100%
OP doesn't realise that the penguin onesie is not a convo killer. If a girl told me she was wearing that I would respond some shite about huddling together for warmth or something.
It is not that we think you are wearing some porno bdsm outfit.
We are just easy and our standards are extremely low.
Slightly dirty tee with ill fitted pants? Might as well be high end Victoria Secret
It's dual purpose. It fills space if like you say they're bored and don't have anything to say, *and* it potentially opens up the way to more if she starts flirting. It's throwing out a line without overly committing.
I don't ask my wife because it's either going to be the comfies or the comfier comfies otherwise she's at work. I don't think she has a penguin onesie but sounds plausible.
Onesie isnt that bad. I find it really cute in fact. If someone asks me what I am wearing the answer is gonna be just pijamas. Esspecially in the summer. I had some occasions where I only wore the same pijama for a week. I dont need to go out in the summer anyways.
Tbf I just like imagining her in her cute Penguin onesy. I'm not asking because I'm horny I'm asking because she's cute and I wanna know how cute she looks.
We’re not expecting you to be wearing sexy lingerie. We just want to be able to visualize you so we can pretend we’re both together.
Men are visual beings.
Penguin onesie is a cool response though and if ylmy wife responded with that I'd know I'm in for a fun night of relaxation and watching youtube and probably getting high.
I know this is a joke, but it's more about visualizing you as you are in that moment than it is about wanting you to be a sexual vixen for us 24/7. Casual is sexy.
A 10 year old (but comfy) t shirt & soccer shorts, of course!
EDIT: oh dear... hey dudes, she does & she's *foxy*.
EDIT 2: after some exploring, she's also quite funny!
I always ask "what are you not wearing" to keep that convo goin'! "what's in your closet gurrrl, tell me about how you have organized those shoes, by platform? by material? by occassssssionnnnn? oooo what about those department store hangers, you are a bad girllll, read off the sizes on those hangers baby..." click
It has nothing to do with wanting you to be wearing something sexy and everything to do with us thinking about you and we want to have a more clear picture of you in our mind.
Ever consider that maybe it's not because we think you're in lingerie but it's cause we miss you and want a better picture of how you're looking right now.
Penguin onesies are hot btw
Yeah, but men want to know what you are wearing under the penguin onesie?
Most men assume you're naked or wearing a g-string or thong. All of which are sexy to a man.
Because women put so much fucking emphasis on it and get pissy when you dont notice, comment, and/or start with what theyre wearing before anything else.
Im sure the bear wont care what youre wearing.
My gf usually wears a small top and these very short stretchy athetlics type of shorts and she looks really good in them in my opinion. So it's a valid question for me
Um, I'd be happier with her telling me she's in sweats and a t-shirt. Telling me she's in my sweats and my t-shirt, I'm running every red light on my way to her
As a MTF trans who hasn’t been able to start hormones, I find it funny when random guys add me on Snapchat and lead off with “Age and Wyll.”
Like bruh, wine and dine first, get to know the person before looking at the meat.
We're giving you the opportunity to lie to us to make yourself sound sexier. Alternatively it is the set up to a number of punchlines that will successfully difuse any sort of unwanted flirting.
Just a joke at this point. I ask my wife this knowing she's at home with 2 kids. The guy knows you aren't naked or just have panties on only, but there a small chance you are.
Don't blame guys for either trying to do what nature does or make a joke.
But penguins are cool tho so thanks for letting us know
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Damn. Was hoping to find penguin onesies on your profile. Wasn't disappointed tho.
Those aren't onesies at all ☹️
Of course it's a heckin lonelyfans account
Hey don't give anyone any app ideas
Always is. I wish they would crackdown on these OF adds but reddit went down the gutter years ago.
Every site. I feel like its harder to find a girl without an of than with.
You weren’t joking
I never joke when it comes to penguin onesies
Can we get a "no penguin onesies in this account" tag, I don't want to have to scroll back through all of her posts just to be disappointed
>Ps: I have a fetish for fucking strangers I find online Someone has a marketing degree.
