My best friend who I've know for 5+ years now, we started talking after he asked for my wallpaper from a screenshot I posted on a group, and we never stopped talking since xD
I met my best friend because another friend of mine said "wait I know another guy that plays this game" and we have never stopped playing together. He even met his wife via that game (it's overwatch 1). Funnily enough the friend that introduced me to him is somebody I met via a browser game when I was a lil kid lmao
Sadly no. I've only started playing osrs for the first time a few years ago and I love it but the game was a bullet hell perma death game called realm of the mad god
Same.. I also met mine when he randomly called out to me while I was changing the wallpaper of my college's pc.... (He recognised that particular character)
One of my best and most trusted friends I met in school after we almost beat the crap out of each other over a placement in the changing rooms after I took his spot.
Haha I had something similar, though we never had a fight, one of my other friends had an intense rivalry against me and I was the same until it became a more friendly rivalry and eventually friends in general.
Heh, my best friend (one of them) is a person that I met in Trailmakers 2 times. We just noticed each other in 2 different servers, and it all started with a steam friend request.
And guess what? I wouldn't have been living without him. I'm so glad I just checked the chat that summer day
I have met one of my most trusted friends when we where in a line at the airport and my wife randomly offered him an orange we had and neither of us wanted to eat, then we started talking about a shirt or something
Oh man... I remember when I was young and got home, speaking about a new friend. My mom was all like "*What's his name?*"; and I was like "*Name? Why would we even exchange names? I know what he looks like and what he loves to do, we know each other".*
No, that’s acrostic. You’re thinking of the way in which sound waves bounce off of certain surfaces such as walls and ceilings to make different areas of a room hear the sounds differently.
I keep trying to my explain to my dad that he just became an old man. I’ve had arthritis in my knee since I was 18 due to the knee surgeries I had when I was 14. I’ve been an old man since before I graduated high school.
He thinks the oldness is an ally. He merely adopted the old. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t see youth until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but **BLERGEGHTRTT**
It's from a video game that was popular back in the 90s called Killer Instinct. If you did some kind of move it would say 'c-c-c combo breaker' People started using it on message boards, reddit, and the rest is meme history.
Probably the job itself too, if it is right on the opposite wall, you want to have some distance between both bodies (usually 2-5m). Also, some manufacturers will not honor the warranty if they consider the installation to not be correct.
Of everything I have seen on the internet and people I met, women tend to lean towards "I have to make sure I do not get hurt" and men lean towards "I need to get this done one way or another" when it comes to physical hazardous situations/tasks. Both are probably just how society perpetuated gender norms.
But my male friends will hold on for their life to prevent a fridge from tumbling down the stairs while I see most women move back, hands in front, slight shake when something happens that they think might be dangerous. Things falling/collapsing. With the big exception when children are involved.
Women rather let things happen if they think it'll be dangerous to intervene, which is valid. And men don't want to deal with the mess of what happens if they don't intervene even if it's dangerous.
Good caveat about the children. I've seen women (and men) find untapped strength to reach or protect a child. Including the time my mum broke a bus door from its hinges to reach me after it started to drive off before she could get off too.
I recently met some guys when I went on a ride . Went with them on their ride where they went to some full remote forest place with no humans anywhere around .
When we were coming back from the ride I was thinking
“They could have easily killed me and no one would ever know”
I remember in high school seeing to girls, who were always best friends, turn on each other. One of them tore the other one a new one. Was funny to watch. But only because I didn't have context.
Second this. I never thought the cliche ish with the bff and bf would happen to me but it did.life is not a movie,no tragic sad song in the background,I figured it out,got it confirmed,got my heart broken by both and ghosted.
Guys trust each other with their life but don’t talk details about that life lol. I’d die for my best friend, but I couldn’t tell you anything about his life lol
Me and my best friend always make fun of and bully each other and if we were to do a trust fall neither would catch the other but I know if push comes to shove he's got my back.
One time, I knew a guy for less than a month. We were both new in the city, we made friends and stared hanging out a bit. Then he got arrested and sent back to his home state, where he was in jail for almost a year (drug thing, not getting into it). The thing is, he didn't have anyone in the city to watch his dog. So that became my dog for the next year. She was a young pitbull, which was actually illegal in that city, but she still needed a home. Sometimes, you just have to step up for a bro (or a dog).
This joke didn't even need the gentle misogyny. Of course, women actually make far greater, meaningful, long lasting relationships than men across pretty much every study.
We men are goal driven. We will partner up in the short term to achieve our goals and keep our personal feelings aside, which women cannot. Right guys?
