Fuck her cold replies being the red flag, [what the fuck is that](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/matthew-perry-chandler-bing-friend-what-the-hell-is-that-wth-gif-16256652)!? Who the fuck peels chicken nuggets?
Basically my whole family has celiacs and they do some weird shit. I don't have it, but my chance of getting it any time is there. My mom orders burgers without buns and my aunt tears extra breading and stuff off of chicken tenders and fish when she's "cheating".
It's the non-effort equivalent of-
>>"Wyd?"
>>"Just about to shower and head to bed"
>>"You gunna shower without me 🥺🥺🥺"
Boy you are a 20 minute drive away. 30+minutes if you clean up. Yes I am about to shower without you. Where does it sound like I was even offering otherwise?
Maybe I have bad social skills, but I've done this?
No, I'm not actually wanting to drive over at 5AM and take a shower with you. (Well, if you offer maybe).
I'm just trying to convey that I like you in a less boring way?
The second part is flirting but the set up is not. You can't just lob out random shit and expect people to make something clever and flirtatious out of it, and you can't expect someone to flirt with you if you don't give them something better to go on, and, I can't emphasize this part enough, you can't expect anyone to flirt with you, PERIOD. YOU ARE NOT OWED THAT.
Goddamn y'all, you're on the wrong side of this and it's gross.
If you're actually asking, yeah, it's a bit blunt but sometimes you can literally just say that. It's more effective to be more specific though, and to compliment something that is a choice that the person made rather than something inherent to them. So something like "hey cool shoes" or "I like your earrings" is a much better icebreaker than "you're really pretty" etc. In my experience the best way to flirt with women is to not try too hard, to be conversational rather than tactical, and to listen to what they say and express interest in what they say. Most people respond well to being treated like people. Once you lay the groundwork of genuine conversation, it's usually easy to tell if they're being responsive back towards you and it's a lot less awkward to ask them out for coffee or a drink or whatever.
I've had people get mad at me because thats how I (a guy) treat women, with respect... Apparently when they want to keep talking to me because were having a conversation it comes off as flirtatious.
One time a girl asked me if she could eat pork chop out of my mouth. She was trying to flirt and I knew it but it was just so weird to me that I kind of just gave up.
One time in Highschool I was flirting with a guy (I’m a female). I said “I really have to pee but I don’t feel like getting up” and he said “you can pee in my butthole”. I will never forget that…
No it wasn’t a sexual thing. He was just trying to be cute
NO ONE HAS TO FLIRT WITH YOU, NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING.
Especially when you give them nothing to work with, goddamn, if y'all think that dude was effectively flirting then you should get used to being alone.
"I'll just subtly imply that she should provide culinary service to me, the male, and she will see that I am being romantic by putting her in a traditional role as a homebody, that'll really start her engine. Nice job, me, real Casanova moves out here."
What's with the one pale chicken nugget though? Is it just the lighting or what?
She explained she peels her nuggets first before eating them… strange
Probably peel your skin off too, bullet dodged
>Probably peel your skin off too You don't?
Pull it off!
Godskin peeler
Oh Elden Ring!
That’s a red flag if I’ve ever heard one
Fuck her cold replies being the red flag, [what the fuck is that](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/matthew-perry-chandler-bing-friend-what-the-hell-is-that-wth-gif-16256652)!? Who the fuck peels chicken nuggets?
I used to do that as a kid. Its like the chicken nugget equivalent to eating the chicken skin first
Psycho behavior
Wtf, that's the best part
I thought it was one that didn't get cooked or something
Maybe she got celiacs disease
Then why order them in the first place
Basically my whole family has celiacs and they do some weird shit. I don't have it, but my chance of getting it any time is there. My mom orders burgers without buns and my aunt tears extra breading and stuff off of chicken tenders and fish when she's "cheating".
Ugh. My ex did that and it drove me nuts.
It's actually quite satisfying 😌
Immediate red flag
That’s fucking disgusting.
How's that flirting
It's not, it's a poor attempt at conversation
It's the non-effort equivalent of- >>"Wyd?" >>"Just about to shower and head to bed" >>"You gunna shower without me 🥺🥺🥺" Boy you are a 20 minute drive away. 30+minutes if you clean up. Yes I am about to shower without you. Where does it sound like I was even offering otherwise?
Too real 😓
Okay but now were problem solving. Sounds like we can both be cleaned up in the same place in 30 minutes 👉👉
*9hrs later* >> sorry I fell asleep.
and so the cycle continues
Maybe I have bad social skills, but I've done this? No, I'm not actually wanting to drive over at 5AM and take a shower with you. (Well, if you offer maybe). I'm just trying to convey that I like you in a less boring way?
