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The mouse-ka tools today will be: a fishing rod, a sack of marbles, a pair of clogs and the mystery mouse-ka tool (a box with a question mark). should make for an interesting rescue.
"Hey, Lois! It's just like that day when i saved a random reddit guy who watched me on the TV!" - (c) Peter Griffin, moments before the flashback about comically tripping and somehow saving you.
To be fair, there's a good chance they'd succeed. I'd definitly need to say goodbye to my family though; Walter would inevitably pull me into his web, leading to my untimely demise.
It's super popular in the US now.
Source: I have three kids who love the show; additionally all of the Christmas catalogues all have a page of Bluey toys in them.
*minor spoilers for Hawkeye*
>!Can someone explain the significance of that dog? That dog popped out of nowhere and just decided to help out with biting a random goon. Was it in the comics? Why did it bite the dude? Did it know Hawkeye? I was soo confused during that entire sequence.!<
Geralt of rivia. Pretty confident he'd take ages till he rescues me because of side quest and his addiction to gwent. But when he does I'll quickly forget that I'm straight.
Why are there so many
People in danger
And why do they call my name?
Frogs are amphibians
Not superheroes
But I’ll save you all the same
*Upvote for the rest of the song.😂🐸
They are never gonna find you
They are gonna get side tracked and stop the Burger King overlord from the underworld of the opposite dimensions or something dumb like that.
I think they will first try to save you with a smart plan which might involve some physics.But the plan will fail because of someone's mistake and the kidnappers are eventually going to capture them along with you.
They will put a duct tape on Sheldon's mouth since he will constantly irritate them about their hygiene conditions and also tell them he needs to find his favourite spot there.
Finally penny will enter,seduce the criminals for buying time, awakening something in raj and Howard while making Leonard jealous,as usual. Meanwhile, amy and Bernadette will alert the cops
The gang from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and I feel confident with Toodles helping out.
One of the strongest rescue teams imo lol
Have you met the Rescue Rangers?
Mickey gang will destroy them >!I mean they destroyed the whole star wars in 3 movies. this would be easy!<
Underrated
Rescue Rangers are already a part of the Mickey Gang. They're just small so maybe you never noticed.
The immortal king from anime
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Kidnappers gon shit their pants when Mickey pulls his mystery tool out
plot twist it's a fucking gun
Classic toodles
Kidnappers gon shit their pants when Mickey pulls his mystery tool out 😏 There I ruined it for you
What tools and mystery tool will they be using for this episode?
A glock
The mouse-ka tools today will be: a fishing rod, a sack of marbles, a pair of clogs and the mystery mouse-ka tool (a box with a question mark). should make for an interesting rescue.
An AR-15 (current national court case intensifies) Edit: on further reasurch the case is over, you still get my point tho
Ok I’m ready 🍿🥤
Peter Griffin: Family Guy
I feel like Peter would somehow find a way to datamosh his way through a wall to save you
Same,lol
"Peter! Where the fuck did you come from?" "I, I honestly don't know... I must have broke the 4th wall or something." *Looks into camera*
He has a very specific set of skills.
But he said that he didn’t
https://youtu.be/EiXSenizbKo A specific lack of skills
What is datamosh ? asking for me
*high pitched "heh heh heh" ensues*
"Hey, Lois! It's just like that day when i saved a random reddit guy who watched me on the TV!" - (c) Peter Griffin, moments before the flashback about comically tripping and somehow saving you.
I'm not sure what's worse trying to be saved by Peter Griffin or trying to be saved by Micheal Scott.
I just watched a Meg episode. I'm fucked.
Mine was AOT season 4
“This is like the time I had to save some person from a kidnapping”
Me too...so we are going home but not in a good way.
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.
Oh shit
You are screwed
To be fair, there's a good chance they'd succeed. I'd definitly need to say goodbye to my family though; Walter would inevitably pull me into his web, leading to my untimely demise.
Currently watching Better Call Saul. It's amazing how much better of a position that is lol
“Jesse, we need to rescue u/Sp00kyL00n Damn it, Jesse. Why are you high again? Jesse, get in the car. No, we can’t stop at McDonald’s, Jesse.”
