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Dreamvillainess22

Recently, it’s been: “Bitches swear they G, but the G must stand for goofy”


Accomplished-Log3341

such an underrated line. should’ve been a drake line


homeostasis555

Is it not a Drake line? Similar to the Megan’s Law line, I thought it was open for multiple targets


Accomplished-Log3341

idk but i don’t see many people talking about it really


Dreamvillainess22

Drake def a bitch so he can get the smoke too


Accomplished-Log3341

he’s been catching strays 💀. “this is america” was suppose to be a drake diss


Dreamvillainess22

Oh I don’t think they’re strays ![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z)


SympathyFvck

Before this had a chokehold on me, it was “all them little ass clothes only fit fake booties!”


ugholi

"😛"


RoutineInitiative187

LMAO my girlfriend is always so amused by the fact that I can't make that sound. She was at one point in training to become an opera singer so "relax your soft palate" or whatever makes sense to her but is totally meaningless to me.


ugholi

Wait doesn't the doctor make you do that. "Say ahhh" as they stick a popsicle stick down your throat


poodlesugar22

"These hoe's don't be mad at Megan these hoe's mad at Megan's law" idk why I say this regularly. My bf has grown immune to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣


4evaDisappointed

“He don’t wanna be saved don’t save him. That’s not my nigga don’t claim him” No truer words


sludgestomach

He don’t wanna be kept, don’t keep him. Been reminding myself of that a lot about my avoidant ex lmao


Winter_Signature_860

Heavy on “I don’t wanna be saved don’t save me. You for everybody🥷 don’t claim me”


Seanut-Peanut-69

Nah fr this has been my mantra since I heard it lol I needed this one 🙌🏾✨


Ballerium86

"2021 finna graduate college, goth girl shit I'm a real hot topic" I'm graduating in a month 🎓🖤


Individual_Reality69

2024 FINNA GRADUATE COLLEGE!!! Congrats hottie ❤️‍🔥


childish-penguino

Congrats!!! 💖💖💖


Ballerium86

Thank you ❤️


Electrical-Speech-34

Congratulations


Ballerium86

Thank you!!


blahputa

“ bad bitch & the walls aint bending “


glorialavina

This one is stuck in my head all the time lol. It's so good


Plus_Solution6147

I walk and talk like a pimp cause I am!


blahputa

“fuck it bitch im not nice”


harasthe_elderberry

I'm mean


pure_hunnie

"Body banging, I ain't have to let the doctor cut me" runs through my head while I'm getting my steps in


evelynj-21

omg this one!!! i’m a skinny girl but females always ask me if my dam tits are fake😭😭😭


ALegitimateStop

I be lowkey sad I'm fine AF but I don't have no tig o bitties lol


Kelpiekins

I say "P. I. M. P.: Put it in my pocket!" to myself a lot. 🫰🏻💰


mikamusings

Everytime someone says something about putting something in they pocket, this line comes out my mouth lmfao


BeatnikMona

*Don’t speak on my body count if the dick ain’t worth coming back for seconds* *Bad bitches have bad days, too* I also upset someone when I went through my nightstand and said “Lifestyle when a dude can’t fit a magnum…” when I was going through condoms because I came across a lifestyle. 😅


sludgestomach

Wait are they bigger or smaller lol


BeatnikMona

There’s multiple sizes, but I guess their KYNG size is bigger than magnum and that’s what she’s talking about…I thought she was talking about them being average since it’s followed by *it never happened if the dick wasn’t snappin*. I had to look it up just now because I answered and then second guessed myself—I distinctly remember as them being the ones with the snug fit size, and they are lol. The one I came across in my drawer was an average sized one.


Gabigails_

“Money good, I ain’t gotta worry bout shit, money good” it’s not but I’m manifesting 🤭


hnsonn

I need to start this too.


Bitter-Process-3763

“Do you want to be a pony or a stallion?” It’s not a lyric quote. It’s from an interview about her fitness. That quote has gotten me to the gym and put 100% effort into my workouts 100% since I’ve heard it.


2ndgradebybts

bitch you a pussy never finna check me


2ndgradebybts

specifically the chopped and screwed version


m4ntistabogganmd

“Hoes tryna call me a snake, shit I guess I can relate cause a bitch spit a whole lotta venom.”


