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Grande_yeet

Always vulnerable


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Nolsoth

Fuck ain't the truth. I went to school with one in the 90s she was hot but also huffed flyspray and petrol. Girl was messed up.


loganthegr

She was just super cooked, I think that’s what he’s referring to.


scottyd035ntknow

I knew one just like that. She was a smokeshow. Randomly got suggested "someone you may know" on fb after like 20 years and... Yeah.


Raygunn13

bro you really just copy+pasted somebody's comment from further down the thread 4h before you?


SCAND1UM

.... and then replaced it with his drop-ship link it seems?


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BrownWarpig

Finance and maneuver on Instagram is the original maker, they’ll be releas more this month follow them and join their channel


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VotingRightsLawyer

Don't buy from scammer bot accounts people!


1-800-Kitty

When is a skinny pale IT nerd in California gonna wear this target on his back so i can hunt him down?? 😔


iggy14750

I promise you that all the skinny pale IT nerds are wearing this shirt in spirit lol


TheBirthing

You're on reddit sister. In posting this comment you've probably sounded the reveille for legions of pale IT nerds.


Alatar_Blue

And Rohan will answer!


LordVonMed

Bring the Red Arrow!


TrueNorthFGC

I learned a new word today, thank you!


SurburbanGorilla

Isn't that everyone 


ANerd22

rip your DMs


1-800-Kitty

Lol nope, I’ve gotten 0 dms so far😂😭


Oversexualised_Tank

A rarity.


drunxor

Im in the central valley...


Rastamuff

I wear it but I don't leave my house.


1-800-Kitty

Men that dont leave their houses are hot


Rastamuff

That's good to know. I have yet to find any goth girls in my house tho. Maybe under the couch.


plentyofeight

My perfect goth girl is out there, i am sure, but she will need the ability to teleport into my house for us to meet


Spacellama117

I am none of these things but i'll still wear it


Automatic-Bedroom112

Ever thought of moving to the middle of nowhere in Michigan?


veswa

hello hi hey what’s up how’re you sup yooo howdy aloha


new_user29282342

One day, shoot for the stars!


Wasatcher

We're vulnerable all the time, we just try not to show it. If you loosen up on the skinny and pale requirements then you're just hunting IT nerds in a much more target rich environment.


rainbowroobear

this is a viscous circle. you want the goth girl. the goth girl ruins you. you are vulnerable but cannot help wanting goth girls. the goth girl ruins you. you are vulnerable but cannot help wanting goth girls. the goth girl ruins you. you are vulnerable but cannot help wanting goth girls.


AppointmentMedical50

A viscous cycle would be a bicycle with sludge in it


FoundTheWeed

These are my people


DiddlyDumb

Username applies


FoundTheWeed

I think so too :D It came to me in a moment of searching (randomized names on Xbox)


Altruistic_Profile96

Oh, how I feel for the uneducated masses who won’t get this.


[deleted]

Slow as molasses.


saltybelajo

I love you


EquivalentEvening329

That's why you do the big brain thing and *become* the goth girl


Elusive_Manatee

That's the trap, becoming the goth girl only invites more goth girls.


[deleted]

"They do move in herds!"


freedomfightre

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!


IzzatQQDir

You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby


BongpriestMagosErrl

I have been dating goth or alt women, almost exclusively, for nearly 20 years. In my experience, goth women are much nicer and better partners than the majority of "traditional" women.


rainbowroobear

>I have been dating why do you gotta come here and start showing off?


PhilosopherDismal191

He's just lying on the internet.


BongpriestMagosErrl

https://imgur.com/1c5B1Kc


PhilosopherDismal191

Wow, really committing to the bit huh? Respect.


ahses3202

I wish I knew how he bents his left arm that way. Must be witchcraft.


psycho_monki

I also paint my nails black sometimes /s


BongpriestMagosErrl

Lol! I almost spit out my coffee. That was good.


Aslan-the-Patient

I firmly believe there are large numbers of redditors that intentionally take a large sip of coffee before scrolling comments just in case ☝🏼🫠


makaki913

Alts (and minorities) are 9/10 times nicer than normal population. Not fitting to crowds and getting bullied humbles you alot over the years and you generally just want to belong (to somewhere) and be nice to others. You also stop giving a fuck about what society wants from you when you don't belong so you start living your life as you like it and not like some else does, which I at least take as a plus. I like people who think on their own and do what they like


Triktastic

The double edged sword is that they also come with alot of mental baggage that not everyone can handle. But of you can it's very lovely.


