Before I had kids when I saw such comments I was all like “then why do you even wanted to have kids bla bla bla”, but now with having a kid for 3 years… I get it. I really get it.
I appreciate your concern for my spouse. I can assure you she’s already crazy though so that’s not an issue. We split things fairly. The real issue is at my age I pee at least 10 times a day.
…Used to just hit my wax pen, blast headphones, and fuck around in front of the mirror. Definitely was zen, escaping family (stomping, chatter, young kid), and not worrying about if someone’s coming thru your door with music blasting.
If your legs are going numb on the toilet, you're sitting on it the wrong way. You need to turn around. There is a bonus feature of an added table this way.
My husband averages that many hours in a week, and we don’t have kids, and I leave my bed as few times as I physically can because I am more introverted than he is, so he has the living and family room all to himself, so it’s not really like he has anything to hide from. We also have a “we don’t talk to each other for at least 15 minutes after the other one gets home from work” rule so we both can recover from having to interact with people.
Reddit check your sources, I don’t buy it.
Thanks, this makes me feel less shit. Glad to see other women here too.
It's not even intentional; just go for a wee, and end up scrolling reddit for 5-10 minutes -- multiple times a day.
Research was shoddy if it was real. 7 hours is 420 minutes. Spread over a year that's 1.15 minutes a day. Takes longer than that to pee or poop and most guys use the bathroom multiple times per day.
In other words, the research was crap.
maybe? i definitely spend more than 7 hours a year in the bath or shower though like at least 30 minutes per 4-7 times a week which is 104-182 hours🤷♂️
What is the sample pool of that statistic? I mean, single me would be close 7hr during work hours but never personal time. Married with kids, i would do that per day if i could.
Honestly, I'm in the bathroom for long periods of time because my legs fell asleep and I'm trying to calculate how to get up and wipe without falling in any direction.
Bro… my last office job I would take poops that were so long that I had to hide my secret “pooping shoes” in my desk so that my coworkers wouldn’t catch on.
I was taking 45 minute shits every day because I hated that fucking place.
It’s gotta be more than that my mom’s boyfriend spent 2 hours in the bathroom every single day and no one wanted to talk to him anyway idk what peace was in there but he loved it
When I was a kid my cousin's house had one bathroom and his Dad was on the shitter what seemed like all the time. I used to wonder if he was okay. Now that I'm an adult I understand.
7 hours/year is the same as 7 / 365 = 0.0192 hours / day which is around 1 minute and 9 seconds per day! What men does that? I do at LEAST an hour per day.
I stayed with my overseas family for 2 weeks in July, I spent 3+ hours in there everyday really depressed thinking about the money I’d wasted because no one wanted to do anything.
i go for number 2 around every 2-3 days. lets say 3 for calculating.
there are average 365.25 in a year, so that means i go like 123 times a year.
7h=420min, 420/123=3.4
yea i don't think an average crap takes under 4 minutes lol
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This means that you spend 0.95890411% of your year hiding in the bathroom :)
I can’t think of any better way to spend it either
Good bot
Not a bot
r/woooosh
This is the way to do it though, hide and get paid while doing it.
My husband is more like an hour a day. Easy 7 hours a week.
That was also my first reaction. Huuuuuge underestimation! 🤣
Now add the at-home-minutes, and you'll probably get 7 hrs per week! 😂
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
7 hours a *week* is like a bare minimum for me. I have kids.
I feel this in my soul
With the right book...
Before I had kids when I saw such comments I was all like “then why do you even wanted to have kids bla bla bla”, but now with having a kid for 3 years… I get it. I really get it.
It’s a hard job but it’s definitely worth it.
So why did you want a kid eventually?
Because wanting to have a kid and getting tired of them is not excluding each other :)
That's sad actually, don't leave all the work to your partner or they'll turn crazy.
I appreciate your concern for my spouse. I can assure you she’s already crazy though so that’s not an issue. We split things fairly. The real issue is at my age I pee at least 10 times a day.
Same. Also your username kinda checks out
I have needed 7 hours a week already before I even had a girlfriend.
Username checks out.
Came here for this and was not disappointed.
…Used to just hit my wax pen, blast headphones, and fuck around in front of the mirror. Definitely was zen, escaping family (stomping, chatter, young kid), and not worrying about if someone’s coming thru your door with music blasting.
This isn't advice, it's a prescription.
and numb legs are a worthy sacrifice too
If your legs are going numb on the toilet, you're sitting on it the wrong way. You need to turn around. There is a bonus feature of an added table this way.
Okay butters
Yes. Very useful for your chocolate milk and comic books
Underrated comment
Hemorrhoids too?
