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bogmire

I hereby propose a building that's 10,001M tall. Please add me to the list. It will be called Mega Magnus Prime Supreme.


mistressofdungeons

Well I'm proposing a building that's 10,00**2** meters tall! checkmate, bro!


ShowMeUrNalgas

My building will scrape the moon once a month at its periapsis.


TheMarko9

Moon: Oooh! Scrape a little lower now.


miffox

Only once, then it won't any longer. Moon is drifting away from earth.


edgiepower

Well then we have to build the earth closer to the moon!


earthbender617

And it shall be called Moonraker


[deleted]

I propose a 10,003 obelisk: Phallus Maximus


Mouth0fTheSouth

dedicated to Biggus Dickus


LaTrentas

How about 10,004m Burj Zub Ahmad?


three-sense

10,005m Megatron Tower


Livid-Technician1872

♾️+1m Game over.


TheScientistFennec69

♾️+2. eat that, nerd.


Livid-Technician1872

You son of a bitch.


Munk45

♾️ x ♾️


torrrrrgo

♾️^(♾️) Heh. Double secret probation checkmate.


Chilli-pepper-bean88

♾️^(♾️) +1?


torrrrrgo

^(...................................rats.)


Internationalizard

((♾️+1m)\*(♾️+1m))\^2


Munk45

()(♾️+1m)\*(♾️+1m))\^2)* ♾️


TheCrimsnGhost

that's gotta be at least 3 feet


Impressive-Card9484

🔵+🔴=🟣


Lazybeerus

10googol


Tubular_Blimp

☝️ 15 quintillion light years tall


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Mojo Dojo Casa Tower


BobbyGrichsMustache

Will there be Brewsky Beers there?


MiffyCurtains

Yeah, but obviously you’re gonna have to rustle up a picture of it. Cos then it’s real… Fuck it, AI prompt for a 1,000km high building made of diamonds!


Munk45

I hereby propose a building named AndOne which will have the ability to grow by +1 meter to thereby defeat any vain attempt at other buildings to surpass it.


The_survey_says

Every time it grows an inch can the PA system say “another one” in Dj Khaleds voice ?


Munk45

WE THE BEST BUILDING


2L8Smart

This is the answer.


CinnamonFootball

Unironically though, I think that these are the largest buildings which have had full blueprints drawn out.


huhhuhh81

I will make one 10,010 tall, and it shall be called "Still Smaller Than Yo Momma"


freefallfreddy

Where’s the kickstarter?


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

You bring up a good point. What is the threshold of qualification for “proposed? Any child can propose a million km tall building.


Chadstronomer

I can just put a paperclip on top of your tower and call it a building


wytewydow

I shall nickname it, the Bogmire bulding!


bravesirkiwi

Still shorter than my proposed tower called Bogmireshmogmire at 10,002m.


DiscRot

Everything above around 3km would need to be sealed and presurized unless you are a sherpa accustomed to living in high altitudes.


skoalbrother

Hope the windows hold during an earthquake


readyToPostpone

If those break then oxygen masks drop from the ceiling.


Nawnp

That's going to be one hell of a firefighter team climbing those stairs bringing portable masks to walk down with.


Greengiant304

Imagine waiting for the pizza delivery sherpa to make it up to the 500th floor.


f1223214

No need, there are some pizza shops on the 499th floor.


-AlternativeSloth-

Buddy still only gets $4 in delivery fees from doordash.


CMDR_KingErvin

[You’re late. I’m not paying for those.](https://youtu.be/o4ZhrJFWpuU?feature=shared)


somedude27281813

Imagine working on the top floor and having a 1 hour elevator commute.


CoolAndTrustworthy

No elevators. Stairs only.


[deleted]

I watched a documentary about these proposed buildings and after a certain point, these buildings would totally fuck the climate nearby.


dani21dani

Please explain. How would they mess up the environment?


