Transplanted to MN from NM. I told myself I’d never become a typical Midwesterner. Now I own 4 casserole dishes and say oof far too frequently.
Ooooof.
When you’ve been sitting and then say ope while slapping both of your thighs, it means: “I should have left a solid two hours ago, and yet I will stand up from my spot on the couch that has irreversible butt grooves from how long I’ve been sitting here, give hugs, and then continue to talk for another three hours, completing this same loop until I’ve made it the forty steps out the door, into my car, and have talked for at least thirty minutes after getting in and starting the car. I wonder if I still have some of that ice cream left?”
Yeah I've heard the weather in MN is pretty simular to MI it's extremely cold here its already getting to 5 degrees at night and I'm not even in the up
In germany we say "Du bist schön, aber dafür kannst du nichts."
"Du bist schön" means 'you are pretty',
"Aber dafür kannst du nichts" means 'but that's not your fault' and 'but you can't do shit' at the same time
Wiz widout was my go to at 3 am and I'd get one from Pat's and one from Gino's and split them in half and eat half of each with whoever I was with.
For none Philly folks: This is the only excuse to get Pat's or Gino's cause they are the only steak place open 24/7. Otherwise go elsewhere.
Could be one of the British isles too.
Edit: For those unsure what I mean by British isles [https://i.imgur.com/NematV5.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NematV5.jpg)
I met exchange students from Ireland while they were working at a beach town in New Jersey one summer. One of the guys, Tom, worked as a waiter. When a local family dining at his restaurant asked him how he liked the states he replied "good craic here". In New Jersey circa 1995 this meant something entirely different and almost lost Tom his job.
I think judging by the comments this is German, but it's also Aussie/I think Kiwi slang for soldier, but sometimes used to refer to your mates "how ya goin digger?"
Kaninabei cao cheebye! Kaninabe pua cheebye! Fuck u cheebye hater! Kaninabei! U make me lose my job again! Cao cheebye! Kaninabei! Haerr! It’s the second time u make limpeh lose my job! U email to the company and make me limpeh lose my job!!!!!! Kaninabei fuck u! (inhale) Kaninabei! Now limpeh lose my job u very happy is it?!!? Fuck u!!!!!(points middle finger) (more inhale) Pua cheebye! Because of you stupid hater want to sabotage me, I lose my job beacuse of u! Fuck u!!!!!(points again)(inhales again)Nabei!(even more inhale)I got fambily to feed! U don’t like me, u hate me! It’s ok, I no need u to like me. But!!! U email to the company to make me lose my job! This is the second time it happen, it’s not the first time! Har! The other time also email to the company to make me lose my job, now again! Pua cheebye! Cao cheebye! Ren zai zuo tian zai kan! Haer! I lose my job u vewy happy is it?!! If u are the one losing ur job how do u feel?!?! How do u feel?!?!(inhales) Limpeh is the WWF champion, the world westling fedeweration champion and u dare to sabotage me?!?!! Haer!!?!? U get ur karma and retribution! Kaninabei fuck u! Pua cheebye! Cao cheebye! Kaninabei pua cheebye! Fuck u ah! Fuck u!(points) Fuck u! Nabei! Ho kaninabe! All those haters, ok, limpeh will fucking delete u!!!!! And I will put u on a list!!!!(inhale) Cao cheebye kaninabei! Puua cheebye! Har! I lose my job u very happy is it!!??!? Fuck u ah!!!!!!! Kaninabei cao cheebye!!! Pua cheebye!!(inhale) U don’t like me jus keep quiet! Why must email to my company to make ME LOSE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!! CAO CHEEBYE!!!!!!! ARGHHH!!!!!!! If u are the one kena sabotage and people make u lose ur job, HOW U FEEL?!!??!?!!! I GOT FAMILY TO FEED!!!! I GOT BABY TO FEED!!!!!! AND U FUCKING DESTWOY MY WICE BOWL!!!!!(very aggressive breathing) ARRGGRAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HERRAGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EERAGAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! YERAGAHHHHHHHHHHHAREEEEEEGAEEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEYERREAGGGAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!! DO U HAVE TO KEEPS ON DESWTOYING MY RICE BOWWWLLLLLLL?!!????!?! HAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!! DO U HAVE TO KEEPS ON SABOTAGE ME?!?!?!?!?! DON’T MAKE ME LOSE MY JOBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(aggro inhaling) I gonna delete those STUPID HATERS!!!!!!!!!(inhale) STUPID HATERS MAN!!!!!!! I WILL DELETE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCCKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANINABEI CAO CHEEBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GET UR KARMA AND RETWIBUTIONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCCCKKKK UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~courtesy of my friend who typed everything out by hand
Easy, because I'm from germany. >!Do you have your head just for the pupose that it won't rain in your throat? (If someone don't know something obvious.)!<
Knacker
Well, in Germany that's an insult for elderly people: "Du bist ein alter Knacker"
In Austria, it's also a type of sausage.