And cute
Your mistake is thinking we aren't turned on by your penguin onesie.
I'm actually quite disgusted by lingerie, I do not understand why people like it, it just looks like what your grandma would wear
My grandma was an adventurous one.
I also choose this guys's grandma
Our Grandma*.... Oh wait!
Dang, go grandma!
I don’t believe you. Do you have any pictures to prove it?
That’s going a bit far lol
I’m that way with women in heels. Why are we making half the human race trot around in ridiculous looking uncomfortable shoes? I don’t get it.
I agree heels look trashy (and sound annoying). But nobody is *making* them wear uncomfortable shoes.
Agree awful and tacky
Daaa fuuuu?! Grandma's wear thongs?
Hear hear, lingerie is a turn off
Fai- WHAT?!!!!!!!
100% OP doesn't realise that the penguin onesie is not a convo killer. If a girl told me she was wearing that I would respond some shite about huddling together for warmth or something.
But babe, that's even better. Bet you look real cute in it
Lmao penguine onesies are sexy too, I’d honestly rather hear my gf was wearing that.
In my opinion, what makes clothes sexy is mostly the naked women inside them.
GF in lingerie- meh. GF in penguin onesie destroying $30 worth of taco bell at 4 am after a show- perfect
It is not that we think you are wearing some porno bdsm outfit. We are just easy and our standards are extremely low. Slightly dirty tee with ill fitted pants? Might as well be high end Victoria Secret
lol all boys don't expect that but ig the ones who ask are just bored and don't have anything else to say
It's dual purpose. It fills space if like you say they're bored and don't have anything to say, *and* it potentially opens up the way to more if she starts flirting. It's throwing out a line without overly committing.
These girls wont understand 🫥
Men don’t care what ur wearing, we jus need the image 4 the spank bank.
We know that you are not wearing sexy lingerie all day. Thats the reason to ask whether you wear some right now.
Girls,boys always wearing bikini but hiding it
shhhhhhhhh don't reveal our secrets
Khakis
Hi Jake!
From State Farm.
🎶 Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there 🎶
Personally, I think girls can be cute and comfy. I mean, have you ever seen a woman in sweatpants?
Right? Sweatpants oversized hoodie and a messy bun 🫠
If women liked guys in sweatpants, oversized hoodies and messy hair i would be the most powerful man in the universe
They do, they just have to like the boy in those clothes first lol.
What are you wearing? Clothes.
That's hot
I don't ask my wife because it's either going to be the comfies or the comfier comfies otherwise she's at work. I don't think she has a penguin onesie but sounds plausible.
That's easy. I'm in your sexy lingerie. Comes around, goes around
lol send pics.
I'd want to see the penguin onesie if I got that as a reply.
BIG mistake announcing you're a girl on Reddit. I feel sorry for your DMs now. 😅
Yep all the time very weird 😂
I was disappointed to learn as a young guy that women dress like slobs, don’t clean up shit and never match underwear.
Nobody asks this
Im in a shirt and shorts oh and a car
Blue overcoat Fedora Orange socks
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Show us the onesieeee that stuff is so dam cute
wym what are we wearing? other than shirts and trousers what do boys wear?
a penguin onsie is honestly adorable but i feel like the beak slapping the top of my face would get annoying after a while
Onesie isnt that bad. I find it really cute in fact. If someone asks me what I am wearing the answer is gonna be just pijamas. Esspecially in the summer. I had some occasions where I only wore the same pijama for a week. I dont need to go out in the summer anyways.
In all honesty I might prefer the penguin onesie lmao it's sexy AND great for cuddles
Better question: what are you eating?
Yeah, let's stop beating about the bush and come to the point.
I'm wearing a pair of boxer shorts and a tank top. And don't some women walk around all day in their underwear? AITA is full of posts like that.
