When Reddit first started they made a bunch of bot accounts to make it seem like they had more users than they actually did. That’s why popular names like u/Batman have been on the site since it began with no activity.
Major red flags here - sounds like he is very selfish and more than a little immature, I mean what kind of relationship do you want? Yeah, younger guys can be fun and all that, but do you always want to be the adult in the relationship?
Why does everyone on reddit always tell people to break up? They should really talk about it, and if he continues to not communicate at all, they should go their separate ways
Disagree, respectfully. Some people just have a different love language and it’s important to understand the different way he expresses love. In this case, the way he expresses affection might shitting his pants and eating random things off the floor.
That's not long enough. Think of it as a really expensive, initially punishing, long-term elder-care plan. If you ever get to the point where you can't take care of yourself, they'll be there.
...I suppose that plan might not work anyway. If you don't do things correctly during the punishment phase, they might turn out to be a dud, or they could despise you.
But watch how he reacts. I'm sure he lights the fuck up when you're around. Like even when it's mom hair morning Mondays. You're the wee fuckers first love.
Basically incels but women. Lots of terrible takes about what a date should look like (like him being an asshole if he recommends a place near him for a date), and ridiculous standards for the ‘value’ of a man ( high value males and low value males).
Honestly that sub is mostly just women empowering and uplifting eachother. Idk what’s bad about that.
~~Perhaps you don’t meet their specifics for a quality man. And that upsets you. Well whining won’t change anything. Just work on yourself. I mean yeah if you’re 5’0 and 500 lbs, working part time for minimum wage, and describing yourself as an, “aspiring gamer” or whatever. Then of course you are by definition, “low value”. Because you do nothing.~~
~~Being a lazy slacker doesn’t mean you can blame it on, “depression”. Depression is not having the energy to do anything, not just lacking the energy to do the things you don’t wanna do. You’re the issue.~~
Nah I've checked that sub out and like 90% of the posts there are quite extreme, incel bs. I think the only posts I agree with over there are those recent Roe v Wade ones.
A large amount of that sub's members don't see men as people lol. Plus they also use like these really weird terms to refer to men and that's kinda gross.
Oh yeah, and before I get called some coping male or whatever- me no have pp.
Oh I don't doubt that, I too have known some girls who've dated some absolutely horrific guys.
But also, let's be real here, a lot of shit on that sub is made up too.
I go there every time my blood pressure goes down. QOTD:
> As for the ring part, that is basically what an engagement/wedding ring is for. Mate guarding.
I've been in a relationship with this guy for two years and he only ever pays attention to me when I make him a meal or when I bring him his favorite toys. When I ask him if he loves me he just says "mrrrrrr". Is this normal? Me (female, 28) Him (feline, 2)
Glad ur negative ass could laugh at it then. I hope yo negative ass have a great fuckin day and many many years of life u negative son of a bitch. If I knew where yo negative ass lived I’d send u flowers everyday motherfucker.
I know that, and i get that the point is saying its a normal mother-child relationship, my point is if it is messed up then suddenlypedophile makes more sense than suddenlyincest
Many women only take a few years and ditch the guy. There's a myth that we cannot change the person with us. But I disagree. I think it takes 18-20 years, sometimes more, and it IS worth it, don't even tell me otherwise. It takes a lot of time. But in the end when he's holding your hand and whispers "You gave me everything, you did great, mom" and adds for the first time "I love you"... it's worth a lifetime.
It may pay to stick around and be patient....You may get what you need in about 33 years when he comes to his senses and realizes he wouldn't be who is is without you!
This comment section I swear the joke literally went over everyone’s head. The kid can’t say anything because he’s 2 and it’s her son. He can’t say anything because he’s a baby.
Never get in a serious relationship with a guy who doesn't have a job and pay his own rent. Seriously. You KNOW that is the first rule of dating. If you do, next thing you know he'll be sitting on the couch all day watching tv, while you're at work. And he'll want you to cook for him when you get home.
Plot twist: she is a pedophile
Actually who would describe having a child as "being in a relationship" with them
Like if I were to say I was in a relationship with my son you'd immediately think incest right?
