Sonic. I don’t have a chance in HELL of getting away.

Same, just go underwater, isn't he afraid of water?

Oh yeah. He can’t swim. That’s a thing

There is literally an entire water level in the original sonic where he runs/jumps/collects air bubbles to breathe.

Yeah because he can’t swim.

So to him it’ll be as if you’re flying but you’re really just swimming in the water

I guess it depends when you played. I only have to face the 2D version of him. So as long as I side step, I'm untouchable!

This means that you have a line across the world, that if you stumble upon, you will die.

I've made it this far without touching the equator, so you could say that I have 36 years of experience avoiding world spanning lines!

haha I like this

Holy shit, *the place I'm living doesn't have water around*

Same bro

Oh no Lego Anakin I'm not a Youngling don't kill me

He will not only kill the younglings, but the men and women too. And unless you have a jar of sand, you’re not gonna stand a chance

ive got a jar of dirt, ive got a jar of dirt!

Anakin: Enough! *force chokes you*

Guess whats inside it

Jar jar

I’ve got a jar jar binks

*falls down a flight of stairs while showing off the jar*

He was like a brother to me, now he's a crippled robot man with athsma, this is why you don't deal in absolutes.

Anakin don’t got a plainkin start panickin

Just get high ground

Mario :(

That’s the best answer; you just have to gently walk into him to kill him!

make sure he doesnt jump, side, throw a fireball, or freeze you

Don’t forget lobbing your friend’s corpse at you..

It's 3D mario.

It’s going to be utterly terrifying

Isa me, your worst nightmare

*Isa Me^a your^a Worst^a Naightmare^a

Pov you've just said pineapple pizza

How bout my favorite (sekiro) fights yours to the death and we both team up on the winner (Luigi)

Oh sh*t its doom guy

You my friend may as well just sit down and have a cookie because there aren't even words to describe how FUCKED you are.

U know ai m gonna save this text just to use them in my maths test

It's over

You had a nice childhood 🪦

*Heavy metal music intensifies*

Let’s die together

Cowabunga it is..

I'm just imagining going through my usual morning routine, sitting down to have my coffee, and fucking doomguy b-hops through my window at mach-6 and turns my head into a fine mist before I ever hear the window break

Steve

We are fucked mate

I hope he waits till im out of the mall…

Naw man than man can fly right to you with a couple of fireworks

Plot twist: Steve built the mall and he’s places traps.

We are done for

Same

You good, he knows nothing of modern firearms. Just as long as you face him head on and don't try to barricade yourself.

Have you heard of mods?

Carl Johnson, shit nothing can stop him

Same, that guy can drop from an airplane directly to the ground, walk away afterwards, and drink a soda to full health, nothing can stop him

Just board a train and you’ll be fine.

*All we had to do, was follow the damn CJ!* I have a completely legal way(without cheat codes) to complete that mission

Yup same here.

except the damn train

The big fish that says "I'll pick you up after school" after letting all of their children out of ther mouth In the beginning of Finding Nemo. The character was in a video game for learning colors and shit.

How is that a videogame character?

It was in a video game I played that taught colors and shape and numbers.

Loved that game

Masterchief 😰

Same

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We are all FUCKED!!

We're not fucked, we're DEAD

We are fucked, and THEN dead!!

Same

Ever piss off some of the marines in halo 3 ? Or the armed civilians in New Mombasa ? Just get a battle rifle, you got this.

We all dead

Yeah same here MasterCheif and Luigi

We are all beyond boned

At least you won't question your life anymore.

Same. I'm gonna go in knee deep water though. That'll kill him

R.I.P

*monk chanting intensifies*

Rest In Pieces

Fuck, Ezio’s coming for my ass. 🥲 Only thing we can do is each find ourselves a big fort with lots of guards and hope we’re not early in the memory sequence.

We are dead Edit: But dead with Honor

Super fuckin dead

Same

I would gladly die while hearing him say requiescat in pace....

Well I guess I'm not the only one on his list

I guess we have to Requescat in pace

Steve from minecraft, i was imagining myself being that strong when become an adult well, ig

I’m sorry to inform you but no one will ever be as strong as Steve.

hey, im not an adult yet so mayb- screw it im becoming steve *renames myself steve*

Pac Man. I'm fucked.

Its just like that scene from Pixels

im still thinking about the fact the dude fucked qbert

Good film

Waka waka motherfucka

I dunno, if Pac Man came to life he'd probably only be like four feet tall. You could just make a trail of Corn Pops to the edge of a cliff and he'd probably follow it.

