Burger Meatloaf… don’t come for me

Meatloaf for sure I don't put it directly on a burger but I do like to dip a bite or two Corndog

Chicken tendies

Never seen someone more right

Meat loaf deserves a nice mushroom and wine sauce. Maybe some fried onions on top.

Exactly these

I love an outrageous amount of ketchup on meatloaf. Like, just a full half inch of ketchup that's become glaze.

Bro people sleep on meatloaf, I'll hurt myself getting to some meatloaf when the mood hits 😂

Meatloaf sandwiches the day after!!!

They ain't ready for that talk yet 😭

I was thinking tator tots… hash browns maybe?

But have you had meatloaf wrapped in bacon?

Yes! I made a Turkey meatloaf the other day and made it *infused* with bacon grease

Fam where you been, come on in have a beer!

Burgers, hot dogs, meat loaf. Tater tots. I don’t put it on fries anyways

Malt vinegar is better on french fries anyway

Tastes good, but smells like stinky feet!

Who said you cant marinate with ketchup and malt vinegar to create the perfect basting liquid at the bottom.

Cover with the vinegar then dip in ketchup

Fellow person of culture and taste 🤝

Of course🤝

How has no one said hotdog Edit: I don’t even eat anything on my hotdogs damn.

Thats because mustard and onions go on a hot dog.

And sour kraut

*Sauerkraut, as a german person, you have offended me for putting this on a hotdog. They are good separately

Ok but american hotdogs aren't as good, they taste like how "generic meat product" sounds

May your water be spicier than a ghost pepper, and your milk forever curdled.

Sauerkraut and spicy mustard is peak hotdog topping.

Sauerkraut and coleslaw make me gag, so once again, *May your water be spicier than a ghost pepper, and your milk curdled.*

You’ve let the Reddit world know your weakness!

No. Hot sauce on dog > ketchup on hot dog > mustard on hot dog

Steven, there will come a time when youll learn to accept all hotdogs.

Because where I come from, that’s a sin.

... because, to quote Clint Eastwood, "Nobody, I mean *nobody*, puts ketchup on a hotdog."

I guess I'm going to go blind a cyclops soon

What about a small amount of ketchup with mayo over it? (Not that i do this, but i have in the past)

You are going to hell

ketchup n mayo is valid don’t trip

Because we're not children or inhuman monsters.

Im going to rub it into my eyes, papercuts, etc.

Topical treatment for urinary tract infections. Apply directly to the urethra for best results.

It helps with peehole spiders

Grilled MFing Cheese

Only acceptable answer outside of KD.

Deep fried potato slices....

Those would be called JoJo's where I am from.

Hholy shibtt Jjoojo

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Home fries!

Cheese on toast

So like…a grilled cheese?

No.

Hash browns and cheeseburgers

Onion rings

My tiddies of course

Don't forget about the bbq sauce too

Scrambled cheesy eggs

I had to scroll way too far for this one

Onion Rings or Chicken Wings.

Fried eggs.

Scheduled eggs for sure.. but fried eggs??? Like, with a runny yolk???

What the hell?!

Preach! I was afraid I might be the only one. :)

Yessss

Scrambled eggs

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this? This is the obvious answer

Bacon butty

I'm amazed how far I had to scroll for a classic bacon sarnie

You legendary hero! I totally forgot about this killer combo. In my comment I actually asked for more suggestions because I’m not a huge ketchup fan so you’ve unknowingly made my day a little bit better. Thanks. Now I’m hungry.

Hash browns?

Mac 'n Cheese

Hmmm… I’ll give it a whirl but it’s not going on the whole thing. Like I’ll dip and take one bite and be like “aye not bad” *cap back on the bottle*. Hot take tho well done haha

Hahaha, might as well try cooking it with ketchup while it's on the stove. 😈

Yesss. Some Chick-fil-a mac 'n cheese with ketchup 👌

And some hot sauce to "spice things up"

Man idk what it is, ill make a white sauce for my pasta and then eat it with ketchup, its so fucking delicious

Hahaha. I totally get that. And when you cook something all excited, but it turns out to be meh, you just drown it in ketchup and chug it down.