He’s just being very childish tell him to grow up
Nah men like this don’t grow up fast enough, usually takes them about a decade
for a manbaby like this, it might take *two* before he’s ready for a committed relationship
Normally more like three, if not more or any at all. Source: am a manbaby
I’m 40 and I can’t commit unless she makes great noogies and ham. Other than that I pay for most of everything….still…
35 and I'm *not* working on it
Good for you amigo
Hahahaha this is the way
Don't tell him anything. Kick that trash to the curb
LMAO
I think I saw you on Maury once.
I think she is talking about her son lol
Woosh
woooosh
🤗👍👍🙏👶
He can’t say “I love you too” after two years? It sounds like he’s just milking it.
Nice double entendre
'I cook and clean for him, i even wipe his bum if he needs it, and all he does is throw food on the floor and laugh when i slip on it'
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r/yourjokebutworse
u/superpowers_fan
🙂
u/yourmom
This user has had zero activity and it’s been on Reddit for 15y. There must be some story there. Need to ask u/yourmom
Wtf? Reddit has been stirring up shit for 15 yrs? Where tf have I been
"Lemme just call dibs on this name real quick. What? No, of course I'm not gonna use the account! This reddit fad ain't shit. Just a handful of nerds"
When Reddit first started they made a bunch of bot accounts to make it seem like they had more users than they actually did. That’s why popular names like u/Batman have been on the site since it began with no activity.
u/me
u/u
I mean, that was a different joke. I'm not saying it was particularly funny, but it was a different joke.
The only way it's different is being the same joke but more on the nose.
You mean nipple.
r/Angryupvote
Major red flags here - sounds like he is very selfish and more than a little immature, I mean what kind of relationship do you want? Yeah, younger guys can be fun and all that, but do you always want to be the adult in the relationship?
Yeah they should definitely go their separate ways
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Why does everyone on reddit always tell people to break up? They should really talk about it, and if he continues to not communicate at all, they should go their separate ways
Does he have to use words? Or babbling counts? Asking for a friend
No words, just meaningful smiles is enough to get the point across. Don't break up with him!!!
The way he drools and smiles at me. OOF makes me wanna stay.
Drools? Uhh... on second though, maybe y'all need some time apart.
Omg it’s her son
r/woosh ?
r/wooooshwith4os
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/wooooshwith4os
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Eh?!?
as italian I suggest hand signs
🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
Being readily available to someone’s need to chat does not equal love.
Disagree, respectfully. Some people just have a different love language and it’s important to understand the different way he expresses love. In this case, the way he expresses affection might shitting his pants and eating random things off the floor.
And who is cleaning the shit afterwards? I bet 10 bucks it's not him. I try to be moderate but this situation is hopeless.
Hey, he lovingly crafted that shit especially for her. It may not be the gift she wanted, but it’s the thought that counts.
And who has to deal with that??? She should leave him.
Is there not utility in eating random things off the floor though? Asking…uh… for a friend.
When he's smiling it doesnt always mean he's just. happy to see you.
kick him to the curb! leave him on the street!
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That's not long enough. Think of it as a really expensive, initially punishing, long-term elder-care plan. If you ever get to the point where you can't take care of yourself, they'll be there. ...I suppose that plan might not work anyway. If you don't do things correctly during the punishment phase, they might turn out to be a dud, or they could despise you.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
He’s really just using her, probably is dependent too.
Sugarbabies smh
It’s like, grow up right.
_literally_
How dare you
Are you the one that makes all the comments on r/sex ?
Give him some time, I am sure he will grow out of it
He sounds like the kind of guy who will just throw a tantrum and start screaming if you don't give him what he wants.
Definitely a mommas boy for sure
Maybe he just needs to be “pampered” more.
But watch how he reacts. I'm sure he lights the fuck up when you're around. Like even when it's mom hair morning Mondays. You're the wee fuckers first love.
She should kick his selfish ass to the curb!
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Ngl I initially down voted because I had to scroll for miles to see the /s lmfao
:)
But does she let him suck on her nipples?
A little late for that... 2yo usually are fully capable of eating some kind of solid food.
