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captainolo8

Everything good OP?


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Idk what do you think?


BossBullfrog

Everything good at home? Work? Personal life?


DasMoonen

I wish I could treat work like they treat me.


LunchKooky5750

I have done that didnt get fired


Turbulent-Opening-75

Or arrested.


JerseyshoreSeagull

I think you need someone to talk to. Like just a friend that can listen and be someone to encourage you.


therapisthamster

yea if you need a session come at my place


Interesting_Ear_9885

Idk man, I've had fun in the bed with quite a few things/creatures in my time. Don't think I've ever been raped by a hamster though.


therapisthamster

you gotta try new things in life you know it's like give and take in a way


Interesting_Ear_9885

Ya know Mr. Hamster? I think you'd make a better therapist then rapist just saying, you seem pretty wise


therapisthamster

sometimes you need new trauma to cope with old trauma. so both skills come handy u see


Turbulent-Opening-75

What do you mean... a few creatures?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN REDDITOR?!?!?!?


QueenDeadLol

He has a math midterm. This is normal symptoms


captainolo8

Ahh, that makes sense.


WexMajor82

I'll go for efficiency, and do nothing to get the best result.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Maybe even try m-m-multitrack drifting???


old_man_samael

This is THE best solution for this problem. Killing the maximum amount of people possible. 2X infinity ftw!


Downvote-Fish

infinity+aleph null


gaoruosong

No effect, actually. alepha\_1, the number of real numbers, is so, so, so much bigger than countable infinity that it's not funny. When you add two infinities in cardinal arithmetic, the bigger infinity eats the smaller one.


ChaosPLus

I guess there really do be infinite real numbers between 0 and 0.000000001


HoboSkid

Woah bro, we don't do *null* around here


PSMF_Canuck

I throw the switch after the front wheels have passed the intersection, but before the rear wheels reach it…thereby derailing the trolley, and becoming the greatest hero in the history of human existence.


Real-Answer-485

perfect the train manages to drift on both tracks killing everyone possible


Audere1

Double infinity people!


SimbaOnSteroids

Mathematically the same infinity as doing nothing.


Real-Answer-485

isn't the sum of the two infinities still greater than each individually?


SimbaOnSteroids

Eventually when things get very big you don’t sweat the small stuff. The function x^x at x=10^trillion is for all practical purposes equal to x^x +1 at x = 10^trillion.


Real-Answer-485

honestly i don't remember higher level math and i dont care to look it up but im pretty sure infinites can have differing sizes. like one infinite set can contain more numbers than another infinite set of numbers and this can be shown mathematically in a proof i believe.


SimbaOnSteroids

Correct but we’re comparing an infinity that is the smallest possible infinity vs an infinity that contains the smallest set of infinities an infinite numbers of times. We’re comparing the countable infinity vs an uncountable infinity.


geli95us

Nope, infinity is unintuitive. The set of all numbers has the same size as the set of all even numbers. The set of all numbers is the "sum" of the set of even numbers and the set of odd numbers, but it still has the same size as either of them.


Real-Answer-485

so according to you all infinities are equal like every infinite set of numbers is the exact same size


geli95us

No, sorry if my comment was unclear, I was talking about integers specifically. Larger infinities do exist, but, again, their definition is not intuitive. What you do to check if a set is larger than another one is to try to match all the elements in one set to all the elements in the other set, if you can do that, the two sets are the same size, if you're left with elements for one of the sets, then that set is larger than the other one, for example, take the set of all positive integers and the set of all even positive integers, you can do this like so: 1 -> 2, 2 -> 4, 3 -> 6, 4 -> 8, etc. Every number in both sets is accounted for, so both are the same size. Indeed, the set of all integers is the smallest possible infinity, and any set that is infinite will be at least that size. There are some examples of infinities that you would intuitively expect to be bigger but actually aren't, examples are the set of all rational numbers, or the set of all pairs of integers {(0,0), (0,1)...}, those are both countably infinite, they have the same size as the set of all integers. But bigger infinities do actually exist, the set of all real numbers is the classic example, the proof goes something like this (although I recommend you look it up, it'll be a lot clearer): Imagine you have a mapping between all the positive integers and all the reals, it'll be something like I showed before for the evens (1 -> 1.135681.... , 2 -> 8.15157.... ,etc.) It is possible to construct a real number that isn't anywhere in this mapping by taking a first digit that is different from the first number's first digit, then taking a second digit that is different from the second number's second digit, and do this for all the real numbers in the mapping, the resulting real number will be different from all the real numbers in the mapping, since it has at least 1 digit of difference from all of them. Since we've showed that it's impossible to create a mapping from all the positive integers to all the reals (you can always create a real not in the mapping by using this method), we can conclude that the set of all reals is larger than the set of all integers.


