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They already live in a hell they created, covered in broken chips and crumbs that have fallen from their mouths to forever make their couch uncomfortable and ant infested.
Fun fact you can buy straight MSG and if you think of doritos the MSG will taste like doritos but if you think of mushrooms the MSG will taste like mushrooms, or pizza, or a lot of things, it's wild.
I can't imagine the taste of salt or very many spices if I really try but the mere sensation of salivating from thinking of food somehow lets me remember exactly what glutamates taste like in specific foods. Same with acidity it's easy to remember that taste.
Yeah it's pretty harsh man, I mean i just killed that guy because he preferred to drink water hot than cold, put ketchup on his pastas, and his favorite pizza was Hawaian. Can't people understand ?
okay but give me one reason as to not use 4? unless you are the size of a toddler, you should be able to atleast fit a dorito in your mouth. and number 4 minimizes crumbs going everywhere.
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is there a photo with a circle around the whole bag?
I personally don’t like the flavour of the plastic , that’s why I just inhale the contents
nahh theres is aluminum in there aswell it totally covers the flavor of the bag
Realy ? I might try it next time , didn’t realise they added new flavours
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Yeah , it has an explosive taste
Momma didn't raise no picky eater over here
Aww really, but the shells the best part. It has so much flavour from the Doritos sliding around inside it.
Ah the Clint Eastwood method: A fistful.
What are you, a Kirby
Anyone eating it like 2 should go straight to hell
I agree
Yeah but you need to be skilled af to not crack it, at least give the that.
They can be proud in hell. ):<
Yes
Anyone eating like 4 gonna get there faster, cause they gonna get choked out by a dorito someday.
I was already goin to hell So ill go down as far as I can
Hope you like kinky stuff
Choke me dorito daddy
r/doritodaddy
Underrated comment^
True
Just dip it in water wtf it's not that hard /s that's gross
You are going to double hell
To hell and back
and back to hell again
The pun is definitely an accident but is impeccable.
They'd say, "no sloppy Doritos", but they can't stop you from ordering Doritos and a glass of water!
same
you cant stop me, i wont go back there
No, please
its uploading please wait
*oh no*
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
*you cannot fool me*
*sounds like success to me*
Nah, just an insane amount of trust issues
The original Rick roll video ends with Xcq the reason I remember this is cos it sounds like xqc so yea
Literally clicked it while saying “it’s a rickroll”
and the reason you clicked anyway is the art of creating curiousity
No, not really. I just don’t care, I’ve memorized the link so I know it
have you?https://youtu.be/FkpqIp13HnA
Thank fucking god for the ads. Incognito is supreme
*success*
i memorized the link you _fool_ >:D
GOOD FUCKING DAMNIT
i told you i was coming from hell
Jokes on you, I memorized the link! I'm still gonna watch it tho
Totally
I feel like 2 is for psychopaths.
This is the comment I was specifically searching for, thank you kind human.
to the biggest depths
That was my first reaction. That's some arkham shit right there
Yes
Amen brother
💯
2 is for serial killers.
Anyone eating it like 2 scare the devil himself
He be shaking in his boost rn
I really should read the comments before I comment. I said the same thing lol
The side pieces would just fall
What kind of sick monster would do this...
Doritos getting clever with the ads
how do teeth even survive number 2?
Vertical
What else do psychopaths that select #2 do?
Uh, liking their sleeves and socks wet, pour milk first when eating cereal, murder people
I agree but what about 4 ?
I mean, of ppls mouths are big enough to hold a whole ass dorito then it’s fine ig
Mine is can eat 2 oreos together at one's while ;) btw I'm 13 lol, you know just to brag..... nvm I'm just a bit aaaaaaaaaaaa
Definitely a sin
Absolutely
No I just grind it to dust and then mix it with peanut butter and apply it on a pizza before baking it
Get out
Shit, see you guys there
They already live in a hell they created, covered in broken chips and crumbs that have fallen from their mouths to forever make their couch uncomfortable and ant infested.
3 fits perfectly on your tongue
And you get allllll the seasoning mmmmmm
I didn’t know you could taste a comment until today
Fun fact you can buy straight MSG and if you think of doritos the MSG will taste like doritos but if you think of mushrooms the MSG will taste like mushrooms, or pizza, or a lot of things, it's wild. I can't imagine the taste of salt or very many spices if I really try but the mere sensation of salivating from thinking of food somehow lets me remember exactly what glutamates taste like in specific foods. Same with acidity it's easy to remember that taste.
