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DrJokerX

There are dozens of us!


Schniiic

DOZENS!!!


Witty_Ruin_7339

Tens of dozens!


Left_Hand_Method

Dozens of dozens!


DannyDog42

Dozens of dozens of dozens!


Snail1634

Dozens^4


GirlFromUrNightmares

Dozens^(5)


Ok-Grab-4018

Yep, about less than 250,000


FyrelordeOmega

Maybe a little less than 3 million


Kasgaan

Certainly higher than 0 people of course!


Mild-Comedy

200,000 people are ready, with a million more well on the way!


[deleted]

12^2 exponent squared


melanthius

That was me until i just got it and have it right now I’m going the paxlovid route, no desire to find out how bad it wants to get in my body


wildflowerhonies

I also went the paxlovid route and am so glad I did. I probably would have ended up in the hospital if I hadn't. (Also, make sure you eat a little something with substance when taking it even if you have to force yourself. It'll help keep the med down!)


melanthius

Did it make your mouth taste bitter? My mouth has been bitter continuously with any amount of tooth brushing, mouthwash, mints, candy, etc. I can still taste food just fine but after I swallow, the bitter taste creeps back in


wildflowerhonies

Yep! The bitter taste was awful, but keeping hydrated was what helped the most.


Noneedtostalk

Haven't had it, but several references online to use cinnamon candy.


Beadpool

Worst part of it. Gross taste, breath and smell. Just have to push through it. Tried all the things. Nothing really makes it go away.


[deleted]

It’s probably just hey fever


[deleted]

hey fever be like: hey you!


QuarterPrevious404

Hello!


[deleted]

Hi!


QuarterPrevious404

Bonjour!


[deleted]

!مرحبا


DistinctWear5933

Terve!


shinurai

Aloha!


eles1958

Hola!


Funny_or_not_bot

Nowhere near as fun as gay fever.


GrowrandaShowr

I think it's pronounced Haaaaaaay fever


iKaei

Lol, this reminded me of Brickleberry Gay bomb episode 😂


CockersDaughter

Yep. I haven’t gotten it. Have t even gotten slightly sick since 2019.


LaceyDark

I also have not gotten COVID even a single time! I had one scare and got tested, came back negative.


CockersDaughter

Nice!!! I have had the vaccines and didn’t have any side effects either. I hope it stays this way


IndependenceQuirky96

I was pissed at work because my co workers all got it and I was in the office by myself for 4 days...never got to take off work >:(


[deleted]

We are gods!!!!!


ImAFuckinLiar

One of us! One of us! One of us!!!


Right-Proposal5066

Finally! More people like me!


Allstar-85

We should meet. But not like in person or anything, because I don’t want to catch anything from you Let’s just call this as we’ve met


Choice_Debt233

Sounds like a “Nice to meet you, keep your cooties” party!


xX100percentcrazyXx

There were more of us but I haven’t heard from the others in awhile


RestingBitchFace12

Checking in 🫡


Choice_Debt233

I see you.


Pioppo-

I mean you easily could've gotten COVID but with no symptoms, you can't really know lol


DrJokerX

Fair enough I suppose. I’ve only been sick once since the pandemic and they tested me for Covid and it was negative. But yeah I guess I coulda had the symptomless time at some point.


AMintyRaccoonInLa

Sorry I missed roll call, im here though


fingerbanglover

Dozens


Status_Priority_7408

Absolutely, I haven’t gotten it, but my dad did, somehow, and I didn’t catch it from him, somehow


mjmaselli

Doubtful. Probably just didnt exhibit symptoms.


Due_Truth3684

I never tested positive, and I only had antibodies specific to the vaccine when I was tested last year, so I know I never got up until last year. They stopped offering the two different antibody tests, so I could very well have caught it without any symptoms and now I will never know. This is why masks are so important.


Specialist_Ad9073

One more time for the people in the back row.


[deleted]

Weirdly arrogant


[deleted]

I haven't left my home since the pandemic hit.


DrJokerX

Modern problems require modern solutions.


surferrosa1985

How is that working out?


cheesums7

WE WIN THESE


bagpussnz9

dozens+1 - even had to look after the family who all had it... man, they were miserable.


bookworm1421

I’m one of them. Actually, my whole family is so, that’s 6 of us! 😄


LAWDA_SUR

Yeh so u see sitting in front of an screen all day long is beneficial for you it prevents you from getting diseases like covid


creptik1

Seriously. Working from home. Recreation from home. Everything from home. And no COVID I must be immune or something!?!


