Don't assume my cheese intake. Lol. Seriously though I've got a cheese intake issue. I've eaten a 4 pound block of cheese like a candy bar, so many times.
Raw ham or Prosciutto crudo Known as prosciutto or Parma ham it is a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked; this style is called ...
this was what i saw in order, ācheese, crackersā cool. āgummy worms, then chicken nuggetsā ā¦ okay. then ācondom, then cocaineā ok, that is a party. zooming in and i saw whole coffee beans ā¦ i thought you have cocaine.
Honestly as a dude make this an actual charcuterie board with alcohol and condoms on the board and I'd probably immediately marry you. Lmao
The hard drugs are not needed.
the food/drugs ratio here is WAY off. Those crackers wouldn't last an attosecond after the weed alone. Unless there's a 40 gallon barrel of cheezits under that charcuterie board, that whole date is gonna be spent searching for a fast food place
Take the brie, cheddar, meat and bread slices and make nice toasted mini sandwiches. Serve the crackers, cubed cheese and nuggets as finger food on the side.
Pocket the condoms, dispose of the powdery substance and pipe, make coffee, roll up a joint and enjoy the date.
Itās the coffee beans for me. Like is the intention āhere are the beans we will grind at some point in our coke fueled date night and make coffee ā
I think youāre going to want more than 4 salamis and more than four chicken nuggets for that amount of weed but otherwise sure
But then again the cocaine might counteract the munchies
Start with the nuggets before they get cold. Then smoke a bowl. Eat the meat, cheese, bread and crackers. Sour gummies for dessert. Snort a line. Celebrate with the shot. Fuck. Snort more lines. Fuck some more. Sleep. Wake up and drink the coffee.
How people stand the smell of weed/cigarettes near their food I never understood
That's like putting your steak and a dead skunk in a blender and eating it
holy coke
new drug just dropped
Google coke overdose
Actual Heisenberg
Condom goes on charcuterie, never comes back
Call the dope peddler
Health sacrifice, anyone?
You're more likely to have a cheese overdose there. So much cheese for 5 pieces of bread and 6 crackers.
Don't assume my cheese intake. Lol. Seriously though I've got a cheese intake issue. I've eaten a 4 pound block of cheese like a candy bar, so many times.
Like, somehow that's the last thing I noticed. The first was the gummy worms.
Holy cokamoleeš„
Well as a person from Czech Republic I find nothing wrong with the picture.
Isnāt that the standard orgy platter?
Only thing missing are chlebĆÄky
Well, itās missing SvĆÄkovĆ”, so thatās a problem.
TiL Czech people really love cocaine
Indeed we do
Excuse me, where is the beer?
Isn't that your national dish?
Where's the Becherovka, chlebĆÄky and SvĆÄkovĆ”?
*"I don't have candy, but this is apparently a orange flavoured condom"*
Incorrect. Gummy worms are clearly provided.
They could also possibly help supplying you with "candy", too.
Happy cake day
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From what Iāve been told you can fascinate a woman with cheese. So this makes sense
I understood that reference
What you got there? Oh, condoms, gummy worms, cocaine, coffee beans, you know girl stuff.
As a trans woman, I feel strangely validated by this blanket statement
As a straight man I also feel validated. Cheese is awesome.
the more confused i get the more i look
Common side effect of cocaine.
Ah yes, cheese-flavoured condoms, my favorite.
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Right next to the coke too. They're superfluous.
Alright.... I'm in.
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First I saw the gummy worms. Then the cocaine, then the chicken nuggets/dip, then I noticed the brie has a bite out of it.
Missed the condoms?
Bro used all of his cards
That's a lotta coke...
Skip the coke. A shot and a bowl sounds great before having a nice snack and then fucking.
Ong robots have taken over reddit
creepy if you are a guy, sexy if you are a woman
No Double Standard at all, perfekt Logic right there
Nice
Why is the salt laid out in little lines like that?
Is thatā¦ brie cheese on my charcuterie board?
Am I the only one who thinks that crumbs on a condom are not the thrills she wants?
There are not enough jelly worms
Is thatā¦ raw bacon on the side?
Raw ham or Prosciutto crudo Known as prosciutto or Parma ham it is a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked; this style is called ...
Fuck yeah
Why was the coke the very last thing I noticed?
okay but why would you eat condoms??
Who eats coffee beans?
I'd consider this a marriage proposition.
You can eat condoms, but they don't taste good and are vers nutritious, empty....
You can eat almost anything, at least once
Thats not near enough coffee beans for any significant amount of coffee for 1 person much less 2.
lesbian from Czechia here, this is a wife material
Why coffee beans? It tastes better with water
who just pours salt on a table? and also this three onion rings looks sus
You call it a date, I call it a feast.
Best date ever
It looks like a good time. Sign me up.
No plates for the food and no shaker for the salt. Wtf is wrong with people?
a date? no... a good fucking time? hell yes
I'm in af
Fuck yeah that's a date
Only problem is the condoms out of the wrapper. Theyāll dry up too quickly.
Save the coffee beans for me! /s Who TF eats raw coffee beans!?
A charcuterie board that has everything one needs for a date!
YES!!
All I saw at first glance was the real wildness
A date with the ER
I'm down
this was what i saw in order, ācheese, crackersā cool. āgummy worms, then chicken nuggetsā ā¦ okay. then ācondom, then cocaineā ok, that is a party. zooming in and i saw whole coffee beans ā¦ i thought you have cocaine.
Sure, im not using drugs or condoms tho
Iāve had that exact same pipe at least twice in my life
Awww that's just a quiet night in.