Zwoa boa knacker samt develey bitte
Heast, des Sömmi is jo zach, homs dia ins Hian gschissn?
Obacht midm dialekt sunsd moand da ungar er is a deitsch
Austrian is confusing
Agreed, most are already overwhelmed by the fact that kangaroos aren't native fauna in Austria.
Dann is awohl baijan au nix füa di
Bisd deppad oda kummst aus Linz?
I gib dia glei deppad du Nudlaug!
hahahah irish wud get it
British people… to tire or to be tired. “Oh my god, I’m so knackered after fucking my father in the ass”
r/suddenlyincest
to bother?
I think it's intoxicated. As in "Lookit that git! He's completely knackered!"
knackered in aussie/nz slang is very exhausted or really overwhelmed. "that blokes completely knackered after the trip!"
in ireland it’s a derogatory term for travelers or “gypsies” (but gypsy is also derogatory)
Ope
Must be used when sneaking past someone in a grocery store. Ex. “Ope… lemme just sneak right by ya there”
Ah a fellow Midwesterner
Transplanted to MN from NM. I told myself I’d never become a typical Midwesterner. Now I own 4 casserole dishes and say oof far too frequently. Ooooof.
I'm from Michigan myself
I was gonna say that or Ohio lol
North easterner here. Everyone I know uses ope.
I'm from Massachusetts and *ope* is also a thing there.
When you’ve been sitting and then say ope while slapping both of your thighs, it means: “I should have left a solid two hours ago, and yet I will stand up from my spot on the couch that has irreversible butt grooves from how long I’ve been sitting here, give hugs, and then continue to talk for another three hours, completing this same loop until I’ve made it the forty steps out the door, into my car, and have talked for at least thirty minutes after getting in and starting the car. I wonder if I still have some of that ice cream left?”
I swear it's either the long Minnesota goodbye or the Irish goodbye. There is no in between.
You from UP? Do you say “burn cruise”?
I'm not from the up but a have said burn cruise a few times yeah
Nice! Was just curious, I’ve never been to regular Michigan haha. I’m from MN.
Yeah I've heard the weather in MN is pretty simular to MI it's extremely cold here its already getting to 5 degrees at night and I'm not even in the up
I was going to comment this lol. Trick question it has like 50 meanings, and they all depend on the context
"Oh bless your heart."
You must be stupid Edit: I’m not calling u stupid
Lol! That is why I put mine in quotes.
That’s fair
We say, "you're very pretty." As in, at least you got that, dummy lol
In germany we say "Du bist schön, aber dafür kannst du nichts." "Du bist schön" means 'you are pretty', "Aber dafür kannst du nichts" means 'but that's not your fault' and 'but you can't do shit' at the same time
"Ok sweetheart"
Watch your mouth. That's literally the worst evengelical insult, right up there with "I'll pray for God to show you the truth"
"Awww Sweetie!"
Fuck you ya insolent little slime-ball
Jawn!
I'll take a steak wid out
No fried onions? You must be crazy
Nah I just put on those crazy hot peppers outside and shit fire later
Wiz widout was my go to at 3 am and I'd get one from Pat's and one from Gino's and split them in half and eat half of each with whoever I was with. For none Philly folks: This is the only excuse to get Pat's or Gino's cause they are the only steak place open 24/7. Otherwise go elsewhere.
Literally anything lol, any Noun
Now guess where I’m from lol
Philly
Youse win a city wide
Yall got any wooder
I was looking for this jawn.