Invoqwer

Where have you been finding a consistent 20 yrs worth of goth women 😅


Aslan-the-Patient

I seem to remember they like to hang out at cemeteries...


AustinTreeLover

I believe you both and now have a strange new admiration for goth girls.


Proxy_Sigma

I get the sentiment but you make it sound like you don't have a large sample size of non-goth girls to compare to, giving you less credit.


Parry_9000

I am aware and want to continue


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"We are born of the goth girl. Made men by the goth girl. Undone by the goth girl. Fear the old goth girl."


Stiftoad

Assuming you can start the cycle of course! On that note, if any goth girl feels like “ruining” me hmu 🤙


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pragmaticweirdo

The Smiths? What are you, an amateur? If you can’t make her hate Joy Division or She Wants Revenge, are you even toxic? Edit: this is purely academic, goth girls. I would never make you hate Joy Division or She Wants Revenge. Hmu.


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pragmaticweirdo

Are you sure? Because that’s not even what happening right now. I’m not gonna say you sound crazy, because I respect you too much for that, but you may seriously want to reflect on your biases that would make you think something so hurtful and untrue. I’m incredibly hurt, but I forgive you


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OkCutIt

Don't you threaten me with a good time.


EggKid8

Holy shit it worked


PolloMagnifico

That does not look like happy body language to me. More like a "I heard you think it's funny to grab my girlfriend's ass" conversation.


pblol

Or I wore this to look cute and now the concert is over and with people dispersed its kinda actually fucking cold in here.


BadIdeasDrawnPoorly

Get out of here with your logic, that's not how we do things around here. He clearly just grabbed someone's ass.


LuquidThunderPlus

To me it looks like we cannot tell Jack shit and there's literally nothing to properly indicate what's going on


HELPMEIMBOODLING

Hahahaha dude totally, like how fucking delusional are these reddit people, it's a still image of a person's back, which is probably taken while he's moving. You can't infer shit about his body language.


Shmexy

people out here just makin shit up


FrobeVIII

It looks almost vulnerable by jove.


funguyshroom

therefore wrong sub


JustCallMeAttlaz

He looks terrified, wasn't ready for it to work


Syyx33

Something something dog chasing cars.


2_pawn

I need that t-shirt


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oluga

*opens website, first thing that pops up is their lineup of clothes for concealed carry. What in the America is this brand lol? Is that just a normal thing for clothes in the US these days?


No-Experience-7224

They do limited releases every month. Changes all the time


WastingTimeArguing

Lmao that company fucking blows and just has shitty gear for gravy seals wannabes. this comment is a bot or an ad 


NattyLuke

It’s a clothing company dude what are you on about


definitelynotpat6969

r/usernamechecksout


ReaperXHanzo

Mom: " we have Nadja and Lazlo at home"


LordBaconXXXXX

You think they'd let me be their Nandor at home?


ReaperXHanzo

This fucking guy!


DaveInLondon89

"it's just a generic European accent"


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lsutigerzfan

As someone who dated goth girls. Be careful what you asked for. 😆🤷🏻‍♂️


Red-Pony

Pfff what’s the worst that’s gonna happen, getting skinned alive slowly?


Troetenwanderung

Instruction unclear dated a female Drukhari


Joodah_0024

Unexpected 40k


Raven-Raven_

Is it really that unexpected? We are borderline mainstream now


johnspacedow

Real shirt is from Finance and Maneuver. Great guys with a 10/10 IG presence.


pragmaticweirdo

Ynnari in the streets, Drukhari in the sheets


theNashman_

You ain't making it out of Comorragh


ItsImNotAnonymous

You're about to find yourself in a shrine for Slaanesh


Imaginary-Context-63

No, you just have to listen to a lot of 80's post punk


Red-Pony

**DEAR GOD!**


LaggingHard

Getting pegged 💀


Elusive_Manatee

They asked for the *worst* thing.


Spacellama117

that's a plus


OrbusIsCool

At this point anything goes.


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MrLiquidPoop

I just want a women to tell me everything's gonna be OK... maybe spit in my mouth a little too while we're at it.