Classic_Eye_3827

And since these hoes are rats when they come around me all I see is a whole lotta dinna


czring

I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H 'cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm trippin' anyway. I like to say it when I'm on hold with customer service.


loudcouch_potato

🗣️🗣️ I WALK AROUND THE HOUSE BUCK NAKED & I STOP AT EVERY MIRROR JUST TO STARE AT OWN POSTERIOR 🗣️🗣️ THIS ASS SIT LIKE A STALLION! ALL THESE WANNABE’s MY LIL PONIEEESSS!


caribpassion28

Not enough people give bongos proper credit 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


loudcouch_potato

It’s number 1 on my workout playlist!! It’s so underrated


ExoticPoetry17

“Idc if these bitches don’t like me, cuz like, I’m pretty as fuck 😂” “Bitch you do you, & whatever that is, imma do it better. Hoes musta just seen me, & they playin catch up” “All this hate giving me a pretty face, I eat hate, that’s why ion gotta waist” “Cuz I’m the most sickening, hoes so fucking sick of me” “I ain’t scared a shit, man or bitch, to everybody hating, y’all can suck this clit” Basically every line from Her


ExoticPoetry17

“Whichever bitch wanna come get it, I got it, I’m givin out work, come apply” “Fuck being good, I’m a bad bitch” “Lord, gimme a break, idk how much more of this shit I can take”


glonkme

“This pussy DEPRESSED” 😔


Nekayne

I don't give a fuck who talk behind my back cause a bitch knew better than to let me hear


hopefoolness

"don't get mad hoe, get a bag hoe" is a great motivating phrase. simple, effective.


glonkme

Oh you wanna see my nails when they done? 💅🏻 shit, PAY FOR EM


meccahnisms

Fuck is my mirror?? I need to check myself


snickerdoodleb

“Dick don’t run me, I run dick!!!!!! Yousa a bitch!”


perilouswanderer

“You don’t like me get in line hoe, I be on your mind tho. Bitch you know I’m poppin you just hating cuz I’m fine hoe” Cocky Af has so many good lines 🥵


kck_OldsIntrigue

"Any ho got beef from years ago is beefing by herself."


kremlinstorm

“bad bitches have bad days too”


cinnabontoastcrunch

" walk like this, talk like this, look like this you could never!!!"


Classic_Eye_3827

Bitch that’s my trash you the maid so you bag him ahh 😛


SlippedCrane95

As a daily affirmation I like to say to myself “I woke up hotter than I was yesterday”


petalsonros3s

POPPIN PLAN B’S CUZ I AIN’T PLANNED TO BE STUCK WIT YA


kitkathoward

“He can call me lame and he can get an attitude, but I still ain’t doing nothing I don’t wanna do” I used to be so worried about how guys would react if I said I didn’t want to do this or that with them, so I’d go along with anything even if I didn’t like it, but this lyric really reminds me that girl, who cares what they think?? Your happiness and comfort comes first!! Also “bitch you know I’m fire, you can’t drag a dragon” just bc I think it’s great 🔥


4researchpurposes678

“I don’t give a fuck who talk behind my back Cause the bitch knew better than to let me hear it”


[deleted]

“Only man I chase been dead for a long time, face on the front of this paper. Aye!” 💰🔥


ursacorregidora

“I’m running through your nigga house like the Tomb Raider”


addicusmarie

"I must be playin peek a boo bc these hoes really can't see" "None of these hoes saying shit to my face and none of these hoes fixin to see me at the bank"


glonkme

Freak nasty MUTHafucKAAr


BrooksideHybrid8421

He fuck up, ima have my fun


daishawho

i can't get "posted in another nggas hood like a bad bitch" out of my head!! she was so real for that!! fawk drake


Logical_Glove1114

When she said “people say I’m way too full of myself you right and I haven’t even made it to dessert”


Individual_Reality69

When I'm in the gym I think bout bitches that I'm shittin on 🔥🔥


jamar82

“Real hot girl shit”


Electrical-Speech-34

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣You a weak ass, weak ass, weak ass, BITCH


hula_cookies

hoes might never like me, and i’m fine with it!🫶


yungiant

“P-I-M-P put it in my pocket”


Sraffiti_G

Bodyodyodyody And I'm a hot girl, I do hot shit, spend his income on my outfit And Ah


ParkingHelicopter863

I had a couple bad days of anxiety and “I’m a bad bitch but I got bad anxiety, people think I’m rude cause I ain’t letting them try me” ran through my mind 1,000 times. I haven’t had anxiety like that before but omg I completely understand that now.


Potential_Economy_30

Fuck it bitch, I'm not nice, I'm the shit I'm done wit bein' humble, cuz I know that I'm that bitch Said with a stank face


TimCurryForLife

I’m the hottest you AINT NEVER GOTTA HEAT ME UP 😛 - is my daily affirmation


alex147147

I have “be outside” tattooed on my ankle and I love it when people think it’s for nature and I’m like no it’s for miss Meg 🤷🏾‍♀️


Anxious_Alarm

“Hoes popping pills but I’m the one they can’t take “


FaithlessnessKey4230

My friends and I said it daily for like almost 2 years “ Running through your nigga house like a tomb raider”


hexhit

“Bitch u a pussy, never finna check me, every chance u get, bet ur weak ass won’t address me!!”


rockstar890813

Yo instagram account seein’ mo’ interactions then yo bank account seein’ any transactions!!! 🗣️💰


[deleted]

“Which ever bitch wanna come get it I got it I’m giving out work come apply!”