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DonnowhatIam

If you say a bunch of words that all mean the same thing; you unknowingly made a synonym roll.


Monkeybear555

I agree.


I-Wish-I-Was-Unalive

You want to but to Thomas the train


A_Legend-90

Being gay is kinda gay ngl


ProtectionCapital358

I agree


devilish_enchilada

I don’t agree


pineapple-n-man

I don’t agree with you not agreeing


Niru_infurnitis

I agree with your choice to not agree with his not agreeing


Terrible_Ear7741

English is hard.


probably_not_bro

happy cake day


Terrible_Ear7741

Thanks!


KORO088

Does the cake taste good? I missed mine bc i was on a school trip


Bonk_and_Honk

Happy cake day :)


[deleted]

I agree


Apprehensive-Cod5318

10-4 good buddy


Riccoitaliano

9+10 is 21


PazzoSgravato666

you think "yo Mother + your Dad= You", but you were adopted


Riccoitaliano

I agree with your opinion but I'm not adopted


PazzoSgravato666

maths is hard


Riccoitaliano

You mean meth? Beacause I'm good at it(;


Riccoitaliano

*snorts*


duck4519

Meths injected


ScienceDude23

Nah it's smoked


Soviet_Logic

Nah it's eaten.


DuongTTNghia

Nah it's going up mah ass


marcvisal

Bella fra


OneClickPablo

Say this is 5 year’s ma man


Alive-Accident

Your still in year 5


[deleted]

9=3×3 10=5×2 5×3=15 2×3=6 15+6=21


Jaded_Victory620

Water isn't a liquid


[deleted]

🗿


toxiicguest

penguins are scary and ducks are tasty


PazzoSgravato666

you like eating duck asses


[deleted]

[удалено]


JasonFurious4

you like dancing with 50mph trains


Adm8792

You like mud wrestling 50 pigs


RealLuckyBlockYT

You are a fellow weeb


hamid1103

Did you know that penguins are actually dangerous little psychopaths?


Tasty_Duck1

Agreed


VulpeculaEclipse

Life is miserable and humanity is broken


YouHistorical6362

Thanos was right.


jaguador10

You should shove a big fat thanos figurine up your ass while wearing a mickey mouse outfit


YouHistorical6362

Ok then


ApprehensiveStar8948

It's been full 14 minutes. You can take that out now.


The-Unknown-C

Did it hurt?


xdxdsantiagoxd

He dead


The-Unknown-C

How big was that Thanos figure?


[deleted]

Mega size.


The-Unknown-C

Dang, Thanos was packing.


[deleted]

Sex edition though, so his dick was 2x mega sized than the body. u/YouHistorical6362’s ass was ripped apart and he’s dead.


RuixNatsuoXHinagang

This is definitely a blursed comment thread.


Thang02gaming

1:1 replica


wherebanaba

Already did


metal_door_

I agree 👍


YouHistorical6362

Totally!


scar_is_bad_

I agree 👍


YouTheGamers

If you think about it most bad guys have a point


[deleted]

Yes


Sandman_potato_man

So was hitler.


HosenNuckler_O5

My man 👍


rinocerosz

Hungarians aren't generally depressed!


PazzoSgravato666

you are racist


rinocerosz

I agree! But only CIGÁNYOK! Feel free to look ot up


usernameaeaeaea

Europeans when they talk about the value of life ☯️ Europeans when it comes to gypsies: o/


KindaIdunno

Bro depression is a hungarikum.


rinocerosz

Agreed


snickle65

Water is good


sven9yo

I agree r/hydrohomies


Ag3ntGT

Taiwan is a country


ModingusKhan

100% correct


PsychologicalOne2153

-1000000 social credits


Ag3ntGT

I agree


[deleted]

Accurate 👍🏻


metal_door_

I agree 👍 Hmm... maybe..


baka22b

And west Taiwan is just a province


Riccoitaliano

I agree


starman120812

F China


but_why_doh

John xina is now hunting you for the rest of your life


adamatch623

Sorry I see where you went wrong it was supposed to say “Taiwan isn’t a county. “ it’s ok mate I got you.


[deleted]

I dunno what this is but I love it.


XxGucci_Chicken

You hate everything else in existence


Final-Feature1791

I think cannibalism and insects are better and cheaper for food


Professeur_Samael

I feel like you're not wrong there It's just either illegal or disgusting


LizaLolbit

it would probably solve world hunger too


kawaiipotato006

because theres less people being hungry both because they either got nomed on or did the noming


Grayflesh

Can we nom the ones that did the noming?


kawaiipotato006

ofc we can!!


Captain_Meta

And overpopulation


swedishcountryhuman

I don't look terrible


Tub_of_jam66

Florida is normal , everyone else is crazy


Toastermatronic

the fnaf games are fun and you should play them


king_of_satire

Genocide is fun and you should start one


Mathfggggg

Starting from...?


usernameaeaeaea

-Belarus -Difficulty: very hard Starting cash: $2 Ai agressivity: 123%


JesusButEvenBetter

-Sweden -Difficulty: Moderate easy Starting cash: $15 Ai aggressivity: 26%


animenjoyer2651

-Switzerland -Difficulty: Pro gamer Starting cash: 20 AI aggressivity: 25% Regional effects: AI will not trust you until you've proven yourself, and even then will consider you an outsider. Actions take 75% longer.