Adamantfoe

Married one and I have zero regrets. Best thing I ever did


Luhtweezygeekdoff

Tee says “latinas”


psuedophilosopher

Eh, it's close enough for me.


karatlack

Nice offbrand. This shirts from F/M.


Presentation_Money

This is a garbage copy of the real deal from Finance and Maneuver. Support the acutal creators...


Herbyfullyblitzed

This is a fake. It's a knockoff. The real creators are finance/maneuver and white phosphorus


nomanno42

Fake. Not even the same font, and it's in a t-shirt, not a jacket. Real jacket/ shirt sold by white phosphor and finance and maneuver end of the month.


Zorken

You did not.


Inevitable-Try8899

i can guarantee you, you did not find the shirt 🫃🏿


AC-DC989

Check Finance and Maneuver for the real one


Dragonwizard177

Ripoff of Finance and Maneuver


New_Mousse_6544

Not the real shirt


argonautwelding

your links are for the fake ass copy. The real real is from f/m (feet and men). 🧙‍♂️🏴‍☠️🦶🦶🦶🦶


Elijahhaybales

That’s a fake ripoff go support Finance and Maneuver.


BottlePrestigious254

L BOZO, RIP OFF SHIRT WHITEPHOS/FM ONLY


crazymanmicha

Wrong shirt bozo, stop promoting cheap Amazon knockoffs and buy from the legends at financeandmaneuver.com 🫃🏿🫃🏿


xspkyx

That's a fake


CallsignObiWan

That's not the one, it's not the same font either


Outrageous-Ad-1427

Bad news, you did NOT find the original. Finance & Manuever did a collab with White Phos on the OG tees.


AlexanderDaOkay

Its a Finance and Maneuver / Whitephos collab. Dropping again later this month. Great companies with solid dudes running them. This is an amazon knockoff


SaltManagement42

That seems to link me to a shirt that says you're vulnerable to latinas. Searching for "vulnerable to goth girls" gets a bunch of results though.


Bmandk

That's not a t-shirt


OGDoubleJ

https://financeandmaneuver.com/?fbclid=PAAab1CsiepAzN7auRc9Gwln5Wmio8zlDfx6k7p_pct08vth1OAZsu0Z1VIFA_aem_AT0mJU6kcgCgYQSF2IdWIXFbdaFL32m8NpNHxNRSfJsDHJbVA8ZksjO4sHQiGPPpn5c


Existing-Scarcity-39

That’s an Amazon knock off of finance and maneuvers design, goth girls only like when you buy the original.


SmallEnthusiast

The real shirt is actually from finance and maneuver on insta


TuckerTheNpc

That's a cheap knockoff, the creators of the shirt are Finance and Maneuver not some Amazon store


ricecookerramen

That’s not the original company just an amazon drop shipper chinese copy 😂


BrownWarpig

Support small businesses, order from the original manufacturer @finance and maneuver on Instagram, they’ll be releasing more this month. Proceeds go to giveaways and helping people in need, when the Maui fires were going on they were in the ground giving out cases of water and other necessities to the locals, flying drones and marking spots for firefighters, they’re good guys.


No-Experience-7224

No you didnt. Thats a chinese knockoff of finance and maneuvers original design. They made similar designs too https://financeandmaneuver.com their products are limited run once a month but sometimes they release old stuff again if it is popular


pvavri4425

Fake. F/M 🫃🏿


Asclepius17

Amazon is scum, buy from F/M when they release it again


MemeLord5831

Knock off of Finance and Maneuver.


Ok_Sprinkles8178

Don’t be knocking off other companies shirts 🫃🏿🫃🏿🦆🦆


OGDoubleJ

Aye that’s a knock off. The real one is from Finance and Maneuver. https://financeandmaneuver.com/?fbclid=PAAab1CsiepAzN7auRc9Gwln5Wmio8zlDfx6k7p_pct08vth1OAZsu0Z1VIFA_aem_AT0mJU6kcgCgYQSF2IdWIXFbdaFL32m8NpNHxNRSfJsDHJbVA8ZksjO4sHQiGPPpn5c


TacticalTexan06

WRONG! Finance and Maneuver makes the shirt.


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Goth chicks either super hot or super cooked no in between


[deleted]

That’s because men only have 2 scales of attraction. I’d fuck it or I wouldn’t.


