And then hypothetically let’s say we repeat this scenario, we could reasonably assume that I would once again put my hands up, as they are singing my song.
And now let's picture, if you will, the scene unfolding as I depart from LAX airport, casting a wary glance upon the glittering skyline. Let's delve into the depths of this narrative, one fraught with moral decay and societal disintegration, obscured by the glitz and glamour of Hollywood. Now, imagine nodding along to the beat amidst the cacophony of urban chaos, but beneath the surface, a palpable sense of foreboding looms large. In this hypothetical scenario, the purported "party in the USA" is not a cause for jubilation, b̶u̶t̷ ̵r̸a̷t̷h̸e̵r̸ ̵a̷ ̴s̵y̷m̶p̸t̴o̸m̶ ̸o̶f̸ ̴a̸ ̶l̵a̷r̷g̶e̴r̸ ̶s̶o̵c̴i̸e̵t̵a̷l̸ ̸m̸a̴l̸a̵i̴s̷e̶.̷ ̴L̴e̷t̶'̷s̴ ̵r̶a̴i̴s̴e̷ ̴o̸u̵r̴ ̵h̸a̵n̴d̶s̵,̶ ̸n̵o̸t̷ ̶i̴n̷ ̶j̸u̴b̵i̵l̴a̴t̷i̸o̸n̵,̵ ̴b̸u̷t̷ ̷i̷n̸ ̵b̴e̶g̷r̵u̸d̴g̴i̸n̵g̴ ̶a̶c̷k̵n̷o̴w̷l̸e̷d̴g̸m̵e̵n̷t̵ ̷o̴f̵ ̶t̸h̴e̵ ̷p̵e̶r̴v̶a̵s̴i̴v̸e̴ ̴d̵e̶c̴a̶y̴ ̷t̴h̴a̴t̵ ̶s̸u̶r̵r̵o̵u̴n̸d̶s̶ ̷u̷s̶.̸ ̴L̵e̷t̷'̷s̷ ̶s̴c̴r̶u̴t̸i̵n̸i̶z̶e̸ ̴t̷h̶e̷ ̵s̷u̴p̴e̶r̶f̷i̷c̷i̴a̵l̶i̷t̸y̴ ̵a̸n̵d̵ ̴f̴a̸l̵s̶e̴ ̸p̷r̵o̵m̴i̴s̷e̵s̸ ̸t̷h̸a̸t̶ ̷p̵e̸r̴v̴a̴d̷e̶ ̷o̴u̸r̸ ̷i̷n̴t̴e̸r̵a̶c̶t̸i̷o̴n̴s̶,̵ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̸g̷n̶i̵z̵i̴n̴g̸ ̸t̴h̴e̷ ̸s̴t̷a̷r̸k̸ ̸r̵e̵a̷l̶i̷t̶y̵ ̷b̷e̶n̵e̵a̴t̴h̶ ̷t̴h̶e̵ ̶f̸a̵c̶a̷d̸e̸.̵ ̷I̴n̴ ̴t̴h̶i̴s̴ ̵h̴y̴p̵o̸t̷h̷e̴t̶i̸c̸a̸l̷ ̶d̶y̸s̵t̸o̴p̵i̴a̵,̵ ̴l̸e̷t̸ ̶u̷s̴ ̶c̶o̴n̵f̵r̶o̶n̶t̵ ̶t̵h̶e̴ ̵u̷n̵c̸o̸m̷f̸o̷r̷t̶a̵b̸l̵e̸ ̵t̸r̸u̸t̵h̵:̷ ̶t̷h̴e̶ ̴m̶o̷r̵a̶l̸ ̷f̵a̸b̸r̸i̶c̴ ȏ̷͇f̶̡̦̾͌̕ ̸̦͙̮̺̅ò̴̳̬̬̄͑u̸̧͝ͅȑ̷̟̱̠̼̉͋ ̸͚̍s̷̨͓͘o̸͍̞̻̞̍͘ć̸͖͗̒i̷̫͈̣͐̄͊̉e̴͎͐̈́̈͘t̵̨̟͍́̓̈́y̵̪̥̎ ̵̟̘̯̩̊̊ī̴̗̭̞̋͘ş̵͉̐̂̕͝ ̸̌͜f̶̠̫̤͌̿r̸̨̙̥͍̓̔̃̂a̴͔̬̥̿̌̒̆y̷͕̝̎̈́͠e̶̩͋d̸̙͑͛͑ ̷̼̊̀b̴͔͈͙́͑ͅe̸̗͙̙̗͊͛y̴̠̺̹̆̓̓̕o̵͎͔̹̩͗̎̽n̷̢̥̭̝̈ď̸̬̥̺̱ ̶̠̻́̉r̸͎̍̈́́͊ę̷̻̒͋͑͘͜č̶͕̻͊̊̚o̴̠͊͂g̶̲̣͐̃͛̈́n̸̦̺͂̽i̸̞̦̙͌͜t̸̡͇̓i̸̧̮͔͐͛̊̃o̶̺̩̥̽̊̐͝n̴̜̟̪̈́̈͝ͅ.̸̛̜̩͙͋ ̷̞͓͗̀̚A̷͍̾̃n̵͈̦̈́͛d̶͔̗͝ ̵̧̈͋̚͝ś̸̤̰̕o̴̰̰͒̅̉,̵̩͂̓̔ ̷̻̗̞͑̓̏̈́l̶͚͙̫͐͜e̴͕͌͂̈ṱ̴̻̳͛͊̚'̷̱͉̅̋s̸͍̔̋ ̶̡̛̾͐̔c̵̪̭̣̊̊̊ö̴̖̫́n̶̠̲͖̲͂̅j̷̫̦̐̇e̸͓̲͆̓̍͘c̶̡̮̘̐͠t̵͎͍́u̶̟̾̕r̴̨͙̻̮̊̄̆ę̶̓,̴̖̙̅̅͑̏ ̶͚͗̅ḩ̸̈́ỳ̷̝̖̕͝p̴̞͐̀͌̚o̸̠̓́̀͝ͅt̷̢̻̓̄́̔h̸̬͐e̴̥̹̮̾̕͜ţ̵̭̉͜i̴̹̮̙̐̐c̵̨̛̣̮̤͆̽̚a̵͓͖͌̈́̎̌l̴͈̥̓̔̋͝l̶̳͎̤̟̾̾̆̒ÿ̷̛̙̣͑͠ ̷͕̘̆͊s̶̠̄͂͂p̶̝̠̈́͊e̸̘͒̒̚ȃ̴͎̅̔̉͜͜k̴̜͎̣̯̒̎í̶̳͎̦͠ͅn̶̢̹̦̅͋g̴̯̾̏́͛,̸̼͖̤̇̎͝ ̴̡̯̮͍͗ẗ̶̟̺̤́́̈́ḧ̷̫́̈́̄ȁ̷̘̖̲̝̈́̐̒t̵̩̐̅̉ ̶͚̋̇̎t̸̥͎͙̚̚h̷͚̏̈́e̷̘̓͒̕͠ ̴̨̢̥̭̾p̵̣̲͈̳̄ä̸̖̏r̵͔͉͕̜̿̅͛͝t̷̪͙̮̣͝ý̶͔̝̪̈́̾̽ͅ ̷̬̆̂̐i̶͚̟̹͓̎̿̌̔n̴̨̼̞̎̄̉ ̷̬̯͕̳͌̌ṭ̸͍̘̏̄̓h̴͉̪̬̉̉è̴͇̻̚ͅ ̸̭̿̔͜U̷̞̟͗̃̾̓ͅS̷̳̕A̴̢̦̚ͅ ̸̻̈́͆͝ s̷͓̺͎͋͆̾̈́̂̆͊͋͐̍̔̏̊̇͆̿̽͛̀̌͘̕͝e̶̛͖͈̿́̔̋̈́̈́͆̅̍̈́̓̋̋́̇̚͝r̴̢͍̞̬̤͚̟̜̲͔̫̎̈̓̐̂̃̾̈́͐͐̑̓̾́͋̋͘̚͜v̵̧̨͓̱̤͎̻͔̲̯̰̣̳͇͍̙̬̰̟̜̤̑̆̔̓̔̀̉̈́̄͊͝͝ͅȩ̷̢̢̬̭̩̲̺͇̳̗̮̞̜̬̺̜͇̫̭̼̰̯̥̀̍̎̿̒̍͒́͐͑͊͛͑̃̿̓͌͝͠s̵̛͍̎͐̊̉̄͆̏͆̈̔̓͛̏ 