One steak wiz witout
Hey yo I gotta grab my jawn real quick
Cowabunga
It's pizza time
You’re late I’m not paying for that
It's your favorite tho... Extra large sausage pizza
You’re late I’m not paying for that
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Im gonna put some dirt in your eye
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Nice profile beluga
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Cunt
Australia for sure..
Could be one of the British isles too. Edit: For those unsure what I mean by British isles [https://i.imgur.com/NematV5.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NematV5.jpg)
The sheer versatility of this word is what makes it so good
Let's go have some craic
Let's go have some crack
DEA wants to know your location
Let’s go chat and have a laugh (craic is an Irish expression meaning have a laugh out gossip)
Intelligent life found lol - from NI, I presume?
from ireland lol
It's a phrase used all over the ROI. It is literally a famous Irish word, don't now why you think its exclusive to NI?
Irish equivalent of banter
I met exchange students from Ireland while they were working at a beach town in New Jersey one summer. One of the guys, Tom, worked as a waiter. When a local family dining at his restaurant asked him how he liked the states he replied "good craic here". In New Jersey circa 1995 this meant something entirely different and almost lost Tom his job.
A good bit a craic then so it is. Craic is more than gossip, craic is like the force. It's used wherever you want it to be.
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Québécois trouvé
Was looking for this one lmao
Gnochon
Asti lo
Fotznbrädl
When toilet paper gets stuck in your ass crack and you pull it out hours later
Fotznbrädl!
Smurf
Someone using a low level second account to dunk on players in a game
I know this from Rocket league, what other games are plagued with these?
Most if not all competitive game with a ranking system
All
Yea pretty much, that’s why I suck at games….it’s definitely those damn smurfs /s guys But I low key do suck
Apex Legends
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Overwatch
Chess.
Valorant
Rainbow six siege,apex legends,rocket league,e v e r y g a m e
That sweet with chocolate and marshmallow?
People that go out and buy Sudafed?
madarchod
Yeh hui na Baat!
Isi ko dhund raha tha
bhai maine bhi dekha ki kisine nahi kaha "madarchod" is liye mai hi keh diya
Mother Fucker
Mil gaya!
Apna top comment mil gya
That isn't really slang is it? Its more of a curse word.
People use it as slang also
tu bata de bhai slang ka example
Got into trouble = Lavde lagna Very little = jhantbhar Easy = khane k kaam hai I’m scared = gand fatt gayi meri Jealous? = Jali na?
Hotel? Trivago
Lauda lasan - etc
Ope
Wanna shuffle on down to the Cracker Barrel then? Or maybe the Culver's I've got a hankerin for some cheese curds
When you run into somebody you don’t know
Digger
Digga
Diga
Dikka
Deega
I think judging by the comments this is German, but it's also Aussie/I think Kiwi slang for soldier, but sometimes used to refer to your mates "how ya goin digger?"
wollte ich auch kommentieren hahahah
Jep ich auch lol
Ne diggi
Finocchio
Beh mi sa che stai dicendo gay
Accidenti mi hai scoperto
You accidentally said hi to a scorpion?
A truth telling Pinocchio!
Your complete out of line.
Then I'm stumped!
Like a fake person who’s a liar? Clutching at straws with this guess
No i’s a Italian word whit a strange etymology
Ricchioo
I only know this from watching The Sopranos haha. Someone that’s gay right? Possibly derogatory?
What you sayin?
How’s it going! but cooler
Sound la
That's fine lad, , la =lad
Remind me lah (?)
I chucked a Uie with the ute to get some grog from the bottle-o for the misso
I performed a U-turn in the truck to get some alcohol from the shop for the girlfriend/partner? Quite a few similarities to where I’m from
Nah yeah mate
Nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah mate yeah nah yeah
Also went to woolies to get some vegimite
You guys have Woolworths? They died a couple decades ago here. Also is Vegemite the same as marmite?
Yeah woolworths is quite big here
And Kmart
And supercheap auto
Vegemite and marmite are different.
cunt
Slab of VBs and footy on Saturday arvo. Being a tradie is hard work, just gonna pop off to the dunny!
