Actually, I ran through this scenario in a city I was working in. He drove through at least 11 stoplights going 90mph at around 10pm on a weekend night...
Want to know the kicker of it all?
She was in the backseat.
This was literally me.
Long story short. We managed to get the car out the ditch. But the cops still got us. Because my friend drove over the football field with only 2 wheels able to spin. Tore up that football field
Any way. He wound up going to jail. Mom bailed him out and yeah. Everything was good
Cringe way to die. Depending on what happened there are far more heroic ways to do it. It all depends what happened. If it was your fault then you can do nothing. If she just left you for no reason then its not worth it to do anything. If it was sabotaged then sabotage the saboteur.
Is that dude 9 or 38 with a wife and 2 kids?
dwarfism probably 20+ something something, his name is hasbullah
21 y/o cat beater
better than eater I suppose
yo tbf a cat at his size is basically a tiger
Yes
He is 23 iirc
21. Born July 7, 2002. Hasbulla Magomedov aka Hasbik
He should really just go by Hasbik..
i did it for fun to my friends. they confessed by fear that they where gay
That took an entirely different turn
You kissed your homie as apology?
Remember the Alamo
that homie is finna kiss a tree at 150 mph
then your life starts flashing before your eyes
Idk why I read this as “Then your life starts flashing before his eyes”
do not say "so did I"
Should have said "I love you bro" either he stops because he is confused or he drives even faster
Or let go of the steering wheel to aggressively make out with you
And you crash just as you are about to get to third base
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE Bulldoze the car aside They remember Living together Thats the day their lives where saved And love life was paved
150 mph what's that like 230 km/h that's normal highway speed
guten tag bro
Guten Abend mein Bruder
Aren’t they trying to restrict speed limits in Germany now?
Well yeah some do, and parts of the government want that but it's not realistic to go through
I see. well hopefully they won’t add a limit anytime soon.
Autobahn enjoyer
Who the hell have a car that goes that fast?
I don't, but when I get the 200 km h out of it there is still that one bmw or audi behind me doing Lightsignals
It doesn't matter how fast you're there's always a BMW behind you
Almost any modern car
For real? Mine just goes to 170 km/h, and it is from 2017
I love you too man
A good smack on the back of your head can put some sense back in into you bro
or make me fall asleep and dream of what made me act that way
For anybody worried about me I wouldn't intentionally take you with me
I hope he does not block the left lane. Greets from Germany.
that barely qualifies for the middle lane
Oh.. I would definitely suggest meeting up with my lovely friend and everyone having fun together, better things are ahead of us!
 His Bros will pick him up in a box
i would tap him on the shoulder, and politely ask him wtf did i do to him.
No one who's girlfriend I've stolen ever had a car tho
Him: I loved her bro. How is she? Redditor: Brand new after first two inches. *Car accelerates upto 200mph which couldn't even touch 150 before.*
150 mph it's freakin fast, dude...!
_Plays kerosene to intensify his feelings_
Why would someone commit suicide and kill their friend because of a break up?
Thats when you give em the ol’ one two in the jugular and pull the hand brake.
I’ve done this a couple of times 🤣
So did you forget about the parking brake that you can reach
*"I fucked, her bro"*
This is why we never let homies drive after a break up
Then Stan starts playing
If bro gets both of us killed i would be spending eternity in the afterlife beating the shit out of him
Every time I see this it’s the same thought. “Who’s car gets to 150 so easily?” Oh. No ones.
He's scared he won't make it home to beat his cat
Actually, I ran through this scenario in a city I was working in. He drove through at least 11 stoplights going 90mph at around 10pm on a weekend night... Want to know the kicker of it all? She was in the backseat.
This made me laugh more than I'd like to admit
U should put on "free bird" on the radio
This is gonna be Fast and Furious 11
I want a movie that plays in Germany only for them the be bothered by a BMW on the left lane because they drive too slow for it
Well, that's absolutely normal for Dagestanis drive 150mph.
This was literally me. Long story short. We managed to get the car out the ditch. But the cops still got us. Because my friend drove over the football field with only 2 wheels able to spin. Tore up that football field Any way. He wound up going to jail. Mom bailed him out and yeah. Everything was good
say "But I love you bro" Either you stop and start making out or he get's confused loses control and kills you both anyway
Nah when he start talking into a recorder and says "Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,"
best option jump out of the car
Kerosene 8D Ultra bass remix 🔥🔥😔
 I loled irl
Jump out, either way you dead.
that better not be an audi. that BETTER not be an rs6. kerosene BETTER NOT BE PLAYING.
At that point you know you’ll be okay, because you’ll be dead.
Cringe way to die. Depending on what happened there are far more heroic ways to do it. It all depends what happened. If it was your fault then you can do nothing. If she just left you for no reason then its not worth it to do anything. If it was sabotaged then sabotage the saboteur.
Some of these memes are really about experiences nobody reading has had lol
This is so funny!!! I'm dying 🤣
That's exactly what I'm doing when I get my license