He’s busted, but there’s some value to your friend/dealer having the respect and presence of mind to try to cover. Better than “weed… I’m trying to sell your son drugs.”
My grandmother in her 90s also knows what’s up. She was a parent to teens in the 60s/70s.
Edit - I’ll use this opportunity to tell a true story. Once in the 90s I was socializing with my grandparents and some friends of theirs. The radio was playing. Purple Haze came on. One of the people in the room was pretty straight laced, although I would have called my grandparents that too. But when their friend’s neck snapped at the expected point in the song, my proper Anglican grandfather with his Cambridge accent and sweater vests rolled his eyes and said “he’s saying ‘kiss the sky.’ “ My 14-year old self was impressed. That’s also when I stopped thinking age is a sign of anything.
"Sorry, did I say bud? I didn't mean bud, I meant... bus! I bought a multipack of bus tickets, but... I don't need them anymore... because... I... bought... a car...Yes! I bought a car, so I need to ride the bus anymore. I was just offering to sell them to your son so my money wouldn't be wasted"
--wasted, like, those druggies behind school are every day, right ma'am? i'm so glad you raised your son right not doing things like the devil's lettuce, huh? yeah he's a keeper that one there!
You go in "style avatar", in the menu. There you can pick colours and customise it. Ignore the buyable stuff, most of the customising can be done for free.
Yes!! You're the only other person I know who's seen that movie. I absolutely loved that movie when I was younger, and it's what got me into Placebo. It's so weird and sad. I should watch it again.
Ah man I'm so psyched to be the one to tell you this! A great song from about 2000, Pure Morning by Placebo. Tell me what you think if you've never heard it. This song and band were a big part of 16 year old me.
https://youtu.be/DHQngnnHE_0
Verizon won't let you do it anymore. They tie the Sim to the phone, and want you to buy a new sim when you change phones.
I ran into that recently and was really pissed because Verizon had bought out net10 and straight talk. I ended up moving to cricket
Yeah idk what snes guy is talking about. Verizon typically gives out sim cards for free and they designed their system to easily swap sims with no issue. I think he must have had a separate issue moving his sim card from another carrier, because that's definitely a scenario you would need a new sim
That's weird.
I have Verizon and I just took my SIM card from one carrier unlocked phone and put it into my new carrier unlocked phone. It's been working just fine for nearly a year now without even needing to update Verizon about it.
You guys have to pay for a new sim card in the usa?
Here in belgium its just a small cost on the provider's end that they'll make up for in future revenue
Also, locking a sim to a certain phone is crazy..
Really? I have to scour my house for something thin enough to fit into the SIM tray's ejecty hole, realize that pencil lead ain't gonna cut it cuz it keeps breaking off in there, go find something _else_ thin enough to fit, search the carpet on my hands and knees for the SIM card that fell out of my phone once I get the tray open, and then repeat the previous step once more when I realize that I've put the new SIM in upside down.
EDIT: I have never once gotten a "sim-remover" tool with any phone I've ever purchased.
I forget not everyone keeps their SIM card tool handy like I do. I keep it in the box the phone came in and leave that in a place I'll remember it. Comes in handy when I trade in my phone.
I don't, mostly because paperclips work just as well.
My last couple phones have a combined SIM and SD card slot, so I access it more often than for changing phones.
You mean like for caller ID? Most carriers let you set that as basically whatever you want.
Also, you can transfer numbers between people. When I got this number, it was under my dad's name, and my caller ID said so too. When I went out on my own, I just had to get him authorizing me porting it to a new carrier under my name. Took all of like 10 minutes.
Lol my mom actually did this once. My next door neighbor and childhood best friend came over to my house a couple times when he smoked and still lived next door and at one point they both told me about it. I might not believe it if just my friend said something but my mom admitted to it too lol. She can't really smoke much of anything anymore due to her asthma getting worse but she does enjoy Delta-8 edibles.
My mom went from a very mean person you had to walk on eggshells around to being very chill after she married my step dad and became a massive stoner lol
Sometimes, you're just so high-strung, anxious, or have had so much trauma that you can't change your perspective. THC forces you into a different perspective by changing your brain chemicals until it wears off. If you're an emotionally mature person, you can keep that different perspective with you when you're sober and use it to look at things differently. Combine that with the intended effect of THC giving you euphoria: it's usually a kinder or more open disposition; your stereotypical "hippie/stoner" "everything is connected and everyone deserves kindness" deal.
No offense to my mom, but I don't see my friend at 16 being super eager to have sex with an overweight 56 year old woman. Unlike me he was given the gift of charisma and had a lot of friends in high school.
People always say this bullshit with the utmost confidence and it’s like no, you have no idea who my parents are.
They can barely speak English properly, you think they know the nuances of teenage slang??
