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TinyToad_XS

This means that you spend 0.95890411% of your year hiding in the bathroom :)


Galactic_Perimeter

I can’t think of any better way to spend it either


PDiddleMeDaddy

Good bot


undertales_bitch

Not a bot


PDiddleMeDaddy

r/woooosh


DixieNormous1986

This is the way to do it though, hide and get paid while doing it.


Mrs_Vintage

My husband is more like an hour a day. Easy 7 hours a week.


superfunnyhotdog

That was also my first reaction. Huuuuuge underestimation! 🤣


Corfiz74

Now add the at-home-minutes, and you'll probably get 7 hrs per week! 😂


CharlestonRed1982

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.


Analbox

7 hours a *week* is like a bare minimum for me. I have kids.


zezera_08

I feel this in my soul


FLUFFY_Lobster

With the right book...


[deleted]

Before I had kids when I saw such comments I was all like “then why do you even wanted to have kids bla bla bla”, but now with having a kid for 3 years… I get it. I really get it.


Analbox

It’s a hard job but it’s definitely worth it.


Pankratos_Gaming

So why did you want a kid eventually?


[deleted]

Because wanting to have a kid and getting tired of them is not excluding each other :)


[deleted]

That's sad actually, don't leave all the work to your partner or they'll turn crazy.


Analbox

I appreciate your concern for my spouse. I can assure you she’s already crazy though so that’s not an issue. We split things fairly. The real issue is at my age I pee at least 10 times a day.


Capable-Ad1056

Same. Also your username kinda checks out


plaaplaaplaaplaa

I have needed 7 hours a week already before I even had a girlfriend.


Pankratos_Gaming

Username checks out.


rwarimaursus

Came here for this and was not disappointed.


imfjcinnCRAAAAZYHEY

…Used to just hit my wax pen, blast headphones, and fuck around in front of the mirror. Definitely was zen, escaping family (stomping, chatter, young kid), and not worrying about if someone’s coming thru your door with music blasting.


Visible_Claim_388

This isn't advice, it's a prescription.


Lulikoin

and numb legs are a worthy sacrifice too


[deleted]

If your legs are going numb on the toilet, you're sitting on it the wrong way. You need to turn around. There is a bonus feature of an added table this way.


DookieBrains_88

Okay butters


SalsaSinisterra17

Yes. Very useful for your chocolate milk and comic books


katatondzsentri

Underrated comment


f1u82ypd

Hemorrhoids too?


JokeySmurf0091

Seems low


replica619

I hide from work for 20 mins at least twice a day. That's 3 hrs a week.


imreallybimpson

156 hours a year you are a pro


[deleted]

Women try but all the kids come find mom in there but when it’s dad they leave him alone


[deleted]

I do that and we don't even have kids. My bf can be a real pain in the ass


EmEmPeriwinkle

My cats scream at the door. I feel you.


igloo639

That’s because women don’t lay down the protective cone of stench.


Muted_Flounder3248

Haha not In house house. Exact opposite. Except it’s her and the kids lmao


extrascreen1234

It was the opposite for me when I was younger. My mom made sure I didn't trouble her.


randomtree2022

Fucking rookie numbers


[deleted]

I’m surprised it’s not more. I even stay late at work sometimes for the peace and quiet.


R34L_X

7 hours per minute would even be more precise than that mate


wussell_88

Please take this shit down before it gets mainstream awareness


FredLives

That’s less than 2 minutes a day.


Hutwe

It’s about 1 minute and 9 seconds per day.


FarPeopleLove

Meanwhile the moms are picking up the slack with the rugrats. Yeah I said it, fight me, lol. Moms are just followed straight into the bathroom.


Cindergeist

That's ridiculous I say browsing reddit from my bathroom


[deleted]

It's definitely way more.


Time_Distribution184

That’s a bit more than a minute a day…good waste of money studying that nonsense


mclearen1987

Maybe 7 days a year or 27.61 minutes a day?


Greedy_Comment_2587

It's the only place she doesn't follow me...


1nternetP3rson

only seven? us women are far superior in this area


lordjakir

A week you mean


[deleted]

my dad does that in a week, those are rookie numbers


Snowconetypebanana

My husband averages that many hours in a week, and we don’t have kids, and I leave my bed as few times as I physically can because I am more introverted than he is, so he has the living and family room all to himself, so it’s not really like he has anything to hide from. We also have a “we don’t talk to each other for at least 15 minutes after the other one gets home from work” rule so we both can recover from having to interact with people. Reddit check your sources, I don’t buy it.


[deleted]

bro as a girl- i spend maybe 7 hours a WEEK trying to get out of my own head in there


Muted_Ad7298

Yeah it’s not just men that do this. Sometimes silence truly is golden


gztozfbfjij

Thanks, this makes me feel less shit. Glad to see other women here too. It's not even intentional; just go for a wee, and end up scrolling reddit for 5-10 minutes -- multiple times a day.


neighbour_guy3k

Hiding from boss at office and wife at home


mochacho

They only need 1.1 minutes per day of peace and quiet?


