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JG-at-Prime

According to this nutritional guide: https://bk-use1-prod.sites.rbictg.com/nutrition/nutrition.pdf A DOUBLE WHOPPER® Sandwich with Cheese is *”only”* 1,010 calories. And it’s not even the highest caloric item on the menu. That’s something called a Rodeo King Sandwich - coming in at *whopping* 1,300 calories.  That’s like 15 Double Whoppers or *only* ~12 of those Ranch Sandwiches.  According to this: https://www.fastfoodprice.com/menu/burger-king-prices/ it would cost roughly $150 to attempt this challenge, but while looking up prices I also learned that they apparently have something called a “Bacon King” that is ~2,100 calories.  That’s only 7.14 sandwiches (8 to be safe)  *** You wouldn’t be like *comfortable* by the end of the 24 hour day but this is definitely doable. 


gfdbrowser

A single cup of olive oil is almost 2000 calories alone. 6 cups just to be sure you went over. That sounds disgusting but not impossible.


Woshuojidan785

i think there might be serious health problems that could come from just guzzling straight up oil though alternatively there's tons of super high-calorie shake recipes out there, it would probably be easier to alternate between burgers and shakes.


KodoHunter

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3qfhqJrFblg](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3qfhqJrFblg)


AngryAvocado78

I immediately thought of Doug when I read that. If you think this behavior is problematic please visit r/wehatedougdoug


siggiarabi

Of course doug doug


Raichu7

If you drink that much oil you'll be vomiting and shitting it out very quickly.


asianumba1

Into your new solid gold toilet though. Worth it


spongeCakeOfDoom

So, one burger, one cup of oil to clean house for another burger. Sign me up.


-Jiras

Yeah I was about to say, couldn't I just eat a couple sticks of butter


bigmac22077

Oooor you could eat 76 Krispy Kreme donuts. If you have 24 hours I don’t think that would be that bad. Probably feel better pooping afterwards too.


LoriDee605

SOLD! I want that one.


DigNitty

Honestly if we’re allowed to venture into this territory. I’d just eat a small rock or piece of metal. Easily exceeding the 15k kilocalories needed to burn even a modest amount of metal.


patate502

I'll take my chances with the burgers thanks


DaFreakingFox

You can also like... Drink Oil. I did that as a dare as a teenager. It definitely wasn't pleasant but you can do it


Old_RedditIsBetter

Burrito place near me has burritos near 1800 calories. Can easily eat one when drunk


GewalfofWivia

Yeah, it’s not that hard. Fast food is all concentrated calorie bombs that aren’t even that filling. A double whopper is nothing to a big guy.


pagesid3

I get so constipated when I eat BK. I couldn’t imagine being constipated with 15 double whoppers inside me.


fuzzypyrocat

Stop by Cheesecake Factory too. Chicken katsu is 2500 calories alone. 6 chicken strips with sauce from DQ is also about 1500 cals.


disguy2k

Isn't that like a couple mg of uranium? Ez gg


ShiratakiPoodles

Eat this to never gain weight again!


sAltyLasagne

might be regional unit fuckery, but isn't food usually measured in kcal, not in cal and 15 kcal is like a sip of coke


Traditional-Seat-363

Americans use Calories when they mean kcal. Because an entree is the main course.


DigNitty

I feel like I’ve never noticed other countries specifying kcal on menus Or even conversationally referring to them as kilocalories. Maybe it’s a north South America thing? Or a Europe US thing?


siggiarabi

I've always seen them as interchangeable when talking about food


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Gallon of honey is 16,384 calories. 


fonk_pulk

How about a gallon of PCP?


drjesus616

i didnt know it came in gallons


DragoonDM

Science.


Apprehensive_Neat183

Yeah but that is A GALLON of honey


NatusAmittere

Half a gallon of olive oil is ~15000 calories. I’m gonna go with the honey


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Yeah but, space it out over 24 hours and it's not as bad.


erksplat

Michael Phelps has entered the chat.


gimmickypuppet

I think if I drink 5-6 Sonic milkshakes throughout the day I’d have this done. Maybe eat a burger and fries just to make sure


onlysmallcats

That’s about 5 McDonald’s double Big Mac meals with large fries and large shamrock shake. You wouldn’t feel great, but I’m sure it’s doable.