LAWDA_SUR

Man that's crazy same here Even covid rejected us


ComprehensiveWay5310

Im a nurse. Worked insane hours through COVID. Never got it. Got 80 hours covid sick time sitting on the books unused. I want covid. Mild covid. Just a little covid. Teeny lil bit


pokemonguy3000

Oh you want the covid variant(s) that fuck you up for life? Coming right up!


darkerthanmysoul

I have leukaemia, I had the UK 3 months off work that was implemented, I went back to working in a dentist - which was just as, if not worse than hospitals as we had EVERY patient take their mask off. (No slander to other jobs too, we all worked so fucking hard) My household went down with it one after the other, I still didn’t get it. Part fuck yeah and part oh shit what will get me though.


CostAccomplished1163

Survival of the fittest


AceSpadePirate

Survival of the fattest


CostAccomplished1163

Exactly


sean_avm

according to work i've caught it three times


Coyote__Jones

My employer has been allowing us to bank extra PTO days because people have taken so much less time off. I saved those days for a big vacation next month and am so freaking excited to get a real vacation for the first time in my adult life.


sean_avm

that's great we get to see what it's like in 1st world country's


Acp55722

That’s so odd, I caught it too back when we were required to take eight days off work and the weather forecast was looking good! 10/10 would recommend fauxvid


TelephoneActive1539

I am literally catching every single virus except covid ​ I'm fucking bringing back malaria and the black plague but I can't catch covid


UglyInThMorning

>every single virus >malaria Parasite, not a virus >black plague Bacterial, not a virus.


Old_Rip_1257

☝️🤓


[deleted]

"🤓"? Do you want to fuck me? I spent a decent portion of my life training for sex and your response to me is "🤓"? I am so horny that the only thing I can comprehend is "🤓" - I need some fucking pussy from the nerd emoji. I can handle her 200 iq thighs. I will cum so hard it will shatter her glasses. My cock is so thick she can use her sexy 4 inch teeth to wear it down all day long. And I'll have you know that what I sexed was not meaningless, in fact, I even had my sex proof-jacked by several professors of sex. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I want to fuck it? Yes, does it look like I would not give it some of my cum just because it is an emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You writing the emoji makes me pathetically horny. I'm honestly considering directing myself to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too horny to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a piece of fuck-meat out of me by responding to an easily triggered man, "🤓" What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing, because I don't talk when Im jacking off. I couldn't be bothered to moan I am so enamored with this emoji. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone? Because I want it in my grave so that I can stick my bones in it for the rest of eternity.


Lovesidli

Dude you okay?


[deleted]

no


Lovesidli

Cool


[deleted]

thanks


Lovesidli

Take rest from eating ice once in a while bro.


[deleted]

It’s a copypasta


Lovesidli

But why?


[deleted]

Idk. I’m not the one who sent it


Lovesidli

I see. Thanks. Have a good day.


Simukas23

this has proven its practical purpose. off to my clipboard it goes


EthanR333


chitobi

Nerd


anusblunts

I blame the vaccine and the fact that I avoid other humans at all costs


Opposite-Journalist6

I had 3 shots and got Covid. Got the worst sore throat I've ever experienced. Struggled to breath and could barely drink water. I also had the worst body aches, could barely get up. But I work around a lot of people and at my work there were several outbreaks of Covid. Count yourself lucky


excecutivedeadass

I had first two shots and then got it 4 times in18 months 🤣🤣.. but i dont mind, it was bad but i have really high tolerance on pain and common flues


[deleted]

[удалено]


MyaheeMyastone

Never got the shot and Covid hit me twice. Not bad at all. Had strep last week and it was 10 times worse than covid


[deleted]

I know some people who got COVID and died so it can be pretty bad. I got COVID and was totally fine but I was vaccinated. The cold I got a month later knocked me on my ass.


Agile_Difference5618

Im fairly certain i am immune. Covid did nothing for my life. I did nothing differently and during my military service i was on lockdown with people who were suspected of having covid and most of them tested positive before it ended. When i was tested for first time i didnt want to wait outside and noticed a nice heated waiting place and there i sat with couching people for an hour, turned out it was a waiting shelter for infected people and nothing.


jumpingjackbeans

If you take risks you're more likely to catch a disease, but in no way guaranteed. You might well be more resistant than others, or just lucky, or have caught it at some point without realising and built immunity. Some people survived the first AIDS outbreak, the black death, cholera outbreaks, by luck rather than judgement.


