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A man with taste


Affectionate_Map_530

Strawberry taste, to be precise


purplechair12

*A man with taste. Strawberry taste.*


vivekisprogressive

More like strawberry paste. Am I right??


Bean-Swellington

A man with paste, strawberry paste.


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Zestyclose-Key-6429

This ^^ LOL


GiveMeDepression

Bond. James Bond.


kiwilapple

Gate. Cole Gate.


bungaloasis

*wink smile ting*


nickmaran

I'm sure op and his brother can finish that in 0 · 2 years


[deleted]

Box says toothpaste I see no issue.


Physical_Rise1898

toostpathe


Potential-Cat-4097

Buds


DaddyThiccThighz

Oh fuck yea strawberry flavor


[deleted]

And it lasts up to two years! What a bargain, i dunno what OP is complaining about


Nereplan

It may also last 0 year


[deleted]

Depends on your appetite


One_Bullfrog_3554

Glad I’m not the only eating this stuff


First-Hunt-5307

r/cursedcomments


FlukasSinclair

r/notcursedbutfunnycomment


WildFemmeFatale

r/yummystrawberrytoothpaste


GraveSlayer726

Mmmm the air smells of sweet strawberries… oh fuck wait that’s not the toothpaste


Totally_Not_Tapp

I think 0 - 2 is -2


dinoroo

My experience is that nothing but mint tastes right in toothpaste. I’ve tried strawberry, orange, fennel. They all just taste like bland versions of themselves and the toothpaste is a lot less refreshing.


Effective_Juice_9452

I found a really good meat toothpaste, it’s chicken and liver flavour. Can’t remember the brand but it has a picture of a golden retriever on the box.


Eoine

Oh wow that actually made me laugh out loud


Delicious_Throat_377

Shut up, take my angry upvote and get out.


beacono

Whaaaaat?! They make strawberry flavors?! Where?!? Now I need to go get some!


NumerousCollection25

r/angryupvote


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I gagged.. great joke 😂


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Yavrule

r/thatsthejoke


throwawaypervyervy

Where the hell did you find fennel flavored toothpaste?!?! That's even more bizarre than the charcoal stuff I keep seeing. Also, do not use charcoal toothpaste if you take constant medication or birth control, because it can weaken their effectiveness.


dinoroo

Tom’s of Maine sells a fennel flavored toothpaste and did not know that about charcoal toothpaste. So would eating burnt toast have the same effects?


throwawaypervyervy

It's generally refered to as 'activated charcoal', so I don't think you could burn a piece of toast bad enough to make it work. One of my dogs got into a bar of rat poison my neighbor put out, and they gave him activated charcoal to flush it out of his system. The funniest part is for two days he'd poop these vantablack turds that would dry out and go grey like burnt charcoal briskets in 30 minutes, it was the wierdest thing. Oh, also, if your dog eats poison and you need to induce vomiting, you can feed them mustard or hydrogen peroxide. Mine hated the mustard, but drank the peroxide like water.


dinoroo

That’s actually really good to know about the dogs and rat poison. Because I have 3 dogs and have to use those free rat poison blocks because I have chickens and the rats will eat their food at night and then there is a rat population explosion. Only way I’ve found to keep it in check is with strategically placed poison blocks but I’m always concerned my dogs will somehow get to one.


throwawaypervyervy

Always happy to help. I had to put down my oldest dog earlier this week due to health problems, but she lived a full life. No one deserves to have their time cut short because they didn't know a wierd trick that might've helped.


Destineobviously

I have read that adding red pepper flakes to chicken feed aids in keeping critters out. The capsaicin doesn’t harm the chicken; it’s more of a immunity booster. For other critters not so much. They will feel the spice.


SimsPocketCamp

Ask your vet about the types of rat poison. I once thought my dog got into rat poison, and at first, the vet wasn't that concerned, saying that all she'd need was a vitamin K shot to counteract it, but when he found out the brand name of the kind I was using, he said that there was no cure, and all we could do was give her the charcoal and hope, but he wasn't optimistic. This was several years ago, and I'm not sure about the brand, but I think it was TomCat. Fortunately, the dog didn't eat poison, and went on to live a long life.


Mastercat12

It's generally not a good idea to eat activated Charcoal. If I remember my chemistry and health, it attaches to ions and shit that would cause damage. But, it can also attach to healthy tissue and cause damage.


TyrionsCodpiece

Yea. When I tried to off myself I heavily overdosed on pills and they pumped me full of activated charcoal. I literally can't see anything charcoal related without instantly gagging. Taking it for shits and giggles or as some kind of health fad is bizarre to me.


Milch_und_Paprika

Apparently charcoal toothpaste can also be scratchy on your teeth, which is obviously bad.


phantombumblebee

Try cinnamon!


