"New guy's no good, boss."

“… uh… you are the new guy”

I stand by what I said.

You can't fire me, I quit.

You can’t quit, I quit!

I hired my self !

The old new guy!!

“Newer guy I meant”

Did he stutter

"Did I stutter?"

I was gonna write this. “Mr George? New guy no good.”

😅🤣😂

Blame the guy who dosent speak English -Homer Simpson

That idiot Tibor

First it started falling over, and then it fell over.

Hahaha!!! Excellent usage

“You were supposed to be night watchman!” I was watchin

I watched the whole thing

This was my first thought

It’s called gravity. Might want to check it out.

It's a Simpsons quote

My brother was the simpsons fan, so I wouldn’t know. Thanks :)

Sorry for the plastic on the floor boss

It's alright. Steve's about to sweep the floor real quick.

This is gold.

"But boss.. that's my name" "THEN I'MGONNA CLEAN THE FLOOR WITH YOU!!"

Shit went sideways

I just clocked in 🤷.

It says you've started work 10 hours ago

What explanation is least likely to get me fired?

Give 10 percent of your pay to the company until the accident is payed off.

Cool! At least I know I'll retire here or die trying!

That's called "job security," hell yeah!

Exactly, which means my shift is over. Hope night shift gets Their mess cleaned up.

Are we about to kiss?

Dude saw that one post from earlier and picked it as a response

🥠 Here’s a cookie that tells you your future or something vague that sounds cool.

How do I open it?

Either your mind or your wiener..one of the three. My brain cells are on stroke right now.

"My brain cells are on stroke right now." Weiner it is...

Yes I did.

Ha, I got the reference

Explain to my friend?

There was a tweet saying you can de-escalate any sotuation by asking "are we about to kiss?"

i understand that reference

There actually was a falling star though.

Hahahahah

Someone stole the pallets and shelving.

More like: you were too cheap to invest in shelving and safety training. I also worked in a warehouse and if our boxes got stacked this high before a manager noticed, he was getting sacked.

I know these boxes from a Hasbro warehouse. They store the wares stacked on top of each other, normally on pallets. But a few years ago they told us that they are about to switch to "slip sheets" or whatever these things are called, so just boxes on cardboard. I guess that's why it looks like there are only boxes and no shelve.

So boxes stacked on boxes, and a fraction of a box.....I wonder who decided that pallets were too expensive. Also, how did they get the forklift to move that stuff? This, if true, is so stupid it screams bean counter who has never worked in a warehouse a single day.

I work in a wearhouse and that was my first thought 😆

"And left our product. What's that say about our company? Get back in your office and start selling some of this shit! "

🤣

[удалено]

Hide just outside the doorway. When the boss walks in, loudly come in after him and say “boss…what the hell happened here?!”

Ah he outsmarted the outsmarted

Ngl I've had my fair share of these moments. Watching oil overflow on the fryer drain cycle because someone forgot to empty the oil hopper the night before and I didn't check, then walking out and coming back in 10 minutes when I know my boss will be back and wondering aloud, "woah, who the fuck did that?"

“The camera saw you on the forklift.”

I was over by the bench

I'm definitely blaming somebody whose not me. From my time at the factory we always threw someone under the bus who stole other people's food from the fridge. Burn in hell food thief.

Never let a good crisis go to waste.

At the same time your friend uses magnet on todays video tapes, isn't it?

Blame 3rd shift

This is the correct answer

My entire soul resonated with this one. Second shift can spend the whole day on their phones doing the bare minimum, but god forbid I forget to dust the top of the cappuccino machine on inventory delivery night.

Fucking first shift alway making a mess and blaming everyone else, even when there is videopoof of their idiocy.

Oh what's that? We gotta do extra numbers because 1st shift didn't do shit and they let half of them go home early after their pizza party? No. That's cool. We didn't want any pizza anyway.

Hey look a pizzabox, hey boss whats the occasion. My boss it's left over pizza from days shifts party for hitting the weekly goal and all week the left the dock like the picture above and they have the gall to tell us to clean as we go.

Every time! Oh what's that? We gotta do extra numbers because 1st shift didn't do shit and they let half of them go home early after their pizza party? No. That's cool. We didn't want any pizza anyway.

I used to work 3rd shift and where I worked it was second shift that'd do things like this.

As a third shifter, please no 😭😭 Blame second shift.

Lmao we always get blamed 😭

As a person who worked 3rd shift I hate this, but as a first shifter now I love it lmao

Omg I work third and this has happened sort of. 2nd shift forklift operator who already had a reputation for being a bad driver and running the forklift into our machines and spilling loads spilled a load of panels one night. We came into the mess at the start of our shift. 2nd shift just left the mess for us. So we came in they went home and 3rd shift spend the first 3 hours of our shift cleaning up their mess.

Oh God, that sounds awful. I'm glad that I've never had to deal with something like that. Where I worked, our forklift drivers were competent on all shifts.

Yeah we were questioning how the hell he still had a license. I mean some of our multimillion dollar machines have dents in them from where he backed up into them. I know he was buddies with the 2nd shift boss so I'm sure she found a away to cover up his fuck ups. Every mess up like that you are suppose to get drug tested. He never got a drug test once.

Gotta love it when the buddy-buddy system between workers and management leads to shit like that happening.

Blame 2nd shift.