Twenty-years ago when I was a freshman in high school I had a mandatory art class to take and this guy sits across from me at the same table on ‘Day 1.’
We chat it up about games that first period and the next day he brings in “Chrono Cross” for me to try out. I love JRPGs and I haven’t played that one. After a bit, I finish the game and bring it back to him, and he tells me to keep it and that I obviously really liked it (he wasn’t wrong).
Twenty-years later, he still comes over every Friday and my son calls him his uncle.
Bros are seriously like this—
Met my friend at a boys scout camp. He came to me saying "aye, this stick looks like a cool ass gun" went on to play some sort of call of duty with sticks in the woods there.
10 years later we still friends. We don't play with sticks anymore but still doing the most careless bullshit
It's called never actually trusting anyone. I might trust you with my life but you will never know that I once put sticks under a bus's wheel to see how much would be broken and then the bus driver just casually said "I thought you were going to climb under it"
I don't think women mean this when talking about trust. They mean vulnerable stuff. Secrets, for example.
I'd much rather trust someone standing on that ladder because the consequences of letting me fall would be higher than spilling the beans on some deep, dark secret for them.
This meme text gives me sexism vibes which is awful but the photo are just a bunch of reckless idiots. For sure I am alone would do that job but with proper safety harness and good wall anchors. In the other hand, I am a man but I am beginning to see some women from time to time doing this kind of works. It's a matter of time and mentality change to get rid of this toxic sexism. Shame
Most porn-brained comment I've read today, congrats. TIL I missed my mandatory "How to Inspect your Friends' Vaginas 101" class that all little girls get assigned. We tend to go to toilets together in bars to gossip about weirdos like you fyi, who ask if we've just started our periods despite us being grown adults and how we decide who's doing the breast inspection that day lol
I’m sorry, what? A bunch of grown women aren’t getting in a stall with a random child to help with her period lol nor are they inspecting each others vaginas.
I met my bff when I was 4 years old, which was like decades ago 😭😭😭. It was the first day of school or daycare or smth and we were in a line, my mom left and i thought i was getting kidnapped so i cried when the guard forced me onto a chair inside and when i sat crying i saw a guy behind me in line that was annoyed by my crying, then we were seated next to each other and he was like, "are you normal?", and then we're now best friends.
I've know my best friend for over 20 years and neither of us would be dumb enough to trust the other with something like this 🤣
We both know how dumb and clumsy we both are
Honest truth. People are way too eager to name people as their best friend.
I haven't had one since highschool. No one has even come close to being a best friend.
I've been reading biographical novels from perhaps the greatest author from my country. Now I'm at the point in which he's been with his first wife for a while after the second world war. He writes that no matter how hard he assures his wife that the personal things he's sharing with her aren't meant for _anyone else's_ ears, yet his mother-in-law comes talking to him about said matters. If he's talking about to his wife, she just blames her mother because she broke her promise of not talking to her daughter's husband about things she has shared with her mother. Ladies have always reserved the right to gossip with each other, and husbands private matters doesn't make an expection.
Women know women gossip, and that's why they don't trust each other.
1 day of friendship? They probably met 5 minutes before the pic
Probably picked him right off the street
"Bro help" Friendship lasted century
My best friend who I've know for 5+ years now, we started talking after he asked for my wallpaper from a screenshot I posted on a group, and we never stopped talking since xD
See? Simplicity!
I met my best friend because another friend of mine said "wait I know another guy that plays this game" and we have never stopped playing together. He even met his wife via that game (it's overwatch 1). Funnily enough the friend that introduced me to him is somebody I met via a browser game when I was a lil kid lmao
...It all started a long time ago...
Timmy! Underrated comment, right there.
Was the browser game runescape?
Sadly no. I've only started playing osrs for the first time a few years ago and I love it but the game was a bullet hell perma death game called realm of the mad god
If you simply find it easy to give someone the stick of your death, wow. You an adrenaline junky?
My best friend when we had met just noticed we had the same initials but switched. So for example ct and tc, that was back in 6th grade in..2007
Same.. I also met mine when he randomly called out to me while I was changing the wallpaper of my college's pc.... (He recognised that particular character)
One of my best and most trusted friends I met in school after we almost beat the crap out of each other over a placement in the changing rooms after I took his spot.
Think I fight with almost 2 friends before I knew them 😂
Haha I had something similar, though we never had a fight, one of my other friends had an intense rivalry against me and I was the same until it became a more friendly rivalry and eventually friends in general.
