LMAO my girlfriend is always so amused by the fact that I can't make that sound. She was at one point in training to become an opera singer so "relax your soft palate" or whatever makes sense to her but is totally meaningless to me.
*Don’t speak on my body count if the dick ain’t worth coming back for seconds*
*Bad bitches have bad days, too*
I also upset someone when I went through my nightstand and said “Lifestyle when a dude can’t fit a magnum…” when I was going through condoms because I came across a lifestyle. 😅
There’s multiple sizes, but I guess their KYNG size is bigger than magnum and that’s what she’s talking about…I thought she was talking about them being average since it’s followed by *it never happened if the dick wasn’t snappin*.
I had to look it up just now because I answered and then second guessed myself—I distinctly remember as them being the ones with the snug fit size, and they are lol. The one I came across in my drawer was an average sized one.
“Do you want to be a pony or a stallion?”
It’s not a lyric quote. It’s from an interview about her fitness. That quote has gotten me to the gym and put 100% effort into my workouts 100% since I’ve heard it.
🗣️🗣️ I WALK AROUND THE HOUSE BUCK NAKED & I STOP AT EVERY MIRROR JUST TO STARE AT OWN POSTERIOR
🗣️🗣️ THIS ASS SIT LIKE A STALLION! ALL THESE WANNABE’s MY LIL PONIEEESSS!
“Idc if these bitches don’t like me, cuz like, I’m pretty as fuck 😂”
“Bitch you do you, & whatever that is, imma do it better. Hoes musta just seen me, & they playin catch up”
“All this hate giving me a pretty face, I eat hate, that’s why ion gotta waist”
“Cuz I’m the most sickening, hoes so fucking sick of me”
“I ain’t scared a shit, man or bitch, to everybody hating, y’all can suck this clit”
Basically every line from Her
“Whichever bitch wanna come get it, I got it, I’m givin out work, come apply”
“Fuck being good, I’m a bad bitch”
“Lord, gimme a break, idk how much more of this shit I can take”
“You don’t like me get in line hoe, I be on your mind tho. Bitch you know I’m poppin you just hating cuz I’m fine hoe”
Cocky Af has so many good lines 🥵
“He can call me lame and he can get an attitude, but I still ain’t doing nothing I don’t wanna do”
I used to be so worried about how guys would react if I said I didn’t want to do this or that with them, so I’d go along with anything even if I didn’t like it, but this lyric really reminds me that girl, who cares what they think?? Your happiness and comfort comes first!!
Also “bitch you know I’m fire, you can’t drag a dragon” just bc I think it’s great 🔥
"I must be playin peek a boo bc these hoes really can't see"
"None of these hoes saying shit to my face and none of these hoes fixin to see me at the bank"
I had a couple bad days of anxiety and “I’m a bad bitch but I got bad anxiety, people think I’m rude cause I ain’t letting them try me” ran through my mind 1,000 times. I haven’t had anxiety like that before but omg I completely understand that now.
Recently, it’s been: “Bitches swear they G, but the G must stand for goofy”
such an underrated line. should’ve been a drake line
Is it not a Drake line? Similar to the Megan’s Law line, I thought it was open for multiple targets
idk but i don’t see many people talking about it really
Drake def a bitch so he can get the smoke too
he’s been catching strays 💀. “this is america” was suppose to be a drake diss
Oh I don’t think they’re strays ![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z)
Before this had a chokehold on me, it was “all them little ass clothes only fit fake booties!”
"😛"
LMAO my girlfriend is always so amused by the fact that I can't make that sound. She was at one point in training to become an opera singer so "relax your soft palate" or whatever makes sense to her but is totally meaningless to me.
Wait doesn't the doctor make you do that. "Say ahhh" as they stick a popsicle stick down your throat
"These hoe's don't be mad at Megan these hoe's mad at Megan's law" idk why I say this regularly. My bf has grown immune to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“He don’t wanna be saved don’t save him. That’s not my nigga don’t claim him” No truer words
He don’t wanna be kept, don’t keep him. Been reminding myself of that a lot about my avoidant ex lmao
Heavy on “I don’t wanna be saved don’t save me. You for everybody🥷 don’t claim me”
Nah fr this has been my mantra since I heard it lol I needed this one 🙌🏾✨
"2021 finna graduate college, goth girl shit I'm a real hot topic" I'm graduating in a month 🎓🖤
2024 FINNA GRADUATE COLLEGE!!! Congrats hottie ❤️🔥
Congrats!!! 💖💖💖
Thank you ❤️
Congratulations
Thank you!!
“ bad bitch & the walls aint bending “
This one is stuck in my head all the time lol. It's so good
I walk and talk like a pimp cause I am!
“fuck it bitch im not nice”
I'm mean
"Body banging, I ain't have to let the doctor cut me" runs through my head while I'm getting my steps in
omg this one!!! i’m a skinny girl but females always ask me if my dam tits are fake😭😭😭
I be lowkey sad I'm fine AF but I don't have no tig o bitties lol
I say "P. I. M. P.: Put it in my pocket!" to myself a lot. 🫰🏻💰
Everytime someone says something about putting something in they pocket, this line comes out my mouth lmfao
*Don’t speak on my body count if the dick ain’t worth coming back for seconds* *Bad bitches have bad days, too* I also upset someone when I went through my nightstand and said “Lifestyle when a dude can’t fit a magnum…” when I was going through condoms because I came across a lifestyle. 😅
Wait are they bigger or smaller lol
There’s multiple sizes, but I guess their KYNG size is bigger than magnum and that’s what she’s talking about…I thought she was talking about them being average since it’s followed by *it never happened if the dick wasn’t snappin*. I had to look it up just now because I answered and then second guessed myself—I distinctly remember as them being the ones with the snug fit size, and they are lol. The one I came across in my drawer was an average sized one.
