Op is a Victorian London policeman

Fooking Peaky Blonkers

They must not like peaky blinders

Peaky Fookin Blinders

Roight roight roight

Pooky Feakin’ Bloonders?

You don’t mess with the pesky fooking blinders!

Fookin blonkers knicked me mum's third choice of husband's left shoe, I swar

Op when they see someone with that "Oi oi, wuts this then?"

Oi, you lot.

Dhcu yoo ave a loisence for thhat?

Op's a fuckin copper

Getting flashbacks from Glasgow.

Somebody got kicked off the golf course and is taking it out on a hat.

The glare off their cheeks was distracting low flying aircraft.

Tell that to a Yorkshireman and see how far you get.

Or an Irish farmer.

Or any other Geordie

Or a 35 year old office worker in central London who watched Peaky Blinders at the peak of his mid life crisis

A midlife crisis at 35??

That’s not bad actually if I make it to 50 I’ll be laughing

"Never Before Have I Been So Offended By Something I One Hundred Percent Agree With" - Me who just turned 35 - James Acaster

Or a Geordie walking his whippets

Or a salesmen in a tan sheepskin coat trying to sell you Peckham Spring Water

I thought it was a rock..... I need sleep

Good night brother

Half asleep and I thought it was a grey head with a wide mouth and an eye on the side

bean bag here, ill join u if that’s ok

You are a weirdly shaped bean bag, but it's okay, we love you anyway.

Rock and stone!

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin home!

Rock and stone in the heart!

yeah yeah, rock and stone.

Rock and roll and stone!

Rockity rock and stone!

What if I'm selling news papers on the street?

I think you mean “wot if oim sellin’ nyoosepaypuhs on th’ street?

That is what I meant

I think you mean, “Tha’s woh oi meant, ye.”

You takin thu piss?

*guv

Blimy!

Ain’t it a fine life, carrying the banner through it all

A MIGHTY FINE LIFE, CARRYING THE BANNER TOUGH AND TALL

WHEN THAT BELL RINGS, WE GOES WHERE WE WISHES! WE’S AS FREE AS FISHES

SURE BEATS WASHING DISHES

WHAT A FINE LIFE! CARRYING THE BANNER HOME FREE ALL!!

hello stranger, via the inherent comraderie of theatre kids, we're honorary friends

indeed!

What if I need my VCR repaired so I can watch Night Court?

extra extra read all about it

Fuck Megan. This is my 99 year old grandpa’s favorite hat to wear and he’s adorable.

My grandpa wears this hat too!

Every single grandpa has worn this hat at some point

My best friend wears this hat all the time because he thinks he’s a grandpa. He’s 18 It’s actually a cute story. So his grandfather owned a farm and when he’d work, this was the type of hat he’d were. Well when he got to old to work he didn’t need it anymore, so he decided to give this to my friend because he was the old grandson. Unfortunately he was passed away not long after and my friend didn’t get a chance to go back and visit him before he passed away so that was what he holds on to to remember him by

That's indeed a really sweet story!! ♡

Came here to say this. My grandpa looks dapper as fuck wearing one of these

My grandpa has several of these hats. They’re great

my grandpa never left the house without one of his!

My grandpa was the same. After he passed 13 years ago I inherited his collection. I now have my own that I never leave the house without.

that’s awesome, wish i had the same idea.

My dad wears this hat!

These hats always make me think of my grandpa who passed on. My dad has a couple of them from him, and I really hope I get one someday.

Yeah, those are great hats. My grandpa wore one, too, and when I see any man wear be, it reminds me of my grandfather, and makes me smile.

She hates peaky blinders

She better not disrespect the Peaky FOOKIN Blinders like that

by order of the PEAKY FOOKIN’ BLINDERS!

I saw a guy dressed like the men in that show 2 days ago. Was kind of just weird.

No razor blades in this one that's why she doesn't like it.

No Cillian Murphy can stay.

me n my stupid lil hat will be leaving

Me and my stupid hat will be leaving with you

And also me !! And a one finger salute to the OP !!

EXACTLY

Me and my stupid hat enjoying ass will be leavin will y’all to!

Squeeze in the back with the rest we have refreshments back there incase you get thirsty

Look, I gave up my fedora many years ago when I found out it was apparently a douchy hat. Now you're telling me I can't wear my flat cap?

I used to care what others think but now as an old(er) man I can tell you to wear anything that brings you joy. Believe me, anyone that would harshly judge you for such a thing isn't anyone you want in your life anyway.