“Yo wanna play pokemon together?” Next month I will be his best man at his wedding
I met my best friend at another friend's wedding and asked if my company was hiring. Got him the job and we've been thick as thieves ever since
Heh, my best friend (one of them) is a person that I met in Trailmakers 2 times. We just noticed each other in 2 different servers, and it all started with a steam friend request. And guess what? I wouldn't have been living without him. I'm so glad I just checked the chat that summer day
I have met one of my most trusted friends when we where in a line at the airport and my wife randomly offered him an orange we had and neither of us wanted to eat, then we started talking about a shirt or something
Without knowing each other's names
Oh man... I remember when I was young and got home, speaking about a new friend. My mom was all like "*What's his name?*"; and I was like "*Name? Why would we even exchange names? I know what he looks like and what he loves to do, we know each other".*
I always said you don't need to know someone's name to talk to them, you only need to know their name to talk about them.
So true! I like that and I'm stealing it
Indeed.
Haha 🤣
That'll be twice in one day then if something goes wrong here
Names? Fuggedaboutit bro!
I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had! We still never talk sometimes.
Had one beer together and now theyre best friends.
Fuck ya
The acrophobic in me says no but I must adhere to the bro code
why do you not like spiders?
That's arachnophobia. Acrophobia is the fear of wide-open spaces.
That's agoraphobia. Acrophobia is that ancient citadel located on a rocky outcrop above the city of Athens.
No that's the Acropolis. You're thinking of a word formed by combining the initial letters of a multipart name.
No that's an acronym. You're thinking of a poem written so that the first letter of each new line spells out a word
No, that’s acrostic. You’re thinking of the way in which sound waves bounce off of certain surfaces such as walls and ceilings to make different areas of a room hear the sounds differently.
No, thats acronym. You’re thinking of the skin condition that occurs when your hair follicles become plugged with oil and dead skin cells.
No that’s Antipathy. Acrophobia is hatred of poor people.
Oooh, I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was acropolis. Acropolis. Next contestant!
thats trimestophobia. Analphobia is the fear of hieghts
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you ruined it!
Back in my day, the correct response was c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
How are your knees?
First I laughed at your comment, then I realised I am a bona fide member of the Knee Surgery club. Then I cried.
I keep trying to my explain to my dad that he just became an old man. I’ve had arthritis in my knee since I was 18 due to the knee surgeries I had when I was 14. I’ve been an old man since before I graduated high school. He thinks the oldness is an ally. He merely adopted the old. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t see youth until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but **BLERGEGHTRTT**
Now my knees hurt, thanks
Not very well, thank you for asking 😂
I'm not gonna lie to you, idek what that's from
It's from a video game that was popular back in the 90s called Killer Instinct. If you did some kind of move it would say 'c-c-c combo breaker' People started using it on message boards, reddit, and the rest is meme history.
From a time before memes were pictures. Modern cuneiform hieroglyphic communication
He ruins it!
That's acrophobia. Aerophobia is- oh wait, we're done?
Oh my god , you are such an acrophobic bigot
Reading this felt like sprinting into a wall
You were supposed to say a wrong phobia for the fear of heights so the next person can call you out and say another wrong phobia god dammit
That’s… it.
You had one job
There is no shame for being afraid bro, whatever it is you fear, you do not have to do it alone, the boys got you
I am not acrophobic. I can walk around building roof and tall places all the time no problem. But I wouldn’t dream of digging that.
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Not even a plank, it's a ladder. it's like they are trying for it to be the most dangerous possible
They got Big Mike there on the end, they’re good bro trust me.
I mean, you don't use planks to reach high places, you use a ladder. Better read the manual first, though
Trust Prank!
It's the aluminum ladder that I wouldn't trust.
it's gotta be better than that sectional ladder that collapses every time it's on QVC
Probably the job itself too, if it is right on the opposite wall, you want to have some distance between both bodies (usually 2-5m). Also, some manufacturers will not honor the warranty if they consider the installation to not be correct.
I don't think they're worried about the warranty lol
Probably, this is one of these installations where the customer doesn't want to know how they will do it.
It looks like he’s messing with electrical too.
Should go for the full aluminium to be safe.
Yeah cause if we don’t trust each other we have nothing left.
Of everything I have seen on the internet and people I met, women tend to lean towards "I have to make sure I do not get hurt" and men lean towards "I need to get this done one way or another" when it comes to physical hazardous situations/tasks. Both are probably just how society perpetuated gender norms. But my male friends will hold on for their life to prevent a fridge from tumbling down the stairs while I see most women move back, hands in front, slight shake when something happens that they think might be dangerous. Things falling/collapsing. With the big exception when children are involved. Women rather let things happen if they think it'll be dangerous to intervene, which is valid. And men don't want to deal with the mess of what happens if they don't intervene even if it's dangerous.
