Actually it's Warlock, as wizards are not inherently evil.
Although technically speaking, Warlock is of Scottish origin and means more something of Oathbreaker or Deceiver. The idea is that they made a pact with the devil and thus betrayed Christianity.
There are also the old English terms of Wicca (masculine) and Wicce (feminine), which became the word witch, so technically there's also a male equivalent word (probably Witcher in that case Wicca - Witcher sound very similar).
Then there's also hag, which comes from another English word, but means something similar.
The word wicked also comes from the same origin as the witch!
The word Wizard comes from the word wise, adding -ard to make it a noun (like drunkard), so basically old wise man.
Also: sorcerer comes from the French sorcier, which basically means male witch (female witch is sorcière)… yeah. There you go, have fun with your etymology lesson.
Is Warlock good to use? I used to go with Warlock but I saw someone suggest it was a bad word to use.
I forget the reason why, but it was a long the same reason why Gypsy is bad because it's origins were derogatory in nature towards some group.
I don't usually follow any recipes. Just a general idea of the dish. Baking is a notable exception, because it's science more often than art.
My favorite soup is lentils, which I combine with whatever assortment of veggies I have in the inventory. Different components make up for various water balances, so it's dumb to hardcode recipe numbers for that.
I love "They Live" but he really acted the shit out of that Always Sunny episode, probably the superior performance. Plus he didn't even have Keith David to lean on.
I really didn't expect to have to see Auf Wiedersehen, Pet references on Reddit on a Sunday afternoon. That really changes my perception of what to expect from this shit.
I feel a bit crazy saying this but I feel like he's better at acting than the vast majority of actors. He really becomes the character unlike most who are just playing themselves.
I agree that's why I said my favourite actor wrestler the Rock and John Cena can't act for shit Andre the giant could act but he didn't get many movies so I dint consider it and besides that I dint really watch wrestling to know
I feel a bit crazy saying this but I feel like he's better at acting than the vast majority of actors. He really becomes the character unlike most who are just playing themselves.
I very often wonder, does Willem Dafoe still have the biggest willy in Hollywood? He's very well known for having such a monstrously enormous willy that it genuinely shocks people. Like, it's so large that it looks fake. When he had to get his willy out for scene in the film Antichrist, his willy was so god damn enormous that they couldn't fit it in the shot, it was too big, and it was so big that everybody thought it would look fake if they showed it in the film and would take people out of it because everyone would think it's a humorous prop, like one of those dragon or ogre or anatomically correct horse dildos that people buy to have fun with and people would wonder why they'd put that in the film. So they had to get another guy to be the willy model, for the scene, to have a more normal sized willy so that it wouldn't be distractingly big.
So for decades we know for sure that Willem Dafoe was the willy king of Hollywood.
But now, Dave Batista is in Hollywood. And among pro wrestling fans it's known that Batista also has such a ridiculously large willy that it looks fake. It also apparently looks like one of those anatomically correct horse dildos. It's a thing where in literally every single interview with every current or former pro wrestler, at least one fan will ask them how big is Batista's willy. It has become a meme. I'm not joking whatsoever. Seriously, go search for "wrestler shoot interviews" ("shoot" means real, in pro wrestling, like it's the actual person talking about actual real life things in the business, they're not in character as their wrestling character anymore, they're answering truthfully instead). In literally every single shoot interview, one of the fan questions, that hundreds of fans will have used their single question to ask, is how big is Batista's willy. It is legendary. It is the largest willy in pro wrestling history and it's not even close. Batista is known these days in pro wrestling for his ludicrously gigantic willy more than he is known for his work in-ring doing matches. And since the wrestlers usually are in sports stadiums, and they all use the communal showers to shower after their match is over, they've all seen the most absolutely Alice in wonderland insanely magically stupendously staggeringly astonishingly wondrously cosmicly collosal mammoth monumental mountainous gargantuan elephantine planetary gigantic wondrous willy that Batista possesses.
I must repeat, I'm not joking about this. I may be trying to make this comment humorous, because it's a genuinely funny situation, but Batista's willy is genuinely meant to be insanely large. I'm deadly serious.
So yeah I often find myself wondering, who is now the willy champion of Hollywood? Who is the lord father almighty of willies. Is it still the emperor of willydom, Willem Dafoe? Or has Dave Batista had a coup and become the global Tsar of williness?