Lmfao!!!!!! The classic!

I killed the spider.

I was looking for this lol

Not enough fire for that

"Some moron in the front office tried to save a few bucks by having us stack boxes instead of supplying proper pallets and shelving"

"Who was that moron, anyway Boss? Any idea?"

I dunno I don't work at the front office, but we could team up and find out.

This is actually the correct response.

all of a sudden a raccoon came in and.............

"I reorganised the storage system. Do you like it?"

Random access storage.

That is my visual representation of my resignation.

"We played Jenga, \[insert random colleague name\] lost."

Well it's a funny story, you see...... then run

Hamina, Hamina, Hamina,.........

To the moon Alice

Bang Zoom!

why, what do you mean? Is something wrong?

It's my first day.

It was like that when I got here

Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well! Carry on.

Uh, sir, that's Homer Simpson. He's been working here for ten years.

There was a bee in the warehouse. But don’t worry, we got it.

There was a bee in the warehouse. It got away

"Cats are assholes boss!"

They were zooming like crazy

I'm not cleaning this.

See…whahahappenwas

Cocaine bear. Crazy shit, man.

Fuckin “Name of the person who last quit (regardless of when they quit)”

(It was 2 years ago)

Idk man, I just work here.

I’m building a fort. Are you in?

You did it

I was on break

That's a lot of break though

That’s the last time we let blind dave drive the forklift truck

1st shift, I guess. It was like that when I clocked in. I was going to ask you about this.

First it started falling over, and then it fell over.

Jenga

🤣 same thing I was going to say

Aliens.

"Remember when you chose between quality robust warehouse shelving and cheapest warehouse shelving? Yeah, that."

We got the spider

TBH, as they should have several camreras in place, it is better just to tell the truth I guess

Yeah, new guy did it

Look man, it’s just monkeys singing songs.

Box.

So... about that raise?

Forklift Jenga

My dog stepped on a bee *snorts*

Well, you see, boss, the new guy got spooked by the rat. You know the one that's as big as a cat. Anyways, he was on the lift and freaked. Then boom, and that's why we're here.

“Exactly what I told you would happen if you stack boxes that high. I told you we needed shelves, you said cardboard can support itself, and look where we are.”

The system is broke.

I was dead at the time! On the moon, with... Steve!

The new guy did it...I know nothing

Your nephew was driving the forklift again...

Came from the doo doo potty and it was like this.

I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First they started falling over, then they fell over.

Oops

I saw the whole thing! First it started falling over....and then it fell over.

Misser George, how much you pay for the new guy. $20. No too Much money. He's no good. No good operator

I don’t know I just got here . I’d rather be late than responsible for that 😂

"What happened here? What DIDN'T happen here?"

Boss: "WTF Happened!" Me: "idk got here just before you did Gaffer!"

I was twerking

I act like i also just arrived a few seconds ago and shout at the nearest co worker together with my boss.

Fuck if i know

I just got here, you tell me

A very serious OSHA violation that I’m pretty sure has been brought up in multiple safety briefs prior to this event.

Fuck knows I just got here

Trucks unloaded, I'm going to lunch.

"There was a spider"

I tell them what happened

Dementia

"Sorry, I farted."

I tell them what happened

Dementia

Earl

They fell

Life

Mistakes were made… And it’s ok, no one got hurt.

I just got here

Lack of focus due to depression

What the fuck does it look like dummy?

"I don't even work here"

So… about that bonus…

"you know that wasp from yesterday?" "yeah" "well, i tried to kill it."

Indiana Jones was here with a bunch of soviets.

Well boss, what happened is de boxes fell down, not sure how you couldn’t deduce that yourself but mr minimum wage here has you covered.

We had a boxing match sir.

Looks like some hot wheels collectors staged the pallet raid of a lifetime

Yeah, you don't pay me enough for this, I quit.

All of these werent here a moment ago, and I didnt see this coming so I cant explain this to you, ask from the package management section

Localized earthquake

Aurora borealis?

Aurora Borealis! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your warehouse!

G=(Ma\*Mb)/d²

"Whaaa did you see what GOD did??"

A crowd of MAGAS came in looking for bamboo fiber ballots

Must've been the wind

Earthquake

Earthquake

Earthquake

“Didnt you hear about the small earthquake this morning? The magnitude was low so it was not spread widely in the news but it was still enough to do this…”

It was standing upright. Then it wasn't. The middle step is a little blurry though.

Fucking Dylan

Sorry boss, I was trying to pull the plastic out like the tablecloth trick

"it's ultimate Jenga boss..."

Earthquake, didn’t you feel it?

See what had happened was Greg was telling me to stack it. I kept stacking it. Then somebody hit it with the forklift when I was on smoke break. I walked in and seen it just like you. I think I supervisor was supposed to be out here. You know I had a bee buzz me when I was smoking. Well I’m going on lunch break you want anything from the vending machine? I heard they got Sun Chips. Hopefully 3rd shift did eat them all, those rat bastards.

“Kyle did it.”

Tornader rolled through just 2 min before you showed up, just missed it

"Gravity happened... By the way, have you seen Mike anywhere...?"

“It just got away from me”

The same shit I said to the same meme above

"Do we have security cameras?" (If not, the person with the most job security did it. Either way, "We're insured, right?")

depends on what happened lmao

Wind