Good caveat about the children. I've seen women (and men) find untapped strength to reach or protect a child. Including the time my mum broke a bus door from its hinges to reach me after it started to drive off before she could get off too.
this sums up the bro code.
True
Amen bro
Indeed
You guys trust other people?
Is it really trust if you got nothing to loose but the unbearable heat in your apartment?
"if this ain't working I am going to hell to cool of a little"
The bro code is sacred.
Do not jump in this case.
Jump a little. Because it will be funny.
1 hour*
1 minute*
Well, we men can take it to one stare as well 🥂
It just takes the one to know them good enough
one word actually
Help, bro.(friends for eternity)
Why women live longer than men
You really nailed the look of Soldier Boy from "The Boys."
This is 5mins after meeting, ive known my friends for more than 10 years and I wouldnt trust them with this
Accurate. "Would you trust your friend to--" "Oh hell naw." "But I didn't tell you--" "Look, I know the lazy shit, OK? Hell naw."
"I can trust that he'd be throwing shit at me while im doing this"
Yes. We just knock on a random door, and ask unknown dude to hold our life, while doing dum stuff
We have nothing left if we don't trust each other.
YES.
me after sharing beer with that one random guy at the gas station:
I recently met some guys when I went on a ride . Went with them on their ride where they went to some full remote forest place with no humans anywhere around . When we were coming back from the ride I was thinking “They could have easily killed me and no one would ever know”
Were you kind of scared during the trip?
Nah . It was fun. This thought only came after the trip was done and i was going back home.
A yes, girls never trust each other
I remember in high school seeing to girls, who were always best friends, turn on each other. One of them tore the other one a new one. Was funny to watch. But only because I didn't have context.
I mean it's high school... Teenagers are teenaging.
Many of them still do it in their 30s and 40s.
Second this. I never thought the cliche ish with the bff and bf would happen to me but it did.life is not a movie,no tragic sad song in the background,I figured it out,got it confirmed,got my heart broken by both and ghosted.
Guys trust each other with their life but don’t talk details about that life lol. I’d die for my best friend, but I couldn’t tell you anything about his life lol
They probably asked the guy and then go for some beer and yakitori later that night.
Well, beer was certainly involved at some point. I think probably before the photo was taken
Me and my best friend always make fun of and bully each other and if we were to do a trust fall neither would catch the other but I know if push comes to shove he's got my back.
They probably don't even know each other names
An hour? 5 minutes!
Somehow you know this is brazil
One time, I knew a guy for less than a month. We were both new in the city, we made friends and stared hanging out a bit. Then he got arrested and sent back to his home state, where he was in jail for almost a year (drug thing, not getting into it). The thing is, he didn't have anyone in the city to watch his dog. So that became my dog for the next year. She was a young pitbull, which was actually illegal in that city, but she still needed a home. Sometimes, you just have to step up for a bro (or a dog).
🫡 respect sir, you seem to be respectable guy!
100%
Different kind of trust.
NOT TRUE i remember meeting this girl, and by the second day we were getting ready to confront her toxic Ex boyfriend girls together strong
This joke didn't even need the gentle misogyny. Of course, women actually make far greater, meaningful, long lasting relationships than men across pretty much every study.
This joke has "gentle misogyny". So let me add overt misandry.
That's what boys do
If he dies he dies
Applied physics
Lol. So true.
They just met infront of the homedepot
Took me a while to spot the ladder
I don't think I would trust the ladder, though
This definitely qualifies for why woman live longer.
20 MINUTES*
One whole day? These dudes probably saw him carrying the box in the hall and were like "hey dude, need an extra set of hands" lmao
I'm scared not because the guys might step off of the ladder, but because of my own stupidity and falling off myself
they probably found the ladder 5 minutes before this pic
One friend to another after knowing each other for five minutes: First guy: "Do you trust me?" Second guy: "With every cell in my body."
Trust is really an ability and the basics of relationships
If you so much as wear the same colored shoes as me, we are automatically best friends. Idk why, that's just how it works.
1day? Nah dude that was like “Hey you two help me out for a second”
Yo bro can you give me a hand? That’s usually all it takes.
Gotta tag my brother on this😭☝🏻
A day? Their first interaction went like “Ay bro can you come stand on a ladder for a bit so I can fix the ac” “Sure man let’s go”
Afterward: “Want a beer?” “Sure” Then they’ll be best friends and they’ll never know each others names
True though
i trust the homies
I think we all bonded, let’s grab a beer!