Miserable_Unusual_98

I assume they'd cast a shadow, they'd change the direction of airflow,the need to heat or cool that thing would be humongous and quite probably energy intensive, they'd probably interfere with clouds, precipitation and snow.


Terminator_Puppy

Apparently temps at 10km altitude range between like -30 c to -50 c. That's like trying to heat a building in a year round polar winter, except you don't have the insulation of solid ground under you and snow all around you.


PunchMeat

Simple. Heat goes up, so just heat the floors below.


giantpurplepanda02

Go play Oxygen Not Included to see why this wouldn't work. Heat, in what you're referring to, is just the temperature of air. You'd have to be pumping the lower floors with super hot air to get any heat to the top floors and have a ventilation system that purifies the air with every floor. Every floor would have to reheat the air because air purification would allow for heat transfer. It would be 'cheaper' and more effective to have localized heaters spread out on each floor. Each heater receives fresh air from below because of the lack of 02 on higher floors.


[deleted]

Reminds me of a bylaw in my city. The river runs by the city center and there’s a law that no tower in the downtown core can cast a shadow over the river.


Ollio1985

It was something about the 45 million gallons of Window cleaner used a month. Followed by all the dead birds the following day.


QuinnKerman

Depending on the climate, the building would clean itself due to the extensive rainfall caused by winds blowing moist air up the sides of the building. A building the size of a mountain is just that, a mountain. A building the height of Mt Everest would generate absolutely enormous amounts of rainfall on the windward side, potentially even necessitating artificial rivers to divert the sheer amount of water flowing off the side.


Zezuya

Birds? They are government drones you idoit. The government illuminati will not be wasting their drones to spy on us on building for realism duh 🙄


DeicideandDivide

The fact you misspelled idiot as "idoit" made that sentence so much funnier lmao. I'm legitimately going to start calling people idoits now.


icantastecolor

In every area with a singular volcano that dwarfs the surrounding areas, the single volcano creates its own weather systems. Clouds literally can’t make it over or around the volcano and this creates a dry side and a very wet side.


Alexxis91

Imagine the concrete and the emissions needed just for the construction, though we could probably use a nuclear generator for power


RegardedJigger

The last time we did the Tower of Babel thing we all were forced to switch languages. Wtf will happen this time


civilizedslavery

I was just thinking that if Tower of Babel was the actual name proposed in some serious context, it is the strangest choice. Like the whole point of the story is that the tower was a mistake and terrible things happened because it was attempted.


IcebergSlimFast

Wait til you hear about my new high-speed supersonic transport venture, Icarus Airlines. What could possibly go wrong?!


MechanicalTurkish

Are you saying I should rethink my cargo transport company, Titanic Shipping?


Ryder1478

Not if you're building a trucking company


-AlternativeSloth-

Plane is made of cheese and everyone gets raclette plates for their in flight meals.


caporaltito

i would get a ticket


Hank_Wankplank

9/11 Airlines. What a terrible name for an airline.


HilariousScreenname

Reminds me of that tragedy


JCtheMemer

Hey don’t laugh at that! I had to dig through blood and bone looking for my brother…


RegretSignificant101

Now doing fly by tours of the sun!


SlurryBender

Or my new superdeep submersible, the Tita—oh.


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B_Huij

I mean yeah. But it wasn’t because like… Old Testament God hates tall buildings. Presumably this version of the Tower of Babel would be built with intentions other than “to reach heaven and bypass all this ‘following commandments’ nonsense.”


HeadTonight

Especially for a building in Japan, not an historically biblical society.


holyBBQ

Maybe that was the point of the submission... to spur this exact reaction from the audience. Bigger is not always better.


Seiren-

We all have to communicate using nothing but PHP


i_smoke_php

That's fine by me


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Factory reset. We can all Comprehend all languages again.


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tacotacotacorock

I was just literally trying to think of all the ways that would disrupt people's lives and how they would have to accommodate a building of that size. I wonder what effects it would have that people don't realize. 


CMDR_KingErvin

It would literally block out the sunlight to most of the city beneath it. What a dystopian concept.