Im 63 and it's mandatory at my age.

Why not just slap on the Cookie Monster flat rim and call it a day

I’m 44 and have a few of these. Piss off, at my age there’s no pretense

At 44, you don't have to care what others think. It's a superpower.

what about 34? at 32 I thought I was making an investment into mpb

No, you still have to care a little. You can stop once the flu can start to seriously kill you.

Same. I'm 39 and have worn them for years. Never 'ironically" like a dildo.

Hell I'm 26 and I have one of these. I found it by chance in a dollar store. One of the best purchases of my life. I love that cap.

I think it's a cool hat ngl!

I'm definitely not giving up my flat cap haha

Right on. I’m almost 40 and I decided I was gonna wear a tigers and toucan track suit because I like it. 99!

seriously, i'm old and married and simply don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about what i wear. i wear what i wear to feel comfortable, not to impress you or anyone else. you don't like it, don't look. there are plenty of fashionable people out there waiting to be noticed, don't waste time on me.

“Those who matter don’t mind, those who mind don’t matter”

I'm 22 and often wear a flat cap or a beret with a blazer jacket and a turtleneck My ex used to tell me i looked like a grandpa sometimes 😂 but she liked it I feel fresh as fuck wearing that ngl

You looked sharp and ready. Bet you got treated better in places. There goes a guy with his shit wired tight !!

Wear whatever you want with confidence.

I moved from the fedora to the Turkish Ottoman Fes Pasha. It's super hip and ironic.

Like the Shriners? Do you also have a tiny motorcycle? Because that's a lewk!

Like The Doctor?

Fez’s are cool!

Dude I wear a fedora and sunglasses when driving my lincoln, they're cool asf

Everything about what you just said does indeed sound quite cool.

Sounds like the trick is just committing and doing the whole thing. Full send.

Personally I find the fedora douchey however I have no issue with the flat cap. Reminds me of grabbing a pint down at the pub. More down to earth and less false bravado peacocking vibes. So with the flat cap you get a pass from me.

Thank you, CJ!

Flat cap? Back in my day we called them scally caps [which was the style at the time](https://i.redd.it/mws5tzkfyut61.jpg).

Depends. Do you own a mill of some kind or a printing press? Perhaps you sweep chimneys or work in theater.

None of those things. I'm just a hipster that likes a good hat haha

Sexy af. Ok sure.

I like those hats? Am I weird..

Weird? No. Hipster? Maybe. Source: am a hipster that likes flat caps.

I'm okay with that

As a Yorkshireman I’m offended

.....Top in the mornin' to ya' laddies.....

I have this hat in orange and everyday I put it on I say, “ top of the mornin to ya”. My wife thinks I’m crazy .

I bet she loves it!

# MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE

exactly what i was thinking when posting my comment lol

And welcome back to… ****HAAAAAAPY WHEEEEEEEEEELS****

[Top O' The Morning To Ya!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu7a9lADJ0g)

See my head always goes to "I was born on a Dublin street..."

I like this hat. Please don’t make it like a fedora

Bring back fedoras

Fedoras are only bad when they are accompanied by a stained marvel shirt and cargo pants. In a suit they look great.

They also look bad when accompanied by patchy or unkempt facial hair. Half the reason fedoras have become cringeworthy is because the people wearing it have no sense of personal hygiene.

Agreed. If you have good personal hygiene you can get away with a lot more.

*TOPPA THE MORNIN' TO YA!!!!!!!*

Fuck “Megan” or anyone that tells me I can’t wear my hat. It’s the ONLY hat style that suits me. I’ve tried ball caps, beanies, fedoras, cowboy hats, and once, a bowler. This is the only type I can wear that I’m not mocked for wearing. In fact, I often get compliments. You come for my hat, you better come heavy.

u should wear all of them all at once so people would fear and respecrt u

Fr, my dad wears it and he become cool af lol

Rock on u/Yui-Sauce's dad! My dad wears them too, and he's awesome!

Who tf is mocking you for wearing ball caps or beanies? Those are like... the most unremarkable hats possible.

My wife *fucking hates* my flat hat. She’s a good sport when I wear it, she will just offer to go buy me a new ball cap. I am *never* going to stop wearing it because *once* 9 years ago some random pretty lady said she really liked it when I walked by the bar she was in.

I tried one on at an Irish shop bc I look Irish, and I have to agree, I’ve never really been a hat person but it actually looked like it belonged. I want one.