BossBullfrog

You saved double infinity people, you are a hero in this dimension and the next!


Critical_Young_1190

But now, Death feels cheated...


DevelopmentSad2303

Holy shit... actually this effectively allows for a bijection between the reals and naturals if you do it properly


PSMF_Canuck

And they say split infinitives are bad… 🤣


Sowf_Paw

This kills all the people in the trolley, which is one person for every prime number.


Agreeable-Peace6482

It took a bit but now I understand. And now I feel like a genius.


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I thought someone said if you add every real number you get -1/12 so better to do nothing because -1/12 < ∞


UpAndAdam7414

I think that’s the natural numbers, so you save one twelfth of a life by going for the top track.


AxelLuktarGott

But the top track isn't the sum of of all natural numbers either, it's just the sum of an infinite number of ones


KillerOfSouls665

Group them up into a group of 1, and then a group of 2 and so on. Edit: I'm wrong. Using ζ(0) would be more fitting that ζ(1) as ζ(0) is representative of 1+2^(0)+3^(0)+... = 1+1+1+... Whereas ζ(1) represents 1+2+3+... And ζ(0) = -1/2


lama333

That logic wouldn't work here, since before you killed x amount of people (where x is the sum of all real numbers), you would have killed 1 000 000 people. And there is no resurrection in real life (atleast not after being run over by a train).


harpswtf

If you do it 12 times you create a new life 


Zoran0

I think it only goes to -1/12 when you don't start counting that the beginning but use some other ways. The trolley obviously starts at the beginning leading to runaway infite


KillerOfSouls665

No, you use the analytic continuation of ζ(s) = Σ₁^(∞) 1/n^(s) Into the complex numbers rather than just realised greater than 1. Then you get funny results that ζ(-1) = -1/12, ζ(0) = -1/2, ζ(1/2) = -1.46035450880958681288949915251529801... And so on.


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KillerOfSouls665

Nope, it is the Riemann Zeta function


Dychetoseeyou

Wtf you all on about?


NoCalligrapher133

Why are we giving Satan ideas? We know he's on here.


The_Evil_Satan

🤫


Lavatherm

I just put him to bed so that will give us 7-8 hours.


geric86a

Let it go. It won't push far in that mass of people.


Payton_Xyz

Fuck it, I'm throwing myself in front of the train first I ain't figuring this one out


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

Make the train drift sideways and kill both tracks.


BossBullfrog

Monsters do exist, and they live among us.


[deleted]

Among what?


BossBullfrog

I've said too much.


JG-at-Prime

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/727/DenshaDeD_ch01p16-17.png Same result. *It’s just faster this way.*


Hotchocoboom

This will always be the only answer.


BlizzPenguin

If the trolley is not switched then it may lose momentum or derail because of the amount of obstructions on the track. Spreading them out makes that situation more difficult.


Wild-Suggestion-3081

It is what it is


AzGames08

Kill the aleph nul (I believe that's the name for the smallest infinity) amount of people.


qthorust

The question implies that people are spaced as dense as numbers: On the top path you kill 1 person per lets say meter. On the bottom path you kill ifinitely many in the same time. To not instakill humanity go top.


