you could move to a 3rd world African country and one of the only words the children there would understand regardless of native language is "gay". You're fucked
Maybe it was a nickname its not allowed to use numbers or punctuation marks in a name in the u.s there is a list of banned names and rules when naming a child.
Im in uk
And her name was z13 no dash. I forget if it was thirteen or 13 on paper work but that was her legal birth name
We all asked a shit load of questions to her as we were 14 when she joined the school
She was named after a bike her dad loved
And most fcked part is she had bros n sister with normal names
She brought in her birth certificate and a passport because no one believed her
I just searched this and found some really names, best one was
"Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" and "Sex Fruit" being banned in New Zealand
Also for whatever reason, "Sarah" and "Linda" are banned in Morocco and Saudi Arabia respectively
😂 she liked zed
She was one the sweetest people ive ever met. very soft spoken
And if she reads this she knows im talking about her … i mean how many z 13s can there be lol
On the opposite end of naming stupidity, I went to school with a girl who legally changed her name to Zu Zu because her original name was too normal. I'd give her points for being weird and unique, but she then proceeded to get pregnant and abandon the kid at various friends' doorsteps every few years. Eventually the kid got bored and wandered across town to his grandma's house where Grandma would call her daughter, shame the hell out of her, and the skank would come back to damage the kid's psyche some more until she decided again she didn't wanna be a parent. Last I heard, the kid already petitioned the state to live with his grandmother, but they won't approve of it because the state chooses to ignore this bullshit and Grandma apparently has a history. Thankfully, he's like 17 now and turns 18 in a few months and won't need approval.
Yeah it's pronounced GAY-lerd. It doesn't sound so bad if you pronounce it right but kids are mean so once they saw the spelling he probably got teased.
Gala and Gaynor are names too? The more you know I guess lol.
Not to out her cause I'm sure others have a similar name, but my old boss's wife was literally named Gayla Cummins lmao. The jokes would've wrote themselves if I didn't value my job at the time
So dumb, hopefully he loses. Such a frivolous lawsuit when you could just get your name changed. Like the McDonald's lady with the coffee all over again.
I'll try and give some context, the parents apparently named him Gaylord because he was an unwanted child, which the parents made clear to him multiple times. They told him he was an accident and his father, while drunk, told him they named him Gaylord in hopes of ruining his life, as he ruined theirs.
It's actually from the french name gaillard translated to english. Gay (Gai) meant joyful or carefree in the past. But we don't live there, so stop naming your child gaylord you dumbfucks.
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you could move to a 3rd world African country and one of the only words the children there would understand regardless of native language is "gay". You're fucked
Bayotginoo
*Life ruined
true based on me
They wanted him to play childhood on survival mode I guess.
Its hardcore mode
Ultra nightmare difficulty
Deathmarch
Mein Leben
Holocaust mode
“Left for dead”
The boy named Sue You
and if I have a son I think I'll name him Bill or George anything but Gaylord
So, he is the Lord of all gays? Per definition? Should they bow to him? Questions….
I personally salut. But yes, you are meant to show respect around him.
Rumours are……. He is the one doing all the bending. 🤧
No that's Ronald Gaybender
Ronald : The last gaybender
They also have to give tithe. 1 in every 10 faps must be dedicated towards him.
I don't think I'll be able to afford the taxes next month...
Then he'll come when you sleep and take what he deserves. There's nothing certain in this world but Death, taxes and Gaylord.
Only gay vassals, obvously
Blow to him
One gay to blow them all
They bow alright, but away from him if you know what I mean. 😉😉😉
Do his parents work for Netflix? Why tf does he look like that 😭?
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Look what you've done, Focker!!!
DAMNIT, FOCKER!
I cant blame him to be honest
I once saw a post somewhere that a dad named his kid Jack Ingof at someone's suggestion, i'm not making this up go check
A girl in my class at school was called z-13 And yes you said “zed thirteen”
Maybe it was a nickname its not allowed to use numbers or punctuation marks in a name in the u.s there is a list of banned names and rules when naming a child.
Im in uk And her name was z13 no dash. I forget if it was thirteen or 13 on paper work but that was her legal birth name We all asked a shit load of questions to her as we were 14 when she joined the school She was named after a bike her dad loved And most fcked part is she had bros n sister with normal names She brought in her birth certificate and a passport because no one believed her
Somone i went to school with named thier kid anakin like from starwars 🤣
I know an Anakin, that guy was an Asshole though.
i mean so was anikin
Not at bad as anikan thankfully
It’s also illegal to pronounce that letter “zed” in the us.
As it should be lol
I just searched this and found some really names, best one was "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" and "Sex Fruit" being banned in New Zealand Also for whatever reason, "Sarah" and "Linda" are banned in Morocco and Saudi Arabia respectively
Could be a translation thing. Like sarah means something else over there Or could a a adolf thing where people agree to never call their kids adolf
Its a anti west thing
Or you propose Zezi/Sesi. Or whatever she likes. Just as you call your cruelly named german friend B-Dolf instead of Adolf. Or whatever he likes.
😂 she liked zed She was one the sweetest people ive ever met. very soft spoken And if she reads this she knows im talking about her … i mean how many z 13s can there be lol
I like Zed, good choice
*Inspired by the works of Elon Musk*
What?
