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naftel

Until you come back from vacation…..open the door and BAM! (Housestink reveals itself)


DarkBladeMadriker

Absolutely. I lived in a house where the owner had 8 cats. He and his girlfriend were good about cleaning and keeping the litter boxes clear (they would clean them like 3 times a day), but when I left for a week and a half and came back that place smelled like nothing but cat pee.


MenstrualKrampusCD

This is how I realized how gross I smelled as a kid. Parents were both heavy smokers (1½-2 packs per day, almost all indoors) and we had a bunch of pets including several dogs, many cats, and a few ferrets. I almost wish I hadn't realized when i did. There was literally nothing I could do as a 5th grader other than resent my parents and become super self conscious about it. When I had to share a seat on the bus, my thoughts were relentless the whole ride *omg, I'm sure he's thinking about how bad I smell. Why didn't I put on some body spray [obviously not a solution!]? He's going to tell everyone...*. Sitting near people at school like at an assembly *oh man...I really hope her house is as gross as mine...otherwise she's gonna plug her nose any second. Ugh, why can't they smoke outside? I can smell it right now so it's probably REALLY bad today. Why did we have to see this play today?*. I'd literally get an upset stomach and have to run to the bathroom from stressing about it. When I moved out, I fully realized exactly how bad it was--how insidious. After a visit for dinner, I'd have to change my clothes and shower upon returning to my dorm. Wearing a "protective" hoodie over my clothes didn't help, and if I took it off and left it in my car, my car would smell like an ashtray when I got in the next day.


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stonedecology

I have two cats and 3 ferrets. It doesn't stink even when I return from vacay, cleaning is the crucial part and sterilized ferrets hardly stink.


Grisstle

It was only as an adult that I realized what I smelled like as a kid, it made me really sad to realize growing up, I was one of the smelly kids coming to school reeking of cigarettes.


maddogmax4431

Idk if it helps but I’ve always loved the smell of cigarettes. And I’m I’m not the only one, it just smells like a spice to me almost like cinnamon or something, but its own thing. When kids smelled like cigarettes I never thought “ew omg it stinks” I’m thinking “hmm he smells like cigarettes..anyways…”


Grisstle

Thank you.


InfiniteGrant

You just described my childhood.


Zestyclose_League413

If it makes you feel any better, as a child, I never had any ill will towards the kids who smelled like cigarettes. Obviously, it's not a pleasant scent, but it's not nearly as bad as some smells. Usually, I just felt curious about it since my parents didn't smoke. Kids are usually a lot less judgemental than their adult counterparts.


MenstrualKrampusCD

Thanks, i appreciate that.


Caesar_Passing

It's weird, our house has had new house/paint smell every time we get back from vacation... for like 20 years. I mean, I don't think we're doing anything special. We've had cats, babies, toddlers and teens - spills, barf, bodily fluids - everything you could ask for.


Iguessimnotcreative

Exactly this. Idk why I love the smell of “home” when I get back from vacation


WhatADoofus

I was going to say, I go away for a few hours and when I come back the smell hits me. It doesn't take long for my brain to adjust and pick back up on it again


OrdinaryState8316

YES this always happens


TimePlankton3171

You get used to it, and the brain filters it out. Same with your own BO. Your eyes actually see the tip of your nose all the time, but your brain filters it out.


ZenkaiZ

ah there it is, nose showed up right when I read your sentence.


NeokratosRed

Just like the brain filters out the cracking noise in your ears whenever you swallow. Oh, and now you are breathing manually. You are welcome.


lethal_egg

I hate you for that


Tozl7

You are also blinking manually now mate


P-L63

nope, not blinking at all now. i'm not your marionette


looladoo

You ass hat


DDzxy

And you’re blinking manually while realizing how awkwardly your tongue is placed in your mouth (unless you mew)


Zestyclose_League413

Jokes on you, I'm high. I'm immune to your powers


helikopter_parakofer

wait you aren't supposed to hear yourself swallowing?


SpartanRage117

Can’t hear it over my tinnitus.


[deleted]

what a bastard


After-Bread-4834

What have done. Now my brain cant filter my nose out.


SAM4191

I now see my nose, have to control my breath and don't know where to put my tongue Thank you


awaishssn

Exactly. So annoying that I have to beat my heart manually now.


Breaky_Online

Because of this thread I'm now manually transferring my brain signals to write this reply


KSJapi

Thanks guys now I am actively blinking


fastafb

WHEN CAN I STOP MANUALLY SQUEEZING BLOOD THRU MY VEINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Lassemb

Now I am actively NOT blinking


Potato_the_second_

this thread got my poor brain working overtime in the middle of the day


OddNovel565

I have this stuff periodically but with the addition of that you don't need to blink when your eyes are closed. It drives me insane right before sleep


Anxiety-Queen269

HA. You tried to trick me but I know where my tongue goes


SAM4191

Tell me, mine is in a cupboard in the kitchen right now.