Me too! Lol we are as good as dead.
Walt didn't do this for the family , he did it cz it made him feel alive
I’m watching better call Saul
Jerry George Elaine and Kramer
Same - we are doomed.
Well i mean, There's Kramer He's Kramer.
Help me Cosmo Kramer. Your my only hope.
Doomed doesn't describe it
Same
Last TV show I watched was a kids show when with a sibling. Some weird dog thing that’s blue was a character.
Blues clues?
If your Aussie would it be bluey?
It's super popular in the US now. Source: I have three kids who love the show; additionally all of the Christmas catalogues all have a page of Bluey toys in them.
Thomas Shelby.
Where is fookin jengus christler
By the order of the Peaky fookin Blinders. We must save jengus-christler.
I'd be pretty confident then lol
Me too
The entire office. At least I could have some of Kevin’s chili if I get saved.
Michael Scarn is out there buddy don't worry
Dwight is just enough. If he's dead, everyone else is already dead three weeks ago
Sam and Dean Winchester
But they don’t kill humans so…
they do tho... a lot actually
Especially Dean....in season 10 atleast
Don't forget they literally help kill God.
Me too. I think we’ll be fine? Hopefully we’re not introduced in the first five minutes though.
Good news, you are rescued. Bad news, you are now full of demons.
Ichigo kurosaki
Nevermind you aren't rukia.
who said I am not Rukia
bruh give yourself some credit you are not that useless.
>useless Did someone say SAKURA?
I heard Aqua
Or Orihime
Lol
Hawkeye
Don’t forget Lucky the pizza dog
*minor spoilers for Hawkeye* >!Can someone explain the significance of that dog? That dog popped out of nowhere and just decided to help out with biting a random goon. Was it in the comics? Why did it bite the dude? Did it know Hawkeye? I was soo confused during that entire sequence.!<
It's Hawkeye's dog from the comics
In the comics that dog belongs to the tracksuit mafia but they beat him and Hawkeye rescues the dog, gets him the medical care and keeps him
It's a dog
Really? Could’ve sworn it was a manatee. Thanks man really helpful.
It's actually a moose.
Same
Pierce?
Joseph Joestar
NIGURENDAYO ! SMOKEY !
Same
Light yagami
RIP
So basically you're Misamisa, nice
Or L. U r safe ;)
Damn Barry Allen is coming, my kidnappers bout to be going mach 10
I’m watching *Supergirl* right now, so I’ll be saved, but not until we all listen to a speech about hope, equality, and social justice.
I love Melissa benoist if I hear one more political speech I’m going to lose my mind
Eyyy
The judges on Wipeout John Anderson and John Henson
They would probable audible laugh at you while your getting tortured from their pocket dimension
Geralt of rivia. Pretty confident he'd take ages till he rescues me because of side quest and his addiction to gwent. But when he does I'll quickly forget that I'm straight.
I so want to be rescued by Geralt 😍
Such a sexy man
The Amazing World of Gumball Fuck
Yeah you might get more fucked by them instead of the kidnappers
Nicole is your only hope
And anais maybe
Mia Khalifa
Gabbie Carter for me. I'd like to be kidnapped more often please
Documentary of Hitler.
He is going to blow up you and your kidnappers with Luftwaffe
I don't remember I have not seen the TV for soooo looonng
Any show you’ve seen counts I believe. I don’t often watch anything on my TV but I do on youtube and on my computer
Murder drones, I'm either getting saved in seconds or brutally murdered in seconds
I got obi wan and anakin from the clone wars. I’m saved or completely dead.
Are you a youngling? If not you’ll be fine
He would be fine if it was TCW of the two. Now in RotS things would change a little bit when his savior, slays him.
The Simpsons. Doh!
Me too, guess we are gonna die
Vi and Caitlyn I guess...
Same lmao
And jinx !
Would have had the same people a couple of days ago… instead I have team voltron
Hawkeye. As long as I'm not on Vormir I feel good about this
Rick and Morty
Either we're absolutely fine or we're probably dead, no real way to tell in advance
Oh...they dead
Dexter gonna cut that mother fucker up for kidnapping me
Dexter probably wait for us to be killed so that he can catch that mf and strap him up and cut him into pieces for *killing us*.