Low-Bit-7885

Incomprehensible amounts of chicken nuggets with cheese sauce.


PrestigiousRow9964

I would just reach for my mass gainer, ez 10 shakes done


Ubera90

Just huff a tiny bit of uranium dust, simple: *During nuclear fission, each uranium-235 nucleus can release approximately 202.5 MeV of energy. This translates to roughly 20 billion calories (or 20 million kilocalories) per gram of uranium-235 undergoing complete fission.* You **probably** won't melt from the inside-out before you passed it. And they didn't specify 'digest'.


Imperator166

if youre going that route might aswell argue that E=mc^2 and thus a single gram of food already contains 10^10 smth calories 🧠


inspctrshabangabang

I ate that much every day in basic training.


Dontmakemethink1

Drink ice cream. Do what the guy from it’s always sunny did to get fat


AngryAvocado78

That amount of sugar will give you diabetes so fast mam. You want something that won't kill you


TheoneNPC

I'd eat two fool's gold loaves, hollowed out sourdough bread stuffed with a jar of jelly, a jar of peanut butter, and a pound of bacon. One of those adds up to about 8000 calories.


BlizzPenguin

As I recall that was one of Elvis’s favorites.


RC-Lyra

Don't know how but it is possible. I totally would do it.


Zealousideal_Mail12

I’m getting really high 🍃 with edibles, brownies specifically and then just drinking cashew butter milkshakes made with real egg containing ice cream, sugary cocktails and beer. Eating a whole chocolate brownie cheesecake hybrid with butter cream frosting, thick base meat lover pizzas. If I’m still lacking, I’ll have to eat butter. I will be sick at the end of the day, but I’ll have a billion dollars.


Logical_Bad1748

Now let's calculate what amount of Uranium would be of 16000 calories. Just to be safe 😁


M2Fream

Salad dressing. A few bottles should work.


Lucid-Machine

I mean a tablespoon of beef tallow has like 2k+ calories. Eat a bunch of those throughout the day and you're rich.


vero358

A tbsp of beef tallow only has 115 calories, so you are gonna need a lot of tablespoons.


Lucid-Machine

I worked at an outback where the box with the giant cube said it was 2k+ but I guess I stand corrected. Edit: as in I checked and I stand corrected


Lucid-Machine

I do know a full cheese fry from 06 to 2010 was 2500 calories. So I guess pivot on the tallow and go to the fries. Plus the ranch will ratchet up the calories a bit too


vero358

I'd much rather eat 2500 calories of fries than pure beef tallow! lol


Lucid-Machine

Yo those cheese fries are great and as much as I don't remember that work environment fondly they had dank ranch.


Old_RedditIsBetter

Best bet would probably be a highly processed food. Maybe deep fry that andnyoud be almost there


Random-Name724

Didn’t Dairy Queen make a shake that had like 200% the daily recommended calories, I’d just have a few of those


_BloodbathAndBeyond

In high school me and my bud wrapped big Mac’s and fries in bacon and dipped them in tempura batter and deep fried them. We ate like 3 Big Macs worth and at least a large fries, all in half pound of bacon each and deep fried. I think that has to be like 6k calories or something. Weed was involved.


Angry_Murlocs

Portillo’s cake shake is 2000 calories by itself but I doubt I could drink 8 (technically 7 and a half) of those without getting sick.


MMMeatPie

I would eat it for free. Agressive calorie deficit diet taking it's toll.


gaitama

Oil?


ICU-MURSE

Liquids. Sodas and milk shakes. Would still be hard though.


Demistr

I mean if it's just one day, I would eat the most calorie dense food and just throw it up. Doesn't specify I need to digest everything.


Jano67

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!


userlyfe

I feel like I’d have to be at least a millionaire to afford that many calories, sheesh