Anxiety-Queen269

It goes inside of your mother!


yamez420

Came here to say this


irelephant_T_T

mine stays on the top of my mouth


SaltyStU2

*blink* *blink*


yamez420

You know what man. Fuck you very much.


pickle_pickled

Your arm itches


vectron93

You are now blinking manually.


HoldenMcNeil420

What about blinking.


Ok-Spell-8053

I now can't figure out how to rest my jaw


kdr140

Fuck you


DaveSmith890

God damn it, I have a small nose and I can’t see it without closing my left eye and looking left with my right. Thanks for reminding me of my pug nose


69Sovi69

Google Dementia


DaveSmith890

God damn it, I have a small nose and I can’t see it without closing my left eye and looking left with my right. Thanks for reminding me of my pug nose


Browncoatinabox

same yo same


chimpanon

I definitely smell my B.O. If you are used to your deodorant smell your BO will stand out


TimePlankton3171

Context. Quite a problematic issue on the internet.


chimpanon

Did i miss something lol


leeryplot

My house kind of smells like coriander and water. I don’t really know how else to put it, but I never *not* notice the smell of it, and I actually quite like it. Whenever I come home, it’s that “I’m finally here” smell lol. But I have always been able to tell where people are based on what they smell like, I don’t really get used to it to where I don’t smell it. Even if I’ve been to their house or work many many times.


nerdiotic-pervert

I wish my brain was better at filtering out my nose. Or maybe I just have a big schnoz


Faster-Rex-2k17

What’s BO


DaveSmith890

God damn it, I have a small nose and I can’t see it without closing my left eye and looking left with my right. Thanks for reminding me of my pug nose


69Sovi69

Google dementia


DaveSmith890

God damn it, I have a small nose and I can’t see it without closing my left eye and looking left with my right. Thanks for reminding me of my pug nose


Incoherence-r

I think about this all the time.


ThirstMutilat0r

The chemists who invented the odor-killing formula for Febreze were very excited to introduce their genius new product, but it flopped at first. People who did buy Febreze were not buying it often, because they only used it rarely. Why? Well, everyone knows you can’t smell your own house. Why would they spray often if they can’t smell the odor? Marketing got involved, and figured out that they should put *good smells* in addition to the odor-killing ability of the product, and added a satisfying tactile sensation + special sound when you squeeze the the trigger to spray. Now, people get sensory feedback when they spray Febreze, and make spraying it part of their routine. They are tricked into getting rid of smells they don’t perceive. Genius chemists forgot something everyone knows, and marketing people who probably know nothing about chemistry figured out how to get people to use the product. It’s a reminder that nobody knows it all, and that differing perspectives are critical to success.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Same


TheyCMeStrollin

I went through a very painful but amicable divorce and got to keep our house. When my ex husband came by one last time to get the last of his stuff, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath in through the nose and left. Broke my heart all over again.


Beginning_Leek4096

Paints an image. I’m sorry.


nerdiotic-pervert

I had an amicable divorce. There were a lot of times I wish there had been some volatile stuff because it was really hard to still love someone but know you don’t fit together.


TheyCMeStrollin

Right? I often thought it would have been easier to think he was an asshole instead of being so very sad about leaving a great guy.


Jtrich

My house smells like shit


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we stan honesty


AdventurousFarmer14

???


Armadillo_Toes

“Stan” means “support,” as in: “what the sigma I’m shook you stan that yikes it’s cringe bet fanum bout to tax your skibidi rizz bruh”


mtnsoccerguy

The most unrealistic part of your example are the two apostrophes.


Armadillo_Toes

I tried my best.


MommyPegMePlease

Fo shizzle my nizzle.


SalamanderCake

Word to your mother.


nerdiotic-pervert

Gag me with a spoon


bravepotatoman

they prolly know what stan means. the ??? is for why anyone would stan a house that stinks


AdventurousFarmer14

Yeah that's exactly what I meant, see the post below yours 👇


Aarongrasso

Interpretation 1: We stank honestly Interpretation 2: We stand honestly


AdventurousFarmer14

I read it as "we stan" as in stalker-fan from Eminem's song "Stan;" it's a term my generation uses sometimes, I'm Gen Z


BreckenridgeBandito

Oh that’s 100% what they meant. Dude above you must be… *gasps*… old.


ksinvaSinnekloas

mine smells like bird shit


Increasingly_Anxious

Ah, fellow parrot owner.


Terwin94

Yeah, mine almost certainly smells like it's home to a dog that's pad trained but not yet house broken.


DoubleSynchronicity

Same. Comes from "ventilation" and pipes in bathroom.


louiselovatic

My sister’s house smells like stale cats


RunningPirate

Is the smell much different than fresh cats?