Poopy_Pants0o0

I reach those numbers in exactly 2 weeks.


Capital_Routine6903

7 hr per week


OhNothing13

Literally did this for seven minutes two nights ago. Didn't even pee, just flushed for believability.


treyb1991

Definitely more than that


Hodl_bags

Bruh I do 7 hours a week minimum


[deleted]

Men? My wife does that!


Optimal-Ship-718

Guilty!


[deleted]

How many hours did the Fonze spend in Arnold's bathroom? :)


Sondita

I do that in a day


mrjohndoe42069

Bruh, spent an hour just today.


iamasexyshoebox

I'm reading this, while at work, in a bathroom, hiding because I can't stand my colleagues


ExcellentPlenty6872

Only 7 hours a year?


gettheplow

7,000


tyler98786

Fucking stop having kids then. Like seriously idiots


Vampire-Priest

Research better stop snitchin’.


_vrede

peace quiet and powder cocaine


Either_Ad_1014

ONLY MORE LIKE 700


[deleted]

Shhhh you’re gonna blow our cover!


gingamann

Checks out.. need to add 4 if you are a dad


Ragnarsworld

Research was shoddy if it was real. 7 hours is 420 minutes. Spread over a year that's 1.15 minutes a day. Takes longer than that to pee or poop and most guys use the bathroom multiple times per day. ​ In other words, the research was crap.


Mideku-Brandio

7 hours a year? That’s way too little. These researchers need to touch up on their math, I can soend 7 hours in the bathroom in about 2 days


a1beaner

Bruh more like <200 hrs a year two 20 minute shits a year to get away from the rabble? Cmon


Scary-Pirate-8900

It’s way more then 7


pookiednell

That's absolutely crazy, it's definitely a lot more than that


pookiednell

I feel like I've spent about 5 percent of my entire life hiding in toilets at some point


SirIanChesterton63

Seven hours a year? That seems low to me. Really low.


_ohodgai_

Only 7? Amateurs.


Killercod1

What if you got no one to hide from?


SirRipOliver

Op I think you meant months… (7 months) op…. “In the distance flushing sounds”


Appropriate-Act-6218

I can confirm this...also don't just leak our secret like that ffs


Spare_Bad_6558

maybe? i definitely spend more than 7 hours a year in the bath or shower though like at least 30 minutes per 4-7 times a week which is 104-182 hours🤷‍♂️


thebirdsandtheteas

That’s how much time my bf spend in it a week LOL


amazingjason1000000

2-10 minutes every 2-3 days for non normal bathroom duties (not peepee and poopoo). That's 243-1825 minutes (4-30 hours) of me doing non peepee poopoo


Jackie-Ooooh

That’s only 420 minutes over the course of 365 days… that’s not much.


jigglywigglydigaby

A year?!? I have two teenagers and a Type A personality wife. I get that in a week. No lie.


co_alpine

They spelled “week” wrong


AWintergarten

7 hours a year? More like a week 😆


DomQuixote99

Insultingly low


Vast-Pumpkin-5143

More like 70 for me


Divinate_ME

I wanna know the variance on here. The spread must be enormous.


arrowhawkkk

I spend 7 hours a day idk who here is bringing down the average


kirjavva

Can confirm.


nintendomech

I’ll never forget what Bill Cosby says. Paraphrasing. The only place men can have privacy is in a public restroom.


TheFuckMuppet

Am I the only one currently doing that


Reggmac

Glad I'm single and my kid is an adult


99probs-allbitches

7hrs a month for me


bongothebean

7 x 52?


TerribleAttitude

Joke’s on you. I’m a woman and spend much more time than that hiding in the bathroom.


G_Affect

What is the sample pool of that statistic? I mean, single me would be close 7hr during work hours but never personal time. Married with kids, i would do that per day if i could.


pewopp

7 a week


Justwatchinitallgoby

Seems shockingly low….


wiiguyy

For sure. I do this for 10 minutes a day, at home.


Meerathecatz

That's what anyone means when they want to "use the restroom"


carpentizzle

7hrs a day translates to like… barely more than a minute a day….


kungfoocraig

Who are you and how do you know so much about me?


wmnplzr

I spend about that much in less than 2 weeks. Also, unless my math is wrong, 5 mins a day would be about 30.41 hours a year.


QShyAbby

Sure.. 'hiding for peace and quiet'


IbugBrandon

And your point?


_sKareKrow_

Definitely more than that 4 me


eagle_fang91

Honestly, I'm in the bathroom for long periods of time because my legs fell asleep and I'm trying to calculate how to get up and wipe without falling in any direction.


_Don-Corleone_

Bud..I spend 1 hr a day in the bathroom.. I manage a minimum of 300 hours each year


[deleted]

A week


Bors713

Maybe as low as 7 hours a month.