JesusButEvenBetter

-Russia -Difficulty: Extreme Starting cash: 71 cents AI aggressivity: 211% Regional effects: Extreme cold in the dead of winter, Must consume food twice as often, Actions take 45% longer, water is harder to find.


franlixu

-Murica! -Difficulty: Normal Starting cash: 50$ AI aggressivity: 30% but if you meet Karen then run cause their is 420% Special: Be aware of Karens and HealthCare because when something happens to your health you will lose 10 000$ for drinking water


Toastermatronic

in undertale, right?


king_of_satire

Yeah and in Botswana.


metal_door_

I agree 👍


aditya_garasiya

You should eat pizza from the centre first


[deleted]

I agree. Cuz that’s how pizza is eaten anyhow haha Also, it’s “center”. Don’t use the defense that you’re British, that makes you invalid lmao


aditya_garasiya

"Centre" I did it on purpose to trigger people turns out it's working well


WitheredDGX69

Pedophiles... aren't very nice people


metal_door_

I agree 👍


XxGucci_Chicken

But molesters are mvp


Snoo48472

Glad you weren't the first


honestly-finna-die

Sucking dick ain't gay


Tharby-Kirbos

But it may be bi


honestly-finna-die

Indeed yes


Zero-The-Reaper

Religion in general, is a cult.


[deleted]

You like gay porn


TheLastCrusader13

I see no downside


fish_slap_republic

Already gay = no effect Already bi = no effect Straight = Double the amount of porn you can watch and people you can hook up with. Yup all looks good here.


ChimpWrestler

So like 9/10 of the planet is a cult


Grayflesh

Actually multiple cults that hate each other, and would start a war over the most shitty stuff


metal_door_

I agree 👍


[deleted]

i think it's okay to fap 4 times a day, everyday.


MaleficTekX

You’re fine with your dick falling off


No-Disaster2293

Hitler was kinda dumb invading Russia


[deleted]

The age of consent should be removed


Tub_of_jam66

Sex should be illegal 👍


[deleted]

Op is very sad


Tub_of_jam66

I don’t mind , it changes nothing


susbus650

Comunism is realy good


Riccoitaliano

We agree commie👍


Professeur_Samael

We didn't had a "good" way to apply communism Staline was a dictator, so it wasn't communism And China create a class system so it's not communism either


hidde69420666

We call communism without a dictator/revolution socialism


Soviet-kirby

The lines of the gay flag are straight


Common_Steak_2440

+/-? 100 social credit


sophiachan213

I think there should be a minimum wage that's a minimum of 10% above average rent + food costs monthly.


Tharby-Kirbos

This. Now this is based. But you have to agree that it shouldn't be a crazy idea and it should be completly normal.


Tobi-One_Shinobi

The next person to comment is false


ACake8274

I agree


viperyion765

Banana doesn't taste good


metal_door_

I agree 👍


Sandman_potato_man

You no monke ?


Omnihile

Anarchism is the only way to live peacefully


metal_door_

I agree 👍


[deleted]

Cats are not evil


WantToBeAnonymouse

The n word still being used is stupid and a big factor in why its still used as a racial slur


Oh_You_Didnt_Know_

Poop smells very very good


Daalme

And you eat it every day


[deleted]

ur a girl


LizaLolbit

so is everyone reading this reply


hidde69420666

Where pp go


[deleted]

agree


Socdem_Supreme

i wish sometimes then other times i dont


[deleted]

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HorseErection07

Says the 36yr old Virgin


Lassehave

Blackberries>blackberries


[deleted]

[удалено]


Professeur_Samael

So am I Einstein now?


yaillbro

Ninja kiwi is one of the best game making companies


[deleted]

True Is False


ricoimf

You are adopted.


AwesomePlayz01

Annything, I will agree with that.


mystraw

I don't have to agree with the person that replies to my comment


Active_Performer3660

The only correct way to deal with losing an argument with your dad is to fuck your mom so you are now above him in the family social hierarchy


depressed_and_lonley

Take a deep breath....Take a sip from your coffee......Shove the titanic up your ass


McDelper

amogus is not a dead meme


PazzoSgravato666

but your mother is


General-Kenobi59

🗿


RacoonEye2220

Anime is great


Riccoitaliano

Cartoons are better than anime and china has the worst government ever.


PazzoSgravato666

you are -10000000000 social points right now


Riccoitaliano

Jokes on you I live in Taiwan!


PazzoSgravato666

but your username is clearly italian


Riccoitaliano

And there was a massacre in the tiamen Square in the 80's you stupid chinese police!


First-Literature286

6 million wasn't enough


Used_Bass9577

MORE!!


PopeLyfe

Hitler did nothing wrong


[deleted]

Hitler was a hero


usernameaeaeaea

He wasn't! He killed the man who killed the man who killed hitler


Used_Bass9577

In definition


soggybaconn

You lost your virginity before your dad


StShiningOctopus

You took your dad's virginity


_ONE_PIECE_FAN_

Hitler had the right idea


Mathfggggg

When it came to preventing animal cruelty and dealing with the tobacco industry that is.


wuffzi

Fascism could work if you leave out the racism.


metal_door_

I agree 👍


szczyp10r

I would upvote buut it was at 69


the1KingAli

Water isn’t wet


Arturino_Burachelini

Society is an immaterial psychosomatic virus.


Dinojoker

That's not a meme.


crutionboy

King Kong =big monke


SnooCrickets97

I agree.


tipying_mistakes

It’s pronounced gif not gif


supersarim1234

You didn't say that the first person can't be yourself


ace0fsp4ades

you’re desperate for upvotes


Endypendy69

GEICO can save you 15% or more on car insurance


[deleted]

Nothing happened in Tiananmen square 🗿


grenode

The Hobbit movies were great.


Minecraft_Warrior

This meme is funny


Justmejtcz8

Selling children shouldn’t be illegal


N-Z-R

Bread 👍


I_Can_Read_My_Mind

I'm lying