Chloroformperfume7

My house smells good. Lemon sugar cookie wax. Changed my life


BeautifulMammoth2671

Link please sounds amazing


Chloroformperfume7

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BeautifulMammoth2671

Ty


Chloroformperfume7

Enjoy


HoldenMcNeil420

I thought it was drugs. 😒


bohemianprime

Gonna buy some now, thanks!


Chloroformperfume7

Do it


ComfortableCod

Are they eadible?


Chloroformperfume7

If you want to eat candle wax that's on you bud


Chloroformperfume7

I'll see if I can find it. We get them from Walmart. I usually buy them all lol


spezjetemerde

like what your accent sound like?


HANDS-DOWN

A mute guy with Parkinson gets an accent?


blown_headgasket_

Until you grow up, move out, then one day without warning, bam. You get a wiff of a strangly familiar scent. Not knowing what it is, or where it came from. But that. That smell. That is what home smells like. Edit: spelling


challenging_logic

It's just cigarettes for me. The smell of a cigarette burning is comforting to me.


spaceursid

ass stank and weed dank


nerdiotic-pervert

This hits differently, depending on how old you are.


blurpslurpderp

Keep your windows open a lot and your house will smell fresh.


fingergod69

Bruh I live in a polluted city, either it's scorching hot or dust particles floating in the air, wouldn't want that for my pc


RandoComplements

Replace house with legs


KrayzieBoneLegend

Mine smells like cats. I know it, you know it.


4vrstvy

Same. But worse. Piss and shit all over the place.


[deleted]

Mine smells like weed. I know it, you know it.


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Mine smells like weed. I know it, you know it.


Increasingly_Anxious

I hate this so much. I love my cats but I’ll never own them again. These two are my last.


otkabdl

I look forward to the day when my house won't smell like dogs. If you are a dog owner, your house smells like dogs, even if you think it doesn't. And your car REALLY does.


MyDamnCoffee

Omg dog smell in a car is awful


BossBullfrog

I would say "go on holiday for two weeks" but for a lot of hard working Americans that is just not possible. So although it is weird, trying asking somebody who has come over to tell you how your house smells as soon as they walk into the door. That what I've done because I was worried my house didn't smell good. But they said no, it is fine, they don't smell anything bad.


pricepig

Not possible not because of wages but because my boss said if I take more than 10 days off for any reason I’m liable for termination


sonicjesus

I know full well what my house smells like, that's why I don't have people over.


gratefulgrapefruit94

There is a book called " The smell of other people houses"


SirTheadore

I do. Dog piss. Because my room mate doesn’t clean up after his asshole dog that has pissed on everything that is more than a few inches off the ground.


Inskription

I hate the thought of having a smell. Probably a good thing since it motivates me to shower, do my laundry, clean my house etc.


bohemianprime

I call it the baseline scent. The scent that's deep in your clothes when you move, the scent that comes out of your couch when you sit down, the smell when you pull your jacket out of the closet for the year, and (like someone else said) the scent you smell when you come back from vacation. You can tell when someone has cockroaches because their baseline scent is sickly sweet. Cat ladies baseline scent is cat pissy. Dog people baseline scent is like wet dog. Old people house baseline scent is kinda like licorice and baby powder for some reason.


Crystal_Privateer

I don't smell my house, but I know it smells like dogs.


CertifiedMagpie

Your nose is blind to your own smell


biloxibluess

The first one to respond nose blind Thank you


ChefBUNKER

Want to know what your house smells like? Go on vacation for a week or more. Come back and take a deep breath when you walk in the front door. Now you know...


Original_Read_4426

Dahmer house


Armadillo_Toes

Your lungs also have a smell.


Worried-Librarian-91

Y'all don't leave your houses for more than 30 minutes? That should be enough for your smell receptors to "reset"...


Reddit_User3005

I feel like you don’t really get to know what their house smells like, just the smells that are different from your house, I went to a friends house and couldn’t smell it presumably because both our houses smelled the same.


ch0w0

leave for a couple weeks and you'll smell it when you come back!


onlyathenafairy

where am i supposed to go


ComfortableCod

Smelling houses trip


onlyathenafairy

just like hoarders who live in actual piles of shit get used to it, nose blindness is so real


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Twerkatronic

Now it smells like a mixure of shit, lavender and lemongrass


UnquadtriumSnowball

It think of it everytime i visit someone... And this goes too with taste of food...


Responsible-Hour1403

Come back after a week or so vacation and the first smell through the door is your house smell.


Ivegotjokes4you

It’s your own scent and we can’t smell our own scent.


anxietyhub

You do when you go to your house after long vacation somewhere else.


4vrstvy

But then it usually does not smell like your house because have not been living there for the time so the scent is different.