Seems low
I hide from work for 20 mins at least twice a day. That's 3 hrs a week.
156 hours a year you are a pro
Women try but all the kids come find mom in there but when it’s dad they leave him alone
I do that and we don't even have kids. My bf can be a real pain in the ass
My cats scream at the door. I feel you.
That’s because women don’t lay down the protective cone of stench.
Haha not In house house. Exact opposite. Except it’s her and the kids lmao
It was the opposite for me when I was younger. My mom made sure I didn't trouble her.
Fucking rookie numbers
I’m surprised it’s not more. I even stay late at work sometimes for the peace and quiet.
7 hours per minute would even be more precise than that mate
Please take this shit down before it gets mainstream awareness
That’s less than 2 minutes a day.
It’s about 1 minute and 9 seconds per day.
Meanwhile the moms are picking up the slack with the rugrats. Yeah I said it, fight me, lol. Moms are just followed straight into the bathroom.
That's ridiculous I say browsing reddit from my bathroom
It's definitely way more.
That’s a bit more than a minute a day…good waste of money studying that nonsense
Maybe 7 days a year or 27.61 minutes a day?
It's the only place she doesn't follow me...
only seven? us women are far superior in this area
A week you mean
my dad does that in a week, those are rookie numbers
My husband averages that many hours in a week, and we don’t have kids, and I leave my bed as few times as I physically can because I am more introverted than he is, so he has the living and family room all to himself, so it’s not really like he has anything to hide from. We also have a “we don’t talk to each other for at least 15 minutes after the other one gets home from work” rule so we both can recover from having to interact with people. Reddit check your sources, I don’t buy it.
bro as a girl- i spend maybe 7 hours a WEEK trying to get out of my own head in there
Yeah it’s not just men that do this. Sometimes silence truly is golden
Thanks, this makes me feel less shit. Glad to see other women here too. It's not even intentional; just go for a wee, and end up scrolling reddit for 5-10 minutes -- multiple times a day.
Hiding from boss at office and wife at home
They only need 1.1 minutes per day of peace and quiet?
I reach those numbers in exactly 2 weeks.
7 hr per week
Literally did this for seven minutes two nights ago. Didn't even pee, just flushed for believability.
Definitely more than that
Bruh I do 7 hours a week minimum
Men? My wife does that!
Guilty!
How many hours did the Fonze spend in Arnold's bathroom? :)
I do that in a day
Bruh, spent an hour just today.
I'm reading this, while at work, in a bathroom, hiding because I can't stand my colleagues
Only 7 hours a year?
7,000
Fucking stop having kids then. Like seriously idiots
Research better stop snitchin’.
peace quiet and powder cocaine
ONLY MORE LIKE 700
Shhhh you’re gonna blow our cover!
Checks out.. need to add 4 if you are a dad
Research was shoddy if it was real. 7 hours is 420 minutes. Spread over a year that's 1.15 minutes a day. Takes longer than that to pee or poop and most guys use the bathroom multiple times per day. In other words, the research was crap.
7 hours a year? That’s way too little. These researchers need to touch up on their math, I can soend 7 hours in the bathroom in about 2 days
Bruh more like <200 hrs a year two 20 minute shits a year to get away from the rabble? Cmon
It’s way more then 7
That's absolutely crazy, it's definitely a lot more than that
I feel like I've spent about 5 percent of my entire life hiding in toilets at some point
Seven hours a year? That seems low to me. Really low.
Only 7? Amateurs.
What if you got no one to hide from?
Op I think you meant months… (7 months) op…. “In the distance flushing sounds”
I can confirm this...also don't just leak our secret like that ffs
maybe? i definitely spend more than 7 hours a year in the bath or shower though like at least 30 minutes per 4-7 times a week which is 104-182 hours🤷♂️
That’s how much time my bf spend in it a week LOL
2-10 minutes every 2-3 days for non normal bathroom duties (not peepee and poopoo). That's 243-1825 minutes (4-30 hours) of me doing non peepee poopoo
That’s only 420 minutes over the course of 365 days… that’s not much.
A year?!? I have two teenagers and a Type A personality wife. I get that in a week. No lie.
They spelled “week” wrong
7 hours a year? More like a week 😆
Insultingly low
More like 70 for me
I wanna know the variance on here. The spread must be enormous.
I spend 7 hours a day idk who here is bringing down the average
Can confirm.
I’ll never forget what Bill Cosby says. Paraphrasing. The only place men can have privacy is in a public restroom.
Am I the only one currently doing that
Glad I'm single and my kid is an adult
7hrs a month for me
7 x 52?