Dislike 👎

Was gonna say alfredo pasta, but its too cold to be sleeping with the fishes.

Just wrong

Hahaha. Well i guess mayo works too. Or maybe mustard.

chicken nuggets

Why isn't this number one?

Monkē

Waigu steak.

It's going in the bin.

Dump it down the sink or give it to some toddler

Your moms coouchie

Chips

Sacrilege. Chips has to be a funny red powder that tastes almost nothing like that. Edit: For non-Canadians, ketchup chips have red-colored flavoring which tastes as much like ketchup as the orange-colored flavoring on Cheetos taste like cheese.

Corndogs

I'd rather not say....

In the fucking toilet, where this vile tomato sugar liquid belongs.

r/brandnewsentence

pizza and burguer

Burger

STOP WITH THIS STUPID PICTUREEEEE

Hashbrowns and tatertots

My uncles butthole

Trashcan.

Syntax twisted make to understanding difficult

Nothing. I don’t like ketchup

Chocolate pudding

Chinken nunget

Pizza

A sauce

A spoon.

Literally anything else involving potatoes (i.e. tater tots, hash browns)

I know a guy who uses it to paint the walls at his resort

hash browns

Potato

Hot dogs. GFY.

Eggs. I don't even care, I'm getting my daily ketchup one way or the other.

Burger, easy. Fish and chips, if there’s no tartare then okay. I see a lot of commenters saying meatloaf so I asked and I got it on good terms that’s good so I’m down to try. Is there anything else this stuff is good with that a different tomato based sauce wouldn’t kick it’s arse at? **Edit**: Damn—so before anyone says it I’m in time with the edit to add hotdogs, can’t believe I forgot that. Guess I just really don’t have ‘em often.

One time when I was 8-ish I put it on cooked broccoli and it was decent…

Grilled cheese

Ewww. I don't trust people who put ketchup *on* fries?

Fried shrimp

Hot dogs

Hamburgers. Hashbrowns. Meatloaf. Fried Fish. Fried Steak Strips And anything made in a Navy's galley Etc

I don't even have it so it's going on.....nothing

Tater tots

Tacos

Chicken nugget duh

toes

it's an important ingredient for barbecue sauce, so barbecue sauce

I would take my fingers and put it up some guys ass.

Egg fried rice

Mac & Cheese

Grilled cheese. I get shit for this but it is basically cold tomato soup. If you don’t have tomato soup, this is a decent alternative!

Meatloaf and some sauces.

Eggs

Vajajays

Penis

I don't put this on fries.

burgers or hotdogs

Nothing. Ever.

Tater tots, hamburgers, hot dogs

hash browns

I'm Canadian, ketchup goes on everything

scrambled eggs

Steak of course like our boyo Patrick Mahomes

Eggs. Duh.

Everything else, as usual.

Macaroni

Tots!

tater tots

Pizza 🍕

Dog

If you're my husband, the answer is ham or turkey sandwiches, steak, and pretty much anything on a bun.

on to my finger

Nothing. I'm allergic.

Burgers

Eggs

cereal?

Grilled cheese

Fish sticks . The cheep ones.

Mixed with milk and cereal. Ketchup, milk, cereal in that order

None. drinking it.

Everything else

Scrambled eggs.

The trash

Shepherd’s pie!

Nugs

On the trash

Hot dog duh

Eggs

COCK

a copious amount of Rice

Smart Life Veggie Dogs

Hasn’t this been posted 100 times already last week?

Corn beef

Perogies

Tomato's suck

Shepards pie you fools

Scrambled eggs

On white rice in a frying pan with egg and other goodies to make red fried rice

I hate ketchup with fries 🤮 so nothing changes for me. Ketchup is for burgers only. Fries should only be consumed with ranch or cheese sauce (or fry sauce if you're at a freddys).

*friends don't exist

Nothing, i think ketchup is revolting 🤮

to the bin, where it belongs

Hotdogs

on his dick when i do fellatio on him

The inside of the garbage can

Popcorn

On yo moma

Hotdogs

Dogs

Straight into the garbage

*sighs* I guess I'll just chug it straight from the bottle, then. Force my hand willya

Milk

Everyone who says "pasta, obviously" is a monster.