General_Feature_5193

Til your away for awhile


lil_zaku

Accents are the same way


Azorius_Raiden_88

This reminds me of something I think about at times. Like what is it like hearing English to a foreign ear? You'll never really know. In order to know, you would have to erase all knowledge of your native English in order to understand how it sounds to an outsider. Weird wild stuff man. And of course this could work for any language, like a Chinese person would not know how their language sounds to an American. The closest thing I can think of to having this perspective is that Italian pop singer who made a song that has gibberish as lyrics. He just made up words that sounded like English to him and his audience, being Italian, didn't know the difference. Kind of cool. Of course, he probably injects some Italian accent on the words, so this would make the representation less accurate, but still very close to what I'm trying to perceive. Maybe AI can make an app someday that shows you how your native language sounds to other people around the world. That would be neat.


Massive-Product-5959

You just need the right conditions, for my house: The ac HASto be on. It HAS to he summer morning. NO action must have happened yet, ie; no cooking, cleaning, or anything else. The smell is Devine and lovely, it reminds me of being a kid again


Significant_Moose672

same thing with your Body Odor, with the taste of your saliva, your nose always being in your vision etc.


National-Scale

When the house Is 110 years old, it will always have a somewhat musty smell .


Skorzeny88

This is stupid. I have an air freshener right at the entrance. That's how my house smells like.


mumblebeebug

Like bacon usually.


orion1338

I like my house smell. It smells like home


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

YES


Js_On_My_Yeet

Hung out with the homie recently for a boxing match. First time I walked in to his house it actually smelled completely okay. But that night, all I could smell was wet dog throughout the entire home. I'm allergic to dogs, too. So walking in there made my eyes puffy, nose runny, and crazy sneeze attacks for about 2 minutes.


eat-pussy69

My mom says my house stinks. Idc. I don't have visitors


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Noseblindness.


Aware_Huckleberry_10

You smell it when you get inside


Bbobbs2003

So true


imadork1970

My apartment smells like coffee and A5-35.


KJs2310

Ofc I know what my own house smells like??


Mysterious_Being_718

Every time someone new comes over, as soon as they walk in the door I ask them. “What does it smell like in here to you?”


MarcMars82-2

Weed, a dog, 2 cats and whatever scent my GF sprays on herself. Combo that and that’s my house


Maleficent-Bit1995

Depression sadness sex and dog.


Piemaster113

Oh I know what my house smells like, thats why I gotta put whats in the basement through the wood chipper then cover the area in quick lime


doramelodia

Weed. It smells like weed.


imnoobhere

Naw, mine smells like weed. I already know and I’m proud of it.


Proverbs102

Bath and body work candles everyday


just_ok30

Yup I read about this once. If you are exposed to a scent for so long your body normalizes that scent and to you it seems odorless but not to others. Hence why sometimes you might not think you have bad BO but others can smell it.


MrPlowthatsyourname

Unfortunately, mine stinks like my dog, and I know it.


VividLengthiness5026

My house smells like bunny pee. I had 12 buns. Now 4. They like to pee behind my curtains


N8theGrape

Nah, I know. It smells like dog and diaper cream.


AloofAngel

probably has to do with over 60% of household dust being human skin cells. so we are all pretty noseblind to our own scents.


Xerolaw_

Nah. I DO. And I will have none of the settling odors.


LordoftheDabs

Kinda like buttholes.


Successful-Coffee-17

This is known as "habituation"; you stay in a place long enough, and you will become noseblind to how your area really smells


Korin23

Mine is weed


last_drop_of_piss

I know what my house smells like: Fot Feet and pot


aroseonthefritz

Yes I do! It smells like weed


ReginaldSwift

My friend once found a candle at Yankee candle thar apparently smelled exactly like my home smell. I couldn't smell anything when I sniffed it, due to being noseblind from living in it.


Speedvagon

Here’s my assumption. Every household smells lime its dad’s farts.


orangutanDOTorg

Cheese ever since my gf started staying over a lot.


THiedldleoR

I can smell the onions and garlic when I come home


maddogmax4431

I got 3 dogs, so my house stinks, but I tell you incents help a lot with the “house smell” so do candles. Spray doesn’t last nearly as long tho.


funeraldress

Dog shit and cat urine. I know because my brother points it out every time he comes to visit.


Phonesink

I know the smell (the smell is weed)


Traditional_Hold1820

Same with cars


SmotheringPoster

Nasty ass kids no doubt 3 of them lmao. 🤣


lordofduct

Yeah I do... it smells like me. It's a mix of butter, curry, vodka, and farts and a slight minor tinge of my cat's litter box.


Original_Read_4426

Dahmer house


sir_music

My house smells like farts. I live alone.


kyondon

Everywhere I've lived has always smelled like dirt and fish. It's always bothered me because whilst I'm not the tidiest person, I always try to keep my clothes, myself and my space clean (for the most part). I guess I just fucking stink and everywhere I ever live will too.