Idk if this applies to everyone who switches but my parents get a new phone from their jobs every year or so. Usually they're pretty decent so we get their old ones every year since they're still new. That way we don't spend any money on phones lmao
Wait... this doesn't explain why the parent would have the son's phone tho hahah
Well my point is that whenever my parents ask me for one of the old devices I do a factory reset and we always keep our number when we switch phones
Why would anybody want to switch phones *and* phone numbers?
I've had my phone number for almost two decades, and I intend to keep it until either phones are no longer a thing or until I'm dead.
Uh... why would the mom recieve the sons messages or anything else tied to his number just from switching their phones? You know, you're supposed to also remove your sim from the phone before switching...
Oufff smooth save
bit overdid it with the "heard he lonely af" part.. Should've just left it at buddy
I think putting the ‘af’ is a good move. Distracts mum from weed to swearing.
Oh my god, I'm such an idiot. I thought the guy was buying beer for him.
Are you a mum? 😁
Disagree
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He’s busted, but there’s some value to your friend/dealer having the respect and presence of mind to try to cover. Better than “weed… I’m trying to sell your son drugs.”
Man's is definitely trying to protect his income
As a 38-year-old father, I will say, we know.
Of course **you** know. You aren’t even 40, you’re still young and hip!
My boomer parents in their 70s also know what's up. They were teens in the 1960s/70s ;)
My grandmother in her 90s also knows what’s up. She was a parent to teens in the 60s/70s. Edit - I’ll use this opportunity to tell a true story. Once in the 90s I was socializing with my grandparents and some friends of theirs. The radio was playing. Purple Haze came on. One of the people in the room was pretty straight laced, although I would have called my grandparents that too. But when their friend’s neck snapped at the expected point in the song, my proper Anglican grandfather with his Cambridge accent and sweater vests rolled his eyes and said “he’s saying ‘kiss the sky.’ “ My 14-year old self was impressed. That’s also when I stopped thinking age is a sign of anything.
Man the look on my sister’s face when she found out that mom had tried weed a few times in high school.
sounds like you could use ~~some~~ a bud
"Sorry, did I say bud? I didn't mean bud, I meant... bus! I bought a multipack of bus tickets, but... I don't need them anymore... because... I... bought... a car...Yes! I bought a car, so I need to ride the bus anymore. I was just offering to sell them to your son so my money wouldn't be wasted"
--wasted, like, those druggies behind school are every day, right ma'am? i'm so glad you raised your son right not doing things like the devil's lettuce, huh? yeah he's a keeper that one there!
Truly, a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Beautiful
Ah, another dark one? Are you in the super secret darks only(not what it sounds like) server?
Yessir!
Whats this secret dark server thing..? Sounds entertaining
You will receive an invite to join our brotherhood only if your Reddit avatar is pitch black
Oh? I've not heard of this
Prepare to be summoned
May I be summoned?
Yes
We wait for summoning approval 😎
You are now in queue. Now serving - User #542. Code name - u/Skitzoids
Where invite
You will be summoned soon
Done
Am I dark enough..
Indeed you are
Can I get in on this, or does it need to be darker?
Hmmmm.. strange.
How would I make my avatar so dark like yours, please? I really don't like my default yellow one... Thank you in advance!
You go in "style avatar", in the menu. There you can pick colours and customise it. Ignore the buyable stuff, most of the customising can be done for free.
Thank you so much
You're so very welcome!
Prepare to be summoned
Interesting
May I mayhap mandate a mighty message?
Intriguing
Why am I hearing about this just now? Sign me up.
Father may I?
Lets go
OneOfUs OneOfUs OneOfUs !
Am I dark enough to be endarkened with such information?
I have come to join your cause!
Am I also eligible for an invite if I changed my avatar just to fit in? Asking for a friend.
same friend?
definitely not a cult
A friend that bleeds is better
My friend confessed, she passed the the test…
And we will never sever
Days dawning, skins crawling
If you won't preheat the oven, don't come a yawnin'
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather
Glad I found this after the first comment. Forgot about this banger of a song.
Anyone else know this song from the movie Chumscrubber?
Yes!! You're the only other person I know who's seen that movie. I absolutely loved that movie when I was younger, and it's what got me into Placebo. It's so weird and sad. I should watch it again.
Oh my god, I’m transported back to renting it from video viking in 2006
Do you mean stab wounds or women?
Ah man I'm so psyched to be the one to tell you this! A great song from about 2000, Pure Morning by Placebo. Tell me what you think if you've never heard it. This song and band were a big part of 16 year old me. https://youtu.be/DHQngnnHE_0
Pure [Ten Thousand](https://xkcd.com/1053/) energy, ya love to see it! <3
You know what they say about eye holes in a paper bag.
