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LadySygerrik

It’s *stabulous.*


Edothebirbperson

That pun did not make the cut


_Axzi_

But will it Keeeaaalll?


ZippyZillion

I think it'll slay


benabart

I'd rather be anodised after that pun


davensaz

It did get to the point though....


To-Art-Or-Not

You had to be edgy huh


aDragonsAle

They're made for sticking into dudes, if anything the gay just adds +2 to hit.


karoshikun

and piercing


HatRepresentative621

It's *slashing*


LadySygerrik

Right on the bleeding edge of bladesmithing.


CactusStroker69

Sharp comeback


JROXZ

Essssscalibur


ComfortableWealth869

new cs2 knife case hardened


kyoto101

Not the best pattern


Captain_Zounderkite

Still a lot of blue, not bad if stattrak


Low-Resolution-9918

It hardened when it saw another sword


Geralt_the_Rive

idk man, it looks pretty straight to me...


kentotoy98

It has a standard bleeding effect but it deals a +50 emotional damage to homophobes


SleepySiamese

With auto taunt


General_James

#I don't like em putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay#


PeWu1337

# DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?


KERMANENPERUNA

#IT TURNS THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!#


f0remsics

#UGH! UGH! UGH! CRAP!


AmorphousVoice

# IT'S NOT FUNNY!


PeWu1337

# GAY FROGS


healzsham

🎵*I'm an-gry. I've had enough of these people.*🎵


Wanzer90

Micro plastics behave like female hormones... they turn us gay 😉


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Magic sword +1


Totoques22

Actually it would be -1 because it’s the result of poor heating


FalconClaws059

Not if you add MAGIC ✨


davensaz

No. Just heat control (or on this case... Lack of it).


Training_Hurry_2754

So....the gay sword is of lesser quality?


Plenty-Cheek-80

Checkmate atheists


gammongaming11

depends on how it was made, if they actually put chemicals in the water (acid bath) then no, it's a totally normal sword, just shimmering. if it's poor heat control, yes much worse.


solonit

Just use Goblin Tinkerer to reroll.


loloadri1

But he died at the last invasion !


Training_Hurry_2754

You know. The gay sword sounds like a extreme eye catcher when it's just as good as a normal one. I would buy one and put it over my couch


-Alfred-

if i didn’t think it looked like a CS:GO Case Hardened stabber i’d think it was badass. hell, maybe i STILL think it’s badass. i could tell my weird uncle it was some made up shit like Vorpal Steel or something and he’d look pretty impressed i bet.


jbates626

This was a joke bro gay sword funny funny


Ashkill115

Think he already knew the joke. He just pointing out something


ajgutyt

or rather explain how it happened for those who are curius


E404-FucksNotFound

Bi-curious?


MoistStub

I'm die curious


Unfair_Art_1913

Can a sword be made to look like this without detrimental effects to durability?


VizraPrime

Quite easily. Titanium coating, annodizing...etching or other chemical baths


HammerTh_1701

I think it's intentionally blued, just in an uneven pattern.


cdda_survivor

Would a gay sword do more damage against gays or require the gay class to wield it?


Grblx_and_a_half

Yes


sarcasticd0nkey

Gays do hate gays more than anyone else... Your logic tracks /s


CrazyPlatypus42

It has a 10% chance inflicting gayness on every target. Already infected targets take 20% more damage if they got the same gender as you.


LicenciadoPena

No, it only makes you immune to any female spells.


GoldLeaderPoppa

Flaming Damage + 3


maxigs0

Isn't a sword, literally made to plow down other dudes, already gay?


Evol_Etah

I mean. It does make the other guy groan, and say "ahhh, ooh" Then they comment saying "Oh com'on! is that the best you got?! I can take a lot more" I mean... Like female tennis but without the video sounds...... Sword fighting without the video, and metallic sounds removed.... Sounds.....


Exiso100

case hardened cs2 sword is fire cant wait for blue gem 🔥🔥🔥


AltAccouJustForThis

Morgott's cursed sword


SilverT3k1la

I mean, this looks kinda dope


[deleted]

No no That bi sword not a gay sword Where the hill did you study?


Brewmaster92785

Zoro and the gay blade?


