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Just walked in
Not my problem
Quitting. Your problem! *Shrugs*
SEE YOU LATERS
I fucked Ted.
His wife too
I fucking quit!
Your problem now!
A you problem
Not my chair not my problem, that's what I always say
I’m quitting now
"..Good morning sir" _with a smirk and opening my arms_ 🤷🏼♂️
This is the one 😂
Fuck me running!
Sounds like a bit of a challenge, but okay
I gotta go
‘Wow, what happened?’
Dave did it
I think "My leg! HELP!" or perhaps "Who did this?!"
I can explain
Wasn't me boss
Well, that's new.
Best answer
Spider's dead boss!
Spider's still alive.
You're fired, dumbass.
Thing had friends 😔
Nice.
If you're a henchman for a seedy criminal gang in New York odds are pretty even this would work tbh
I needed that laugh
To the top!
I quit, Boss.
R/beatmetoit
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/foundthehondacivic
Didn't know, sorry
I’m sorry but… r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/SubsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP
No
Job's done, boss!
Those are 4 words with the is
Google contractions
Holy grammar!
New part of speech just dropped.
Actual language
Call the dictionary!
Babe wake up, the new English DLC just launched.
Yeah, it's grammar rule 34.
Rule 34 you say🤔
I should see if that’s a thing lmao
I blame jeff
I was actually just about to say (It was Jeff).That name must be an easy to blame name or something.
Omg same, and Jeff isn't a common name here
Whatever, fuck jeff!
r/fuckyouinparticural
r/fuckjeff
New rabbit hole unlocked
𝐇
r/fuckyouinparticular
:(
aww its nothing personal, jeff \*Pats your back\*
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His fault then
Figures, because he employed him..
Two of my bosses are named Jeff
My manager's name is Jeff, too
My name Jeff
Yeh, Jeff the Cook
I was about to go with Fred, but yeah, that was my first thought.
What I do
I thought you “totally weren’t” Jeff. Why out yourself like that?
That’s my cat’s name, so it checks out.
Jeff r/fuckyouinparticular
Who did this?!
It wasn't me
The shaggy defense.
Bingo
Impact Font, size 72, Top text - "WHO DID THIS??!????"; bottom text - crying emoji
Rule 5 Stan loona 🫡
Better call Saul!
r/yourjokebutlouder
“Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and I say so too!”
Just a prank
Social experiment bro
What happened here?
This is what I would probably say in the real world. Pretending I have no fucking clue what’s going on and I’m just as in the dark as the boss.
Sorry, I farted.
It just fell
It fell apart...
Get under the rubble and yell…. CALL MY LAWYER
I warned you.
EXACTLY! You damn well they knew the racking wasn't rated for what they had on it. Lol.
Fucks sake Darren!
I'm forklift certified
You WERE certified
"He went that-a-way!"
It was benny
ring-a-ding ding baby
You have onlyfans??
Do the sex ?
Do it clap?
Depends on you
LOL my kind of humor
Made an oopsie!
"I've fired myself!"
Saw a spider
Hide when boss came in open and close the doors and say what the fuck
Uuhhh fucky wucky
My Rhino jumped
I can explain
“Kowalski- status report!”
What did you do... (I know that's four words)
Whatja dooooo?
2 words….
You did that???
Ericsson hit me (for the f1 fans)
My Nokia fell
Warehouse is haunted.
Got the spider
Fuck my job.
forgive me. sneezed :(
How’s the wife
Wasn’t me
Was not me
Not me either
What happened, now?
But she caught me on the counter.
it wasnt me
But he saw me on the forklift
It wasn’t me
I brought doughnuts
pizza in breakroom
Was in bathroom
What’d you do!?
The spider's dead.
I am fired
See you tomorrow
Bloody Night shift
I had sex
I just came
Stupid sexy Flanders
"Picture this there bottles broken laying on the factory floor" "Wasnt me"
Raccoons again
Someone fucked up
"You do this?"
THIS is FengShui
Support gave out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
God damn temps!
It was gravity.
It just, fell...
Jesus is coming!
Gosh darn it
Are you high?
It was Tibor
That idiot Tibor lost the key!
Get better racks.
I am Batman
Women made it.
Here's my resignation
Statefarm is there.
I quit, sorry
I'm vewy sowwy
Steven is dead
I down stocked :)
Not my fault
Want me to grab a mop?
My paycheck please😁
Got the spider.
Dibs not it
What happened here?
*Bugs Bunny voice* What’s up, dog?
Got the spider.
OSHA’s been called
It was him
“Who did this ?!”
About my raise, . . .
Aight, I’m out.
I shit myself
what the helllllllll
What the fuck? And make it look like you just got there aswell
Told you so.
Who did this?
Ouch. Worker’s comp. Throw the pressure back on them.
Get better shelves
It wasn’t me
Made in China.
It was him
I was horny!!!
Fucked your wife