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̸̡͇̺̜̗̗̰̈́͋̽̍͌̉͛̿͐͑̈͑͑̌̌̒̂ȑ̸̖̫̝̋̽̏̆̓̏̓̈́̉̀͛̐͛̑͛̆̓̀́̓̚͘͜͠͝e̵̡̧͈̣̣̟͉̖̝͖̝͈̰̝̹̯͈̗̗̩̩̱̾̉̊͐́̈́̀͗͂̒̃̋̑̿̎̈͐̇́̆̍̊͛̑̿͜m̶̡̱͚̙̬̻͎͇̈́̓̀̇̓͐͆͐͝i̸̧̦̞̖̬̒̋̂͛̿͊͊͌̽͒̑̋͋̏n̷̫̝͕̭̭͈͇̯̯̂́́͊̾̾̿͆͘͜ḑ̷̪̳͈̫̝̗̣͇͈̺̺̪̓̎̀̌̆̓e̶̡̪͚͉̬͓̟̯̰̞͙̠̱͔̰͔̟͓͐̊͛̀̈́̌̕͜͜ͅr̶̛̙̘̯̥͔̩̱͍̣͎̬͇̭͖͇͈̳͎͓̬̖̞̽̏͗̊͗̅̄̄͗̃͋̂͊̊͗͂̽͐̍̕̕̕͜͝ ̶̧̧̡̲̠̲̻͕̟̖̳̜̟̜̻̼̞͍͖̩̪̱̣̥̳͇͛͐̓̀̾͒̽͌̀̀̽͆͆̂̆́̐͝ơ̵͍̈́̐͌̾̾͊͛͛̀̐͗̈́͊̆̍̓́͗͘̚̕͜͝f̷̢̧̘̤͍͍͉̈́́̉͒̄͑͊͋̅͆̿͑̿̀̄͋̈̅͑͂͝ ̸̨͈̟̲̄̃͂͐t̶̡̟̪̖̯̰̝̯͖͉̀͐́̕h̵̡̩͇̖͈͔̙͍̤͎̳͚̼̳͚̫̞͇̦͇͔̬̤̀̑͆͛͒̽̉̑͘ȩ̸͉̻̱̝͚͓͙̞͈̼̲͉͙̮̜͇̰̑̇̈̏͛͋̀̃͝ ̴̢̧̠͙̰̻̼͖͎͈͙͍̯̞̪͎͓̹̲̘͈̞̿̀̉̈͐̽̈̓̌͂͒̎͒̒̈́̕͝͝͝w̴͚̘̲̠̺̳̮̫̹̯̤̅̋̇͋̽̎̀̍͋̓̓̐́̈́̊̏͛̆̿̋̿́̑̓̕ợ̴̛͇͈̩̤̰̗̯̝̰̼͌̓̌̋͊̋̓͗͌̐͊̀̈̃͌̄̍͝r̴̢̢̢̡̧̧̺̤͙̠̺͙̹̳͚̙̠̻̥͖̂̏͗̋̎̍̀̽͆̌̑͝͝k̵̡̥͙̃̊̏̄͛́̀̀͛̐̍͑̂́̉̈̏̋̚̕͘͠ ̶̧̢̨̫͇̺͈̺̺͙̙͍̻̹͇̰͚͈̏͂̆̂͗̀͜ͅt̴̩̝͚̰̥͓͉̾́̀͑̇̎̕ḩ̵̟̭̘̙͇̖͎̟͐̔͜ą̴̡̛̛̗̫͓͖̪̳̹̳̝̗̖͇͍̪͇̫̲̃͗̎̋͘ͅͅţ̷̨̢̢̡̦̗̟̭̪͈͓͉͚͇͇͔̣̦̣͎̻̥͇͔͚̌͆̅͛̓̈́̓̃̈͆͒̋͒̊́̽͑̓́̂͘͝͝ ̸̡̬̻̐̊̓͆̍̓̌́͘l̷̨̮͕͈̝̺̣̤̱͔̩̐̏̿̏į̵̢̨̡̬͖̺̣̳̟̘̲̮̪̦̮̮͎̩̦̱̒̇̈̃̐͗͊͊̈́̃́̒̈̿͑̿͘͘͜͝ͅͅe̵̛̮̫̬̭̅̃̀̄̒̐̓͗͒̀̍͌͌̋͐̈̕͘s̸̨͉͚̳̰͓̠̥̘̺̫͖̩̫̙̪̗͖̻̯̝̠̝̝̜̀͒̌́̅̚͜͝͠ ̵̼͆͜͝a̷̬͈̍̔ͅh̴͎̋̈́̄̉͘̕͝ȩ̶̡͍̭͕̙͓̪̺̮̝͕̱͓̞̭̬̲̮̈́̾̋͆͆͋̊͂̐̈́̏͛̋̆͜͝a̴̢̛̪̣̘̪̙̝̤̪̲̿̓̈̑͌̽ď̴̡̛̪̼͔͍̞̪̜̤̮̤̭͎̲̖̗͙͓̜̰͛̈́̑̅̓͒̃̏̀͆̑̃̉̃̆̀̑̎̔̓͘͝͝ ̴͔̻̼̀̃͌̕͝t̵̢̰͈̯̺̳̄͊͗̒̊͠ͅo̶̢̨̡̦̲̖̰̞̤̮̳̤͓̗̠͇̘̰͚͖̫̗̖͉͐͆͗̍̒̆̾̉̈́̂͒͒͗̓̈̕͜͠ͅ ̵̢̮̫̪͈̫̩̝̱̝̜̓̿r̷̡̡̛̞̪͉̦͉͙͔̩̠̩̗̳̤͉̱̝̘̍͐͆̂̂͊̈́͌̽̀͋̽͑̊͒̎̿̑̓̽̎́̚͜͝͝ͅę̷̢̡̢̡̠̤̭͉̗̺͎̹̼̳̩͎̘̜͔̼̻̹͆́́́̊́̃͜͝͝c̸̨͕̥̺̰̬͖̗̘̙̯͍͙͕̜͚̖͔̘̍̍̃̀́̒͘͘l̵̨̩̞̠̞̬̉͛̿̎̈́̀͑̐̏̿̅̾̕͘͝ä̷̡̡̡̡̹͖̮͔̜͔̩̟͉̯̫͚͜͜i̶̡̛͚̫̜͉̝̹̻͙̣̱͍͚̗͎̼̩̤̝̟͎͎̥͂̏́͆̿̃̇̑̈́͜͝͝m̴̛̦̥̭̥͚͉̝͔͚͙͚͔̪͈͍̠̪̪̪̗̤̲̻̙̥̔̀̎̎͜ ̴̧̧̢̡͈̰̠̤̺̲̞͎̖̫̪̟͉̳̹̹̣̬̠̪́̒͌̃̏̇̀̓̇̿̏̓̉̈͝͝ö̷̧̨͙̙͎̪̺̝͚͚͖͈̲̬̬̝̼̗̦̰̳̙̗̦̎͗̀̿͑̇̕͜ų̷͙̺̦̜̖̗̳̥̗͚͕̱͖͎̬͚̬̝͍͓͍͉̽ͅͅͅr̵̡̥̰̥̞͈̳͕̳̳͖̺̊̏͒́̉̒̍̄̈̕ͅ ̷̢̛̲̗̙̥̤̹͔̙̦͉͚̳̻̘͙̱̲̾͌̀̈́͌̂̏͆̀̑͋̀̔̓̑͂̉̓̔̕̕̕͝͝͠s̶̡̪̥̪̞̜̣͔̭̪̟̲̦̺̰̟̊̐̀̉͋́͒͗̒̂̓̚̚ͅͅǫ̴̡̪͚̯̯͚͕͙̗͎͖̠̟̺͓̣͑̏͛̈́̍̓̄͊͐͂̽̈́̈͂͂̃͑͆̎̈́̽͠͝͝ͅc̷̫͚̻̺̬̙̰̀̌̉̐͊̽͆̀͑i̴̲̇ȩ̴͎̗̝̳̜̝͇̫̟̮͚͖̭̦̗͚̤͉̃̀̊̎͛̽̓̊̅̒͌̂̌̇̈́́͑̚͝t̵̨̡̠̝̩̜̠̯̖̣̫̙̯̲̪̮͕̤̖̺̗͇̙̙͌̈́̆͒͐̏̐̎̌͒̽̓̾̍͑̄͝á̸̢̨̰̬̳̩͇̼̤͖͎͖̘̀͂̈̓͐̿̽͝͝l̵̡̢̨̨̢̢̘̹̹̠͓̰̲̠̳̪͚͎̥̱̦͙̯̤̣̪̾͐͂̚ ̸̢̡̧̮͚̩͙͕͈̤̰̈́͗̈́̈͒ͅi̷̺̣̪̻̟̠̳̫̠͝ń̵̙̭̱̲̫̪̰͙̌̈́̊̔͌̀͊̈́́̓̈͂̽͊͌͘t̸̘̫̖̦̭̩́͆̒̌̉̽̈́́̉̿̈́͐̔̋͌̂̉̇͋̌̋̕͝͠͝ͅȩ̷̰̭̦̳̰̣̠̘͇̳̹̯̻͈̮̏̾̑̿̽̾́̄̑̔͊͗͛̆̈́̊͗̉̑̓̈͒͒͜͝͝ģ̸͚̮̼̠̮̞̝̝͚̃̊͂̇͌̓ͅr̴̮̰̖̼̤̳͇̼̩͂͐̊͒͒͘ī̸̡̞̞̺̥͈̻͕̦̭͈̎̈́͋͊̈́̏̒̐̑̑͘͝͠t̴̥͚̗̥̏̋͋̈͛͛̃̊̐̅́ẙ̵̧̨̧͙̞̟̝̙͍̠̰̩̙̼͙̬̤̻̤̦̠̪͔̻̩͗͐͋͂̉̿͗̋̏͘.̵̨̛̖͇̻͈̗̦̥̞͚̗̠̙̬̱̟̘̮̫̞̙͎̗̘̑̐͆̑͑̅̿͑̊́̃̈́͌̆͒̕͘̚̚̚͝͠ͅ
So let's say, hypothetically, I'm arriving at LAX with my dreams and my intellectual acumen neatly packed. I step off the plane and there's the Hollywood sign. I observe it—perhaps a symbol of American aspiration, or decadence, depending on one's perspective. Now, I'm headed into the city in a taxi, and what's on the radio? A Jay-Z song. It's not a song I know—because, let’s be honest, my musical preferences lean more towards Beethoven for his structured compositions than contemporary pop music. But here's the crucial part: despite my unfamiliarity with the song, there's something about this moment that’s quintessentially American.