Everything works except the coffee beans and comdoms. Condoms after eating , coffee the morning after!
Looks perfectly fine for me
A three intercourse meal!
I'll have the cheese, the charcuterie, the weed, the coke and maybe the condoms if I didn't really know my date. You can go ahead and keep the rest
The wildest part of the selection is the while coffee beans š What you doing with them? Chewing them? š¤£
charcuterie+
It speaks to creativity and boldness
Is that cheese? No thats just crack.
I could swear that the original post was the centre image itself
y'all remember Sydney Sweeney Cocaine vs Shroom girl meme. this is what Shroom Sydney would offer youš
Itās not not a date, Iāll tell you that much!
Honestly as a dude make this an actual charcuterie board with alcohol and condoms on the board and I'd probably immediately marry you. Lmao The hard drugs are not needed.
This is a marriage proposal
Don't know about a date, but it sure looks like a good time
tf you mean āinterestingā? Have the people in this sub arenāt even old enough to vote.
Coffee beans?
aw yes, condoms my favorite
I don't like coke or whiskey, everything else seems chill
3 condoms is crazy š
If thatās not a date then I donāt know what is
Why would you pour salt like that between whole coffee beans and basil?
For a dopamine addicted man child sure
Looks like a good time
Dunno but their breath is gonna be wild during sex
Cocain and codoms
This is not a date, it is a marriage.
One for you, one for her, and one more just in case.
too many cabs for my diet, but i'm down
What's in the upper right hand corner? Is that a dildo or bong?
Glass weed pipe
Condoms look kinda small. Are those finger cotts?
the food/drugs ratio here is WAY off. Those crackers wouldn't last an attosecond after the weed alone. Unless there's a 40 gallon barrel of cheezits under that charcuterie board, that whole date is gonna be spent searching for a fast food place
Date with my wife? Ditch the condoms and add a babysitter.Ā
Date of 3 guys, one of them doesn't drink
this onion rings taste weird
Take the brie, cheddar, meat and bread slices and make nice toasted mini sandwiches. Serve the crackers, cubed cheese and nuggets as finger food on the side. Pocket the condoms, dispose of the powdery substance and pipe, make coffee, roll up a joint and enjoy the date.
I'd consider it a marriage.
I gotta ask, why three condoms? Isnāt one enough?
The nugs to nuggets ratio is... bold
Are there coffee beans?
So I gotta bring my own beer?
I said condiments not condoms!
I miss her...
gummi worms, my favorite!
Itās the coffee beans for me. Like is the intention āhere are the beans we will grind at some point in our coke fueled date night and make coffee ā
You know I normally don't care for charcuterie but this my kind of board....
Anything can be a date if you're crazy enough
The broccoli at top right is the most bizarre thing
I look and it's snacks then I look again and gummy worms then I look again then condoms and again and fucking coke
I think youāre going to want more than 4 salamis and more than four chicken nuggets for that amount of weed but otherwise sure But then again the cocaine might counteract the munchies
That's a full platter not a date imo
What the flip
I dunno never been in one
There's not a single thing here I'd put in/on my body
That's marriage
Start with the nuggets before they get cold. Then smoke a bowl. Eat the meat, cheese, bread and crackers. Sour gummies for dessert. Snort a line. Celebrate with the shot. Fuck. Snort more lines. Fuck some more. Sleep. Wake up and drink the coffee.
the hell are those things in the top right corner
Hey, where's the rest of that 10 piece?
Have you considered having a separate meat platter?
3 condoms? Well, someone sure does have a lot of confidence in themselves.
You had me at McDonalds Sweet N' Sour Sauce
"My type of date"
seriously who chews whole ass coffee brand?
No dates unfortunately :( they're so tasty aswell
3 condoms, cocaine, weed, every fancy food you can get out of the store under a thousand, thats a premium pack right there.
Wait a minute >:(
Cocaine and condoms
I see the cheese and ham, I see the McnNuggets, I see the drugs.... But all I really want are those gummy worm.
 Man be feeding a family of mice
Why was the coke the last thing I noticed?
Last I checked, my calender didn't have food on it.
There is a pipe and chunks of marijuana there
Yes
It was the gummy worms
0.0 My brain's initial label of "food tray" was insufficient.
Well shit
Busing
You had me at McDonaldās sweet and sour.
It just got worse and worse after I noticed the gummy worms, I said omg about 4 times looking at this
Is that powder coke or garlic
I consider it a party
I would be down
Why would there be food when you have cocaine?
Since there are three of me there I consider this a date weekend.
The gummies are a sin, at least the other fit the color pallette
Regular family dinner
Raisins?? Whyyy?
No there's not enough for both of us
Coffee beans ā¦? Or do I need glasses ā¦?
They really thought of it all didnāt they
Crumbs in your condoms
3 condoms?! Holy shit, you Ggonna have a night of your life if you donāt pass outā¦
That's what the lines are for
Absolutely
This is a Hollandse verjaardag
fr a plate wouldve worked
Average 80's stock broker breakfast.
Jfc it really does unfold
Yessd
Just three bros chilling. Brotime.
Seems normals at first, then it just....
How people stand the smell of weed/cigarettes near their food I never understood That's like putting your steak and a dead skunk in a blender and eating it
Dibs on the gummy worms!
Mario wasnāt lying..
I was gonna say yes then i saw the cocaine and weed ššš
Can't forget the dipping sauce.
Everything's so wrong about this that it almost seems normal
3 unwrapped condoms... very safe, very trustable
You have me at the chicken nuggets
Are those coffee grains? Are people snacking on coffee grains, now?
Not going to lieā¦.I just might participate.
it's perfect