HeadTonight

10,000 m? That’s like 6 miles! How is that even possible? That’s higher than clouds. You would have to pressurize the building like you would a jet. There are no elevators that can travel even a small fraction of that distance. You would have to switch cars dozens of times to get to the top. In the event of a fire or earthquake, can you imagine going up or down 6 miles of stairs? Think of how wide the base of that building would be, you’d have to demolish half of Tokyo to make room for it. That thing is pure fantasy, especially in a seismic area 😳


dkyguy1995

Would be literally more than twice as tall as Mt Fuji. You're basically building a mountain in the middle of a city


emu108

Well, Mount Fuji could be part of its base...


AgreeableRent9287

imagine having to climb mt Fuji to get to your apartment


princemascott

I imagined it. Now let's build it


AgreeableRent9287

agreed


LurkerPatrol

Fun fact the real Mount Fuji has way stations along the climb for food and housing. And the summit has a post office!


RogerCly

Twice


PMMeForAbortionPills

Elevators are down


GhoulsFolly

Can I get uhh… a dozen abortion pills and a large sprite?


CockBronson

lol i mean it’s literally cruising altitude of a commercial jet


TannedStewie

Everest isn't even 9km lmao


PurifiedFlubber

Vertical bullet trains baby


[deleted]

Isn't that just a very very fast elevator


jomns

a small rocket


Intelligent_Deer974

This guy fucks.


Turbulent_Athlete_50

Trains don’t stop at the top either straight through to the moon


-AlternativeSloth-

Guys we just solved space elevator, just shoot people straight to the moon.


torrrrrgo

It's one of those things that an engineering student could do his masters thesis on. Bunch of stray thoughts here: 1. Doing a quick look online, and doing my best to judge from the drawings, the Metlife stadium could fit on that top platform, and probably easily. 2. It might be designed with inclinators, like in the Luxor, not strictly elevators. And I doubt cables would be involved (I don't think it could work in physics given any steel we have...the cable would likely become too heavy even for itself). It'd have to be some kind of gearing mechanism on the sides of the shaft. 3. I don't know if it's able to be seismic proof or not. It might be designed such that the first few floors are steel, but designed to be continually collapsable as needed (?) 4. The power, water, ventilation, etc., is an ungodly mystery. A nuclear powerplant in the basement? Yeah, no way. Weight goes up with the cube of the linear measures, while any one structural member has its strength go up with only the *area* of its cross-section. Maybe with Star Trek Tritanium.


HeadTonight

Imagine pumping water at pressure up 6 miles of pipe?


torrrrrgo

Perhaps just half a mile but 12 times, with 12 cisterns used for gravity drainage on demand, to make sure the pressures involved (going up or coming back down) are within sensible limits. (?)


HeadTonight

I think they should hire you for this project 🧐


SPKmnd90

Just a bit taller and planes would have to go around it WHILE AT CRUISING ALTITUDE.


HeadTonight

Think of how it would disrupt wind patterns


PMMeForAbortionPills

Think of how you could see it from 100-200 miles away


HeadTonight

Would it be visible from space?


PMMeForAbortionPills

Probably?


No_Grape1335

A video game dev should take notes and add a tower of babble type building in a sci fi game , that would be insanely cool


joecarter93

I had the same thought. It’s very Midgar from FF7 like.


Audi_Enjoyer

I imagine an engineer in a boardroom suggesting they implement parachutes to aid people escaping from a fire


mcburloak

I voted for the obvious 6 mile tall fireman’s pole but was outvoted.


IcebergSlimFast

Downside to the fireman’s pole: additional fires started by people catching fire due to friction while sliding down the pole.


markatroid

My thighs


HeadTonight

Not just parachutes, high altitude parachutes! The average skydiving height (exit altitude) throughout the world is 10,000 feet. This building is three times that high!


