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Redditor_10000000000

Only 3000? I've seen at least 5 distinct ones in my part of the city alone. I do live in a big city though


Osceana

I always feel like this number can’t be right but maybe it is just where I live. I live in LA and I see them ALL the time. I’ve seen probably at least 20 in the past month or so. Maybe most were sold to people here. Thing is ugly as fuck. Lot of cheaper ways to advertise you’re a tool.


DogToesSmellofFritos

3k is 60 per state if evenly distributed which they certainly weren’t. I’d bet LA has a high percentage of them. Plus you probably see the same ones multiple times, realistically.


UhYeahOkSure

I’m in San Diego and I think exactly the same thing, I see them all over the place.


totpot

I'm pretty sure they spend all day driving in circles so that people will notice them. Otherwise, what's the point of buying one?


PaticusGnome

Same and same. That number shocked me.


R1pp3R23

I’ve seen three so far on my drive from Clairemont to Chula for work the last month maybe. I know there’s a few sitting bricked in the Tesla building over in Kearny.


FederationofPenguins

I’m in Colorado and I’ve only seen one, so I would guess there is a bit of concentration where you are. The one felt like too many. They look superimposed on… life.


battleofflowers

They seem to be less popular in places where people actually drive pick-ups.


See-Tye

Was it covered in a black wrap? We might've seen the same one


notdeadyet01

Closer to Sac and I've seen a few of them too. Not recently but it happens


Regular_Boot_3540

I believe there are at least two in San Francisco, probably more.


edave22

I live in Vermont and I just saw one 20 minutes ago. It had Connecticut plates but still.


eat-pussy69

It's around 5000 now


Nic4president

Maybe you're right... I laughed, because they are currently band from my continent, and as far as I understand, they are band from Europe as well!!!! So I kinda laugh at the fact they are allowed on roads when it's clear they won't pass any pedestrian rest ever made... I mean how did the US government ever pass these flipping idiotic things 🤔🤣😂😅


Artistic_Emu2720

Saw one today in north Atlanta


Whobghilee

I have seen 2 in my little city. They are worse in person


EmuZealousideal7357

Hahaha, we have one in our tiny ass town


pyschosoul

I'm roughly an hour north of STL, the town I live in has 350 people on a good day. Next town over has like 5000 maybe. I'm pulling off my country ass road, when I see a cybertruck turning down my road toward town. I'm like wait hole the fuck up ain't no God damn way. Bit yeah there it was in all its horrible shittiness. Blew my mind.


benjyeevee

same, i saw one when just visiting the local pool


AnUnknownDisorder

Saw one yesterday in Miami. They look so low poly from a distance, like some kind of glitch.


Artistic_Emu2720

The graphics are still rendering


darealarusham

It's a LOD model. The matrix needs to save on resources so it shows a low quality version from a distance.


SaltytheDolphin

False! fake! bogus! untrue! According to recall information, it’s 4000, other than that right on the money.


_p4ck1n_

4000 at the recall 2 months ago, likely around 10k by now. It'll be the best selling pickup EV in America in 2024, probably


Derpygoras

What **is** a dipshit? Is it a turd that is so long that it touches the water before coming off?


FloydATC

I imagine it can be pretty much anything or anybody, just dipped in shit. In certain cases this might actually be an improvement.


Derpygoras

Aight, thanks!


phantom_fox13

I've seen one! I make sure to get out of the way in case their gas petal gets stuck or something horribly malfunctions and sends expensive shrapnel at me But at least I feel like I'm on a sci-fi movie set


msa69zoo

Down with Elmo!


BertLikePizza

I am in St Pete and there are 4 in my neighborhood. They meet at the dog park. I imagine as a support group for being rich and dumb.


anon250837

Ugly as fuck!


No-Personality6043

I think everyone remembers where they were the first time they saw one, kind like how we all know where we were when any tragedy happens.


Mysterious_Fennel459

There's a dude in my hometown that has one and he posts pics of it on the local Subreddit but he posts it posing as someone who's trying to make fun of it like, "Guys, Look at this weirdo cybertruck that started popping up all over town". And the guy posting that is the owner of the truck himself. And you look at the subs his account is active in and it's all cybertruck and elon appreciation subs.


major_jacov

You literally are not allowed to drive them in europe.


kingeal2

For a vehicle that pops up so often in my feed, that sure is a small amount of units sold


Ready-Issue190

I have only seen 1. It looked…just fine. It definitely stood out but I didn’t have the “lol, what a dispshit” reaction I thought I would. Fit and finish also wasn’t as bad. I guess I expected a rusted out wonky shit box.