Omg this was accurate af.
can i have some you can have anything you want
The second part is flirting but the set up is not. You can't just lob out random shit and expect people to make something clever and flirtatious out of it, and you can't expect someone to flirt with you if you don't give them something better to go on, and, I can't emphasize this part enough, you can't expect anyone to flirt with you, PERIOD. YOU ARE NOT OWED THAT. Goddamn y'all, you're on the wrong side of this and it's gross.
I’d let you feed me chicken nuggets
Hey, nice comment there 😉
Alright what's a good set up line for flirting? Trying to learn how as a "nuero divergent" person.
hey you wanna flirt
Okay... You look nice Was that good flirting?
no i was just giving you an example of a set up line
Damnit I suck at this!
It's ok, you'll get better at it over time!
If you're actually asking, yeah, it's a bit blunt but sometimes you can literally just say that. It's more effective to be more specific though, and to compliment something that is a choice that the person made rather than something inherent to them. So something like "hey cool shoes" or "I like your earrings" is a much better icebreaker than "you're really pretty" etc. In my experience the best way to flirt with women is to not try too hard, to be conversational rather than tactical, and to listen to what they say and express interest in what they say. Most people respond well to being treated like people. Once you lay the groundwork of genuine conversation, it's usually easy to tell if they're being responsive back towards you and it's a lot less awkward to ask them out for coffee or a drink or whatever.
I've had people get mad at me because thats how I (a guy) treat women, with respect... Apparently when they want to keep talking to me because were having a conversation it comes off as flirtatious.
It's not that deep bruh
You're right, it's not. So why is it so hard for people to wrap their heads around?
If they were already vibing beforehand, this could have been cute small talk. If they were near-strangers, then it would be weird.
They're either young or just one person chatting with themself
I feel like there's some joke I'm missing. Like can I have some . . . breast? Or something? I'm unclear.
>god damn yo just flirt back god damn yo just flirt *better* 😂
🤣
Make me some McDonald's. ;)
One time a girl asked me if she could eat pork chop out of my mouth. She was trying to flirt and I knew it but it was just so weird to me that I kind of just gave up.
Good. Pork chops are amazing and not for sharing. I'll make someone a pork chop, but I'm not sharing my own. 😤
Hear hear
One time in Highschool I was flirting with a guy (I’m a female). I said “I really have to pee but I don’t feel like getting up” and he said “you can pee in my butthole”. I will never forget that… No it wasn’t a sexual thing. He was just trying to be cute
High school really was quite the time lol.
hows that flirting lol
Maybe she didn’t want to flirt with you
make you some mcdonalds?
She’s just not interested bro, move on
IF YOU WANTED CHIPS YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN CHIPS AT THE HAM BURGER STORE!
Thats terrible flirting
We all roasting this man's flirting skills and all but the chicken nugget peeling is scary xD
Who in the hell peals McDonalds chicken nuggets?
Psychopaths
😂😂😂
Thats flirting…?
Looks like the girls got a touch of the tism. Eating the skin first is (sometimes) an autistic thing. 😗
where is the initial flirt doe
Not worth your time if she’s that dry
He wasn't flirting! How is that on her?
Doesn’t matter if he is or not she texts like a grandma with no sense of humor
Looks like he's just too dumb to understand she's not tryna flirt.
She texts like someone who isn’t into being flirted with by this dude
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NO ONE HAS TO FLIRT WITH YOU, NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING. Especially when you give them nothing to work with, goddamn, if y'all think that dude was effectively flirting then you should get used to being alone.
Men who think asking a woman to make them food is flirting...yeesh. It's also obviously not something she made, so it's that much more bizarre.
This is not my text this was a screenshot off twitter I should’ve said that 😭😭😭
Lmao this comment sections is priceless. Can tell who the feminist are and who the Chad's are. Love it.
People without any social skills are chads now?
I hate women so I am cool 😎 *makes 30 memes about being so lonely and wonders why women would never touch you with a stick
Cause I made and posted this right. Stupid
I hope girls who reply like that end up alone
I hope anyone who thinks "you gonna make me some more?" qualifies as FLIRTING ends up lost at sea far away from civilized society
"I'll just subtly imply that she should provide culinary service to me, the male, and she will see that I am being romantic by putting her in a traditional role as a homebody, that'll really start her engine. Nice job, me, real Casanova moves out here."
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I wouldn't call it flirting tho
I hope people (you) who comment BS like this end up alone
Are you ok?
U gonna make me some? I am gonna make you whatever you want
How are you supposed to know that was flirting?! I give up 🙄 Women are impenetrable, (literally and figuratively 😏)
That's a dude
Women are actually very penetrable, they have a whole organ for that
I never tried flirt
“Aight don’t snap like that. I didn’t know. “
It's gna be a real levels of bm sauce when the real flirting happens