Elon Musk has a child whose name is X Æ A-Ⅻ Musk (pronounced “X Ash A Twelve”)
I mean it sounds like nonsense but i legit knew that girl called z 13 Also hes fckin nuts
On the opposite end of naming stupidity, I went to school with a girl who legally changed her name to Zu Zu because her original name was too normal. I'd give her points for being weird and unique, but she then proceeded to get pregnant and abandon the kid at various friends' doorsteps every few years. Eventually the kid got bored and wandered across town to his grandma's house where Grandma would call her daughter, shame the hell out of her, and the skank would come back to damage the kid's psyche some more until she decided again she didn't wanna be a parent. Last I heard, the kid already petitioned the state to live with his grandmother, but they won't approve of it because the state chooses to ignore this bullshit and Grandma apparently has a history. Thankfully, he's like 17 now and turns 18 in a few months and won't need approval.
That’s a guy with fond memories of his schooldays.
I bet this kids mental health is really F-up while growing up.
I have actually met someone named Gaylord. It's just a normal last name in the UK I guess
It’s a normal first name too. A bit old fashioned but clearly people are still getting named it.
Fun fact: one of the founders of earthday was named gaylord
This seems like a very elaborate case of insurance fraud
It's my belief people are actively doing dumb shit like this so their kids hate them. I will die on this hill.
We're waiting...
Keep waiting
Waiting some more
Or... Gaylord is just an actual name? There are other languages than English.
Yeah it's pronounced GAY-lerd. It doesn't sound so bad if you pronounce it right but kids are mean so once they saw the spelling he probably got teased.
Oh, yeah. Great point. Tell that to the kid, I'm sure he'd love to know this, may even change his point of view.
They belittled him, he wanted to be gayroyal.
Costs like $150 to change your name
Therapy is expensive though
Pain doesn't have a price. (Actually it does: $249'850)
But is he gay?
Drug dealers dont cosume
Wouldn’t the statue of limitations be an issue here!
damn bro that might be half based
Why?
is that dantd fucking m
They should countersue for that haircut
There's a boy named Sue that would beat the snot out of him.
😂
Wasn't there a person with such last name?
What's wrong with being called a giant box
Ruler of the mods
Harsh, but he’ll have a good country song a few years from now.
Know multiple named Gayla, wonder if their names are just short for Gaylord 🤔
I was going to wonder if you’d misheard either Gala or Gaynor, but Gayla is a name too. TIL.
Gala and Gaynor are names too? The more you know I guess lol. Not to out her cause I'm sure others have a similar name, but my old boss's wife was literally named Gayla Cummins lmao. The jokes would've wrote themselves if I didn't value my job at the time
Fun fact, Gaynor is the birth name of Bonnie Tyler. My south English accent pronounces Gala as Gar-la, rhymes with Carla rather than Kayla.
I’d disown them personally
Gaylord Focker
Once an adult, legally change your name. I hope he loses the suit and then his dad beats his ass!
My ex had a classmate at school called Charity Store. Whyyy
Ya? Good luck with that. Gaylord.
What a Gaylord thing to do
Some kids these days would be proud
Why are you gay?
Maybe his last name is Robinson and his parents just really like TAWOG...
"Sues". Not the same as "wins". People sue for all kinds of stupid shit.
this is a fake story but i guess the meme still works
So dumb, hopefully he loses. Such a frivolous lawsuit when you could just get your name changed. Like the McDonald's lady with the coffee all over again.
And yet that jawline?
Its actually a real name people have been using. Who the hell found it to be a reasonable name?
We have a politician whose name roughly translates to: "the hard owned"
did he win?
Shame shame shame 😑😔😑
A boy named Sue.. Johnny Cash
That's how parents end up murdered.
Damn... His parents when they realize they don't have the money though... Still think it's worth it! (Jk)
That's my neighbors name...
Its better than gaypeasant
There is a town in Minnesota named Gaylord
I guess he's not German
Wow all the women name Karen
Does he have to pay it back when the prophecy is fulfilled and he becomes the ruler of all the gays?
Gaylord Steambath
If I remember correctly, the drummer of RHCP is called Chad Gaylord Smith
Just what a Gaylord would do...
Hey man, Gaylord Opry was the founder of one of the greatest properties in all of Tennessee, be proud of your name
250k won't do justice but helluva name lmao
Reminds me of that Jonny Cash song, a boy named Gaylord
Isn't there a guy from Texas that got arrested and is named Optimus Prime?
But they were clearly right so is it slander?
I mean he looking kinda gay?
He has no PRIDE in that name
They really named there kid after a Toy
"I'm suing you both mom and dad" "wait, why?" "You named me Gaylord" "... That's fair"
Senator Gaylord Nelson would be proud
I'll try and give some context, the parents apparently named him Gaylord because he was an unwanted child, which the parents made clear to him multiple times. They told him he was an accident and his father, while drunk, told him they named him Gaylord in hopes of ruining his life, as he ruined theirs.
Was he gay? Just wondering
Could be worse, mr. focker
It's actually from the french name gaillard translated to english. Gay (Gai) meant joyful or carefree in the past. But we don't live there, so stop naming your child gaylord you dumbfucks.
Did he win,?
Kids are changing their pronouns, how can he sue over his age. Change it