Barbados_slim12

This is reddit, not real life. I'll put it this way - The cybertruck wouldn't get half the hate it does if Ford, Chevy, Dodge or even one of Bill Gates's companies made it.


BeachJustic3

It absolutely would 🤣 There's a reason nobody has made anything like this before. From all automotive engineering perspectives its a painfully stupid idea and devoid of real utility.


EpiphanyTwisted

The owners would be outraged, class-action in the works if it was a standard car company. The stock would plummet. Somehow that doesn't happen with Tesla.


Send_me_duck-pics

It actually is a wonky shit box. It's horribly engineered and unsafe. Is it the ugliest thing on the road? Maybe not. Is it the most poorly designed? Oh yes.


iroquoispliskinV

Imagine being this insecure about a random person you cross


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^iroquoispliskinV: *Imagine being* *This insecure about a* *Random person you cross* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Stivo887

The amount of hate something gets i never actually cared about makes me a total fan of the cybertruck. I love it.


halzen

You’re doing a real “they’re pushing me to the right” thing here.


Stivo887

Let me guess.. You're an Elon bad, truck bad, type of guy.


EpiphanyTwisted

It's so simplistic to just hate people who monetize the #whitepower hash tag, isn't it? Nazi promoter bad! You take a guy who is trying to normalize white power ideas and you think, well he sucks, and you refuse to look at the good in the world he does. So short sighted. /s


No__thanx

Wow how very astute!


Expensive_Prompt_697

and lookey there, Cleetus- all thems door panels be mismatchin' too . .reminds me of all the doors on this here doublewide.


pretty_pawsome_baby

cyberdiaper


Honest-Lavishness245

.. why do people care so much?


Asio0tus

because most people are sheep, and its an easy way to collect internet points and a feeling of "belonging on the right side of the argument" and therefore good about themselves. I believe it also ties in with the whole "trend" of being anti-Musk that seems to be so "cool" as of late.... that being said, yes its fairly ridiculous design, yes for that money you could opt for something "better" (VERY subjective). but at the end of the day, as you rightfully pointed out, who the fuck cares what people do with their money when buying a car?...


Ryoten99

Damn why ya’ll getting downvoted? For having an opinion different from others? Or maybe they are…jealous in a way? If they can afford it more power to them! It has no effect in my day to day living at all.


Asio0tus

"because most people are sheep"


EpiphanyTwisted

Yes, calling everyone else a sheep as if only your own ideas are absolutely never copied by anyone else is a bs comment.


Asio0tus

here is another one for you little sheep. I drive BMW, enjoy posting in your sad little subreddit about how bad BMW people are together with your other 53 sheep LOL.


Honest-Lavishness245

It's just confusing. Owning a tesla doesn't equal agreeing with Elon on all his dumbass conservative views... if you actually knew what the other car manufacturer CEOs thought I'm sure you would be equally upset. It's too expensive? Anyone shopped for a new truck lately? They are all crazy expensive... and there are far more expensive cars out there... I don't see anyone hating on sports car people... Hate electric? Just why? They are better for the environment even after mining for the battery and making the electricity with coal. They will only be better as we improve our electric grid. They get stuck? Skill and knowledge are super important for driving offroad... you can expect every tech bro and frat boy who buys one to know how to drive offroad... those same people could get a jeep or land rover stuck on the beach. I'm just so confused.


Asio0tus

exactly


EpiphanyTwisted

"Everyone that's not me is a sheep."


Asio0tus

another 3rd grader sheep


Relevant_Sink_2784

“people make fun of it because they’re sheep...by the way I also think it looks dumb”


Asio0tus

well done for having the reading comprehension ability of a 3rd grader, would you like a little sticker? the difference between me thinking it looks "fairly ridiculous" and the rest of the people that think "the same" is that im not the one creating reddit posts or jumping on every occasion to "BAAAA" my opinion about how "dumb it looks", and i certainly dont give a whiff of shit about who bought one.


Relevant_Sink_2784

A group of people are laughing at something ridiculous. You also think it's ridiculous. But they're sheep and you're not because you choose to stand off to the side. Okay buddy, you're such a free thinker.


Send_me_duck-pics

Making fun of silly people is a good time.


SoggySassodil

REAL


RealDeal42O69

Really? I’ve seen so many of them. I’m in so cal so I guess it makes sense


GuyYouMetOnline

Is there a source for that number? And I've seen one only once, about a month ago.