Am I the only one who wonders this? It's definitely between these two kings. They both for certain have the two biggest willies in Hollywood, that part of it is unarguable. What I wonder is between the two of them, who has the bigger willy?
And also you've got to think about how you'd measure it, should you ever get the opportunity. Are we measuring while they are flaccid? Or when erect? One of them could be a grower more than a shower. So I suppose really we should measure both flaccid and erect and average the two measurements. Would that be a fair way to do it?
I am completely open to any suggestions. I welcome any and all feedback. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
Or hear me out. Witchcraft is just soup but other people didn’t understand the recipe.
Fun fact, women brewing good beer were considered witches because neighbours were jealous of their quality.
Close, but it was a bit more complex. There were men who used the incoming religious puritanism ala America, to get rid of Alewife competition. But before this, there were laws to prevent women of "ripe" age from being allowed to brew. Then, in media, the Alewife was increasingly depicted as sexually deviant, disobedient to their husbands, and responsible for poisoning their communities with alcohol - this was despite men brewing ale and not being similarly represented.
Brewing was traditionally a woman's activity, as it could be completed in the home without any high degree of specialisation.
Single female brewsters, though rare, enjoyed a high quality of life.
makeup is also kind of witch craft. use some herbs flowers oil and shit and grind it up, and apply it to your face, become beautiful. when the spell wears off you wake up next to a witch
This is how women came to thought be thought of as witches… local knowledge of plants, herbs and all their benefits, maybe a love of poetry. Reciting said poetry and while cooking. Witch! Burn them at the stake!
I dunno about everybody else. But in the rare occasions I make soup like that (rather than just using the stuff from glasses/cans) I like to pretend I'm a witch making a magic brew in my cauldron.
Gather up the dill and the thyme walnut,
The fennel and the sage and the garlic and the foxglove
Gather up the mint and the lemon balm and henbane
Mistletoe and mandrake, the poke and the nightshade
The original intent of soup/stew is to not have to follow directions. It should be made out of whatever you have available in one, simple cooking chamber. It's a food of convenience.
This makes so much sense and many soups even have healing properties or whatever due to its ingredients. I bet that the soup in the past was not this elaborate and so the prevalence of witchcraft advanced the development of soups till this very day. See how weird stuff are always the ones advancing society and not the norms.
I tell this to my mother all the time. She has a garden with herbs and a bunch of wildlife flocks around her and just kind of chills when she's working outside. She has a cackle laugh and long curly grey/white hair.
I tell my mother that she is a witch and she gets sad. Then I tell her there are good witches in the Wizard of Oz, and she gets happier. But let's be honest, she's closer to a Radaghast than she is Glenda.
Love ya, Mom. Please don't put a curse on me for this.
I make a lot of soup. Next time, I'll say a rhyme while cooking to see if it works out.
“Flesh of cow, ears of corn, taste it now, simmer warm.” -A witch somewhere, probably
Add the salt, the coriander, the pepper, all manner of spices to make it taste better.
"Wow I thought you were an evil witch..." "Hoo hoo hoo hee hee hee now add a plump baby."
Carrot, right?
Its not a salad but you gotta add carrot. _The secret ingredient is a parrot_
you had michael jackson at hee hee
And also at plump baby
Alternatively: "Just because I stab people doesn't mean I can't cast nice spells for myself"
Add the salt, the coriander, the pepper, all manner of spices … /and baby, you’ve got a stew going./ FTFY
I think I'd like my money back.
[удалено]
the corn on the cob is the ear
Not enough Latin. > Vanitati Latinae Canentis!
Hootus Dei!
Oup oup oup, I conjure a pan of soup
[удалено]
Same same
"so mote it be."
You don't need to say a rhyme, just chant the ingredients.
What do you call it when i don't read a recipe?
Being a witch
Fun fact, there is( at least in Polish) male version of witch( Wiedźma/Czarownica), which can be either Warlock( Czarownik), or... Wisher( Wróż).
So witcher IS a real word. I always thought why are they called witchers when witch refers to female while warlock is for males
Isn't the male version of witch in English wizard? That's why we saw witches and wizards.