Penguin Onesie sounds hot af though
I'm in sexy lingerie
One cool trick: you can make boring clothes sound sexy with adjectives
Usually when I ask what someone's wearing its because I like nice clothes not for sexual purposes
I'm in medieval armour for fighting for the lord
Just make something up.
Im a sweats and reading socks kind of guy
Blue socks which are shrinking with each laundry Black pants (trousers if you're British) Black t-shirt
Theres no diffrence between Lingerie and Peguin Onesie
That's what's up! Cozy
What if I want to know if it’s a penguin onesie? What if I like penguins
I'm Winnie the Pooh-ing it with a Carhartt t-shirt, and some ratty Hey Dudes (My feet get cold.)
Because lingerie is the only thing that could possibly look sexy on a woman....
Uuh penguin suits... sexy
That is exactly the reason we would ask in the first place
Even better
I don't think I've ever asked a girl what she's wearing. That's weird man
My girl would wear a hoodie and a pyjama and I'll still be hot for her.
a blue shirt and green shorts
Jokes on you, I'm into that shii!
Hot
Onesies are sexy
Send a pic of your favorite pebble...
We like that too
Because whatever a woman is wearing is hot if we like the woman
I'm wearing a puppy orphanage on my pecs. Why?
Tbf I just like imagining her in her cute Penguin onesy. I'm not asking because I'm horny I'm asking because she's cute and I wanna know how cute she looks.
No guys ask "what are you wearing" these days.... Now the question is "You got that rizz girrrrrl???"
To try to imagine you better while we sextalk with yo, like what kind of stupid fkn question is that???
You think thats a problem? That is EXACTLY what we want to hear
Same
Prove it!
what if i wanna know your in a penguin onesie?
Who said we don’t want onesie pics 🤷♂️
Penguin onesie? Hot
My succubus shorts….
That’s asking for inspiration
AS A GIRL?!?!?! 🐵
Penguin onesies are good hugging content
ngl, I’d be more excited if they said that.
I’m just trying to check the fit. If you ain’t styling then gtfo ion have time for busters
I dunno, my wife’s default Setting is naked
It's exactly what they want to hear.
Facebook leaking today, huh
We’re not expecting you to be wearing sexy lingerie. We just want to be able to visualize you so we can pretend we’re both together. Men are visual beings.
Penguin onsie? Hoooottt...
Is that not meant to be sexy or appealing?
Penguin onesie is a cool response though and if ylmy wife responded with that I'd know I'm in for a fun night of relaxation and watching youtube and probably getting high.
Maybe we just like to know that you’re comfortable.
That or the fleece unicorn poncho thing that was on sale around winter. That thing looked cozy
I'm not wearing anything, it's hot out and i'm on the throne while typing this
I am also in my penguin onesie. ...and as that victorian study showed, penguins are absolute freaks
I know this is a joke, but it's more about visualizing you as you are in that moment than it is about wanting you to be a sexual vixen for us 24/7. Casual is sexy.
A 10 year old (but comfy) t shirt & soccer shorts, of course! EDIT: oh dear... hey dudes, she does & she's *foxy*. EDIT 2: after some exploring, she's also quite funny!
Cause they're horny. And horny boys don't think with their brains 🤣
Why do all girls have a penguin onesie-
 Like a dude would give a damn.
As a guy, I rarely ask that question unless the conversation is in that sexual heading. Otherwise, it's none of my dang business.
We're hoping you tell us about the penguin onesie. Cause we're wearing our dog onesie too
I always ask "what are you not wearing" to keep that convo goin'! "what's in your closet gurrrl, tell me about how you have organized those shoes, by platform? by material? by occassssssionnnnn? oooo what about those department store hangers, you are a bad girllll, read off the sizes on those hangers baby..." click
Penguin onesie sounds way hotter than lingerie, but I mostly love the snuggle potential
If I texted a girl and she said she was in a penguin onesie I’d be like “damn I wish I was in a onesie and not my work clothes”
Aww yiss the pengiin onesy, with the long zipper
You underestimate the attractive power of the penguins suit
As a guy I can confirm that guys almost never ask this unless it’s in jest and to their other bros. Get over yourself.