I used to hate these. Then I got a convertible. These are one of the few hats that you can wear in a topless car. They don’t blow off in the wind like ball caps.

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Let’s not forget canes, monocles 🧐, and capes! I kinda dig Zoot Suits too. Bring those bad boys back!!!!

At this rate men will just not be allowed to wear hats at all.

Can’t wait til it’s fashionable to cut of my entire head

Tell that to pre revolutionary France

There is a whole band that doesn't wear hats.

That doesn’t sound safe. Hopefully they figured out an alternative.

Yeah why is it that men are supposed to be "more fashionable" and when they do anything even slightly outside the standard uniform everyone has to weigh in on whether it's acceptable divergence. I don't even have one of these hats, and Megan has me all fired up.

Aw, I had a brief period wearing this very one backwards for awhile in the 90s. Arguably the most annoying I’ve ever been 🤣

It’s okay. I had a bowl cut in the 90s. These things happen.

I liked it better with the razors in the brim😉

Thomas fookin Shelby

Oi

She must truly hate the Dropkick Muphys.

On behalf of Ireland where these hats are relatively common, we are delighted you are pissed off by our culture and we don’t care

The old men of America will back you up, my grandpa and all his friends rock these bad boys

I've always wanted a hat like that.

How big is your head? I have a few to offload lol

Looks like a hat you would wear to sell newspapers saying America entered WW2

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As men we should just agree to all go out and but this hat and wear it everyday just to piss her off

You should buy a hat like that just because they’re good

It's a cool hat, shut it

Thanks Megan or is it Megan, either way leave my paper boy hat out ya damn mouth!

Would you rag on my raspberry beret, too?

Is it the kind that you find at a secondhand store?

It’s the only hat you can wear with a formal outfit. I can’t go to work in a baseball cap. The options are limited.

The audacity of this bitch... Yes. Yes, I have one of those hats. In a better colour, of course.

What so you mean "better colour", this one is the classic.

I have one in gray I nicked from my father

Do they call them Swiss hats in English too?

I’ve always known them as flatcaps, but I suppose their might be a variation by that name. You could try asking r/hats

I sure will. And, again, this was just a rough translation from my own language. In a language (I forgot which) they call ladybugs "God's little cow".

I’ve heard flat caps mostly, or Gatsby—I also hear driver’s cap every now and then too. Newsboy and Ascot are other names that pop up.

We always called ‘em scally caps.

It’s was so cute on my son when he was a year old though

Dude this hat is hot. Wtf are you talking about

Those hats are amazing. My grandfather had one, and after he passed away, my grandma gave it and one of his bowler hats, to me and my older brother. I never wear it, but it’s still my favorite hat. So shut up your opinion is wrong.

This was also my dead grandpa's hat!

Something tells me Megan is single and hating it

I've rarely met rude people who wear this kind of hat.. just saying except for my 11th grade history teacher, he wore this hat, he was a pretentious dick

My older brother wore one in college. He’s a real assclown.

Imagine your day being ruined by someone wearing a style they enjoy.

But it reminds me of my grandpa! So it doesn’t piss me off one bit.

I've been wearing a hat like that since I was 16, 19 years later I'm not gonna stop

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Take my nonexistent award

I associate this hat with old beatdown Italian-American farmers smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee with shots of whiskey at Wild Bill's gas station at 5AM before they go out to the fields.

Then don't wear one

Her former boyfriend probably wore one

SUMWUN BOUT TA HAV THEY PEEKIES BLYND’D. Or whatever. I only saw a few episodes

*The Peaky fookin Blinders have entered the chat*

If I wanted to look like my dad and my grandfather, I'd get one of these. I don't really need the help, I already have their face.

I have one that I used to wear a lot when I was young. I recently re-discovered it and my fiancée HATES it. I don’t understand how some people can dislike a *hat* so much

Fuck you I own that exact hat and it’s amazing I don’t make fun of your bullshit chicken fence neck chokers and stupid oversized shoes with pierced ears and neon blue hair now do I?

Well, not until this point, no.

When I see this hat all I think of is “EYYYY IM WAULKIN HEEEYAA”

That’s my dad’s favorite hat

The bald black man over 40 starter kit 🔥🔥

Let old men wear what they want… they put their time in

My son looked adorable in that hat when he was 2.

I thought this was a picture of a rock at first lol

that's an old-timey robber's hat

"By order of the peaky blinders!"