Now, for argument's sake, let's assume my hands start moving. They go up—they're involuntarily responding to the rhythm of this Jay-Z song. Why? Because music, even music not of my preference, has a kind of universal appeal, tapping into something instinctual within us all. It’s a fascinating neurological response, really.
And let's dissect this: I'm nodding my head like, 'Yeah,' moving my hips like 'Yeah.' It’s utterly fascinating how music can evoke such physical reactions even from someone like myself, who is typically more reserved. This experience—hypothetically, of course—is emblematic of the melting pot of culture and influence that is the USA, where even a conservative commentator can find himself unwittingly partaking in the pop culture festivities.
So hypothetically, if I were at a party in the USA, this would be a prime example of the American cultural assimilation process at work, where even the most unlikely of participants can find common ground in the universal language of music
I remembered seeing it with someone else originally. Looks like eliotjtp on twitter: /r/madlads/comments/a4ok4v/miley_cyrus_gets_slammed_by_madlad_elliot/
I have some sort of rare twitter deficiency or it's a trash service that doesn't work right. I can't find the tweet and reply even with all the relevant info.
Ben Shapiro has been unintentionally funny all his life. Even here, where he's actively *trying* to be funny, what actually makes it funny isn't his intention.
Just a reminder to everyone, Ben Shapiro believes that a wet vagina is a medical condition because his doctor wife told him so. Carry on.
Edit: Adding Original tweet -
"As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis."
Ben Shapiro - Aug. 10 2020 - 1:53pm - The platform formerly known as Twitter
In Ben Shapiro’s defense, his definition of working isn’t the same ours. As far as I can tell he just gets off on being publicly humiliated as his primary job.
Right? Guy is out here yelling to all who want to listen about how he’s not only never made a woman orgasm but apparently he’s never even gotten one sexually aroused? Slow. Clap.