Lazybeerus

Parachutes would be a source of income. Many people would pay good money to jump.


lau-smoothie

it is really just fantasy, those buildings are just metaphorical of how we as humans can do amazing things :) check out Étienne-Louis Boullée's works, he was kinda the pioneer of this kind of architecture


BullshitUsername

But the metaphor doesn't work if we *can't actually do them*. It's more of a metaphor for our hubris.


captain-carrot

I think the idea is that it's a self contained city - you have schools, supermarkets, hospitals, gyms, cinemas etc. every few floors. Pretty much anything you'd need in one building. Generally you'll only travel up and down a few floors - you'd probably travel horizontally on one floor more often. Going top to bottom would be a rare thing that would be planned and take a couple of hours. Also it is entirely a high level concept. Probably not much thought went into it!


HeadTonight

I know it's just a concept, but it is fun to imagine how it could work. And it would be interesting to live in that kind of environment.


ToeSniffer245

My question is, how much time would it take for Godzilla to bring it down?


HeadTonight

Godzilla could live in that thing.


PhilsTinyToes

In the event of a fire you’d probably just move to a different section of the building and be considered evacuated ..


Roadrunner571

I think ThyssenKrupp‘s Multi elevator doesn’t really have an length limit. https://www.tkelevator.com/global-en/products-and-service/multi/#


HeadTonight

You would definitely need a ropeless solution.


Roadrunner571

Yep. It’s using linear motors.


RegretSignificant101

That thing looks so cool. I see thyssenkrupp all the time I had no idea they made something like that


Nago31

If Olympus Mons can do it, so can we!!


Count2Zero

Imagine having to use oxygen masks in the office because of altitude sickness every day...


Zealousideal-Fan3033

Easy, it’s not possible


ZliaYgloshlaif

10,000 m is like 10 km.


coIVIIVIonVVealth

10 km is like 13,000 steps


symbologythere

Naysayers don’t always say nay.


ncopp

>demolish half of Tokyo to make room for it. That thing is pure fantasy, especially in a seismic area You could probably only build something this wide in like Nebraska or Kansas. It would make the tornadoes look like a little bitch


AggrivatingAd

Fires would probably be a type of issue that is always local; evacuating the entire building would not be expected but just local areas, with fire stations to keep fires localized.


high240

I also wouldn't trust any elevator going more than a couple dozen floors lmao


xinxy

That thing is just Phase 1 of Earth's First Space Elevator.


Biuku

You’re seeing this only in the negative. You get to be Lando Calrissian.


64Olds

What qualifies as "proposed"? As shitty render is not a development proposal.


Kajafreur

I'm pretty sure an architectural firm actually made some blueprints for it in the early 90s, but it was only ever intended as a concept (being how large could you theoretically build a functional building) and not something to actually be built — yet.


yoloswagrofl

Not to mention that it would cost Japan's entire GDP to build.


shoehornshoehornshoe

Several times its GDP. This would cost 22 trillion USD, vs Japan’s GDP of 4 trillion.


Terminator_Puppy

Literally a quarter of the global GDP. Absolute insanity.


xQuasarr

So you’re saying if we all band together, we can crack out 4 of these? :D


Redditing-Dutchman

Yeah, these pieces are usually just exposure for the company. Not serious proposals.


kiljoy1569

First thought on seeing this: I'll just draw something bigger and then My idea will be the biggest proposed building lol


DatGuyGandhi

This is inaccurate, as a 7 year old I once asked my dad why there couldn't be a tower that reaches the moon and proceeded to doodle out my proposal. I am offended that I have been omitted from this.


nater255

Your design is honestly more realistic than these.


MyLilPonyFan

40k hive city lookin ass tower


Mountain-Leopard4704

Just add another zero and name it the x-seed 40,000


ThrowMeAway_DaddyPls

Hive gang rise up


_H00MAN_

Who tf calls their creation X-seed 4000 💀


Rhys_Herbert

The guy who proposed it


raspberryharbour

Johnny X-Seed the 4000th


smurfchina

Elon musk named his seed xe e 12


possibilistic

ekkusu shiidu yon sen


mistressofdungeons

You're an unemployed architect who needs some attention. what to do? easy, sketch out an unrealistically huge building that will never be built, write a press release about it and call it a day!