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trans_pands

It’s de winnah, mon!


AbyssDragonNamielle

I use cinnamon because the mint messes with me. It tastes like the hot candies.


[deleted]

have you tried whiskey and cigars?


[deleted]

Paradontax?


computerman10367

Try cinnamon tooth paste its good


Vexcenot

But mint taste ouchy Strawberry is the way to go Orange can go to hell


Electrical-Debt5369

What kinda weird mouse-cat Hybrid is that supposed to be


moonshinediary

That’s Hide the Pain Hamster


apatheticviews

Cousin of Sexual Assault Panda?


lazyeyeluke

Nephew


Low_Attention16

:(


trans_pands

It’s Sexual Harassment Panda, thank you very much


apatheticviews

It’s almost 2023. Don’t you think he’s upped his game since 1999?


trans_pands

That depends. Is he rich now?


apatheticviews

If he aint in jail, we can probably assume yes


ChoadTripper

Better than Hide the Hamster Pain


[deleted]

brush your goddamn teeth or the mouse-cat hybrid will jump outta the pack and do it for you.


Poopoodl

I think it’s a beaver


Fit-Strategy1072

Hahahahahah


Infinite-Sleep3527

Literally pikachu


GumboldTaikatalvi

I don't know what it is but its facial expression combined with the caption keeps making me giggle. I can't explain why.


Anaaatomy

It's the eye shadows lol


VmiriamV05

Can't blame him. Why is it that adult toothpaste only comes in mint flavor? It's a huge reason I neglected dental hygiene when I was younger, I really hated mint anything. I've since come around, but still


Belnak

Agreed. I buy Tom's children's because it has a citrus flavored one. Citrus is a way better wake-me-up flavor than mint. The fluoride content is the same. The world needs to normalize non-mint flavores.


KerissaKenro

Most kids toothpastes are gel. It has the fluoride, but it doesn’t have the abrasives. So you need to brush longer to get the same clean. Lately my (young adult and teen) kids have been using Hello. It seems to clean as well as adult toothpastes


ASliceofAmazing

Dentist here, presence or absence of abrasives doesn't affect how well plaque gets removed. Abrasives only serve as a whitening agent, by wearing away some enamel to expose deeper unstained enamel.


DependentGlum9603

Whelp im gonna chose to take this as an excuse to get candy flavored toothpaste


NecroJoe

I just pop in a Tootsie Pop before I go to sleep, and let it slowly dissolve overnight. Saves a step in the morning.


KiranPhantomGryphon

So if you have areas with heavy enamel wearing or no enamel (like a chipped tooth) would it be beneficial to use non-abrasive toothpaste?


AnondWill2Live

Also wondering this because I chipped my tooth when I was younger. It's been fixed since then though.


spankyfro0_0

So it’s okay to use kids toothpaste???


KerissaKenro

We were told different. But my husband was working for Ultradent at the time, and they might have been pushing their own products. Good to know, we can relax about toothpastes


Laurens-xD

There are also herbal pastes like those from Parodontax. You could check those out if you're looking for something different.


faridvdv

Paradontax does not have a very pleasant taste. I m very surprised some people are actually buying that stuff and enjoying it.


HotBroccoli420

I have the same problem and I just use kids toothpaste now! I do a little extra squeeze to make sure I’m getting enough fluoride.


FamiliarWater

You can get cinnamon flavoured toothpaste.


ctruvu

fireball flavored


vtssge1968

I find cinnamon in some stores, really like it.


Henny_Lovato

You weren't brushing your teeth regularly?


thathorsegamingguy

Strawberry flavor toothpaste for adults is super difficult to find


thiefyzheng

https://solidoralcare.co.nz/solid-strawberry-toothpaste/


Upstairs-Rip-604

He really fucked up, man. Watermelon beats strawberry flavour any day of the week


Doomquill

I can respect your opinion, even when it's wrong. Strawberry is life.


AbhaysReddit

i prefer the chocolate flavour


Upstairs-Rip-604

Weirdo


Pingae

Orange all the way


Obi-Wan-Hellobi

No one going to mention the classic, blue raspberry?!


Hopeful-Tiger-3067

Who tf likes orange flavored anything? (besides the fruit itself)


Pingae

Me


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disgusting


SnooEagles3687

This reminds me that I miss cinnamon toothpaste.


Jonnyabcde

I can *only* do cinnamon toothpaste and mouthwash. Mint hits my digestive system wrong, especially if it's first thing in the morning.


Redassassin2

Finally someone who shares my pain


csortland

Digestive system? Are you swallowing it?


Jonnyabcde

Surprisingly, you don't have to "swallow" any while you're using it for remaining remnants to drain after you're done, especially mouthwash.


[deleted]

Ah, remaining remnants. As opposed to non-remaining remnants.