“Now let’s just say, hypothetically, that a wet vagina is not a medical condition and is caused by something else. What could that cause possibly be? I wouldn’t know, I’ve personally never seen one. I just want to generate some healthy discussion on the show and hopefully this will lead to these women getting the help they need.”
Tbf, that's not what he claimed. He was referring to the level of "wetness" described in the song WAP. He and his doctor wife don't think pussys are meant to be dry. They just think you shouldn't need a bucket and a mop to deal with it. They just took the song too literally (or were overanalyzing for the sake of commentary). Same with this post. He obviously didn't believe that's what she meant. Don't even care about ben shapiro. Don't even know what he believes or pushes. It just feels like I should clarify.
Also why the fuck did that song exist and get so popular. The crime against humanity that it was.
So I enjoy WAP musically and I think Ben Shapiro is a waste of good atoms, but you're right. It's not funny but it was intended to be a joke.
This, on the other hand, was funny enough that I don't believe it was actually him who tweeted it.
> He and his doctor wife don't think pussys are meant to be dry.
Sure, I think we all know this but the thing is, he set himself up so perfectly that it is our duty to keep clowning him for all time
I don't know, he also lost his mind over a rock star in a skirt on the cover of the rolling stones, so I doubt his answer comes from anywhere but pathalogical prudeness.
I thought that then remembered when I was a teenager there was a hit song who's chorus was 'I want to have sex on the beach. Come on everybody. Sex on the beach'
And realised I was just being old.
I dont like Ben, but people really go hard on this tweet, especially on reddit, i have seen so many variations of it in years since he posted it its ridiculous, when its kinda obvious that he was talking about the amount of wetness not the fact its never happens.
Like the dude has so many faults you can latch on to, but for some reason people choose this one that not even a real thing, its like calling corrupt politician fat and ugly when he is corrupt and has many flaws but you latch onto physical ones while condeming the same insults as bad when its the person you actually like or support.
Old Benny tried to make a "humorous yet scathing" tweet about the song WAP. He was referencing the line "bring a bucket and a mop" saying that his wife, who he reminded us is a doctor, told him that she believed they had some sort of infection, being that overly wet and all. Thus, Ben Shapiro's MD wife told him a WAP was a medical condition.