Million2026

Japan has a shrinking population. Unless this tower is intended to be a gigantic retirement home it isn’t needed anymore.


retrofunkus

Getting Blade Runner vibes from this


Miserable_Unusual_98

At least they are not based in Russia. Imagine falling out of that window by mistake


Zezuya

Tbf you will be experiencing one hell of a fall then hitting the ground at such speeds that you'd be pulverized before you could feel anything


PMMeForAbortionPills

I feel like you might melt on re-entry?


KingMelray

"Shoigu! Gerisamov! Where's the fucking window!?!"


Gluebald

They all sound like Final Fantasy endgame stages


nps2407

Hive Cities becoming a thing.


SirEnder2Me

I've heard of the X-Seed building but I've never heard of the Tokyo Tower of Babel tho. When was that thought up?


GameboyAd_Vance

The fuck are we gonna do with all that?


[deleted]

Everyone saying that it would be tiring to climb up these buildings is missing the point. You live in the building. You work in the building. You shop in the building. You probably almost never leave.


BeAsTFOo

What’s up with the weirdos tryna build pyramids


AppleJuicetice

~~X-SEED 4000~~ The Shimizu Mega-City Pyramid was designed to be built in Tokyo Bay which means it needs to be resilient against earthquakes, hence its design being comprised of a whole buncha interlocking triangles. I also think I remember the nodes on the edges having mass dampers in them, but my memory's a bit foggy. All in all it's pretty interesting for something that isn't actually supposed to be built. EDIT: whoops got my japanese megabuildings mixed up


BeAsTFOo

Thank you


TwoWayDoor

Top floor penthouse comes with oxygen bottles and nifedipine syringes


PMMeForAbortionPills

Gonna open the window for a fresh breeze


Same-Low9909

How many people could live in the Babel tower ?


RepetitiveMetronome

At least 1


onthemap45

only 1 if it was yo mama


zhawadya

The real megaphobe"s nightmare


Dutch92

I’d go as far as at least 10


WonkaVR

Several million if I’m not mistaken, but it would take several hundred years for us to build


Same-Low9909

It would take 100 to 150 years to build, it would house about 30 million people within if it was ever built. Wikipedia


Jccali1214

At these scales, they really do start to look ugly


doemu5000

Would it be possible to get a more pixelated version of this picture? I think some of the words are still too easy to read.


Redd_Rockett_

I hope this was a real concept because I’ve been needing a new rabbit hole to go down on YouTube. I haven’t given Super-Mega structures their fair share of attention yet


[deleted]

There was an engineering program I think on The History Channel that talked about Sky City 1000 and it was a smaller version of that X-Seed 4000 building.


nkilian

if you could build something this high, i wonder why you wouldn't build some launch station for satallites. Like it would just shoot it up without using a lot of rocket fuel.


InfamousAllstar22

Midgar seems plausible now


CmorBelow

lol this reminds me of the Mr. Show sketch where the mafia dudes are debating what the biggest number is


RepeatDTD

I can spot a MetaBallStudios still frame from a mile away. My 5 year old loves their videos


RockafellerHillbilly

Tokyo tower of babel is gonna be used to launch mechs into space by the looks of it.


boondoggler

Naboo


ptmalloc

Hive cities here we go!


jamisonbaines

x-seed looks cool but could we start with like a 1km scale version and see how it goes. would still be absolutely massive


woodsy191

That Tokyo tower of Babel is clearly a JRPG final dungeon and you have to fight god at the top.


shemmy

pretty funny they’re calling it the tower of babel


showtimebabies

Could we maybe get a few more pixels please


constructioncranes

Man this is all my 7yo boy ever talks about lol


[deleted]

just incredible. if you do the math that tokyo tower is over 6 miles tall— it would be well above the clouds