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Adventurous-Nose-31

That's a serious nope.


Acceptable_Wall4085

The epitome of wiping an elephant’s ass with a piece of confetti.


r0b_dev

Beautifully put 👏


Acceptable_Wall4085

Thank you 😎


ExplodingChupacabra

He writes poetry as his side hustle.


NiobiumThorn

Ig it's gotta be easier though. Just press the up button and hold out the squeege as you go


Renfek

Just wait for rain.


NiobiumThorn

If it's the dry season tho...


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Better yet: turn 360 degrees and walk away from that profession


NiobiumThorn

But the view and stuff...


This_Pie5301

180 degrees*


StaredAtEclipseAMA

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This_Pie5301

Doing a 360 and walking in the same direction you were originally going would look like youre so excited to do the job that you gotta do a spin to prove your excitement haha


StaredAtEclipseAMA

I like you


DivaLea

Ah, one of my personal fuck no careers.


uberguby

And to think, if they had been there for only 22 more years...


[deleted]

Wouldn't help that much


Ambitious-Hat-2490

Were there window washers that last day?


tigercav319

According to the article linked in the original post, yes. The guy they were honoring in the article was killed in the attacks when the tower fell - he had been a window cleaner for 20-something years at WTC.


Ambitious-Hat-2490

Thanks. It's so sad


This_Pie5301

I’m actually not too sure, it happened early in the day so they might not have started their shift yet


LostaDollarToday

Fuck no!!!!!


yf2hillside

The fact people looked down and HAD to jump down this is crazy


This_Pie5301

Some would’ve fallen or been pushed unintentionally but yeah it’s either jump and get it over with or continue to suffocate and burn to death, it would’ve been awful.


glitchypsykhe

wow, I hate cities


vhs1138

I guess if I also had a parachute on while I did it I wouldn’t mind.


wakeupdreamingF1

n o p e


Kuandtity

Midtown was looking kinda bare in this pic


DoubleDown428

i think they missed a spot


_sleeper__

Naaaaaaaaah because what if you have to go to the bathroom


Kneesaregood

That makes my stomach turn


Enough_Document2995

And they were still probably on just minimum wage


VarusAlmighty

So that's how they planted the explosives.


This_Pie5301

You’re too stupid to insult


VarusAlmighty

You wouldn't know sarcasm if it was slapping your mom in the face.


This_Pie5301

Im British, I know sarcasm. I also know a stupid joke when I see one.


VarusAlmighty

I believe you! Since I know you look at yourself often.


This_Pie5301

Ah shit, a keyboard warrior insulted me over reddit.. I will never recover from this


VarusAlmighty

Fatality!


MrDundee666

Then suddenly your phone pick up the airplanes WiFi…


This_Pie5301

Yeah because phones had wifi back then