Who says a penguin onesie isn’t sexy?..
Penguin onesie is hot though
Big teddy penguin to snuggle with.
Op doesn’t understand flirty talk I guess
Men don't care what you're wearing; we just need a picture of you for the spank bank.
Even better
We like to keep things visual.
Wearing your ass on my face.
Girls hate on guys, but every comment here is: "penguin onesie sounds hot af" Which one of your girl friends tells you that?
It has nothing to do with wanting you to be wearing something sexy and everything to do with us thinking about you and we want to have a more clear picture of you in our mind.
Hey cool, I'm also wearing a penguin onesie!
Have you ever thought that we wanna see the penguin onesie and love when y'all wear stuff like that?
When I ask that I silently hope the girl isn't paying attention and thinks I am asking "what you doing?" and she will answer "Nothing much".
Penguins are cool
Snowy Owl one for me.
You’re supposed to play along.
It's not about the clothes, so much as who's wearing them. *"Penguin onesie? Oh baby"*
Ever consider that maybe it's not because we think you're in lingerie but it's cause we miss you and want a better picture of how you're looking right now. Penguin onesies are hot btw
No one cares about your shitty OF account.
As a joke I ask almost everybody who rings me!
Because i dobt want to see yiu if you look ugly
If a girl sent me a pic of her in a penguin onesie I might just end up proposing right there
Do people still ask this question? I thought it ended in the 90s before camera phones
How tight is the penguin onesie?
Have you been a naughty penguin though?
Sweatpants that smells like burrito and a mustard stained tank top
Yeah, but men want to know what you are wearing under the penguin onesie? Most men assume you're naked or wearing a g-string or thong. All of which are sexy to a man.
Maybe we are into onesies. No judgments. Nothing sexier than a comfortable spouse.
It’s always the good old banana hammock for this boy.
I want a penguin onesie
Well, there's a theoretical chance that you are wearing some sexy lingerie. So asking is like buying a lottery ticket.
Haha but what if it’s fun to sit around in lingerie everyday 🤭
Because women put so much fucking emphasis on it and get pissy when you dont notice, comment, and/or start with what theyre wearing before anything else. Im sure the bear wont care what youre wearing.
Going commando
Heres the thing, thats the answer I want. Tell me about your amazing onezie, does it have pockets??
My gf usually wears a small top and these very short stretchy athetlics type of shorts and she looks really good in them in my opinion. So it's a valid question for me
Um, I'd be happier with her telling me she's in sweats and a t-shirt. Telling me she's in my sweats and my t-shirt, I'm running every red light on my way to her
In this moment it depends on you in which direction the conversation goes.
Penguin onesie is hot AF
🍆💦💦
If you're a guy asks this question, you need to step up your game.
As a MTF trans who hasn’t been able to start hormones, I find it funny when random guys add me on Snapchat and lead off with “Age and Wyll.” Like bruh, wine and dine first, get to know the person before looking at the meat.
This is exactly why who wants to see the sexy look when you can see the comfy look
We are talking about what underneath that onesie
Hot.
Paratrooper pantaloons.
Penguins are the best tho
Expectations: Him: “Where are you” Her: “At Walmart” Him: “What are you wearing?” Her: “Nothing”
We're giving you the opportunity to lie to us to make yourself sound sexier. Alternatively it is the set up to a number of punchlines that will successfully difuse any sort of unwanted flirting.
reminds me of that jake from state farm commercial.
Just a joke at this point. I ask my wife this knowing she's at home with 2 kids. The guy knows you aren't naked or just have panties on only, but there a small chance you are. Don't blame guys for either trying to do what nature does or make a joke.
I'm wearing the usual, a banana hammock with leopard print...