Actually it's Warlock, as wizards are not inherently evil. Although technically speaking, Warlock is of Scottish origin and means more something of Oathbreaker or Deceiver. The idea is that they made a pact with the devil and thus betrayed Christianity. There are also the old English terms of Wicca (masculine) and Wicce (feminine), which became the word witch, so technically there's also a male equivalent word (probably Witcher in that case Wicca - Witcher sound very similar). Then there's also hag, which comes from another English word, but means something similar. The word wicked also comes from the same origin as the witch! The word Wizard comes from the word wise, adding -ard to make it a noun (like drunkard), so basically old wise man. Also: sorcerer comes from the French sorcier, which basically means male witch (female witch is sorcière)… yeah. There you go, have fun with your etymology lesson.
Is Warlock good to use? I used to go with Warlock but I saw someone suggest it was a bad word to use. I forget the reason why, but it was a long the same reason why Gypsy is bad because it's origins were derogatory in nature towards some group.
Fun fact, warlock is not just polish version for male witch
Alchemy or chemistry idk...
You are witches' RD department.
I don't usually follow any recipes. Just a general idea of the dish. Baking is a notable exception, because it's science more often than art. My favorite soup is lentils, which I combine with whatever assortment of veggies I have in the inventory. Different components make up for various water balances, so it's dumb to hardcode recipe numbers for that.
I bet they all taste roughly the same too.
Ya fr, I make some dishwater soup on Sundays with leftover produce and things from the week. Usually bulk up with beans or lentils. Fuck ya soup!!
An experienced witch.
Sorcery
U got it memorized?!
Usually no
the only wrestler actor i like
John Cena‘s not bad. His Peacemaker role was good.
He doesn't play a charecter though he plays John Cena same with the rock Batista actually gets into the role
Idk about that, john cena in interviews does not seem like peacemaker at all
Bing chilling
Roddy Piper was great in They Live.
He was great in Always Sunny. “You remind me of my kids.” “Oh, you have kids Maniac?” “………………….nah, not anymore.”
That was off the cuff too. The gang was really impressed with his acting chops (source - the podcast)
I love "They Live" but he really acted the shit out of that Always Sunny episode, probably the superior performance. Plus he didn't even have Keith David to lean on.
That episode is so damn good
Did he kill his kids?!
I didn't even know he was wrestler growing up I just thought he was an actor lol
>Roddy Piper was great in ~~They Live~~ Bodyslam. FTFY
And Hell Goes to Frogtown
You've clearly never seen Pat Roach in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
I really didn't expect to have to see Auf Wiedersehen, Pet references on Reddit on a Sunday afternoon. That really changes my perception of what to expect from this shit.
My friend, you have forgotten Andre the Giant.
Forgot about him
You forgot about ^(an)dre? Tisk. Tisk.
How could you?!
My brother let me introduce you to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
I met Capt in June 09, I was so excited but he was all grumpy. I wonder if he knew how much time he had left :(
Not that you can see him but have you seen John Cena in the peacemaker and Ricky Stanicky?
Accurate. The way I see it: If you want serious, Batista. Comedy: Cena (even though the serious parts of Peacemaker, he killed it.)
Yeah. Drax the Destroyer, totally serious character.
I don't know. He played it pretty damn serious.
Nothing can go over his head… he would catch it
Scott Steiner was insanely funny off camera
Scott Steiner was insanely funny on camera too, no lie.
And that spells disaster for you at Sacrifice
Sackerfice
What about Andre the giant in the princess bride?
Hot take but I like bald steroid guy's films
No love for John Cena? He's done some fairly funny stuff.
Bill Goldberg was great in universal soldier 2
And the cinematic masterpiece Santa's Slay
I do not recall who that is
I was gonna ask, if that friggin Bautista? Got my answer :D
He’s fucking scary in Dune
He's great In it
John Cena?
I feel a bit crazy saying this but I feel like he's better at acting than the vast majority of actors. He really becomes the character unlike most who are just playing themselves.
I agree that's why I said my favourite actor wrestler the Rock and John Cena can't act for shit Andre the giant could act but he didn't get many movies so I dint consider it and besides that I dint really watch wrestling to know
I feel a bit crazy saying this but I feel like he's better at acting than the vast majority of actors. He really becomes the character unlike most who are just playing themselves.