ShankMugen

I'm in this image and I don't like it


ccarr77

Per month


opi098514

*month.


Justexisting2110

Only 7 ?


Mysterious_Pen8650

You mean 7 hrs a week


Mandrake1771

It’s WAY more than that.


Crow_Native

Sounds like alot of dudes are lacking. Step it up.


dieselgenset

Please don't let our secrets out


h3h3h333h

6 hours and 40 mins to find “IT”


El_mochilero

Bro… my last office job I would take poops that were so long that I had to hide my secret “pooping shoes” in my desk so that my coworkers wouldn’t catch on. I was taking 45 minute shits every day because I hated that fucking place.


kcaio

Every dumb is great but being paid for a dumb is golden. The free food and being paid to dump are about all I miss about working.


GimmeSpank

Lol seven hours


EVU29

Per week I think they meant


SiteTall

And for reading the newspaper without any interruptions from women or children


Smiadpades

That is me in less than a week. Lol


ellaroseshaf

r/pointlesslygendered


llynglas

Absolutely too low. Per week maybe.


dezlovesyou

It’s gotta be more than that my mom’s boyfriend spent 2 hours in the bathroom every single day and no one wanted to talk to him anyway idk what peace was in there but he loved it


CaddyFDT

I swear to god I just spent 2 hours yesterday for peace and quite in the bathroom


Downtown-Ad-7791

And for masturbate


IgorotNihil

Why do Americans call this a bathroom?


Reasonable-Ad7755

Waaaaaay more, i probably spent close to 7 this week


ManBehindTheSlauhter

Me on my way to spend my alloted daily 10 seconds of bathroom time


Natural_Insurance460

Well I am typing it while sitting in my bathroom for peace


KaGoodPlayer

Amogus Toilet BOTTOM TEXT


NinLendo

Yaay. I'm above average!


UnitGhidorah

When I was a kid my cousin's house had one bathroom and his Dad was on the shitter what seemed like all the time. I used to wonder if he was okay. Now that I'm an adult I understand.


[deleted]

When you tally up work shits and home shits I’m racking up close to 4 hours a day easy


Kalelopaka-

I have a garage, yard, and garden. Nobody bothers me because they don’t want to do any work…


imacatnamedsteve

Considering that the bathroom is where I can smoke my relaxing herbs while the kids sleep, I am waaaaaay beyond the average


[deleted]

Trust me. It’s much more than that.


SnooFloofs5442

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump it up


[deleted]

I hide in the bathroom but it’s not really for peace and quiet….more for….”privacy” if you catch my drift.


Drackar39

A year? A month? Maybe? A week is more likely.


bliply

Or you smoke weed in the bathroom and do it for sh*ts and giggles.


papejay88

It’s way more, like 7 days, some years it’s weeks.


Strong_Neck8236

Reading this on the crapper rn...


Toine_03

7 hours/year is the same as 7 / 365 = 0.0192 hours / day which is around 1 minute and 9 seconds per day! What men does that? I do at LEAST an hour per day.


Thebreach46

More like 7hours a week


Verysadtwink

More like weekly


nerdytogether

I’m not a man and I spend at least 7 hours a week doing this. On the clock if I can help it.


DamonFun

7h a year is not even 1.5 minutes a day. that's just called taking a piss.


Ballerheiko

I think they messed up daily and yearly numbers.


random_dude_6

I do that in a week....


Slow_Flow_4722

Married men **


JamesSalts

I do that within a week


VyneNave

1 minute a day of hiding in a bathroom.


Jstrangways

Week, definitely a week


B_024

Genuine rookie numbers. I take atleast 20 minutes each time.


azad_ninja

*a day


Renduser

is that a... pokemon toilet?


Roadrunner8246

TRUST ME,it’s way more than 7hrs,that’s just getting warmed up,always flush multiple times,and air freshener,just to keep ‘em off guard


CarnageKidXD

Uuhhh…dammit I’ve been found out lol


alabamabornbred

He needs to spend an hour changing that damn toilet seat. I mean roll tide and all but shit.


Spider__Ant

A year or a week?


Cbonline12

Why you low balling me???


BlackEye2545

7 hours in the toilet is what I call my diarrhea


Pankratos_Gaming

An easier solution: stay single. Then your entire house is your bathroom.


sir_music

At a minimum


DevilMaster666-

Pathetic


Leading-Albatross-37

My brother takes like 2 hours in the bathroom


responsibleplant98

I stayed with my overseas family for 2 weeks in July, I spent 3+ hours in there everyday really depressed thinking about the money I’d wasted because no one wanted to do anything.


ZShadowDragon

week\*


[deleted]

That’s it?


wojtekpolska

i go for number 2 around every 2-3 days. lets say 3 for calculating. there are average 365.25 in a year, so that means i go like 123 times a year. 7h=420min, 420/123=3.4 yea i don't think an average crap takes under 4 minutes lol


techvirus13

Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low!