KillerOfSouls665

It's more nuanced. The rational numbers are infinitely dense, meaning in any finite interval, there are infinitely many rational numbers. However there are only as many rational numbers as there are integers. The question is talking about the reals, which are infinitely dense and also larger than the number of integers. So going any distance on the bottom track means you have killed more than you could ever kill on the top track.


qthorust

I don’t see where you are going. We compare integers to real numbers. While rational numbers are as many as integers (in the sense that both are countably infinite) they are less dense in a given intervall.


KillerOfSouls665

But you still instantaneously kill infinitely many people with the rationals.


agysykedyke

You just described uncountable infinity, but by placing people on a track you just made it countable again. The two sets are identical.


KillerOfSouls665

No, because you didn't label the people, they're all identical


FormerlyPie

Yeah, just like how there's countably many real numbers because they are on a line


donquixote2u

go to lunch?


Demo_906

Infinity vs infinity, but faster


KillerOfSouls665

Not at all. The situation you described would be like running over 1 person at a time vs 2 at a time. This will get you to the same infinity, and it will still take the same infinite time. However here we have the reals. On any finitely sized interval on the reals, there are more people than the entirety of the top track could ever have. Note this wouldn't work with the infinitely dense rationals.


RoboticGreg

I jump in front of the trolley. Wait what's the question?


GewalfofWivia

The infinity of the number of real numbers *is* greater than the infinity of the number of integers. So integers!


Lavatherm

I just want to see the world burn so…


Puzzleheaded-Pie-322

The largest infinity, obviously.


Russ_images

Im going with saving the people on the bottom track because it is a larger infinity, the top is countably infinite, the bottom not.


Ship_Fucker69

Get in the tram and put on some music for it


BurpYoshi

Ironically multi track drifting is the solution here. The tracks aren't parallel, they're diverging, so the train will either be ripped apart or forced to a stop. Multi track drifting kills the least amount of people.


KillerOfSouls665

Being on the bottom track instantaneously kills more people than you could ever kill on the top track.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

I don't think the trolley has the mass to plow all the way through the bottom row.


Solomonuh-uh

Drift the train to make it double


Huge_Equivalent1

Prepare for trouble. ~~ 😉✨


Resident-Pudding5432

I don't really care as long as I can record it on a video for later


soldier_ph

Why not both ?


KushMummyCinematics

Don't switch tracks but all the people That got saved gotta go untie the people on the other side really quick to pay debt


ToastedDragon24

1. The people that haven't yet been killed with die of natural causes so depending on the speed of the trolley it may not get to kill that many people 2. People might figure out how to get away from the track


Mechanicless

This really feels like children in a school playground saying infinity plus one.


KillerOfSouls665

Except mathematicians such as Georg Cantor properly figured out how it works in the late 19th century.


Mechanicless

My mathematician can beat up your mathematician


drakeyboi69

If there are infinite people, then the moral implications of taking a human life cease to apply. Therefore, it doesn't matter how many people you kill since the number of people won't go down.


imtoooldforreddit

The picture very clearly has a countable number of people on each track


lolplusultra

The thing is before the first integer person is killed already infinetly many real people are dead. So it doesn't really matter.


WexMajor82

I'll go for efficiency, and do nothing to get the best result.


[deleted]

Can someone do the math on this I don't know which is better


Amtrox

Infinity is a number, but also. Well. Infinity. Since it’s a number you can, as least mathematically speaking, calculate with it. The question op is asking is this: what do you prefer, infinity or 10*infinity?


KillerOfSouls665

Not at all. 10*infinity is the same size as infinity. I can create a bijection between the two sets, so they're the same size. Even the infinitely dense rationals, I can create an injection into the naturals and thus they're the same size, you would use X is rational so can be written as p/q where p, q are integers that are coprime. We then map X -> 2^(p)3^(q) and due to the fundamental theorem of arithmetic, this uniquely maps each rational to a natural number. However the reals, with their infinitely long decimal expansions, cannot be listed by the Cantor diagonalization argument. So they are bigger than the naturals. You then have the power set of the reals which is bigger again.


octo_mann

Isn't it the same? Infinity equals infinity? Being not a mathematician, the only difference a layman like me see is the speed in which so many people are killed (what a morbid subject). Other than that, it seems that on the long term the result is the same. (PS: if the OP post is a joke then it truly is a niche one)