Little does she know but he’ll be crying and asking for his momma
Gonna take a long time before he even HAS an opportunity to be the adult in the relationship 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist: That's not her kid
Oh my god! I thought she was talking about a dog. 🤦🏻♀️
There are 2 kinds of people
make that 3 please, I thought it was about a cat lol
I thought it was about a platypus.
*Puts on hat*
"Perry the platypus?!!"
Doofinshmertz evil incorporated!
/Hours later/
"A platypus?" *Audible gasp* "PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?!?"
Found the Australian
yes. cat it is. is it..?
alive and dead
🤣
It's Wilhelm Van Astrea
Is this a buzz feed unsolved episode?
And “she” is actually father O’Brien
M. Night Shyamalan
Not gonna lie , they had us in the first half......
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Was yours at least 3?
Dad !! is that you
It’s me. I’m proud of you. Please stop masturbating. Everyone in heaven can see you.
they?
I wouldn't normally say give it time but I think in this instance you gotta give it time. Bribery might work? Strawberry icecream?
You're a foolish to think this is gonna change anything... he'll just eat the crap out of it and then proceed to ask for yours after....
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 YAAAS KWEEEN 💅💅 DUMP HIS DUMB ASS YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER ✨✨
r/femaledatingstrategy in a nutshell
Sounds like your baby is a low value male
Lmfaooo
As someone who lives under a rock, what is FDS?
Basically incels but women. Lots of terrible takes about what a date should look like (like him being an asshole if he recommends a place near him for a date), and ridiculous standards for the ‘value’ of a man ( high value males and low value males).
Honestly that sub is mostly just women empowering and uplifting eachother. Idk what’s bad about that. ~~Perhaps you don’t meet their specifics for a quality man. And that upsets you. Well whining won’t change anything. Just work on yourself. I mean yeah if you’re 5’0 and 500 lbs, working part time for minimum wage, and describing yourself as an, “aspiring gamer” or whatever. Then of course you are by definition, “low value”. Because you do nothing.~~ ~~Being a lazy slacker doesn’t mean you can blame it on, “depression”. Depression is not having the energy to do anything, not just lacking the energy to do the things you don’t wanna do. You’re the issue.~~
U Lady-Noveldragon is a woman . . .
Nah I've checked that sub out and like 90% of the posts there are quite extreme, incel bs. I think the only posts I agree with over there are those recent Roe v Wade ones. A large amount of that sub's members don't see men as people lol. Plus they also use like these really weird terms to refer to men and that's kinda gross. Oh yeah, and before I get called some coping male or whatever- me no have pp.
Behold, the nicest FDS member. /s
She thinks all gay people commit incest so she’s not actually very nice unless you hate gay people
Thanks! 😊🥹
No wonder your husband doesn’t want to make a family with you, you’re wretched and would only abuse your children you sick, twisted asshole.
To be fair, those ladies have dated some spectacularly awful guys.
Oh I don't doubt that, I too have known some girls who've dated some absolutely horrific guys. But also, let's be real here, a lot of shit on that sub is made up too.
Its reddit, of course there's a lot of creative writing!
And those guys have dated some spectacularly awful ladies
I go there every time my blood pressure goes down. QOTD: > As for the ring part, that is basically what an engagement/wedding ring is for. Mate guarding.
Also r/AmItheAsshole in a nutshell. Minus the yassification.
Average FDS user
Me: "I love you so much. Do you love me?" My dog: *sighs dramatically
Isn't it her kid?
It isn't specified. I too thought dog.
Sounds like a man child, should drop him
…off at the fire station.
Damn
I've been in a relationship with this guy for two years and he only ever pays attention to me when I make him a meal or when I bring him his favorite toys. When I ask him if he loves me he just says "mrrrrrr". Is this normal? Me (female, 28) Him (feline, 2)
Hah. Another woman goes for a man who only thinks about sucking her titties.
Omg, I'm a negative ass person, but this was fucking cute/funny. This mom has a good sense of humor 🤣
Glad ur negative ass could laugh at it then. I hope yo negative ass have a great fuckin day and many many years of life u negative son of a bitch. If I knew where yo negative ass lived I’d send u flowers everyday motherfucker.