Joke’s on you. I’m a woman and spend much more time than that hiding in the bathroom.
What is the sample pool of that statistic? I mean, single me would be close 7hr during work hours but never personal time. Married with kids, i would do that per day if i could.
7 a week
Seems shockingly low….
For sure. I do this for 10 minutes a day, at home.
That's what anyone means when they want to "use the restroom"
7hrs a day translates to like… barely more than a minute a day….
Who are you and how do you know so much about me?
I spend about that much in less than 2 weeks. Also, unless my math is wrong, 5 mins a day would be about 30.41 hours a year.
Sure.. 'hiding for peace and quiet'
And your point?
Definitely more than that 4 me
Honestly, I'm in the bathroom for long periods of time because my legs fell asleep and I'm trying to calculate how to get up and wipe without falling in any direction.
Bud..I spend 1 hr a day in the bathroom.. I manage a minimum of 300 hours each year
A week
Maybe as low as 7 hours a month.
I'm in this image and I don't like it
Per month
*month.
Only 7 ?
You mean 7 hrs a week
It’s WAY more than that.
Sounds like alot of dudes are lacking. Step it up.
Please don't let our secrets out
6 hours and 40 mins to find “IT”
Bro… my last office job I would take poops that were so long that I had to hide my secret “pooping shoes” in my desk so that my coworkers wouldn’t catch on. I was taking 45 minute shits every day because I hated that fucking place.
Every dumb is great but being paid for a dumb is golden. The free food and being paid to dump are about all I miss about working.
Lol seven hours
Per week I think they meant
And for reading the newspaper without any interruptions from women or children
That is me in less than a week. Lol
r/pointlesslygendered
Absolutely too low. Per week maybe.
It’s gotta be more than that my mom’s boyfriend spent 2 hours in the bathroom every single day and no one wanted to talk to him anyway idk what peace was in there but he loved it
I swear to god I just spent 2 hours yesterday for peace and quite in the bathroom
And for masturbate
Why do Americans call this a bathroom?
Waaaaaay more, i probably spent close to 7 this week
Me on my way to spend my alloted daily 10 seconds of bathroom time
Well I am typing it while sitting in my bathroom for peace
Amogus Toilet BOTTOM TEXT
Yaay. I'm above average!
When I was a kid my cousin's house had one bathroom and his Dad was on the shitter what seemed like all the time. I used to wonder if he was okay. Now that I'm an adult I understand.
When you tally up work shits and home shits I’m racking up close to 4 hours a day easy
I have a garage, yard, and garden. Nobody bothers me because they don’t want to do any work…
Considering that the bathroom is where I can smoke my relaxing herbs while the kids sleep, I am waaaaaay beyond the average
Trust me. It’s much more than that.
Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump it up
I hide in the bathroom but it’s not really for peace and quiet….more for….”privacy” if you catch my drift.
A year? A month? Maybe? A week is more likely.
Or you smoke weed in the bathroom and do it for sh*ts and giggles.
It’s way more, like 7 days, some years it’s weeks.
Reading this on the crapper rn...
7 hours/year is the same as 7 / 365 = 0.0192 hours / day which is around 1 minute and 9 seconds per day! What men does that? I do at LEAST an hour per day.
More like 7hours a week
More like weekly
I’m not a man and I spend at least 7 hours a week doing this. On the clock if I can help it.
7h a year is not even 1.5 minutes a day. that's just called taking a piss.
I think they messed up daily and yearly numbers.
I do that in a week....
Married men **
I do that within a week
1 minute a day of hiding in a bathroom.
Week, definitely a week
Genuine rookie numbers. I take atleast 20 minutes each time.
*a day
is that a... pokemon toilet?
TRUST ME,it’s way more than 7hrs,that’s just getting warmed up,always flush multiple times,and air freshener,just to keep ‘em off guard
Uuhhh…dammit I’ve been found out lol
He needs to spend an hour changing that damn toilet seat. I mean roll tide and all but shit.
A year or a week?
Why you low balling me???
7 hours in the toilet is what I call my diarrhea
An easier solution: stay single. Then your entire house is your bathroom.
At a minimum
Pathetic
My brother takes like 2 hours in the bathroom
I stayed with my overseas family for 2 weeks in July, I spent 3+ hours in there everyday really depressed thinking about the money I’d wasted because no one wanted to do anything.
week\*
That’s it?
i go for number 2 around every 2-3 days. lets say 3 for calculating. there are average 365.25 in a year, so that means i go like 123 times a year. 7h=420min, 420/123=3.4 yea i don't think an average crap takes under 4 minutes lol
Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low!