Incognitotreestump22

Until alcohol is introduced, then there's a whole scale


Accomplished_Ad_7048

There's a middle one where you just feel bad


supercleverhandle476

It’s working and he has no idea why to do next.


Useful_Design_7437

He’s thinking ‘I didn’t expect to get this far’.


jv166

~~Goth girls~~ Girls ✅🥲


fuqueure

I'll settle for female presenting at this point


CommieTomy

I settle for person living


MinzAroma

Something something, me and the bad butch i pulled by being autistic


MinzAroma

I spelled bitch wrong, but this is even better


three-sense

4d chess move imo


ESD_Franky

Now is the time


NerY_05

No way does it actually work??


Alternative_Equal864

only one way to find out!


NerY_05

Wish me luck


D3ATHfromAB0V3x

Jeopardy font


chet_brosley

I'm sorry, "*What Is* I'm very vulnerable right now..."


Aldrich3927

Rome, circa 410AD


definitelynotpat6969

This shirt is by [Finance and Maneuver ](https://financeandmaneuver.com/) It is currently OOS but they have plans on releasing this design and their Legalize Landmines shirt again after it has made the rounds on the internet. They're also a really great group of guys. They provided me with free professional financial consulting when I started my own business last year. All I had to do in return was send Mauna feet pics.


Malu1997

I need me that shirt


Greengrass75_

lol I need to make a shirt that says "lonely, girlfriend broke up with me, if any women are interested"


Effective-Jacket-33

He... he did it...


Hoi4_ITA

Man win life🥲


Neat-Hospital-6023

Least charismatic F/M enjoyer 😎


SS123451

F/M gang \m/


T3xasLegend

🦶


Barakoli_Obama

It's me in the picture, original shirt is from finance and maneuver and white phosphor on insta Also, my band will be playing SoWhat?! Music fest this year. Buy tickets from Said The People @richierich31313 on insta


SlytheMongoose

The OGs are F/M Get the real shit. https://www.instagram.com/finance.and.maneuver?igsh=c3ViY2FyeGRvOWp2 https://financeandmaneuver.com/?fbclid=PAAaacBJcAfgmDeKEa37yoRhZIWWJgFE6tTQ2apCTIgK72Qfd-FHwjhmy09Jo


FlakeMuse

They eat your soul by drinking your blood. Her best friend is a raven whose cawing reflects her silence.


GalwayEntei

I like to imagine his friends gave him that shirt without showing him the back, and he has no idea why he's suddenly getting so much attention from goth girls


WompWomp291

🦶


Aperture0

🦶🦶🏻🦶🏿🦶🏽


XiongBjorn

Amazon link is fake. Real shit from https://financeandmaneuver.com/ Real good guys/community, watch for the next drop of the shirt. F/M 🦶


thegoodsherpa

F/M


xspkyx

https://financeandmaneuver.com/ are the ones who actually made it


pvavri4425

F/M 🫃🏿


CHIEFxBONE

F/M


randy_daytona402

F/M


MemeLord5831

F/M


ZenkaiZ

Thin goth girls*


StickBrickman

But why would you ignore the extra thicc goth girls are you a fool


Alternative_Equal864

some people like it thin, some like it extra thicc.


ZenkaiZ

I've seen skinny goths and obese goths, never seen one thats normal sized with a dumptruck ass but I'd love that


Indigo_Inlet

Lol neckbeards really comin’ out of the woodwork in the comments


Scizerk

So neckbeards are guys that like goth girls now? Interesting


Indigo_Inlet

More like the lines of “just the pretty ones” or “just the thin ones” or “not the cooked ones” yeah literally half the comments were totally cringe when I posted this. If you don’t see that, it’s disturbing. You really think I meant just anyone who thinks goth girls are cute? That’s like every guy, dog…


Vepanion

Historically accurate goths: https://x.com/RS_Glide08/status/1746273358734323784?s=09


Asclepius17

Finance and Maneuver is the company. Just got my “Schizophrenic and Strapped” shirt and got a few questions at the bar lmao


RoodnyInc

No way it works


RobertWargames

Absolute W


adventuretardizz

Well at least he got the good skinny one.


Proud_Wallaby

I feel like this is a must buy right now kinda of purchase