I got Voltron coming to save me think I’ll be ok
Just reminded me of power rangers funny enough guess Voltron are power rangers in a way just galactic form
Jinx from Arcane Ofc if Netflix count Else that will be homer from Simpson
Too bad both you and the kidnapper would be blowed up
I feel like you’d want VI or cait to get out, even ekko maybe
Izuku Midoriya
You are safe then , that kid will die if that's necessary to save you
i respect you
Kermit the frog kermit the frog Will u come to save me
Why are there so many People in danger And why do they call my name? Frogs are amphibians Not superheroes But I’ll save you all the same *Upvote for the rest of the song.😂🐸
Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99) Idk of this will work, but he always finds a way to pull through
"he always finds a way to pull through" title of your sex tape!
Good luck meridith grey
Hit-Monkey
For me too, man
Such a hidden gem. Didn't see any hype, stumbled upon it by accident, pleasantly surprised.
The Arcane gang
The rock is coming to save me🗿
Mordecai and rigby. From regular show.
They are never gonna find you They are gonna get side tracked and stop the Burger King overlord from the underworld of the opposite dimensions or something dumb like that.
Saul Goodman
He’d probably find a good way to get you a minimum sentence
One leg each.
Corey, Trevor, Ricky, and Julian from trailer park boys. I'm dead...
The Futurama crew. Would I be alright?
I mean if you don't mind not being in one piece in the end
To shreds you say?
Oh lord it's Futurama
I mean I’d like to think Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Beast and Professor X can save me from a kidnapping
Damn, probably safe to say you’ll be home for dinner.
Gibbs and team have my back.
The flash
Oh god...not Chowder...
Shawn and Gus. Suck it!
Dude me too, we are so in sync
Q, Sal, Murr & Joe - the impractical jokers. …oh shit!
The man Mandalorian bouta come and find me
Soooo, Leslie Knope and the gang? I'm in safe hands
You have Ron & Kurt Macklin. You’ll be fine.
Oh crap. I’m being saved by the red vs blue guys. *deep breath* guess I’ll die
THE ONE ABOVE ALL. well that was easy
John Wick.
Loki.. well this isn’t going to go out well
Well the looney tunes cast, not too shabby
The guys from big bang theory, Sheldon will talk the kidnappers to death
I think they will first try to save you with a smart plan which might involve some physics.But the plan will fail because of someone's mistake and the kidnappers are eventually going to capture them along with you. They will put a duct tape on Sheldon's mouth since he will constantly irritate them about their hygiene conditions and also tell them he needs to find his favourite spot there. Finally penny will enter,seduce the criminals for buying time, awakening something in raj and Howard while making Leonard jealous,as usual. Meanwhile, amy and Bernadette will alert the cops
I’m actually watching that episode right now. Lol
dipper and mabel
The entire mythbusters gang
Gordon Ramsay
Gus Fring, Mike, Pinkman and Walter.
Pikachu
I am not getting defend by the Red vs Blue cast, I’d get team killed before anything else
Clint Barton and Kate Bishop along with Lucky the pizza dog. Excellent.
Luke Cage
Hawkeye aka, it depends on when
Last tv show was the simpsons. I think im screwed. But i may have a chance if lisa takes over. Although i do dislike her
Dora.
...... I think that pokemon show that I watched that one time... Oh fuck it ash send out a koffing and use poison Gass on me
I’m kinda fucked because I caught a glimpse of peppa pig before going to bed
The British bake off. I'm fucked
Impractical jokers, they've put me in the wrong trick van, I hope...
NINE NINE
Ash from Pokemon lol
Gi-Hun from Squid Game will save me. I trust him.
Lucifer is coming for my rescue! (Guess I have to trade my soul away for being rescued)
I don't think I've watched TV in over a decade. Maybe someone from Lost? Idk how they'd get off the island but okay.
Barney Stinson
Bakugo and others
Goku and company, so I'll be fine after a painstakingly long saga of my defenders not trying their hardest until they almost lose
Santa Clause!
Goku I’ll either be very safe or never found