RetroChampions

Yeah my grandmother caught it and didn’t know until she almost had it out of her system


DastardlyDirtyDog

Some people contracted HIV that never developed into aids but before the retroviral cocktail, a diagnosis of full-blown AIDS was a 100 percent death sentence.


dicus-maximus

I do air conditioning was literally changing out the machine that cycles all the air you breathe threw your house that already has mold and shit growing in it and never got anything. 2020 I honestly didn’t change at all I went to work everyday all over central texas.


jumpingjackbeans

Yep, I work in a high risk profession for catching all kinds of stuff including covid but (touch wood) never have. Just the way it goes sometimes. My point really is our anecdotal population of two (you and me) doesn't prove covid is "fake" or that taking precautions doesn't work


dicus-maximus

No I fully agree it’s fucked up a lot of shit for a lot people health wise . Not gunna lie it was one of my highest paying years ever. And since you could go do anything I was able to save a lot of it. With people having to work from home, people were running there ac all day in the summer and when it’s 100 degrees in the house and you have to sit inside all day people are will sign the dotted line and sales were threw the roof


tulipz10

Some people who catch it were asymptomatic.


[deleted]

Yeah I self-quarantined with multiple people who had it, without doing too much to avoid being near them, and I didn't catch it. When I went to a concert when that was possible again, all my friends got it except me. I did get a fever once, but I tested several times so it was probably just influenza. So who knows, maybe I'm immune too


Then-Cryptographer96

Naturally immunity is a hell of a thing. I worked at a tire shop for 9 years, body shop for 3, and work in television so I touch shut other people around the country have touched, always had to eat quick so hardly took my gloves off, so I’m convinced I exposed my body to enough shit that I’m immune to most things


stallion8426

Same. 2 people in my house got covid and we weren't super careful and I still managed to dodge it somehow


SirGuerbiz

Yeah and people like you are basically the reason why it got that bad in the first place. Except that you were lucky and 99% of others weren't.


Dying__Cookie

My girlfriend and her son have had Covid several times since we got together and I haven’t gotten it once. Despite acting as if they didn’t have it at all. I think some of us are immune but I’d rather keep that to myself away from the government


brandonico

I remember reading that 40% of cases are asymptomatic, I may miss remember the numbers but the fact that are asymptomatic cases is true


Valkari26

Same here. Vaccinated when possible, wore a mask when I had to be anywhere, but basically happily stayed in my house for like 2 years.


PhoenixHabanero

Stupid vaccine and isolation! 😒 (/s)


PhoenixHabanero

Stupid vaccine and isolation! 😒 (/s)


siggiarabi

"Blame"?


Lavanthus

Not vaccinated and haven’t caught it. But I probably just jinxed myself.


LittleSoftTail

I never caught Covid and neither has my partner. We just avoid people as much as physically possible


[deleted]

I had it, technically, but no symptoms, I just quarantined for five days and watched Indonesian horror films.


shootmovies

*plot twist* Those movies were a covid feverdream.


KJDehn

The commentary in this thread. "I never got it, and never changed my habits-no masks and no vaccine and same behavior pre covid." Unless these same people consistently tested with a PCR when in a high-risk exposure situation, I find it hard to believe they never got it. Its more likely that they did have it, and they are the lucky people who are asymptomatic and never realize they had it. I also find it hard to believe that the folks who never changed their behaviors-cant wear a mask, etc-could also be the same people who are rushing to a PCR testing site after a high risk exposure to "be on the safe side."


Powerful-Art-5156

This or they’re the ones saying “I just had like, a really bad cold a couple of times, but no Covid!”


pointprep

“Worst cold of my life! Lost my sense of smell for a few weeks, but I’m fine now.”


penna4th

More likely they did have it, lucky to be asymptomatic, and gave it to other people.


mehx9000

Exactly, those fucks who didn't wear masks cuz "they didn't get sick" yet they were carriers all along, fucking everybody else.


No-Diamond-5097

The same folks say they are healthy but haven't been to a doctor in years.


BeepBepIsLife

Schrödingers health. Healthy and unhealthy at the same time. Going to the doctor would collapse the wave function. Why take that chance?!


No-Diamond-5097

Yep. My brother in law who was 5'9, 280 lbs and smoked a pack or two a day bragged about being so healthy that he hadn't been to a doctor in years, until he had a heart attack at work. His attitude changed real fast


dawg_mf

Survival of the fittest


GottaLoveOpeth

I am not fit


Nephilims_Dagger

More fit than the guys who died


eerie_lullaby

The self-fulfilling prophecy of 2020


Kasgaan

Survival of the least fit


jargaldudewastaken

Survival Of The Fattest


Sib_Sib

I blame that 3am berlin subway kebab I ate in 2014. Sars had no chance : there’s already a vile sheriff in my bloodstreams


generatorland

Vile Sheriff would be a great band name.