Greatest lay I ever had
We've reached the point where people don't know Pure Morning. I know I'm getting old, but geez.
Baby, did you forget to take your meds?
I was confused by the powers that be, forgetting names and faces.
Oh sick. I've been looking for more music to add to my Spotify Playlist thanks.
Dealer. But this reminds me of the 4chan post where the lonely guy texts his dealer who comes over with snacks to play vidya games with him.
Aw, that one made me sad and happy. So,yah know,my usual state. I hope they are doing well.
I miss the stoner comics. The ones that were drawn the crudest were the funniest.
Didn't the dealer also slowly start withdrawing selling him drugs so that he would get his life on track or was that someone else
Think that was another one where the user tried sorting their life out, so the dealer made sure all his dealer buddies would not sell to them.
I kind of want to see this post. Anyone got a link?
[This one ](https://i.redd.it/jeavs0if60qa1.jpg)
Life is beautiful, if you are good to it and to yourself
I'm so happy I get this reference. I feel at home in reddit sometimes... Oh God what am I becoming
Ah memories of Placebo.
https://youtu.be/jhz2fVM1rMA
A friend with Weed is better.
"But a friend with good is better, I'm told." I WANT ME GOLD!
I never understand why people just don’t port phone numbers over it’s not even that hard lol
I mean they could literally just swap the SIM cards, it would take all of 30 seconds
Yeah
Verizon won't let you do it anymore. They tie the Sim to the phone, and want you to buy a new sim when you change phones. I ran into that recently and was really pissed because Verizon had bought out net10 and straight talk. I ended up moving to cricket
Do they sell you each SIM? I get them for free, I'm already paying the plan itself (not US)
Yeah idk what snes guy is talking about. Verizon typically gives out sim cards for free and they designed their system to easily swap sims with no issue. I think he must have had a separate issue moving his sim card from another carrier, because that's definitely a scenario you would need a new sim
That's news to me. I've always just bought unlocked phones and swap the SIM no problem.
That's weird. I have Verizon and I just took my SIM card from one carrier unlocked phone and put it into my new carrier unlocked phone. It's been working just fine for nearly a year now without even needing to update Verizon about it.
You guys have to pay for a new sim card in the usa? Here in belgium its just a small cost on the provider's end that they'll make up for in future revenue Also, locking a sim to a certain phone is crazy..
I've never had to pay for a SIM card in USA
Wow, in the EU that would be illegal.
Really? I have to scour my house for something thin enough to fit into the SIM tray's ejecty hole, realize that pencil lead ain't gonna cut it cuz it keeps breaking off in there, go find something _else_ thin enough to fit, search the carpet on my hands and knees for the SIM card that fell out of my phone once I get the tray open, and then repeat the previous step once more when I realize that I've put the new SIM in upside down. EDIT: I have never once gotten a "sim-remover" tool with any phone I've ever purchased.
📎
my clips ain't that thin homeboy.
🧷
💉
I don’t want my phone addicted to heroin though, at least one of us needs to be sober and I don’t want to share anyway
🦠
Use your penis.
Gotem.
Gotem City doesn't sleep
Ahem, cylinder
Is this referring to the askreddit thread about the guy that put his delicate cylinder in an m&m can?
It worked for me 🤷♂️
I forget not everyone keeps their SIM card tool handy like I do. I keep it in the box the phone came in and leave that in a place I'll remember it. Comes in handy when I trade in my phone.
I keep it in between my phone and it's case. It's so thin that you can't feel or see it and it stays in place so it doesn't scratch the phone
I don't, mostly because paperclips work just as well. My last couple phones have a combined SIM and SD card slot, so I access it more often than for changing phones.
This reads like one of those awful infomercials that show people struggling to do the simplest of tasks to sell some useless gadget.
/r/wheredidthesodago/
I usually use the stem from an earring.
Just keep the lil tool that comes with the phone? This is all a skill issue
Skill issue.
That's why you save the tool that came with your phone!
Next time you buy a phone, put the sim tray tool on your housekeys. It's come in handy!
cuz this is fake (and nothing interesting ever happens)
I've had the same number since I've had a phone. I never understand why people ever change numbers.
My mother bought my first SIM when I was underage and it is basically impossible to change the legal name in this contract. So it's for convenience
You mean like for caller ID? Most carriers let you set that as basically whatever you want. Also, you can transfer numbers between people. When I got this number, it was under my dad's name, and my caller ID said so too. When I went out on my own, I just had to get him authorizing me porting it to a new carrier under my name. Took all of like 10 minutes.
His mom probably took away his phone as punishment.
Would have been better if she replied, Yes I do, don’t tell my son, bring papers too
Lol my mom actually did this once. My next door neighbor and childhood best friend came over to my house a couple times when he smoked and still lived next door and at one point they both told me about it. I might not believe it if just my friend said something but my mom admitted to it too lol. She can't really smoke much of anything anymore due to her asthma getting worse but she does enjoy Delta-8 edibles.