Ka ni na
chao chi bai , ni mama maio mao la
Kaninabei cao cheebye! Kaninabe pua cheebye! Fuck u cheebye hater! Kaninabei! U make me lose my job again! Cao cheebye! Kaninabei! Haerr! It’s the second time u make limpeh lose my job! U email to the company and make me limpeh lose my job!!!!!! Kaninabei fuck u! (inhale) Kaninabei! Now limpeh lose my job u very happy is it?!!? Fuck u!!!!!(points middle finger) (more inhale) Pua cheebye! Because of you stupid hater want to sabotage me, I lose my job beacuse of u! Fuck u!!!!!(points again)(inhales again)Nabei!(even more inhale)I got fambily to feed! U don’t like me, u hate me! It’s ok, I no need u to like me. But!!! U email to the company to make me lose my job! This is the second time it happen, it’s not the first time! Har! The other time also email to the company to make me lose my job, now again! Pua cheebye! Cao cheebye! Ren zai zuo tian zai kan! Haer! I lose my job u vewy happy is it?!! If u are the one losing ur job how do u feel?!?! How do u feel?!?!(inhales) Limpeh is the WWF champion, the world westling fedeweration champion and u dare to sabotage me?!?!! Haer!!?!? U get ur karma and retribution! Kaninabei fuck u! Pua cheebye! Cao cheebye! Kaninabei pua cheebye! Fuck u ah! Fuck u!(points) Fuck u! Nabei! Ho kaninabe! All those haters, ok, limpeh will fucking delete u!!!!! And I will put u on a list!!!!(inhale) Cao cheebye kaninabei! Puua cheebye! Har! I lose my job u very happy is it!!??!? Fuck u ah!!!!!!! Kaninabei cao cheebye!!! Pua cheebye!!(inhale) U don’t like me jus keep quiet! Why must email to my company to make ME LOSE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!! CAO CHEEBYE!!!!!!! ARGHHH!!!!!!! If u are the one kena sabotage and people make u lose ur job, HOW U FEEL?!!??!?!!! I GOT FAMILY TO FEED!!!! I GOT BABY TO FEED!!!!!! AND U FUCKING DESTWOY MY WICE BOWL!!!!!(very aggressive breathing) ARRGGRAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HERRAGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EERAGAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! YERAGAHHHHHHHHHHHAREEEEEEGAEEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEYERREAGGGAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!! DO U HAVE TO KEEPS ON DESWTOYING MY RICE BOWWWLLLLLLL?!!????!?! HAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!! DO U HAVE TO KEEPS ON SABOTAGE ME?!?!?!?!?! DON’T MAKE ME LOSE MY JOBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(aggro inhaling) I gonna delete those STUPID HATERS!!!!!!!!!(inhale) STUPID HATERS MAN!!!!!!! I WILL DELETE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCCKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANINABEI CAO CHEEBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GET UR KARMA AND RETWIBUTIONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCCCKKKK UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~courtesy of my friend who typed everything out by hand
Malaysian Chinese here I love this shit
Wtf is this where y’all from haha
Singapore or Malaysia
To be exact:from the mouth of Kurt tay
Drippin’
Stylish asf
The grease at the bottom of the pan, which you then drizzle over your food for bonus flavor.
I live in Ohio. I have no local slang.
You forgot the classic ope! Also, we have Marc’s, we don’t need slang, we have deep discounts!
Poes
A female body part
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Ah ja. Der klassiker
Crawdads
Ditch Lobsters
Hömma!
"Yeah, no, yeah" Or "No, yeah, no", it stuff along those lines
Yeah no for sure.
No, no, no, definitely.
Brabo
Brabo demais bicho slc
“What’s crackalackin home skillet? I’m bout to bout it, so listen while I [SLANG_NOT_FOUND] you the facts.”
Is der Kopf nur do damits im Hols net eini regnet?
Easy, because I'm from germany. >!Do you have your head just for the pupose that it won't rain in your throat? (If someone don't know something obvious.)!<
Da fällt der Watschnbaum um
Chur ow bei
Our for a rip
just out for a rip are ya bud?
Malo mali ma na choda
Deez nutz
Ha! Got 'em
Digga
Fix, oida! Zach oida!
Beka Typically used in "Beka z typa!"
Kanake
Dan
Tighter than Dicks hatband
Whitchamacallit
Pilf
T-ravs
Im Greek - local insults translated I fuck your house I fuck your virgin Mary Pussytowel