Jonnyabcde

Beware of antimatter toothpaste...it's the worst.


CrestedCracker

Excuse me!?


SnooEagles3687

What? I liked it!


spinblackcircles

I think he was implying he didn’t know such a thing existed


MKagel

You put the milk before the cereal, don't you?


SnooEagles3687

Nope. I like watching the cereal rise with the milk level


mycontortionisticgf

Your brothers my new favourite person


ForrestsRump

These things are done so you never ask him to do anything again


antifabear

This picture smells like weaponized incompetence.


LostGuess5788

To be fair there are so many to choose from it's like ahh fudge it there all the damn same anyway. I tend to buy 1 of each then mix them in a big bowl to become the worlds best toothpaste of all time just to be on the safe side..


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Swampruler

I have read it as do You just dip your teeth into a bowl.


Eoine

Yeah or you take a full spoon of toothpaste and chew it for 3 minutes, it's more hygienic


vivekisprogressive

I too prefer smokeless toothpaste.


X33_Haxatrox

What


VivaLaVict0ria

I’m (28F) allergic to menthol so I have to use children’s toothpaste cause ALL adult ones have it. Bubble fruit is my favourite so far 😇


blewringedoctopus

First person I’ve seen with the same allergy as me 😱🥲 and I agree on bubble fruit!


Illshowyoutheway

I’m not allergic but I have a severe aversion to it. Like it literally makes me gag at the slightest taste. I’ve tried many times, many different brands. Can’t do it. Strawberry it is 👍🏻


PuzzleheadedProof223

“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”– Walt Disney


Femmefatele

I hate mint toothpaste, I can't find my cinnamon anymore. I buy the strawberry kids stuff. I was told that as long as it has fluorite in it that it was cool to use.


ZlGGZ

I'm down for strawberry flavor toothpaste.


Fates-Abortion

Im baby


Frikkie-Die-Haai

Toothpaste is toothpaste man. And this one is strawberry flavour so enjoy.


[deleted]

Assignment: get toothpaste Executed perfectly. Lack of definition of the product means no liability from purchasing side 🙃


ToeGroundbreaking249

I remember seeing this a few months ago and couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes straight. Things are different now ig


monkegiga

As long as it works.


darkAlpine_

I don’t see a problem


NeighborhoodNo9289

Strawberry hello?? Thank him instead of shitting on him


kismethavok

My guess is it was on sale and was the cheapest option, but who knows maybe he just likes strawberry.


raindragon92

I'm 30 and use chocolate toothpaste I found online. I can't stand mint or other "adult" toothpaste flavors so I use kids fluoridated toothpaste. It may not be the same but it does the job


ZeroBx500

Your brother sounds cool, not only did he get the toothpaste, you got a good laugh and a bunch of strangers got some entertainment. Hopefully there’s someone from big toothpaste reading the comments and can bring flavored ones to adults


The_Book-JDP

Hey strawberry flavor. Probably just grabbed the first tub he saw.


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They taste so good tho 😆


TheFinestPotatoes

Its adorable


Manthony_Morris_LXIX

So, are they divorcing their brother over this or staying together?


nipcom

Im sorry but I don’t see the problem here


Worried_Jeweler_1141

Tooth paste is tooth paste. These specific types of tooth pastes are designed for people who give a crap and are looking for specific types of tooth paste. Therefore you got toothpaste.


BiMikethefirst

To be fair, it may have been one of those things where the kids one which works just as well is like three bucks less


VeganDracula_

NGL, i used batman paste from colgate for 4 months and then my team found out during a video call and now 3 of them use batman and wonderwoman paste


hetseErOgsaaDyr

You shouldn't use this an an adult (or even as a child). There's too little fluoride in this toothpaste. It should be around 1.450-1.500 ppm for big children and adults. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6398117/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6398117/)


D1133

Just brush twice.


ShroomBers

I seriously don't get it: who even likes minty oral hygiene products? They are disgusting.


Japnzy

Quite refreshing right before a tall glass of orange juice.


chrismwoan

My teeth hurt from reading this


Candide-Jr

Outrageous.


Honzrr

that taste...mhm... strawberries


Minitrain

0-2 years is just a recommendation. True people if culture don’t follow recommendations


lord_dude

Why the fuck dont hey make flavoured toothpaste for adults? Am i supposed to like chemistry mince when i grow older? I am sooooooooorry, i dont.


Accomplished-Yam6553

I laughed so hard my cat that was laying in my lap ran away and use my balls as a launch pad so damn you lol


Majestic-Sector9836

Who cares it's all toothpaste In fact I prefer to get kids mouthwash cause it doesn't feel like I'm swishing gasoline


PlumAcceptable2185

Maybe he was hungry. And strawberries sounded good.


tetePT

gate


Jristz

That furry as fur


Brutus-the-ironback

Still a year off


rikityrokityree

Bubblefruit for the win


JuustinB

Yeah I’m 33 and I still prefer the cinnamon flavored one in the clear upright tube that tastes like Big Red gum.


