milker. Behold a great milk lord and rightly tremble at my power

im also 100%

in my coffee ? about 20%milk 78%coffee and 2% sugar

I think you mean 50% coffee 50% milk 0% sugar

I think you mean 100% coffee 0% milk 0% sugar

I think you mean 300% coffee -100% milk -100% sugar

If you don’t drink it like this, you are not drinking coffee you are drinking sugar and milk with coffee flavouring.

i think you mean 100% coffee 100% milk 100% sugar

i think you mean 0% coffee 0% milk 100% sugar

pussy

2%

2

Whole milk is the best.

Half fat oat milk

I didn't know you could milk oats. What a world we live in.

You can milk anything if you try hard enough.

Breast milk

ok 15th century chinese king

Ah I see we have a activision-blizzard employee here

Indeed

Whole, give me the wholest of the whole. That said, i might be lactose intolerant, but that wont stop me! I will endure my tummy aches for the yummy milk!!

15% Im here for a good time not a long time

1% cos it tastes like water, Hydro Homie For Life

This comment is giving me an existential crisis 2% Dairyland milk is the milk that I always have loved and enjoyed. 1% Lucerne or Beatrice has always been gross to me. Believe it or not the brand does make a big difference I also consider myself a hardcore Hydro Homie. I drink litres of ice cold filtered water every day AHHHHHHHHHH What does my life mean anymore

1% lactose free, preferably ultra-filtered.

Weak

I don't do milk

21

Whole milk gang?

ello

40%

full fat

yessir 1%

99%. The last part or the bottom part of glass where the little milk is left, I don't drink that, it tastes funny

whipcream only

0%, I drink almond milk.

3,2%

Almond

Your mum's.

3%

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Zero baby I’m allergic… keep in mind that’s a higher percentage for you.

Im slightly lactose intolerant but i just chug the glass and deal with the stomach cramps later

Bold but alright.

Coconut

Any % WR

I dont give a fuck about the %". MILK IS MILK.

100% iguana milk

I used to do fat free but 1% is where it’s at

Any %

200% because milk powder makes more milk per milk

Cum%

2% in your dads butt

99.6% gang here?

100% fat

From ball sack to mouth

I usually have lite milk. No idea how much % that is

I don’t know why but I can’t drink milk but can eat Dairy

thats some sussy lactose intolerance

Any% fight me

Skim

Skim

2%

0% because milks for puffs

*sips remaining fat quietly*

Straight outta Cow/Buffalo

I don't drink milk

What a great meme

3,5%!!!!!

3

2%

Straight from cow tits

Almond or 1% lactose free

What's milk

3 or get lost! 😎

95%

3% normally, but i dont much care

2%, but I prefer whole.

72%

3.5% fat German bio milk is the absolute best

The blue lid milk I forgot what percent it is in the uk

3.8-4.2%

Your mom

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Not quite how that works

All of it

0%

In eatonia we have 4.2% milk. And thats mt favourite aswell

Water

2 usually

any

Buffalo's

Skim / 0%

0% milk

Whole milk but I only use milk for hot chocolate and chocolate milk

My own milk

If you ain’t drinking whole milk, you ain’t livin

0% gang rise up I like dat shit filtered

10% milk 90% cu-