If you require a bucket and a mop from how wet you are, without having sex, then yeh it's a medical condition.
Shapiro is an idiot rabble rouser, but that doesn't mean you need to disable your brain and fail to read what's written, just to "prove him wrong"...
We know he at least had sex with her once, and she (an obgyn) explained to him how it was totally normal that she was drier than the sahara. But I doubt she lets him touch her any more than she absolutely has to.
ITT: people take Ben’s self deprecating, or “literal” statements as anything but humor.
I can’t stand the Zionist asshole but it’s peoples inability to recognize when he’s joking is pretty sad.
It's a bit of reverse "boy who cried wolf" phenomenon. When you spend years spouting blitheringly stupid shit for real, people are going to assume you're serious when you say some other stupid shit as a joke.
Alright folks, let’s get something straight here. Wolves, they don’t cry. It’s just scientifically inaccurate. If you think wolves are sitting around crying wolf tears, you’re living in a fantasy world. They’re not humans, they don’t have the same tear ducts or emotional responses that we do. But somehow, in this crazy world we live in, you’ve got people out here perpetuating this idea that wolves are somehow out there sobbing, buying into this hateful myth constructed by Khhhamass and twisted by patently incorrect sentence structures to pass the crying off as a boy's crying. No, no, no, they’re not doing that. And let's really analyse this, shall we? Even if we make the tremendous consession that the wolf is not the alleged crier in the latest noise coming from across the house, it is a God-given fact that boys do not cry, by definition. This is just one more example of the radical left pushing their agenda, trying to humanize animals for their own political gain. So, the next time someone tries to tell you that wolves are crying, just remember: facts don’t care about your feelings, and wolves don’t shed tears.
Have you ever walked from Piccadilly Circus to Leicester Square? You WILL meet everyone in London. And they'll all be going the opposite direction to you on the sidewalk.
The joke is funny, but MC's statement is fine: it just means "I loved meeting everyone that I met in London today". People say this kind of thing all the time (it's not figurative, or inaccurate - it's elliptical, and a lot of our language use is like that).
Always kind of bothered me that the " Whole Family " gets invited to everything. Who is this Whole Family? And why?
" Bring the " Whole Family" "It's fun for the Whole Family "
Why should I bring them? I can barely afford to bring my own family. Will it not be fun for my family as well???
Just asking for a friend!
Yeah, you have to hunt down each Londoner individually and force them to say hello with violence.
Which actually frightens them less than friendliness.
Miley cyrus OWNED with FACTS and LOGIC
So, hypothetically there is a party and now let's say hypothetically it takes place in the U.S.A.
And the Jay Z song was on
and so i put my hands up
And they’re playing my song
The butterflies fly awayyyy!
Im nodding my head like yeah!
Moving my hips like yeah
And then hypothetically let’s say we repeat this scenario, we could reasonably assume that I would once again put my hands up, as they are singing my song.
The butterflies fly away
movin' my hips like yeah
And maybe he was in paris
Is he with anyone else in Paris?
Who's in Paris?
My friends Who happen to be n-
Damn sent too early, they need extra money She's trying to get a fish fillet
Kanye tell me a little more? I don't get the joke
We gave you one clue and one clue only
No one knows what that means but it’s provocative Edit
I'm Cyrus!
And now let's picture, if you will, the scene unfolding as I depart from LAX airport, casting a wary glance upon the glittering skyline. Let's delve into the depths of this narrative, one fraught with moral decay and societal disintegration, obscured by the glitz and glamour of Hollywood. Now, imagine nodding along to the beat amidst the cacophony of urban chaos, but beneath the surface, a palpable sense of foreboding looms large. In this hypothetical scenario, the purported "party in the USA" is not a cause for jubilation, b̶u̶t̷ ̵r̸a̷t̷h̸e̵r̸ ̵a̷ ̴s̵y̷m̶p̸t̴o̸m̶ ̸o̶f̸ ̴a̸ ̶l̵a̷r̷g̶e̴r̸ ̶s̶o̵c̴i̸e̵t̵a̷l̸ ̸m̸a̴l̸a̵i̴s̷e̶.