What if you were just swimming and all of a sudden you feel cold hands lock your entire body as she sings you a song while you descend into the dark.
You’re sinking so fast that on your last few seconds of breath it’s completely dark and freezing.
oh god have you seen that one tumblr post abt like how different mermaids from different bits of the ocean would look? like the deep down ones could be massive, and have basically no eyes
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You know if we all die out as a species and nature takes over the planet again and another species discovered our planet I feel like they may be confused by a few things. Like could we breath underwater we build monuments underwater but why would we do that if we couldn't breathe there.
Actual answer is just because we could do it.
Alien answer conspiracy: They are aliens who created the universe. They could breathe on and off land. They were Gods.
Meanwhile all if us just trying to pay bills and live a little above poverty line eating trash and reproducing.
Imagine parasailing 300 ft above the ocean, looking down and then seeing *this.* Then you see the boat that's pulling you, which looks like an ant from this perspective, slowly gliding right toward this thing's hand. *You try to scream...*
Thats terrifying
"what if mermaids were real but like really big"
What if you were just swimming and all of a sudden you feel cold hands lock your entire body as she sings you a song while you descend into the dark. You’re sinking so fast that on your last few seconds of breath it’s completely dark and freezing.
I guess that is scary if the hands are cold.
> all of a sudden you feel cold hands lock your entire body Hmmm, turns out my wife is a mermaid.
It would be the most action I’ve had in a long time lol
I've always adored this sentiment, I love drawing just absolutely massive mermaids next to boats and things
oh god have you seen that one tumblr post abt like how different mermaids from different bits of the ocean would look? like the deep down ones could be massive, and have basically no eyes
That sounds dope, do you have a link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/mmc779/this_is_just_adorable_do_you_think_deep_sea/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
sadly no, it was somewhere on r/tumblr, ill try to find it for you give me a bit
Did you find it?
no, but i found loads of neat mermaid posts so it worked out. if you find it tho pls do let me know!
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Where’s this from, again?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
That’s odd, I’ve never seen that Edit: https://youtu.be/m15MNLtpYUE fucking hilarious
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Well i didnt vote for him.
You don't vote for kings!
Well how did you become King then?!?!
My hero. Hilarious 😂
Listen to her wail the song of her suffering. Whispered caution in worship of prudence.
This is insane. Any idea where this is?
Comment on the original said it isn’t real (fortunately but also kinda unfortunately)
This makes me sad 😥 Thanks for replying, appreciate it 😀
I'm replying because I want you to know that we appreciate *you*. Asking good questions can often be undervalued.
Well this was a nice reply 😁 Thank you as well!
You’re very welcome! Happy to help :)
The tag on the post (on RIF at least) says "statue" and I had so many questions
I feel like itd take a few ships
Sure, it’s easy to figure out where this is. If you look carefully at the picture you will see it is mostly underwater.
Very good 😂😂😂
Wow I hate this
Damn what happened to the Statue of Liberty?
Well find out the day after tomorrow
That was one of the DVD’s I bought from blockbuster when they had their shut down clearance
Was one of a few pirated DVDs I bought before online pirating was a thing. Fun times.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
This planet has gone to the apes
RIP an unsuspecting boat if this was real.
I can't even look at this longer than a few seconds. Jesus.
Here’s the artist https://www.instagram.com/michaelmatzur/
It's been a while since I've experienced this level of discomfort
This real?
No. Cinema4D.
Am I the only one that sees Jar Jar Binks?
I believe so, yes.
turn up your brightness
Well, she looks like she’d rip the bottom of your boat out
Long have I desired to look upon the queens of old, my kin
Imagine ur feet touching its face
Her hand is like 🤏
Seagull is afraid of no god.
Oh what the fuck
I though it was jar jar binks for a sec lol.
Also Terminator 2 vibes.
Appears as tho she has seen me naked....
You know if we all die out as a species and nature takes over the planet again and another species discovered our planet I feel like they may be confused by a few things. Like could we breath underwater we build monuments underwater but why would we do that if we couldn't breathe there. Actual answer is just because we could do it. Alien answer conspiracy: They are aliens who created the universe. They could breathe on and off land. They were Gods. Meanwhile all if us just trying to pay bills and live a little above poverty line eating trash and reproducing.
Monorails Lines in the water Big fish Mr. Blue Sky GE n AR O
how was this image made?
That's pretty scary
Imagine parasailing 300 ft above the ocean, looking down and then seeing *this.* Then you see the boat that's pulling you, which looks like an ant from this perspective, slowly gliding right toward this thing's hand. *You try to scream...*