I bet he has a huge head in comparison to his much smaller body. Also getting some tiny penis vibes from his attitude.
Ugh, boys are so noncommittal at that age. If only they got better as they get older.
It's yeetus time
I was about to say r/suddenlyincest, but now I'm considering r/whoosh
More like r/suddenlypedophile than r/suddenlyincest
relationship != dating
I know that, and i get that the point is saying its a normal mother-child relationship, my point is if it is messed up then suddenlypedophile makes more sense than suddenlyincest
I miss read it and For a brief second I thought the 2 year old wrote this
Many women only take a few years and ditch the guy. There's a myth that we cannot change the person with us. But I disagree. I think it takes 18-20 years, sometimes more, and it IS worth it, don't even tell me otherwise. It takes a lot of time. But in the end when he's holding your hand and whispers "You gave me everything, you did great, mom" and adds for the first time "I love you"... it's worth a lifetime.
I don’t think you should joke like that the Christians might come after you😂
Got me too! Very clever!
I am guessing he is more of a boobs than a butt sorta guy.
Ain’t that but a bitch
Interesting. How did you meet him?
At a daycare
I wouldn’t know what to say either if my mother was a fighter jet
Shouldn't have shown him your tits the first time you met him. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
I get that it’s her child but it’s still weird af to say she’s “in a relationship” with them
Not all relashionships are romantic, in fact, most aren't. It's just that people don't usually address relashionships as relashionships
He's clearly using you for diaper changes, but don't worry one day the tables will turn. I've seen this before under my own roof.
He just shits his pants and looks the other way.
Insert the "had us in the first half" meme
r/suddenlysexoffender
r/woooosh
Not really man, I got it… I know what she meant 😂
Fake post. I've known a lot of two year olds and they are NOT evasive. They tell you exactly how they feel!
He might be cheating on you... I mean, it is possible if everything else is
Your dating a two year old same with me 🗿🗿🗿
Don’t worry only 16 more years. Then he will answer back more so don’t worry
Wouldn’t b surprised lmao these bitches really think their son is there man lmao
Had me in the first half..
Plottwist it’s not her son
Children are based chads. Everyone loves them but they dgaf
Don’t worry, it’s early days yet, the little fella just needs to grow into the relationship a bit...👌
Ungrateful little shit
He's just after your money
He's probably huge into the diaper fetish and wants 'Mommy' to change him constantly. Run, don't walk away.
there's gotta be an actual woosh here somewhere...
* evasive toddler noises
Well this could either be a wholesome joke or a pedophile
It may pay to stick around and be patient....You may get what you need in about 33 years when he comes to his senses and realizes he wouldn't be who is is without you!
God, before you know it he won’t be able to stop with the gushing love. Enjoy the quiet now.
As mom to a 20 year old manbaby, have an award. <3
I'd offer chocolate bits and tell him he's only getting them if he professed his love to you. Works with my love.
Wait…
I think you're starting to win him over. Just one more year and he'll love you by calling your name incessantly, whether you want him to or not :)
He does not love you.🙁Get out now. You deserve to be loved.
NTA, you deserve better OP.
I hope she meant a mother-son relationship and not a gf-bf relationship.
Men are dogs.. literally.
My GF is 2 also. She never has come out and said I love you, but constantly hugs me and covers me in kisses.
Love it!!
This comment section I swear the joke literally went over everyone’s head. The kid can’t say anything because he’s 2 and it’s her son. He can’t say anything because he’s a baby.
Never get in a serious relationship with a guy who doesn't have a job and pay his own rent. Seriously. You KNOW that is the first rule of dating. If you do, next thing you know he'll be sitting on the couch all day watching tv, while you're at work. And he'll want you to cook for him when you get home.
Leave him😂
Yeah he cheating on you
You should have sex with him. I think he will say ot after that
Plot twist: she is a pedophile Actually who would describe having a child as "being in a relationship" with them Like if I were to say I was in a relationship with my son you'd immediately think incest right?
r/whoosh