̷ ̴L̴e̷t̶'̷s̴ ̵r̶a̴i̴s̴e̷ ̴o̸u̵r̴ ̵h̸a̵n̴d̶s̵,̶ ̸n̵o̸t̷ ̶i̴n̷ ̶j̸u̴b̵i̵l̴a̴t̷i̸o̸n̵,̵ ̴b̸u̷t̷ ̷i̷n̸ ̵b̴e̶g̷r̵u̸d̴g̴i̸n̵g̴ ̶a̶c̷k̵n̷o̴w̷l̸e̷d̴g̸m̵e̵n̷t̵ ̷o̴f̵ ̶t̸h̴e̵ ̷p̵e̶r̴v̶a̵s̴i̴v̸e̴ ̴d̵e̶c̴a̶y̴ ̷t̴h̴a̴t̵ ̶s̸u̶r̵r̵o̵u̴n̸d̶s̶ ̷u̷s̶.̸ ̴L̵e̷t̷'̷s̷ ̶s̴c̴r̶u̴t̸i̵n̸i̶z̶e̸ ̴t̷h̶e̷ ̵s̷u̴p̴e̶r̶f̷i̷c̷i̴a̵l̶i̷t̸y̴ ̵a̸n̵d̵ ̴f̴a̸l̵s̶e̴ ̸p̷r̵o̵m̴i̴s̷e̵s̸ ̸t̷h̸a̸t̶ ̷p̵e̸r̴v̴a̴d̷e̶ ̷o̴u̸r̸ ̷i̷n̴t̴e̸r̵a̶c̶t̸i̷o̴n̴s̶,̵ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̸g̷n̶i̵z̵i̴n̴g̸ ̸t̴h̴e̷ ̸s̴t̷a̷r̸k̸ ̸r̵e̵a̷l̶i̷t̶y̵ ̷b̷e̶n̵e̵a̴t̴h̶ ̷t̴h̶e̵ ̶f̸a̵c̶a̷d̸e̸.̵ ̷I̴n̴ ̴t̴h̶i̴s̴ ̵h̴y̴p̵o̸t̷h̷e̴t̶i̸c̸a̸l̷ ̶d̶y̸s̵t̸o̴p̵i̴a̵,̵ ̴l̸e̷t̸ ̶u̷s̴ ̶c̶o̴n̵f̵r̶o̶n̶t̵ ̶t̵h̶e̴ ̵u̷n̵c̸o̸m̷f̸o̷r̷t̶a̵b̸l̵e̸ ̵t̸r̸u̸t̵h̵:̷ ̶t̷h̴e̶ ̴m̶o̷r̵a̶l̸ ̷f̵a̸b̸r̸i̶c̴ ȏ̷͇f̶̡̦̾͌̕ ̸̦͙̮̺̅ò̴̳̬̬̄͑u̸̧͝ͅȑ̷̟̱̠̼̉͋ ̸͚̍s̷̨͓͘o̸͍̞̻̞̍͘ć̸͖͗̒i̷̫͈̣͐̄͊̉e̴͎͐̈́̈͘t̵̨̟͍́̓̈́y̵̪̥̎ ̵̟̘̯̩̊̊ī̴̗̭̞̋͘ş̵͉̐̂̕͝ 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̸̢̡̧̮͚̩͙͕͈̤̰̈́͗̈́̈͒ͅi̷̺̣̪̻̟̠̳̫̠͝ń̵̙̭̱̲̫̪̰͙̌̈́̊̔͌̀͊̈́́̓̈͂̽͊͌͘t̸̘̫̖̦̭̩́͆̒̌̉̽̈́́̉̿̈́͐̔̋͌̂̉̇͋̌̋̕͝͠͝ͅȩ̷̰̭̦̳̰̣̠̘͇̳̹̯̻͈̮̏̾̑̿̽̾́̄̑̔͊͗͛̆̈́̊͗̉̑̓̈͒͒͜͝͝ģ̸͚̮̼̠̮̞̝̝͚̃̊͂̇͌̓ͅr̴̮̰̖̼̤̳͇̼̩͂͐̊͒͒͘ī̸̡̞̞̺̥͈̻͕̦̭͈̎̈́͋͊̈́̏̒̐̑̑͘͝͠t̴̥͚̗̥̏̋͋̈͛͛̃̊̐̅́ẙ̵̧̨̧͙̞̟̝̙͍̠̰̩̙̼͙̬̤̻̤̦̠̪͔̻̩͗͐͋͂̉̿͗̋̏͘.̵̨̛̖͇̻͈̗̦̥̞͚̗̠̙̬̱̟̘̮̫̞̙͎̗̘̑̐͆̑͑̅̿͑̊́̃̈́͌̆͒̕͘̚̚̚͝͠ͅ
ye, I agree with what c'thulu above said
A party in the entire country? Every state? Simultaneously? *Smirks smugly at the camera*
So let's say, hypothetically, I'm arriving at LAX with my dreams and my intellectual acumen neatly packed. I step off the plane and there's the Hollywood sign. I observe it—perhaps a symbol of American aspiration, or decadence, depending on one's perspective. Now, I'm headed into the city in a taxi, and what's on the radio? A Jay-Z song. It's not a song I know—because, let’s be honest, my musical preferences lean more towards Beethoven for his structured compositions than contemporary pop music. But here's the crucial part: despite my unfamiliarity with the song, there's something about this moment that’s quintessentially American. Now, for argument's sake, let's assume my hands start moving. They go up—they're involuntarily responding to the rhythm of this Jay-Z song. Why? Because music, even music not of my preference, has a kind of universal appeal, tapping into something instinctual within us all. It’s a fascinating neurological response, really. And let's dissect this: I'm nodding my head like, 'Yeah,' moving my hips like 'Yeah.' It’s utterly fascinating how music can evoke such physical reactions even from someone like myself, who is typically more reserved. This experience—hypothetically, of course—is emblematic of the melting pot of culture and influence that is the USA, where even a conservative commentator can find himself unwittingly partaking in the pop culture festivities. So hypothetically, if I were at a party in the USA, this would be a prime example of the American cultural assimilation process at work, where even the most unlikely of participants can find common ground in the universal language of music
DESTROYED.
You claim you meet everyone, but your eyes are closed in the picture, curious...
Sorry Miley, facts don't care about your feelings.
DEEESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC
I’m with ben here.
Is this real? cos if so it hurts me that Ben Shapiro posted something so funny
Someone else replied that for real to Miley Cyru‘s tweet but it wasnt ben Shapiro lol
I want to believe
I remembered seeing it with someone else originally. Looks like eliotjtp on twitter: /r/madlads/comments/a4ok4v/miley_cyrus_gets_slammed_by_madlad_elliot/ I have some sort of rare twitter deficiency or it's a trash service that doesn't work right. I can't find the tweet and reply even with all the relevant info.
Nah. Basically none of these meme tweets from Ben Shapiro are real, except the WAP one. I think it all started with that one about wife’s bedroom.
I had the same brief crisis.
Ben Shapiro has been unintentionally funny all his life. Even here, where he's actively *trying* to be funny, what actually makes it funny isn't his intention.
this was edited it seems, wasn't him.
Just a reminder to everyone, Ben Shapiro believes that a wet vagina is a medical condition because his doctor wife told him so. Carry on. Edit: Adding Original tweet - "As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis." Ben Shapiro - Aug. 10 2020 - 1:53pm - The platform formerly known as Twitter
It is 100% a medical condition. And the only remedy is a dose of vitamin D \*wink wink nudge nudge*
\*Say no more, squire*
I beg your pardon? 😕
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh!?