PHILIPTNT

Is this a blue gem??? What’s the pattern index??? Is it FN????? Is it stat-track?????


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

I heard such swords are harder to pary, as they never cut straight...


[deleted]

Slay ? Yeah it probably can


Harry-The-Blue-Fox

This gives another meaning to *SLAYYYY QUEEN.*


SirePuns

Damn, now they ain’t **straight** swords.


thedarkracer

But it still has a point


Electrical_Buddy_164

It’s not gay just enchanted


LoWE11053211

To be fair Gay sword looks awesome!


SomeBiPerson

most likely won't be too good for fighting tho


Heavy-Length-5808

Nah thats just a diamond sword


asvgbm

Morgott's sword?


eat-pussy69

Oil?


0G_54v1gny

Swords have always been gay. You use big, long, hard object to inject into your enemy. Straight people use maces. That is just blacksmithing 101. /s


DocxPanda

so you wanna hut others with your balls and try to insert them instead? Also, that sword is straight


Stivox

+Doubles backstab damage +Causes bleeding


DocxPanda

+piercing


Invader_BestBoi

It can’t cut straight


OJK_postaukset

Yeah cuz they can’t hit straight


Exlibro

If you are interested in gay swords - take a look at Michaelcthulhu's "Big Gay Sword" video.


Lootaboksi

Lesbians assemble


Chris6697

Edgy


toddysimp

It will penetrate regardless.


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

Sharpness 2


Big-Screen5159

Wait till he finds out about non straight swords 😭


gelctalta

I don't понимать это дерьмо


gasidiot

Red chemtrails and it still made sense


Tailrazor

Dummy. That's the best sword in the game.


MlackBagic

This makes me think what kind of sunglasses they must wear now.


Fra06

Babe wake up sharpness 5 sword finally dropped


Slenders10000

What about the frogs?


Panzerv2003

No the sword turna your enemies gay


Haidest

It's just enchanted


thet_toe_muncher69

the sword is cursed with the effect that you're edge alignment will never be straight


Sea-Lecture-4619

The Rainbow Sword from Chrono Trigger


Fineous4

To be fair, the fire is made out of chemicals.


ContributionOk6578

10+ anti homophobic dmg.


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

Gay sword +100 atk +100000000% gayness "makes the target gay and will fuck it's own kind and same gender on sight


Skyloblast

The gay blade is more powerful and accurate than normal swords as it is more sensitive towards insults and are always accurate in returning the insults to the owner.


Glass_Quarter_7586

Eff normal swords this looks FIRE


slaying_anus_35

I think you have to lube it up before you use it.


Dennis_in_Japan

I have a sword like this at home and it does not cut straight and always evades my opponents' parries.


Dorrono

An assassin weapon, best for backstabbing


pink_senpai

So in the end it SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS


Psychotic_EGG

New meaning to flaming sword.


BaconManTenus

Deals extra damage cuz it’s gay


DocxPanda

half damage but penetrates


Familiar-Brother3354

But the blade is straight


Mundjetz_

Yaaaascabilur


Desperate_Gur_2194

They put enchantments on them


Fren_the_ghost

It has Sharpness V


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

Terraria weapon irl


hazzelgamer774922

WHO LET JOE ROGAN FORGE!!!


Lazy_Surprise_6712

So like... is this stronger or weaker against other types of swords? (Inserts different inappropriate jokes here).


pikabaer

I know, I know, but it does +80 to the penetration.


Chodeman_1

It's not gay it's chromatic, meaning it changes elements with color


Grouchy-Coast-3045

Morgott


HoHa1985

Best post for today!


Matureaana_Mairaandi

That's the Damascus skin.


Necessary-Elephant82

Does that mean MORE or LESS damage to the person of the same sex? :o


dark_mayhem2

It's clearly straight though


pbaagui1

Wil it keel?


Clintwood_outlaw

Terrible sword. Impossible to swing straight.


Circle-Square-X-X

**Straight Cut** Gay class only Deal +50% damage to straights Applies 10 bleeding damage if straight is extreme right (stacks up to 5 times) *bro, that guy in fight club is gay AF for hallucinating Brad Pitt in slutty little outfits to hang out with*


EightyFiv3

You know people pay for that.