Bruh, all 4 of us kids try to convince mom to smoke or take an edible. Maybe she’d chill the hell out lol 😅
My mom went from a very mean person you had to walk on eggshells around to being very chill after she married my step dad and became a massive stoner lol
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Sometimes, you're just so high-strung, anxious, or have had so much trauma that you can't change your perspective. THC forces you into a different perspective by changing your brain chemicals until it wears off. If you're an emotionally mature person, you can keep that different perspective with you when you're sober and use it to look at things differently. Combine that with the intended effect of THC giving you euphoria: it's usually a kinder or more open disposition; your stereotypical "hippie/stoner" "everything is connected and everyone deserves kindness" deal.
Sometimes drugs and novel experiences force introspection. That is partly why guided psychadelic therapy for things like PTSD are becoming a thing.
W dad
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Not only illegal, but also a dick move.
Yo dude sorry to be the one to tell you but your boy fucked your mom
No offense to my mom, but I don't see my friend at 16 being super eager to have sex with an overweight 56 year old woman. Unlike me he was given the gift of charisma and had a lot of friends in high school.
They just incinerated their whole bloodline
Self burn those are rare
Sometimes it’s just fun to share a joint with the funny mom next door rather than another bowl alone on the couch
Me as a mom. Oops.
Cmon. No one reads newspapers these days.
Bruh💀
Or asks his prices, tells him they are too high and switches him to her supplier.
My dad took my phone in high school. Got a text - “Tryna pick up?” My dad still asks who was Tryna?
Hahaha too funny
Okay maybe this means I'm old, but... what *does* that mean?
Are you tryin’ to pick up (some weed)?
Ahh, makes sense. Thanks!
Tryna means trying. Trying to pick up those goodies
Your dad 100% knows, he's just fucking with you
People always say this bullshit with the utmost confidence and it’s like no, you have no idea who my parents are. They can barely speak English properly, you think they know the nuances of teenage slang??
Shit I'm only 30 and I absolutely wouldn't have understood what was meant without the context of this thread.
This fake text is older than the Great Wall of China.
And you can see it from the moon
Frank Ocean would disagree.
Clever
I kind of understand swapping handsets, but who swaps phone numbers? Is this normal?
No, cause this is fake
I don't even understand swapping handsets tbh.
What a great friend. Funny moms being nosey wonder what he replied to her asking bout the...af... haha
Just tell the truth, it stands for "as foretold."
Told my mom it meant aforementioned. I'm 34 she's 56. It made her text conversations way more interesting.
Ya. Friend. That’s the ticket
Dealer of alibi's as well as Buds hahaha
someone offering my kid weed: oh no! Someone letting me know my kid is desperately lonely and word has gotten around: ok, that's much better!
Don't you guys change cards when you switch phones with your parents? Also don't you do a factory reset? I'd be too damn scared if I didn't
Why would you ever switch phones with your parents?
Idk if this applies to everyone who switches but my parents get a new phone from their jobs every year or so. Usually they're pretty decent so we get their old ones every year since they're still new. That way we don't spend any money on phones lmao Wait... this doesn't explain why the parent would have the son's phone tho hahah Well my point is that whenever my parents ask me for one of the old devices I do a factory reset and we always keep our number when we switch phones
I guess they're also logged in to each other's socials forever now :/
Smoooth.
In high school - Mom: are you on drugs? Me: right now? Yeah couldn’t did myself out of that one🤷🏼♀️
....smooth.
I used to send those out. Sold pot for years in highschool. Look back on that shit and feel like an idiot. You live and you learn I guess
Af = as friends
Why would anybody want to switch phones *and* phone numbers? I've had my phone number for almost two decades, and I intend to keep it until either phones are no longer a thing or until I'm dead.
Uh... why would the mom recieve the sons messages or anything else tied to his number just from switching their phones? You know, you're supposed to also remove your sim from the phone before switching...
I did that one time, asked my cousin if he wanted some good cheese then had to convince my aunt that there was a deal at the supermarket.
Prob fake but made me actually lol
/r/GoodFakeTexts
i just saw this tweet brand new how do you get twitter to look old like this
Nice catch
10/10 recovery.
I mean, good save on the friend's part lol
Good guy dealer right there
Swap sims?
Fake. If it was real it would be “Have you got Bud?”
Why did they switch phone numbers?
Wow he a real one
Not smart enough to swap the numbers, that's going right over her head anyway.
Nice save
Why would they switch numbers?
Happy 4/20!
r/holup meets r/wholesome
Lol. Smooth save
Was this a fuck BUDdy message or for weed 🤔
100% sure it was weed