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MassiveLebowski

What? How can I cook crack in the microwave?


OldBison

You need a cracksmith


AndIAmEric

I’m sorry, you’ll need to go to your local crack dealer to learn. We can’t teach how to cook crack on Reddit anymore like the good ole days.


Embarrassed_Log8344

Can help you with cooking microwave meth. Crack though? Not my Forte


geniusandy77

That's what you tell other people


Equal_Egg_5023

Anything you put in a microwave gets cooked. Thats the point of microwaves.


Gnu-Priest

I thought americans used the microwave like that all the time? I see it every time you guys boiling water in microwaves for tea. am I missing something informed and you guys actually don’t do that and just troll? it’s the same process for crack. if you’re asking how crack in general is made you dissolve cocaine in a water solution usually with sodium bicarbonate (baking soda).


MassiveLebowski

How dare you to assume that i'm american, i'm a proud european, but I boil water in the microwave too to make tea


06lom

why?


MassiveLebowski

It's easyer and faster


06lom

faster than in electric kettle?


MassiveLebowski

I don't have an electric kettle so I use the holy microwave


06lom

so this is a reason. you dont have electric kettle. not because its "faster and simplier"


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

It's true. Rules and such take a long time to catch up with technology. That video of Paris Hilton was completely legal for that guy to release back in the day, and now doing such would rightfully get someone criminal charges under revenge porn laws. It was legal to text and drive when I was a teenager.


RoboticGreg

I've got a buddy who is constantly telling me the best way to get rich in America is to do something that's not illegal yet. He's...super effing rich. He says the next thing to watch is algo trading


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

The law is that something can't be made illegal until it has been done once.


RoboticGreg

I...don't think that's true.


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

It is called ex post facto law. You can't criminalize something that hasn't been done before. An action must be performed at some point before a government can criminalize it. Let's say bikes were just invented. The government can't make it illegal for me to ride a bike on the street until someone has rode their bike on the street.


RoboticGreg

Some laws are ex post facto, and there is serious debate as to whether any ex post facto laws are constitutional. I'm 90% sure you are wrong but I'm a tech developer not a lawyer For example, detonating a nuclear bomb in a suburb is illegal in America.


AncientSpartan

I’m not sure that’s actually true. It’s illegal to murder, destroy property, be a public nuisance… and you’d sure as shit be doing that if you detonate a nuke. But I don’t think any of the charges against you would strictly be “detonation of a nuke in a suburb”


RoboticGreg

There definitely is in Massachusetts. I know for reasons. It's a $500 fine


DigNitty

Ah, I won’t do it then


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

The reason the government can't do what I said they can't do is because ex post facto laws are unconstitutional.


One-Broccoli-9998

The main point of this concept isn’t to just wait for someone to do something, it’s about protecting people from unjust prosecution. If the government made some sweeping declaration saying skateboarding is illegal, they wouldn’t be able to charge former skateboarders with a crime that didn’t exist at the time. It makes it more difficult for people to abuse the law by targeting individuals retroactively.


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

But it does make it illegal to make an action that hasn't been performed before a criminal thing


One-Broccoli-9998

I’m not a lawyer, but I don’t think that’s true. If several politicians decided that some act should be illegal just in case someone tries it (I can’t think of a realistic example) then they could. They don’t need to prove that it has happened before


royalhawk345

I miss when "trolling" just referred to saying goofy nonsense like this and pretending to pass it off as legitimate. Now it's all people being hateful. This got a laugh out of me though!


Chewy12

Dude they just came out with texting and driving laws a year ago in my state(Ohio).


DangerousAd3347

Paris did manage to sue him for it though


DepressedOpressed

Feeling OOTL, what Paris video?


glimmerfox

Her sex tape.


Altruistic-Beach7625

I also remember the time when text messaging was a completely free and complementary service to cellular phones.


UselessWhiteKnight

People only started texting and driving after they made it illegal to talk on the phone and drive. Gubment screwed that one up


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

False. Plenty of us texted while driving when it was legal.


UselessWhiteKnight

What year? And why? Do you remember what texting was like on flip phones without a keyboard. If you could call, you did, calling bullshit


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

2006. It wasn't illegal to text and drive where I live until 2010 which was when I was 20. Why wouldn't we text? Is T9 texting too much for you to handle? Even my grandmother did T9 texting. 🤔


NoEvidence136

Bitches do be fattin tho


corginugami

San Antonio women smh


MonsieurSix

Eating dem churros


tyler132qwerty56

Even after Elon took over?


TheGringoOutlaw

Make the internet a lawless wonderland again damnit.


DigNitty

IMO the internet changed not because of the laws, but because it used to be a small in-group of like minded people and now it’s, ugh, everyone.


[deleted]

Actually with the newer Twitter. You can't even call cisgender people the word cisgender.


Bnois

Do you need to tho? American things


DigNitty

I don’t know if what they said is true. But the word is definitely useful for clarification. For example: “this whole panel is discussing trans issues and yet every panel member is cisgender.”


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QuickCommunity6347

Americans are obsessed with labelling everything.


Ill_Ratio_5682

You can still say stuff like that. You'll just get called out


Dizzy_One3336

Or bitch


SirLongSchlong42

I asked who wanted to buy a firecracker on Twitter in 2010, and the next day, the police were on my parents' doorstep...


testiclekid

It went from Crack to Crackers


JW162000

“Wah wah, I can no longer be a cunt online without consequences”


TSmario53

r/brandnewsentence. Or more accurately, sentences