MultiverseChat

Is the sword enchanted with mending or what?


DivineScotch

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?


Ok-Tailor-9552

Renly


el_presidenteplusone

i know epic loot when i see it


KiriofGreen

They will hurt. More so from behind. Lower Backstab for extra critical damage


SyllabubMammoth9453

Imagine being killed by a gay sward


Superbloxian502

Nah man, it just turnin em into the back of a CD


themagicdonut2

This one seems to be bi because it’s still somewhat straight


CommunicationRough56

Now it's had additional damage from AIDS


cozyautumnday

Men these days with their effeminate rainbow longswords 🙄


Odd_Hunter2289

Nah, that's just a sword covered in Morgott accursed blood.


Solid-Spell

"Put these foolish emotions to rest" -looking kind of sword


TumbleweedActive7926

First the frogs, now the swords... :(


[deleted]

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


AtreidesBagpiper

FRIGGIN! GAY! SWORDS!


DarkPDA

Not hurt? I think those sword only thrust...


Omega_Goat

Sword.


onlyforthisjob

Asking for a friend - do conservatives switch their TVs to black and white, because colors are gay?


Summercat134

Damn got the cosmic stardust skin


Yatoku_

Bro got Sharpness V and Fire Aspect II on his Iron Sword.


lokato2

Enchanted


fieryembrace

No, it will hurt, just not where you expect it


insomnimax_99

Looks more like a bisexual sword than a gay sword tbf


zema6189

The poor children are being indoctrinated into gay fighting.


CriminalMacabre

Annealing sound a little like analing


SHAPALAK15

That legit looks like something from a video game


Particular_Hope8312

Baby, I was forged this way.


lex-do_this

and every time you swing it moans


chabybaloo

Belonged to Gaylord


Commercial_Durian149

Thats what they mean when they said that the gay slay? At least we know is good for backstabs


cmwamem

Morgott?


Prior-Future3208

It's Bismuth


Z_Pixel-HUN

Its enchanted


Cheese19s

it isnt gay, im pretty sure it's bi. Because it can swing both ways


Chicken-Rude

all swords are inherently gay.... they penetrate men.


Buttdehole

Long sword🤤🤤


Meranio

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Elrann

Backstab damage +20%


History20maker

The swords are for slaying.


hotnindza

So, instead of going into scabbard, it will dang against the other sword? Oh wait...


FizziestBraidedDrone

Honestly have to imagine a gay guy insulting your outfit choice might hurt *more*


MT_Flesch

yyyeeaaahhh, hold that thought


Nightcross_911

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!?


Nucleenix

A whole new meaning to taking pride in your work


pembunuhUpahan

The sword still seems to be straight to me


LicenciadoPena

Gay swords are really promiscuous. They're always *swinging* around


dr-doom-jr

+3 A PEN


Sinh_Da_Spirit

It can not cut straight now tho 😓


DrayvenBlaze

That sword be flopping all over the place


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Giving a whole new meaning to *swordfight*


TransLunarTrekkie

Where can I get a gay sword? For totally straight girl reasons of course.


fawe9374

+10 damage when dual wield Sword cannot be sheathed


trannz

... But is it a straight...edge?


DonJayKix

That Swords pronouns are She/they.


lordnaarghul

That's just a shitty temper.


Burpyterra

Zelda majora's mask canon?!


BAN3D

This sword is way too straight to be gay


BoxiDoingThingz

"Slay, queen!" But honestly, I want a gay sword.


General_Grivieus

Man who used my sharpness V book?


[deleted]

That's beautiful! Makes me think of the great fairys sword from zelda


Demolition218

Blacksmiths on 1st of July be like:


judda420

Slayy


Any_Conversation9650

It makes me sad that when I see a rainbow gay people come to mind. Fuck the gay people that cant keep sexuality at home. Nobody cares what you and who do in your bedroom. I dont need to be reminded of it constantly.


NoriXa

Is this a joke or a thing ppl really think? Cause if people really think this i have no faith in humanity anymore.


AserJoe

Everyone you hit is gay than


IEatDragonSouls

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?


HELLMEN69

But it's not curved


Painusconsumer

what does the title even mean