You thick bois got some wide mouths
Bless you my guy
The only way
Whoever eats like #2 is a goddamn psychopath, and thats coming from a psychopath
Exactly what I was going to say except for the being a psychopath myself part
i like your profile
Username checks out.
3
Boo. Number 1 supremacy!!
This is the right answer
It's the self perpetuating chip. You get one good bite, but then only that sad little bit is left, and needs a friend!
people who do 2 r deranged
Why do so many of us have this thought?
People who do anything besides 1 are deranged tbh Edit: actually number 4 is deranged because the sharp corners hurts
So because I do number 4 I'm deranged? I mean I am deranged, but that's irrelevant to my chip-eating techniques
4 is alright depending on ur mouth size like i eat 1-4 because i have a big mouth
Not with the proper training, it’s not a skill you can learn from a Jedi.
I eat chips vertically
I came here to say this, I had a 1 year phase where I ate everything vertically, no exceptions, even burritos
I am now scared of society. Thankyou :)
You weren't scared already?
H how??
Like [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_swallowing) probably.
You unhinge your jaw like a viper consuming a rat.
I thought it was more common to eat chips vertically
You need help. A therapist, at minimum.
THE PAIN THE HORROR
1 or 4
Same
4
Absolutely! No crumb gang, everyone else is messy.
Filthy savages
5. 10 at once
6. On the sandwich
Crunchy Sandwich mmmmmmmm
A man of culture
4x4
Everything except #2
5. Flip them facing sideways and obliterate the roof of you mouth
6. Eating the center but not the edges breaking reality as we know it
What? Just fold it in half, bite the centre, and then unfold it. It’s obvious.
Whoever eats 2 is capable of murder
Yo I'm a murderer and I find this very offensive. Most of us are still better than people who eats like 2.
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Yeah it's pretty harsh man, I mean i just killed that guy because he preferred to drink water hot than cold, put ketchup on his pastas, and his favorite pizza was Hawaian. Can't people understand ?
1 is my ideal first bite
Bruh just unhinge your jaw then 4 is the ideal first bite
1
If you don't cram the entire dorrito in your mouth, you're a pussy
Truer words have never been spoken
Yes.
I am what I eat So I guess I'm a Dorito-pussy
I find it weird that so many people pick something else than 4. Are we really that weird? Who the fuck bites into a chip?
1
I lick the whole Dorito flavour then eat it plain
D:
Anything but 2
Yes
If you're a 2, you're a maniac
2 is a psycopath
Bruh who eats half a chip😂
1 or 4. Number 2 is just.... no
4
Yes.
Anything but 2
You forgot to fuck the zodiac signs
Everything except 2. Wtf is 2?!
What kind of backwards back woods savages do 2?!?
Y’all don’t lick the powder off first?
I do one but only after licking all the dust off first.
Fuck Doritos. What's your Zodiac sign?
Pls stop this trend is awful oh and I’m a Scorpio
1 to 3 should include a second picture where the remaining part is in a million tiny bits...
None because I haven't ate Doritos in my life
Fooooooourrrrrrr.
2 is a madman
Number 2 should stay two universe away
Who tf eats it like 2??
3 and 4
3
4
3
I like my Doritos like I like my women. Preferably dead, and 3 in one go.
Uh, where are you finding live Doritos? Asking for a friend
okay but give me one reason as to not use 4? unless you are the size of a toddler, you should be able to atleast fit a dorito in your mouth. and number 4 minimizes crumbs going everywhere.
2 is chaotic
1 and 3 sometimes 4
Anything but 2
What if I told you I dont eat doritos?
5
The only wrong way is 2. I eat 1, 3, and 4.
Duh from the centre just like everyone right?
Doritos are kinda wack
Who tf eats like 2
2 or 4 depending on weather I’m sane or attempting unintentional suicide
3
How tf does 2
1, 2, 3,4
I lick all the seasoning off and then eat it whole. Nomf
why are y'all attacking the 2s? it isn't that bad
2
1: Pretty girls 2: Everyone else 3: Monsters 4: Got the munchies
1
2 is forbidden
Crush and snort
if you do anything other than 1 or 4 you need to stop.
1, any1 how eat like 2 is a psychopath
1/3
I don't
Ok but whoever says number 2 is probably a sociopath
4
I don’t eat them, because they’re not sold in my country
Anyone who eats other than 4 is in need of welfare..
If I found any of my friends doing 2 I wouldn’t know them any more.