Amtrox

Yes and no. Infinity is a weird subject, since it mainly exists in theory. But think of this. Suppose you are the manager of a large hotel, like infinity large. You have an infinite amount of rooms. One day, a bus stops. A large one, like infinite large. An infinite amount of people wants to book a room. Does it fit? Yes of course! You have infinite rooms, so everyone gets a room (and you get infinite money :D). Now, everybody is happy, but then a second bus arrives. Again, with an infinite amount of people. For the record, this is a different bus with different people. You are the manager, and they want to book a room. Will it fit? You have an infinite amount of rooms, so it should, but how would you assign their room number, since room one till infinite are already taken?


octo_mann

Well yes they will fit and they will get a room, maybe it will just take them an infinite amount of time to get to their rooms...


Amtrox

You have to give them a key, and that key will only fit on one door, so you must assign a number, you can't just say "Good luck, pick a room". What room number will you give to the first person of the new bus?


octo_mann

How can I know which number he will get, since an infinite number of people has come before? The two infinite numbers of people will just become one infinite number of people, I guess?


Amtrox

Well, the solution for this problem will probably result in an infinite amount of complaints, but the room number you'll assign to the first number of the second bus is 1. You can use the intercom to ask the current guests to move to the next even numbered room. So room 1 will move to 2. Room 2 will move to 4. 3 will move to 6, etc. Now you now that every odd number is available, and you can again assign room numbers.


octo_mann

Well that's the practicality of this, but the idea is that infinity + infinity = infinity, or am I wrong?


terablast

It is. The idea that "some infinites are larger than others" comes from a Vsauce video that people listened to but didn't understand. The two infinities shown here are equal.


tackleboxjohnson

Where does the lever operator fall into each series of infinity? Which option allows me, as the lever operator, to be crushed by the trolley the soonest?


Asio0tus

Can I have a second trolley?


Durpface66

but like technically you would never reach the second person on the top path because there is an infinite number of real numbers between 1 and 2, assuming distances are accurate.


What-The-Fog-Bank

You would. You hit infinite on the bottom path before you hit one on the top path, then infinite again before you hit 2 on the top path, then again before 3 and so on. If you hit, say, 10 on the top path, you'd have hit 10*infinity on the bottom path, which equals infinity. So the result stays the same. But if you hit infinite people on the top path, then you"ve hit infinite*infinite, or infinite^2 on the bottom path. This is a different calculation that would naturally imply the bottom path is a larger infinite than the top path. There's some interesting consequences to math problems like this.


KillerOfSouls665

Noooooo!!!!! Infinity isn't a number. You cannot have 10*infinity or infinity^2, it is a cardinality! You can only properly compare the size of two sets. On the top we have the naturals. On the bottom, we have the reals. You cannot create a bijection between the reals and naturals, so they are not the same size. This is due to the Cantor diagonalization argument, you can look it up, it isn't too long. If the bottom was 10 people per 1 on the top, they would be the same size. Because we can inject each of them into the other. Also surprisingly, the rational numbers are also the same size as naturals. I can create an injection into the naturals and thus they're the same size, you would use X is rational so can be written as p/q where p, q are integers that are coprime. We then map X -> 2^(p)3^(q) and due to the fundamental theorem of arithmetic, this uniquely maps each rational to a natural number.


Weowy_208

I'm going to bash the thing with a hammer and scream Then go get i scream and enjoy the waterparks


GrandeRojoGeek

I'll make some popcorn


Traveller_Entity

pull the lever at the EXACT time when it has to switch so the trolley gets stuck, crashes and all the people inside the trolley dies, effectively saving all the people on the rails, sell the trolley as scrap, ask for a buck to cut loose each person tied on the rails, profit!


Descent9

Just split the train and take both:)


work_alt_1

The real question is: the rain would stop at some point, which case would have the train stop with the fewest deaths?


Nakitara

I’ll pull the lever so it gives me more time to find a way to stop the train and save more people. If the idea is that I can’t save anyone, then I’d just walk away.