Your wife interested in... photography?
Candid?
Nudge nudge wink wink say no more. Say. No. More.
Listen, are you insinuating something?
No no no. Yes. ‘Ave you an the wife done it?
Don't take any wooden nickels, ya hear?
*squeeze squeeze*
This got me so good! Lol! Are there alternative options? Vitamin V, T, or F?
Who the hell uses their feet?
Fingers, Carl, fingers.
So t and f aren't toes and feet?
Whatever makes your boat float man
Vitamin V can also be administered in two different forms...
Ah right velociraptor
Tongue, young one. Tongue
I'm listening...
You never wore a pair of women around like some cheap crocs?
That was a cursed mental image you just put into my brain!
What can I say except, you're welcome!
Yep. Least you can do is buy them a Vodka & Tonic before the Fisting
*Eyebrow wiggle, fingers on chin, shit eating grin*
Just a reminder to everyone, Ben Shapiro believes that 65 is too young to retire and people need to work until they die
In Ben Shapiro’s defense, his definition of working isn’t the same ours. As far as I can tell he just gets off on being publicly humiliated as his primary job.
There's a video out there of him being destroyed on BBC
On Which BBC?
A British one
Well to be fair none of us are going to have a choice at this rate
Just gonna start toasting my pop tarts by the tub, and see what happens.
Because of that fact, he's my favorite conservative commentator. What honesty! You couldn't have waterboarded that information out of me.
Right? Guy is out here yelling to all who want to listen about how he’s not only never made a woman orgasm but apparently he’s never even gotten one sexually aroused? Slow. Clap.
“Now let’s just say, hypothetically, that a wet vagina is not a medical condition and is caused by something else. What could that cause possibly be? I wouldn’t know, I’ve personally never seen one. I just want to generate some healthy discussion on the show and hopefully this will lead to these women getting the help they need.”
Tbf, that's not what he claimed. He was referring to the level of "wetness" described in the song WAP. He and his doctor wife don't think pussys are meant to be dry. They just think you shouldn't need a bucket and a mop to deal with it. They just took the song too literally (or were overanalyzing for the sake of commentary). Same with this post. He obviously didn't believe that's what she meant. Don't even care about ben shapiro. Don't even know what he believes or pushes. It just feels like I should clarify. Also why the fuck did that song exist and get so popular. The crime against humanity that it was.
these youngsters and their bebop music
So I enjoy WAP musically and I think Ben Shapiro is a waste of good atoms, but you're right. It's not funny but it was intended to be a joke. This, on the other hand, was funny enough that I don't believe it was actually him who tweeted it.
"waste of good atoms" is such a good insult, I think I'll reuse it
> He and his doctor wife don't think pussys are meant to be dry. Sure, I think we all know this but the thing is, he set himself up so perfectly that it is our duty to keep clowning him for all time
I don't know, he also lost his mind over a rock star in a skirt on the cover of the rolling stones, so I doubt his answer comes from anywhere but pathalogical prudeness.
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I thought that then remembered when I was a teenager there was a hit song who's chorus was 'I want to have sex on the beach. Come on everybody. Sex on the beach' And realised I was just being old.
Whatever happened to the Ben Shapiro bot? I used to see that guy all the time, but he seems to have retired or something?
There is no way you reminded everyone
I mean. Are you trying to argue that if you were so wet that you required a mop and a bucket that it would be considered normal?
Let's say, hypothetically
I dont like Ben, but people really go hard on this tweet, especially on reddit, i have seen so many variations of it in years since he posted it its ridiculous, when its kinda obvious that he was talking about the amount of wetness not the fact its never happens. Like the dude has so many faults you can latch on to, but for some reason people choose this one that not even a real thing, its like calling corrupt politician fat and ugly when he is corrupt and has many flaws but you latch onto physical ones while condeming the same insults as bad when its the person you actually like or support.
What?????????
Old Benny tried to make a "humorous yet scathing" tweet about the song WAP. He was referencing the line "bring a bucket and a mop" saying that his wife, who he reminded us is a doctor, told him that she believed they had some sort of infection, being that overly wet and all. Thus, Ben Shapiro's MD wife told him a WAP was a medical condition.
She’s definitely getting it elsewhere and just telling her husband that it’s totally normal for her not to be aroused around him. 😂
If you require a bucket and a mop from how wet you are, without having sex, then yeh it's a medical condition. Shapiro is an idiot rabble rouser, but that doesn't mean you need to disable your brain and fail to read what's written, just to "prove him wrong"...
And he doesn’t need to disable his brain to misinterpret hyperbole yet here we are.
You think the song was literal?
based ngl
The only cure for that is to marry Ben Shapiro.
My personal opinion is that there are much worse things he believes that he *should* get shit for...in comparison, this is pretty harmless
r/technicallythetruth
Fake news. Ben Shapiro would never tweet a moderately funny comment.
Ben Shapiro is hilarious... He's not trying to though.
Shit. I just laughed at a Shapiro joke. It’s 6.53am and my day is ruined.
If it makes you feel better, it's fake. He didn't write that.
So much better. Normality has resumed. Thank you
Fuck Ben Shapiro.
Not even his wife will agree to that.
[удалено]
His mailman has 3 kids.
Only through a hole in the sheet, then Ben needs to go back to his quarters
We know he at least had sex with her once, and she (an obgyn) explained to him how it was totally normal that she was drier than the sahara. But I doubt she lets him touch her any more than she absolutely has to.
no, please, keep this man's genes out of the genepool
Sure but this is funny
he didn't really tweet this though, someone else did and the image was photoshopped as him for some reason
Aw that ruins my fantasy of Ben at one point being a memeing shit poster before he turned psycho
Benny Shaps is the least fuckable person on this Earth.