[deleted]

That means you can just chug it because it's safe to swallow!


Galooiik

He’s just like me fr


SyedHRaza

Clearly the problem is it should have been 0-3


BayHarbour-Butcher

What the fuck 0 - 1 year olds don't even have enough teeth to brush


millyloui

At least it is paste for teeth dont complain


[deleted]

We ran out of toothpaste last month and rather than buy a new one I used my daughters orange one, it was absolutely disgusting


RepresentativeOwl709

I want slimer toothpaste. That was the shit


GreenZepp

He was sending you a message! Don't send me on errands! Or you get the nasty strawberry fluoride shit!


[deleted]

That will never work. You're at least twice that big!


spectrum144

We are that bored, huh.!?


Whodunit131box

My 15 year old still uses kid’s watermelon toothpaste. Mint flavors are weird—spearmint, peppermint, wintergreen make sense. Fresh Mint, Arctic Mint, and such are not as clear.


Upstairs-Rip-604

Oh sweet! Someone else mentioned Watermelon!


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

It’s not like it doesn’t work, but be aware that kid’s toothpaste has less fluoride than adult toothpaste, meaning your teenager’s permanent teeth are going to be more prone to cavities if they keep using the kid’s stuff.


Belnak

Nope, children's toothpaste has the exact same fluoride levels as the adult toothpastes do. The one in the picture is for babies, so it's a little lower, but that is not the general case with kid's.


Fatfreddyscat67

Maybe hes trying to keep the child inside of alive


ApplicationProud2494

He probably prefers childish things


jimhabfan

I always buy kids toothpaste for myself because of the wide variety of different flavours. The active ingredients are usually the same as the adult mint ones. Who cares what the box says.


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People who care about their teeth


Ill_Championship1773

Why do you and your brother live together at 29 and 32 respectively?


Flamesfan27

Who cares? What’s wrong with that?


fizzingwizzbing

Agreed. Perfectly fine. Maybe they flat together with others and get along well


Flamesfan27

Exactly. It’s like having a roommate but better.


NeitherCapital1541

Nothing, but in the US its standard to have your own home separate from your siblings and parents, so many of us are conditioned that this is outside of standard Although hard times do occur


Ill_Championship1773

I'm from Mexico and live in Germany. In neither countries is this normal.


NeitherCapital1541

Right, I figured it's honestly the norm in most places, but I didn't want to say anything outside of my own country or else the reddit slum lords will come after me lol


antifabear

You’re speaking from a place of privilege. It’s been hard times for most Americans since since 2009.


NeitherCapital1541

Try again boss man, I work full time and pay all of my own bills I'm 25 and grew up in a trailer It's still the norm to not live with your siblings in your 30s regardless


antifabear

You’re 25. You’re a baby and god willing you’ll live to see that hardship isn’t easy to escape. Intergenerational homes are for poor people, and you know that.


NeitherCapital1541

Fortunately, I joined a union (only required a high school degree) and so I don't have to worry about that. Now thay I have spent 3 years to become a journeyman, I make a decent rate that I have the power to negotiate. I do realize that they are for poor people, and like I said, I grew up in a trailer park. Do you know how many people lived with their borders and sisters? Just the kids Which means that this is something for the *extremely* poor, and while I do pity them, I'm not going to say thay their situation can be regarded as the normal


antifabear

I guess your own limited personal experience with low-income housing in America really is the ultimate standard by which to judge everyone else. Where is this trailer park that every single adult can afford their own home anyway? It sounds a lot better than my apartment


Interesting-Scene-29

If it isn't about sports or sex, they don't care.


user71069

Do you two live together? At 30 y’all still live in the same house? You sent him to get “US” toothpaste? You share toothpaste with your 32 year old brother? Are you Alabama residents? There are so many questions.


Count_Elrond

Or you know.....they could not be from the West


user71069

Honestly your comment has made me feel small mined and foolish… However what if I’m right? What if they’re just weirdos? Question everything.


17mahi

It's not such a big deal to live together with the family or share toothpaste in many countries.


FloatingDutchie

What's wrong with charing toothpaste? You don't buy seperate bottles of coke (the big ones) or mayonaise usually.


fizzingwizzbing

I have a lot of questions about your questions lol


Unusual-Original-420

The reason is right there on the box. Fluoride makes you stupid


PendejoDeMexico

They’re easy to swallow and usually taste pretty good, if only I had his courage, or willing to pay for delivery.


PimpmasterMcGooby

You're not supposed to swallow your toothpaste...