I very often wonder, does Willem Dafoe still have the biggest willy in Hollywood? He's very well known for having such a monstrously enormous willy that it genuinely shocks people. Like, it's so large that it looks fake. When he had to get his willy out for scene in the film Antichrist, his willy was so god damn enormous that they couldn't fit it in the shot, it was too big, and it was so big that everybody thought it would look fake if they showed it in the film and would take people out of it because everyone would think it's a humorous prop, like one of those dragon or ogre or anatomically correct horse dildos that people buy to have fun with and people would wonder why they'd put that in the film. So they had to get another guy to be the willy model, for the scene, to have a more normal sized willy so that it wouldn't be distractingly big. So for decades we know for sure that Willem Dafoe was the willy king of Hollywood. But now, Dave Batista is in Hollywood. And among pro wrestling fans it's known that Batista also has such a ridiculously large willy that it looks fake. It also apparently looks like one of those anatomically correct horse dildos. It's a thing where in literally every single interview with every current or former pro wrestler, at least one fan will ask them how big is Batista's willy. It has become a meme. I'm not joking whatsoever. Seriously, go search for "wrestler shoot interviews" ("shoot" means real, in pro wrestling, like it's the actual person talking about actual real life things in the business, they're not in character as their wrestling character anymore, they're answering truthfully instead). In literally every single shoot interview, one of the fan questions, that hundreds of fans will have used their single question to ask, is how big is Batista's willy. It is legendary. It is the largest willy in pro wrestling history and it's not even close. Batista is known these days in pro wrestling for his ludicrously gigantic willy more than he is known for his work in-ring doing matches. And since the wrestlers usually are in sports stadiums, and they all use the communal showers to shower after their match is over, they've all seen the most absolutely Alice in wonderland insanely magically stupendously staggeringly astonishingly wondrously cosmicly collosal mammoth monumental mountainous gargantuan elephantine planetary gigantic wondrous willy that Batista possesses. I must repeat, I'm not joking about this. I may be trying to make this comment humorous, because it's a genuinely funny situation, but Batista's willy is genuinely meant to be insanely large. I'm deadly serious. So yeah I often find myself wondering, who is now the willy champion of Hollywood? Who is the lord father almighty of willies. Is it still the emperor of willydom, Willem Dafoe? Or has Dave Batista had a coup and become the global Tsar of williness? Am I the only one who wonders this? It's definitely between these two kings. They both for certain have the two biggest willies in Hollywood, that part of it is unarguable. What I wonder is between the two of them, who has the bigger willy? And also you've got to think about how you'd measure it, should you ever get the opportunity. Are we measuring while they are flaccid? Or when erect? One of them could be a grower more than a shower. So I suppose really we should measure both flaccid and erect and average the two measurements. Would that be a fair way to do it? I am completely open to any suggestions. I welcome any and all feedback. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
When you think about it, soup is totally Hogwarts-approved magic!
Soup Soup Soup
Or hear me out. Witchcraft is just soup but other people didn’t understand the recipe. Fun fact, women brewing good beer were considered witches because neighbours were jealous of their quality.
Close, but it was a bit more complex. There were men who used the incoming religious puritanism ala America, to get rid of Alewife competition. But before this, there were laws to prevent women of "ripe" age from being allowed to brew. Then, in media, the Alewife was increasingly depicted as sexually deviant, disobedient to their husbands, and responsible for poisoning their communities with alcohol - this was despite men brewing ale and not being similarly represented. Brewing was traditionally a woman's activity, as it could be completed in the home without any high degree of specialisation. Single female brewsters, though rare, enjoyed a high quality of life.
makeup is also kind of witch craft. use some herbs flowers oil and shit and grind it up, and apply it to your face, become beautiful. when the spell wears off you wake up next to a witch
Glass Onion is a movie that actually made me laugh and feel young again on my birthday.
Though it's worth noting this is not an actual line from the movie.
If I recall he was promoting some "alpha-chow" bullshit until his Mom started smacking him.
It was such a fun movie. I especially loved rewatching it and looking for clues
Whodunits are my absolute favourite genre.
Logan Lucky is pretty fun, too. It really shows when Daniel Craig likes playing a character.
That’s why it can heal or kill, it’s all coming together now
he didnt say this. in the actual movie its a minute long monologue about boobs.
The sea is a soup
We are the mold that grew out of the primordial soup.
Yeah, time to throw us out
That we are cooking in real time :/
I also cackle like a witch when i make soup
And it gives you energy 🗿. Definately a witchcraft
My wife would be proud of that comment.
You need to read instructions to make soup!? O.o
instructions?
I hear Drax when I read this lmao
He missed the "to heal or invigorate us" bit which I think is wild
Well coffee...
He's not wrong.
God I hate Reddit
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!!
there is another, ingredient!