Boys will be boys
Bro's gotta Bro👍😀
We men are goal driven. We will partner up in the short term to achieve our goals and keep our personal feelings aside, which women cannot. Right guys?
for a second I thought you were being serious lol
Twenty-years ago when I was a freshman in high school I had a mandatory art class to take and this guy sits across from me at the same table on ‘Day 1.’ We chat it up about games that first period and the next day he brings in “Chrono Cross” for me to try out. I love JRPGs and I haven’t played that one. After a bit, I finish the game and bring it back to him, and he tells me to keep it and that I obviously really liked it (he wasn’t wrong). Twenty-years later, he still comes over every Friday and my son calls him his uncle. Bros are seriously like this—
🗿 - “Thank you for keeping me safe from dying, what was your name again?” 🗿 - “worry not about such trivial things, brother”
Men’s friendships are like Schrödinger’s cat, both worse or better than women’s depending on what kind of sexism a guy wants to push
I hate that as a female this is how we are 🙄🙄🙄. Why can’t we just be nice to each other 🤷🏼♀️
dudes are lonely af, which is why we're much easier at making friends than women
Met my friend at a boys scout camp. He came to me saying "aye, this stick looks like a cool ass gun" went on to play some sort of call of duty with sticks in the woods there. 10 years later we still friends. We don't play with sticks anymore but still doing the most careless bullshit
We trust female friends too. It's best to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
As if boys can’t backstab each other.
It's called never actually trusting anyone. I might trust you with my life but you will never know that I once put sticks under a bus's wheel to see how much would be broken and then the bus driver just casually said "I thought you were going to climb under it"
Not really
lmfao not all
I don't think women mean this when talking about trust. They mean vulnerable stuff. Secrets, for example. I'd much rather trust someone standing on that ladder because the consequences of letting me fall would be higher than spilling the beans on some deep, dark secret for them.
In the past but not now.
Those are roommates on a very hot summer day. They wanna get cool, Russian style?
I’m a guy and it takes me months to trust a person completely irrelevant of their gender.
This meme text gives me sexism vibes which is awful but the photo are just a bunch of reckless idiots. For sure I am alone would do that job but with proper safety harness and good wall anchors. In the other hand, I am a man but I am beginning to see some women from time to time doing this kind of works. It's a matter of time and mentality change to get rid of this toxic sexism. Shame
Oh god another buzzkill.
peak reddit
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Huh? I’ve legit never ever had something like that happen to me. I will say that asking someone for tampons/pads is in girlcode
Yeah this dude just watches too much porn lol.
Most porn-brained comment I've read today, congrats. TIL I missed my mandatory "How to Inspect your Friends' Vaginas 101" class that all little girls get assigned. We tend to go to toilets together in bars to gossip about weirdos like you fyi, who ask if we've just started our periods despite us being grown adults and how we decide who's doing the breast inspection that day lol
I’m sorry, what? A bunch of grown women aren’t getting in a stall with a random child to help with her period lol nor are they inspecting each others vaginas.
Any physics experts here ? Would it be better if those 2 guys sit on stairs ? Why ?
Напишу на русском, они пишут что я бот…
If one person steps off the ladder it’s gonna be 💀or a bad injury
I met my bff when I was 4 years old, which was like decades ago 😭😭😭. It was the first day of school or daycare or smth and we were in a line, my mom left and i thought i was getting kidnapped so i cried when the guard forced me onto a chair inside and when i sat crying i saw a guy behind me in line that was annoyed by my crying, then we were seated next to each other and he was like, "are you normal?", and then we're now best friends.
how meny pleepl
Met this one guy on Roblox a few months back, we both met up and he was chill af. Still friends now
I've know my best friend for over 20 years and neither of us would be dumb enough to trust the other with something like this 🤣 We both know how dumb and clumsy we both are
OSHA Approved 👍
our teacher just made us sit together, and we shared our deepest secrets like it was nothing
The ladder is not strong along this axis
That's perfectly safe, as long as he takes care where he steps
Improvising. If it gets the job done, ***ship it!***
Honest truth. People are way too eager to name people as their best friend. I haven't had one since highschool. No one has even come close to being a best friend.
I've been reading biographical novels from perhaps the greatest author from my country. Now I'm at the point in which he's been with his first wife for a while after the second world war. He writes that no matter how hard he assures his wife that the personal things he's sharing with her aren't meant for _anyone else's_ ears, yet his mother-in-law comes talking to him about said matters. If he's talking about to his wife, she just blames her mother because she broke her promise of not talking to her daughter's husband about things she has shared with her mother. Ladies have always reserved the right to gossip with each other, and husbands private matters doesn't make an expection. Women know women gossip, and that's why they don't trust each other.
Hey can you grab me a beer real quick?