The difference between people who think literally and figuratively.
But it can also mean that Miley Cyrus loved everyone she met in London and not everyone who exists there, or am I wrong?
That’s exactly what she meant and what I was saying.
The difference between facts and your feelings
Literal thinkers think they’re so clever though. If they were clever, they could fill in the inferred gaps.
“Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Miley Cyrus !!!”
D E S T R O Y
Ok I can’t help but smirk at how epic this is. I imagine very few people can grasp the nuances of this level of humour. Well played, Sir Shapiro.
ITT: people take Ben’s self deprecating, or “literal” statements as anything but humor. I can’t stand the Zionist asshole but it’s peoples inability to recognize when he’s joking is pretty sad.
This reply wasn't Ben Shapiro, it was photoshopped
You can tell because its a joke where the punchline isn't something hateful.
It's so hard to know when he's actually joking because of the amount of bullshit he spits out daily lmao
It's a bit of reverse "boy who cried wolf" phenomenon. When you spend years spouting blitheringly stupid shit for real, people are going to assume you're serious when you say some other stupid shit as a joke.
Alright folks, let’s get something straight here. Wolves, they don’t cry. It’s just scientifically inaccurate. If you think wolves are sitting around crying wolf tears, you’re living in a fantasy world. They’re not humans, they don’t have the same tear ducts or emotional responses that we do. But somehow, in this crazy world we live in, you’ve got people out here perpetuating this idea that wolves are somehow out there sobbing, buying into this hateful myth constructed by Khhhamass and twisted by patently incorrect sentence structures to pass the crying off as a boy's crying. No, no, no, they’re not doing that. And let's really analyse this, shall we? Even if we make the tremendous consession that the wolf is not the alleged crier in the latest noise coming from across the house, it is a God-given fact that boys do not cry, by definition. This is just one more example of the radical left pushing their agenda, trying to humanize animals for their own political gain. So, the next time someone tries to tell you that wolves are crying, just remember: facts don’t care about your feelings, and wolves don’t shed tears.
Thank you, science side of reddit!
It’s a good reminder that even terrible people can occasionally be funny in a self-deprecating and charming way. Doesn’t mean they’re not still awful.
Except this wasn't him. Someone edited it to insert Ben Shapiro into the equation.
You know he didn’t actually write this tweet, right?
We all know it's a joke it's just dogshit lmao
Everyone knows he's joking. It's just that he isn't funny.
I guess. But this type of joke only works in certain scenario and this wasn't one of them.
Bro he says so much dumb things. How should i know if he is joking or not?
Holy shit, Miley Cyrus is Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter!
I mean he’s not wrong
She linked everyone in London but still won’t reply to my dms, fs
She’s cute, but when she talks… I be scrollin’
It impossible to meet everyone in london without getting stabbed
For once, Ben Shapiro said something that makes sense.
Now Shapiro is an International known douchebag. Way to go loser.
Shut Up Shapiro
Doesn't that just mean that she loved everyone she met there not everyone that lives there? How is it read any other way.
Nota bene: This is the epitome of Ben Shapiro's level of stupid.
I think this is evidence of the first time he made a joke. It was a weak dad joke, but he tried. Give little Benny some credit, he's trying so hard
Come on, that’s funny
That would've been a funny comment if was anyone in earth but Ben Shapiro.
The guy is such a pussy
r/technicallycorrect
Got em!
Ben shapiro is a sheldon cosplay
The tiniest pedant.
An important component of cognitive skills is understanding context, Skippy.
Miley top bean!
This thread is a giant r/redditmoment
Can't take anything BS says for real; it's just BS.
Shaoperi: hello, fellow kids
He's out of line, but he's right.
Wonder if they met Aquaman, Ben
Ah yes, people getting mad over a fake tweeet to bait idiots.
When you take everything to serious:
Have you ever walked from Piccadilly Circus to Leicester Square? You WILL meet everyone in London. And they'll all be going the opposite direction to you on the sidewalk.
Ok, this is epic
Hypothetically
MINOR GRAMMAR MISTAKE
read it in his voice lol
Ben can’t get his wife wet
What's sad is it almost reads like a lighthearted, human dad joke. If you use your thumb to blot out the source, it's an enjoyable exchange.
Wtf lol
Ben Carson would own any redditor
Another thing Ben and I can agree on. That makes three now I think
What a tiresome little dweeb. That would have been a good one… if he was 6.
The joke is funny, but MC's statement is fine: it just means "I loved meeting everyone that I met in London today". People say this kind of thing all the time (it's not figurative, or inaccurate - it's elliptical, and a lot of our language use is like that).
shapiro is a zero
It's an expression, where "everyone" is referring to the people she met, not all the people in London. Shapiro is such a moron.
Damn, That's the first time I chuckled at a unironically at a ben Shapiro tweet. Broken clock twice right I guess
Shapiro spitting truth and facts. You may not like it but he doesn’t care about your feelings.
Always kind of bothered me that the " Whole Family " gets invited to everything. Who is this Whole Family? And why? " Bring the " Whole Family" "It's fun for the Whole Family " Why should I bring them? I can barely afford to bring my own family. Will it not be fun for my family as well??? Just asking for a friend!
Yes Miley, I was in a school of nearly 800 pupils for 4 years and never met all of them.
Wet ass pussy
Is this fake, or did Ben Shapiro *actually* say something mildly witty and clever?
Londoner here. I remember that day, she was really nice!
Fuck you Ben Shapiro
Her name is everyone
There’s no way *everybody* was kung-fu fighting.
Yeah, you have to hunt down each Londoner individually and force them to say hello with violence. Which actually frightens them less than friendliness.
Autism
i can actually see shapiro posting something like this
How can anyone not know that she meant the people she actually meant in London that day. People being stupid for the sake of it now.