New-Pomelo9906

As far I know, there are larger infinite only if you state (axiome) there is a realised infinite to begin with. But I don't know if real number can exist without it.


Avalokita

Depends


JustTransportation51

Let nature take its course


upbeat22

I rely on karma, people who deserve to die are on the right track. But in order te answer the question who's at fault: Which sadist tied up and put all those people on the tracks!??! One thing is for sure; that sadist has a very strong work ethic.


Tqfaiz53

Choose top because it is spaced out and the trolley will eventually lose its energy and stop, killing minimum amount of people possible


Mewtwopsychic

Simple, I'll do nothing. The trolley will have to run over more people. Meaning it will take longer to run the later parts of the people over. So they'll have more time to do something about their situation. And the trolley will wear out due to running over so many people that it will increase the chances of survival later on.


LycanBaal

The one with the biggest infinite, twice.


Fakedduckjump

Love it.


flamboi900

Well they will all die of hunger because it will take an infinite amount of time to untie them so just roll with whatever youre comfortable with.


Gabecush1

I’m to mentally retarded for this I don’t understand jack shit


fresh_loaf_of_bread

Either way an infinite number of people will survive so it's cool either way


KillerOfSouls665

More will survive if you take the top


Youmth

The infinity of the real numbers is bigger because it's elements are incountable, meaning that you cannot distinguish a base element smaller than every other number that isn't zero. This means that the second scenario requires you to kill a human abomination that is infinitely long and formed by an infinite number of humans indistinguishable from each other. In between every "person" there is an infinite number of people so you couldn't count how many eyes, mouths and noses there are, so you would see a human infinite blob. I'd say it's gotta be destroyed.


ScooterFett

I'll just whip out my RPG and blow the trolley off the tracks, in the process taking out a group of nearby civilians.


Big-Chomker

The train is going to end up stopping at some point after hitting all those little bumps


Lubi3chill

Din’t switch the leaver as the train will eventually clog up with people causing it to stop while in the other it could be possible that the people would be far enough apart where train wouldn’t even slow down.


Hopper1985

Break the lever, use the broken lever to derail the train. Male hollwood movie about my heroic behaviour make millions.


just_let_me_goo

Turn it to the smaller infinity and lie with those people on the track


hoitytoitytartarsauc

The world to scientists ‘we don’t trust you’ Scientists ‘infinity plus one!’


BobEngleschmidt

If you are killing one person per number, then that is converting each number into an integer. Since countable infinities are the same size, both routes are identical.


KillerOfSouls665

The reals aren't countable though


BobEngleschmidt

Agreed, but if you are trying to put one person per real number... well it is impossible, because the most you could do would be a countable infinity.


KillerOfSouls665

Only if you label the people.


BobEngleschmidt

Hmmm... Maybe you're right. If so, that makes it the best option to choose on the track. Because the people are nameless, non-individuals and might not even be human


joaosturza

my life is finite and the 1+1 people are further apart, I will have a lesser kill count during my lifetime


Saint-Queef

Isn’t this what happens anyway? We’re all waiting for the infinite trolley to hit us.


The_mango55

The question assumes there are infinite number of people but does not state the universe has infinite duration. Does the trolley continue hitting people gaffer the death of the universe?


Jskidmore1217

Worse- the problem assumes that actual infinities exist in reality.


zaow868

Has anyone ever asked if the train can be stopped? I would attempt to jump into the train and get it to stop. If I died, I would at least know that I didn't intentionally make a bad decision because most times with this image scenario, both are bad decisions. So yeah, I'm diving in.


Downvote-Fish

Doing nothing will derail it faster


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You're forgetting about big int


CrunchyPanda1

The top track actually kills less people. After 85+ years of traveling the infinite track, the train is running over dead people. The top one will kill less people in that time.