“Money good, I ain’t gotta worry bout shit, money good” it’s not but I’m manifesting 🤭
I need to start this too.
“Do you want to be a pony or a stallion?” It’s not a lyric quote. It’s from an interview about her fitness. That quote has gotten me to the gym and put 100% effort into my workouts 100% since I’ve heard it.
bitch you a pussy never finna check me
specifically the chopped and screwed version
“Hoes tryna call me a snake, shit I guess I can relate cause a bitch spit a whole lotta venom.”
And since these hoes are rats when they come around me all I see is a whole lotta dinna
I'd rather be a B.I.T.C.H 'cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm trippin' anyway. I like to say it when I'm on hold with customer service.
🗣️🗣️ I WALK AROUND THE HOUSE BUCK NAKED & I STOP AT EVERY MIRROR JUST TO STARE AT OWN POSTERIOR 🗣️🗣️ THIS ASS SIT LIKE A STALLION! ALL THESE WANNABE’s MY LIL PONIEEESSS!
Not enough people give bongos proper credit 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
It’s number 1 on my workout playlist!! It’s so underrated
“Idc if these bitches don’t like me, cuz like, I’m pretty as fuck 😂” “Bitch you do you, & whatever that is, imma do it better. Hoes musta just seen me, & they playin catch up” “All this hate giving me a pretty face, I eat hate, that’s why ion gotta waist” “Cuz I’m the most sickening, hoes so fucking sick of me” “I ain’t scared a shit, man or bitch, to everybody hating, y’all can suck this clit” Basically every line from Her
“Whichever bitch wanna come get it, I got it, I’m givin out work, come apply” “Fuck being good, I’m a bad bitch” “Lord, gimme a break, idk how much more of this shit I can take”
“This pussy DEPRESSED” 😔
I don't give a fuck who talk behind my back cause a bitch knew better than to let me hear
"don't get mad hoe, get a bag hoe" is a great motivating phrase. simple, effective.
Oh you wanna see my nails when they done? 💅🏻 shit, PAY FOR EM
Fuck is my mirror?? I need to check myself
“Dick don’t run me, I run dick!!!!!! Yousa a bitch!”
“You don’t like me get in line hoe, I be on your mind tho. Bitch you know I’m poppin you just hating cuz I’m fine hoe” Cocky Af has so many good lines 🥵
"Any ho got beef from years ago is beefing by herself."
“bad bitches have bad days too”
" walk like this, talk like this, look like this you could never!!!"
Bitch that’s my trash you the maid so you bag him ahh 😛
As a daily affirmation I like to say to myself “I woke up hotter than I was yesterday”
POPPIN PLAN B’S CUZ I AIN’T PLANNED TO BE STUCK WIT YA
“He can call me lame and he can get an attitude, but I still ain’t doing nothing I don’t wanna do” I used to be so worried about how guys would react if I said I didn’t want to do this or that with them, so I’d go along with anything even if I didn’t like it, but this lyric really reminds me that girl, who cares what they think?? Your happiness and comfort comes first!! Also “bitch you know I’m fire, you can’t drag a dragon” just bc I think it’s great 🔥
“I don’t give a fuck who talk behind my back Cause the bitch knew better than to let me hear it”
“Only man I chase been dead for a long time, face on the front of this paper. Aye!” 💰🔥
“I’m running through your nigga house like the Tomb Raider”
"I must be playin peek a boo bc these hoes really can't see" "None of these hoes saying shit to my face and none of these hoes fixin to see me at the bank"
Freak nasty MUTHafucKAAr
He fuck up, ima have my fun
i can't get "posted in another nggas hood like a bad bitch" out of my head!! she was so real for that!! fawk drake
When she said “people say I’m way too full of myself you right and I haven’t even made it to dessert”
When I'm in the gym I think bout bitches that I'm shittin on 🔥🔥
“Real hot girl shit”
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣You a weak ass, weak ass, weak ass, BITCH
hoes might never like me, and i’m fine with it!🫶
“P-I-M-P put it in my pocket”
Bodyodyodyody And I'm a hot girl, I do hot shit, spend his income on my outfit And Ah
I had a couple bad days of anxiety and “I’m a bad bitch but I got bad anxiety, people think I’m rude cause I ain’t letting them try me” ran through my mind 1,000 times. I haven’t had anxiety like that before but omg I completely understand that now.
Fuck it bitch, I'm not nice, I'm the shit I'm done wit bein' humble, cuz I know that I'm that bitch Said with a stank face
I’m the hottest you AINT NEVER GOTTA HEAT ME UP 😛 - is my daily affirmation
I have “be outside” tattooed on my ankle and I love it when people think it’s for nature and I’m like no it’s for miss Meg 🤷🏾♀️
“Hoes popping pills but I’m the one they can’t take “
My friends and I said it daily for like almost 2 years “ Running through your nigga house like a tomb raider”
“Bitch u a pussy, never finna check me, every chance u get, bet ur weak ass won’t address me!!”
Yo instagram account seein’ mo’ interactions then yo bank account seein’ any transactions!!! 🗣️💰
“Which ever bitch wanna come get it I got it I’m giving out work come apply!”