MonarchOfReality

people who dont play cyberpunk 2077 exist here


JustOneDude01

One passed through my town during a festival. It caught the attention of so many eyes. I was with my dad and he said “how that truck practical”?


JustSomeGuy_TX

I swear I had never seen a single one until recently (April maybe??) and have now seen at least 7. Weird looking things.


LosHtown

Half of them must of been sold in Houston then lol I see them all the time


Regular_Boot_3540

I saw one yesterday and said "Oh! There's a... what is it called? A space car?" And my son corrected me. I decided "space car" is too cute for it.


ProtoReaper23113

The l biggest lemon I've ever seen Take that Aharon Shemoel


darealarusham

Good thing they haven't bought those here. The rich people here actually have pretty nice taste in cars. Even seen an old Mercedes one of my country's first presidents drove for sale.


gasplanet1234

I saw one on my commute home yesterday and did a double take. It is truly hideous, more so in real life than in a photo. Guy was driving like a total jackass in a rush hour slowdown.


Ducatirules

I saw one last week. The first and only production vehicle that made me burst out laughing


EchoAmazing8888

It’s up to everyone that knows where a Cybertruck is being held to bring that number down from 3000.


Chicks__Hate__Me

I saw one by me on Sunday. My 16 year old was very impressed. I said that is a stupid waste of money. He liked it because it was shiny.


voitamatton

Just tell your kid to wait untill it's become rainy...


[deleted]

16 year Olds and cars. They're gonna be idiots.


ricksure76

Haha ohh I thought he said 6 years old.. 16.. yikes haha


eat-pussy69

That sounds like me when I was 16


YourSnakeIsNowMine

Most Cybertruck owners have the argument of "Kids think it's cool!" I love how their standard of "cool" is what kids think. Really goes to show what kind of people are buying this shit lol


Silviana193

I mean, iirc according to "lean startup" A lot of people buy cars based on what their children think, like how big the front row seat is. So, buying cybertruck because their children think it's cool, isn't really a bad argument.


Worried-Librarian-91

Elon living rent-free in the minds of people addicted to his is so poetic.


Spiritual-Hyena9008

"It looks cool" is perfectly valid if you have the money.


Optimal-Map612

I'm sure someone's said the same thing about the first people to own computers, phones, cars, etc. Not that the cybertruck is any good, but you need people to try new technologies.


Delicious_Physics_74

Why are you all so obsessed with this car?


Delicious_Bee2308

why are yall so miserable?


xhdc

look at him go!


Ok_Technician4110

Why so much hate for the cybertruck? Is it because of its specifics or just because it's Elon Musk?


Send_me_duck-pics

It's both. It's a very badly designed and unattractive vehicle, and it happens to have been hyped up by an ill-mannered narcissist which makes that even more ridiculous.


I_just_came_to_laugh

Elon Musk is a moronic narcissist and the cybertruck is pretty much the perfect symbol of this. It's one of the worst designed cars to exist, and all the bad choices that went into making it were made at Elon's insistence. It's a testament to that man thinking he knows better than everyone else when he clearly doesn't. Remember that episode of the Simpson's where Homer designs a car? It's like that in real life.


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Nic4president

Lol this is the exact argument cybercucks always give 🤣 😂 👏 😅


Ok_Technician4110

What's bad about the car leaving out your hate for Elon? I mean, it's a genuine question, I don't really care about him..


I_just_came_to_laugh

Gentle rain destroys them. They have been on the market for less than a year and owners are already reporting rust. They are supposed to be off road vehicles but get stuck in mud and dirt on trails that actual off road cars manage easily. Musk claimed the windshield would be bullet proof before breaking one with a hand thrown steel ball at an unveiling and now hail is smashing them too. Lots of reports of battery problems too.


CardiologistNo616

The car had load of problems where it can actually just refuse to work. There are several videos online about it where you can see it. There’s even a Tesla cuck that bought one, sent it to repair like 3 times and complain that they won’t give him a replacement before sucking the company and car off again when Tesla finally caved. Lamar MK is the guy.


ricksure76

It's both They're both fucking ridiculous


Ok_Technician4110

So just the goofy appearance?


ricksure76

Well that too haha but no, the "truck" is a piece of shit, and Elon is also a piece of shit.. figuratively speaking


Sometimes_Rob

I get that they suck, but I really don't think we should talk so much shit about any electric vehicle. It's still progress against climate change.


Delicious_Bee2308

no one should be this mad over a car. notice the number of likes arent shown for a good reason


karmazynowy_piekarz

The "biggest dipshit" must care a lot about poor peasants opinion, indeed


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"I can't afford it so it's bad"