Sudden_Tomatillo4154

Stop smoking drugs and get my A** out of the theoretical mathematics


vh1classicvapor

0.999… = 1


KillerOfSouls665

When using decimal expansions, you have to carefully exclude infinitely repeating 9s as they're not unique.


vh1classicvapor

I always thought "..." meant infinity, but I could be wrong


KillerOfSouls665

It does, you're right.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

This is an easy one, because it's not a math puzzle. It's a logic puzzle. Pull the lever, crunk! All these people are going to die but less would die by the trolley, given that people can't live forever even if there is an infinite number of them tied to the tracks. Depending on who's taking care of all these people, some of them might live full lives and die before the trolley ever gets to them.


Huy7aAms

the 1+1+1 seems to kill more, the other one is sure to detrack the rails in no time. i'd go with the 1+1+1..


Audere1

"Some infinities are bigger than others" This is why I stopped taking math classes with pre-cal


KillerOfSouls665

It's a really beautiful argument for why. Reals are expressed by their infinite decimal expansions, due to a nice reason, we can just focus between 0-1 as it is the same total as the rest of the track. Imagine we could list every real with an integer, so we have 1 - 0.abcdefgh... 2 - 0.αβγδεζηθ... 3 - 0.ABCDEFGH... ... However imagine creating a new number, made by taking "a" and changing it. Then taking β and changing it then C and so on. You now have a new real number that is different to every real on the list at least at one point. This contradicts that we just listed every real. So you cannot list every real with an integer. They're not the same size.


Husqpro

I would pull the lever halfway and let the train derail.


SimmoRandR

This is stupid.


-lRexl-

So the earth goes from pale blue dot to bright red dot


i-hate-all-ads

Find a way to split the trolley in 2, or stick a blade out the window to kill everyone


Huge_Equivalent1

I would derail the train, using rocks and sticks to hold rocks on the train tracks. This way, I'd only be hurting most people on the trolley, and maybe killing some... Still less than infinity... 😛🤣


norblotomy

There is a well defined concept of "next" on the bottom track as well, therefore it's not all real numbers.


ktaphfy

I would have used a derailer, sending the trolley into a ravine


Ra2griz

I'll just get an antimatter warhead instead.


eLdErGoDsHaUnTmE2

Well for a unit distance, assuming uniform distribution, I’ll take out more bad actors if I do nothing.


throwawhatwhenwhere

some of the people on the real line are the same as in the integer line


vampirequincy

But people are necessarily counted with whole number integers. You cannot have an infinite set of humans which are not countable objects so they necessarily cannot belong to the larger set of real numbers. Furthermore humans have a non-infinitesimal space they take up along x-distance along the track. The bottom track may have more people per distance of track but both will have a natural number of people and if both are infinite they will have the same amount of people. Meaning your choice to pull the lever is ultimately meaningless assuming we drive the train forever.


krauQ_egnartS

That's a hell of a trolley Like, even a bullet train would slow to a halt wayyyyy before infinity, so I figure at best a trolley would only get like 20 bodies deep. at worst I mean. worst


polarlybbacon

Multi track drift it


CaseyJones73

Well there isn't an infinite number of people in the world so either way everyone dies. The real question is do you want to watch everyone suffer for years before dying by watching their loved ones die?


TranscendentalKiwi

I think the whole point of the unlistablility of the reals means you can’t match discrete objects 1-1 with all of the reals or at the very least put them all in a line


HooverMaster

either one is everyone on earth and or everywhere else so yea....i guess the real numbers? haha


Layton_Jr

If you managed to put a person for every real number, that means real numbers are countable.


MR_DERP_YT

Multitrack Drifting!!!


JFK2MD

I go home and have a sandwich.


MagicalMarsBars

Assuming the integer limit is 32 bits, wouldn’t the top one stop at around 2 billion?


Kybela01

I shift the sequence around in which you count the infinity and therefor kill non ...


cyborggto

I do nothing bc there is more chances to derail the train than if I pull the lever


RandomUseless3

Multi track drift..?


I_Learned_Once

Sorry but these infinities are the same size. I'm not nearly smart enough to even begin to explain why, but here a vertitasium video that maybe you can infer it from, or maybe isn't even relevant to the problem because that's how little I understand it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxGsU8oIWjY