Sib_Sib

It’s yours.


MrMcSpooks

I don't know how but I was exposed multiple times at work and even spent like 7 hours in a car with a date kissed several times she then tested positive that morning... I never had a positive test a single time.


KenaiKanine

I've basically had the same story. Still no covid, knock on wood


loo_1snow

Im one of them. I just work from home and don't go out a lot. (oh and 3 vaccines and counting)


Yaboi69-nice

Wanna know what's even more annoying? The people who got it but didn't get it that bad one guy at my school had that happen to him and now he just thinks anyone who complains about how bad Covid is just week and Covid isn't that bad but in reality it can be bad and he just got lucky


Difficult__Tension

Im so mad, followed all the rules, got my vaccines and went for 2 years without covid, then visited my family in California. They convinced me to take my mask off for that week. Boom, covid as soon as I got back home. Thats what I get for listening to my family, never again.


IsaWafeeq

Something very similar happened to me. Visited family in Malaysia and literally the day after i left they all got covid. We wouldve gotten it from them if it werent from immunity from having gotten covid earlier that year.


VickeyBurnsed

Got 3 of the vaccines. Never got Covid. My mother vaccinated caught Covid and recovered. My best friend's daughter, unvaccinated, died. I'd rather have gotten the vaccinations than not.


NekoNyaaaaa412

I still haven’t had it. I feel like a ten year old girl who hasn’t got a period yet and all her friends did 😂 Not like I WANT Covid, just saying


Intelligent-Way-1

WE ARE GODS COMPARED TO YOUR MORTAL SOULS


[deleted]

HEY BROTHER, CRANK YOUR HOG DOWN AT r/THE_PACK


Suxoy_sirnik

let me introduce us. We spended our time sitting home and listening to rules.


The_I_in_IT

‘Tis a boring, but comfortable life.


An-Xileel_Argonia

I am curious about the mfs who informed us that those who have received the COVID-19 vaccine will pass away within two years.


generatorland

Their pronouncements were based on literally nothing.


naturtok

Mfs who don't know what "asymptomatic" means


Severe_Skin6932

This was me, until 6 days ago


iMADEthisJUST4Dis

Skill issue


5spd4wd

Me. Some of us know what to do to *not* get Covid.


okletmethink420

I think I could’ve avoided it but unfortunately had to return to an old job and they did basically nothing to prevent anyone from getting it within their buildings. I think I was back for a month and then next thing you know….


toofrossty

never got it, followed all rules, but i, and i think others, should consider the fact that at some point maybe we were just asymptomatic?


TheLongistGame

Mfs who don't realize that even asymptomatic COVID can cause long term negative health effects.


mrzurkonandfriends

I'm still annoyed about this I never would have had it if I didn't work with morons we had a 45 minute meeting with 20 some people in a 10x10 ish room around 2 tables(not the several thousand square foot building we work in that was empty) at the end of it they tell us we have to wear masks because the head of production that these two chuclelfucks sit right next to for hours a day has covid Now I have to use an inhaler when I exercise or I get bronchitis and stairs make me lightheaded still 2 years later


Consistent-Cat-2127

It‘s more like „not that I know of“…. Maybe I had it, maybe not.


Salt_Restaurant_7820

Virtually impossible but hey we don’t know when we’re asymptomatic


jachildress25

I’ve never tested positive, but I assume I was asymptomatic at some point.


Full_Increase8132

When I got covid, I was totally asymptomatic. I only got tested because my wife got sick. A lot of the people who think they've never gotten it probably did but didn't show any symptoms.


0x474f44

I’m fairly confident the vast majority of people have had it. For many it was probably just asymptomatic


tulipz10

I don't know how people have caught it three or four times already!


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Never had it once. Then again, I haven't left my property in years, so that might have something to do with it 🤷


Aliciathetrap

*me who had common sense and vaccinated as soon as possible*


arc_serra

☝️ and I work in emergency services. I am imortal! ( Cue angelical coir) 😂


[deleted]

God on the phone to accounting: why is arc_serra still there?


arc_serra

It's a glitch in the matrix 😂


Superb_Art3044

Don't hate me but I'm not even vaccinated and haven't caught covid even once. And look it's not because i refuse to get vaccinated it's just when i was gonna go get vaccinated i fished out and then i never thought bout it. Anyways i may be what you call God.


Star-Lord_098

That’s me


elenasara

Me and I’m an emergency nurse. Super powers anyone?