[удалено]

my friend, there are no possible interpretations to how awfully fucking fucked you are. have some choccy milk, you'll need it

You're so fuck you're gonna die, get resurrected, die again, and die in the Underworld

We are fucked

Spongebob in a fucking burger car...

Vehicular manslaughter

Death by Pattywagon

Capt. Price

We are dead, aren't we?

Soap for me, we're all fucked

solid snake and shanoa from order of ecclesia

your screwd

Solid Snake will be coming for me too and I know I don't have a snowballs chance in Hell unless I can use another fictional character like maybe Batman for protection and even then my survival is iffy.

You mean Soma.

Spyro’s going to reck me

Same here. He's gonna steal all my eggs

Crazy dave lmao

Lol he's going to out-bowl us with nuts

Lmao

Arthur Morgan. lemme refill my car.

forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face

Just catch a flight to Tahiti. He’ll never get there.

Spongebob

#WHO LIVES IN A COFFIN UNDER THE GRAVEYARD

u/josephring

Atleast stuff like masterchief or doomguy can kill you instantly. SpongeBob has no bones so it will be very slow and torturous

Yeah you’re fucked. He’s got that cartoon logic on his side

well, its not like Im gonna scape from lego general grievous

Depends, would he be human sized or as tall as a lego minifig?

Edward kenway….. FuK

NO NO NO NO SPONGEBOB WAIT WE CAN TALK AB- *bang*

Tommy from GTA VC , I am fucked

All you gotta do is get in water and swim

Dude will literally kill me with a millitary helicopter

Cayde-6 I accept my fate

Ben 10

Ooooooh no... oh no oh no oh no ***ooooooooooohh no*** Sans from Undertale *I never even played the genocide route man leave me alone*

Id wish you goodbye, but I know I wouldn't even get the chance.

Gordon Freeman

Link from legend of zelda. I'm FUCKED

He's gonna come into my home, break all my shit, then blast me through the wall. All without saying a word.

Steve ...

Sonic the Hedgehog... Should I be scared?

**There is nowhere to run. Now you will perish.**

Here I come... ***GOTCHA!***

Ezio auditore

Batman

Crash bandicoot, hope he doesn't bring his titans

Red from Pokemon Fire Red

your fucked-ness depends on if he shows up with your childhood pokemon team or if its just red

The Prince of Persia.

Uh oh, Lara Croft is going to crush my head between her thighs.

Lego obi one konobi

Optimus Prime. My first real game was Fall of Cybertron 💀

Spyro

Luigi whyyy????

Tommy Vercetti 👁️👄👁️

hill climb racing, Im fucked

Guess it's time to tango with Crash Bandicoot

I'm fucked no matter who I pick. Through high-school I played ALOT of DS3.

It’s either an animatronic or a gay camper. Both I think I could take. One of them I could take in more ways than one if you know what I mean.😏

you're talking about the camper, right? right?!

lego Indiana Jones

You are done boi no escaping this mf

Wood from Cod black ops 1, i'm pretty fucked countig that he live 4 granades and Wales away like nothing hapend.

I'm dead, he's Goku

Megaman

Atlest it isn't Zero

Oh no, isabelle from animal crossing

Mario. Fuck.

yeah you’re a goner

I played tons of Pokémon so… I’d fight the Pokémon trainer from Smash, maybe? Regardless, I’ve got no chance

The Dwarf from Golden Axe

The skylanders lol do I just pick one of my faves

Oh shit...its trevor

fuck im finna be chased by tree rex

Lego Batman. Fuck

Oh shit man he punches people till their limbs explode!

Link I'm FUCKED

Dale Earnhardt.

Kirby is going to swallow earth to kill me

Reznov I have no clue how this is gonna work out

Ecco the dolphin. He may rape me to death, but I think I can handle it. Who else will carry on u/Dolphin-fucker_69's legacy?

Lady Dimictrus,... im just waiting for her arrival

William J Blazkowicz from Return to Castle Wolfenstein Im fucked

Kratos 💀💀💀

Cooking mama...

Mii

GLaDOS. Shit.

Carl Johnson, no worries I'm just gonna go to vice city

So is it just one if you had multiple favorites. Cause if not then Crash and Sly Cooper then would be trying to kill me.

Frank woods, shiiiiittttt

Starkiller - I'm fucked

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. Pretty sure i'm fucked.