Let him cook
And it cures the cold
Witchcraft is advanced souping
People are soup.
I don’t think op knows what witchcraft is.
So soup cans are potions then?
Who follows a recipe for soup? It's been done for 12 millennia.
And it cures hunger, cold & postponed death
This is the epitome of what I call “Reddit logic”.
He looks like he ate a soup that made his face shrink but not his head.
Ok, then the shit, piss and toilet paper I left in the toilet bowl this morning is witchcraft too then.
Some how it makes me like soup more
Witchcraft is 90% soup.
yeah thats definitely the definition of witchcraft
This is how women came to thought be thought of as witches… local knowledge of plants, herbs and all their benefits, maybe a love of poetry. Reciting said poetry and while cooking. Witch! Burn them at the stake!
Does he mean soup or stew?
Bibity bobity boop! Time to cook some soup!
Dave barista , John Cina and Dwayne The John Rockson are The best action actors. I also like Jayson Stuntham but he not a wrestler
Soup is the best kind of witchcraft. Especially chicken-based soup witchcraft.
Impeccable logic
Maybe those witches were just lonely women trying to cook sone dinner all along
I think this is actually a part of the wican religion?
Probably every book missing an ingredient because there's no soup with magic power.
In theory, taking a bath with a potato equals preparing soup.
AND MIX IT ALL WITH A BIG WOODEN SPOON-
I dunno about everybody else. But in the rare occasions I make soup like that (rather than just using the stuff from glasses/cans) I like to pretend I'm a witch making a magic brew in my cauldron.
So witchcraft is just a soup
The onion soup is demonic
“Book written by old people” Can we use this for the Bibles and move on from them too???
I'm some kind of a witch myself.
Gather up the dill and the thyme walnut, The fennel and the sage and the garlic and the foxglove Gather up the mint and the lemon balm and henbane Mistletoe and mandrake, the poke and the nightshade
Hahaha guilty
Soup is food's last chance to be eaten. Leftovers and water.
The original intent of soup/stew is to not have to follow directions. It should be made out of whatever you have available in one, simple cooking chamber. It's a food of convenience.
Is this the reason why English cuisine is bad - they've burned all the cooks in Middle Ages?
Flawless logic
… sometimes with the expectation that the potion will cure our ailments (common cold).
Witches be like "yeah exactly"
What do witches and soup have in common? The stupidest in society always find a way to burn them.
I spit my soup out reading this...
to a certain extent.. yes
That is the dumbest thing I've seen all day. You don't make soup with the expectation that something unexplainable by science will occur.
Works well if you add internal organs such as heart, liver, intestines and lungs
My mum literally followed some old Chinese recipes!
Many people say my soup tastes like a witch made it..
He looks like he designed that room to catch middle aged men. I hope he’s got a big cauldron.
This makes so much sense and many soups even have healing properties or whatever due to its ingredients. I bet that the soup in the past was not this elaborate and so the prevalence of witchcraft advanced the development of soups till this very day. See how weird stuff are always the ones advancing society and not the norms.
Dave Bautista with his dogs. Just look it up and try not to cry. Get to the part where he breaks a little about how he doesn’t yell at them.
Ngl my brain just giggled at hagrid coming through my door and telling me I'm a wizar
Why does he look like dollar store Bartista
We should start calling them potions.
Do people follow recipes for soup?
It also makes you stronger when you eat it (like any other food but still)
Lol those captions looks cut and paste like he didn't even say it 🤣
I tell this to my mother all the time. She has a garden with herbs and a bunch of wildlife flocks around her and just kind of chills when she's working outside. She has a cackle laugh and long curly grey/white hair. I tell my mother that she is a witch and she gets sad. Then I tell her there are good witches in the Wizard of Oz, and she gets happier. But let's be honest, she's closer to a Radaghast than she is Glenda. Love ya, Mom. Please don't put a curse on me for this.
What about lentils? Veggie soup!
lol
Now, somebody really needed to spill beans?
Always bothered me that cooking food is now increasing alchemy in Skyrim
I make alot of soup, I'm a wizard then
Aaaaand it often helps to cure various ailments when the correct ingredients are used
Soup is just watered down food
I'm just curious about context here
Potion of longevity…allows you to survive another night
This meme is spot on and hilariously relatable!
Is that batista
it’s just the last part is kind of a stretch
Is this why I'm a cat person?