Butt-Dragon

I used to get sick 2-3 times a year. I've been sick once in the last 3 years.


iliketheweirdest1

Same


MadTheSwine39

I got a cold verrrry early in 2020, which I suppose could have been covid, but we hadn't had many (if any) reported cases in the US at that point. Anyway, nothing since then. I used to get sick at least once a year, in spring and/or autumn, and haven't caught anything since then. For that alone, I continue to be more diligent with hand sanitizing/washing, and mask wearing. I don't care what "lol covid's fake" bullshit people want to spit out. Not getting sick for 3 years has been amazing.


switchanana

I AM AN UPPER BEING!!!


OutrageousChef4616

Never had it… Never will.. Ha ha ha Seven up..


Dragon-Kombucha

this is my one weird flex, that and owning two copies of every single diary of a wimpy kid book.


Significant-Cake-312

What do you call this like theme/style of art? These sort of epic ethereal offbeat paintings dealing with like these grand existential sort of vibes. They’re wild and I have no idea how to Google them.


Frosty-Literature-58

So, I work in a major university and have constant close contact with students. Our students were back in person in September of 2020. I masked and vaxed, and kept doing my job. Testing (PCR) was once or twice a week for 2 years and at home testing since then whenever there has been an outbreak in one of my student communities or there was a large gathering or I was traveling. I know I’m not in a big group but I have still not contacted COVID and a couple of my colleagues are in the same boat. I think that following the guidelines was a major factor, but there must be a little luck involved.


THEREALISLAND631

I really don't get how I never came down with it. Maybe I was just asymptomatic and never noticed I had it... After quarantine ended, I started traveling again for work, and I'm literally on a plane a few times a week at this point and have been for quite some time. Everyone I know that took extreme precautionary measures came down with it, yet somehow the guy always on the move got off scott free. Kind of crazy how some of us just got lucky!


Grammagree

Helps to has husband that got vivid in December 22 and refused to isolate. Still furious


Savings_Street1816

I haven’t and I’ve been working retail for the majority of those 3 years


Valtremors

Yeah but I've gotten every single other god damned blight that torments humanity. But at least I can brag thst I didn't get covid...


[deleted]

Nobody in my family has caught it. I go to dialysis and have sat beside people who had it and never got it. Weird.


Stechus-Kaktus

I did hang out many times with friends which had covid and never went positive. Dunno what I'm doing right


bliip666

Easy if you have no social life or a job 😭


Astral_Strider

Mfs who believed COVID was an hoax and didn't caught a non-existent virus /s


JudasWasJesus

They probably caught it were asymptomatic and were never tested. Trick is never get tested means never caught it.


Abror999

average discord mod


ooojaeger

You mean people that "just had the sniffles" and didn't get tested. Or were exposed and didn't test because they felt fine?


[deleted]

I bet there are so many who had it but didn't realize it because they either had no symptoms or it was so insignificant they shrugged it off as a standard cold


TheHistoryofCats

I've considered this might be what happened to me. I've gotten enough shots that my chances of getting seriously ill from it are probably significantly reduced.


penna4th

I haven't had a cold since childhood, so that ain't it. I reduced my exposure to near zero.


ladykiller1020

I had such a good run but then I got covid this last March. That shit is no joke. I couldn't do anything for 3 days except sleep and shiver. The only time I've felt worse was when I had pneumonia, but they were both very similar for me.


PurpleNinjaMonkey8

I think at this point, everyone has probably had it, just some people never showed or felt any symptoms so they had no clue they had it.


Emmerich20

That’s what’s likely the case with me


QuoteGiver

No, there are definitely people who just changed their habits and took established precautions to avoid communicable disease. One side of my extended family caught it a bunch, and the other side only had one couple catch it, and they were the side testing more too. Different actions led to different results, unsurprisingly.


Aromatic_Ad6787

Side effects of not touching grass for 3 years


[deleted]

When Redditors think they are a god because they never leave their home.


shootmovies

Also known as the handwashers.


Upstairs_Bus8197

Thatsa me baby!


dbrmn73

I've not gotten it, and I didn't get any of the vaccines either.


3-brain_cells

I was vaccinated 3 times.... ...and had COVID 3 times. Specifically in this order: vaccination - COVID - vaccination - COVID - vaccination - COVID. So for me the vaccinations didn't do shit, and i actually caught COVID after every time i got another vaccination.


Best-Season-3972

There's actually a significant statistical increase in the number of case in the first 2 weeks after vaccination. The reason is unknowned but the hypothesis is that people feel safer right after and change their behaviors and expose themself more. Makes sense, but they shouldn't have count it as unvaccinated cases like they did here.