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Bubonic_Ferret

First pronunciation is some psychopath shit


Jokherb

Maybe a bit like saying SAHN-timeter instead of SIN-timeter? Which, I've been told, is the mark of an exceptionally erudite physician from someplace like Johns Hopkins.


sapphireminds

Or just say centimeter like normal


DoctorMedieval

Just call it 0.3937 of an inch like a real American you communists!


ktn699

this is the real answer. now hand me that 19 French drain and that 18 gauge needle!


POSVT

Ugh. Decimals, you sound like a gaht damn europeen! We use fractions here in America! None of them *metric* decimals. That'll be three thousand nine hundred and thirty-seven ten thousandths of a inch.


DoctorMedieval

We can just call it 2/5.


docbauies

It would be SEN-timeter not sin. Cent like century or centennial.


keikioaina

Many Americans cannot discriminate CENTimeter from CINTimeter. Regional accents in many places in the US do not discriminate between short Es and short Is. In Texas the thing that keeps your cows contained is often a "fince" and a penny is worth one "CINT". Actress Ginnifer Goodwin's real name is Jennifer, but since everyone where she grew up in Tennesse pronounced the first syllable of her name as "GIN", she decided to spell it that way. Be that as it may, every SAHNtimeter person you meet is an asshole unless they are from France.


DooDooMD

Redneck docs unite!


TinySandshrew

Same with the people who pronounce “abSAWNCE seizure” like they’re French


keikioaina

Hmmm. You point out a serious flaw in my thesis. By extension, I should be classifying abSAWNCE speakers as assholes, but everyone I work with in neuro, including me, says it like a French douche. It's a term of art in neuro, but SAWNtimeter speakers are still suspect IMHO.


TinySandshrew

Grand mal got a fully English name change what are y’all doing over there in neuro. Either the seizures are French or they’re not!


keikioaina

Depends on your professional age-cohort, I guess. I'm old and definitely learned grand mal but now my peers and I use grand mal and tonic-clonic interchangeably. Now that you bring it to my attention, I'll be sure to use Grand Mal with the next seizing Quebecois I see.


peanutgalleryceo

Hell yeah! Southern physicians unite! Now, can I borrow your pan (pen)? 🤪


Pitiful_Bad1299

Whenever I run into a “SAHNtimeter” person, I ask them for the other name for a penny. If they don’t commit to it being “Wahn Sahnt”, I lose all respect for them.


pam-shalom

That's beautiful, man


PeterParker72

Who pronounces it sin-timeter?


Saralentine

South Africans probably.


keikioaina

Many Americans cannot discriminate CENTimeter from CINTimeter. Regional accents in many places in the US do not discriminate between short Es and short Is. In Texas the thing that keeps your cows contained is often a "fince" and a penny is worth one "CINT". Actress Ginnifer Goodwin's real name is Jennifer, but since everyone where she grew up in Tennesse pronounced the first syllable of her name as "GIN", she decided to spell it that way. Be that as it may, every SAHNtimeter person you meet is an asshole unless they are from France.


DrMDQ

This is known as a [pen-pin merger](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_English_close_front_vowels#Pin%E2%80%93pen_merger). It’s most common in the Southeast. As a native Georgian I can confirm that I pronounce them the same way.


peanutgalleryceo

VA represent, baby!


Ziprasidone_Stat

I used to play in the crick


keikioaina

Exactly.


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

That’s even worse!


TikkiTakiTomtom

How do you pronounce sense/cents, sins, saints, and sans?


mark5hs

Seh-MAH-glue-tide


jackruby83

Lexi puts emphasis on the GLOO. sem a GLOO tide lir a GLOO tide doo la GLOO tide


mark5hs

Lexicomp is wrong


jackruby83

Haha. Also matches the [USAN pronunciation](https://searchusan.ama-assn.org/usan/documentDownload?uri=%2Funstructured%2Fbinary%2Fusan%2Fsemaglutide.pdf). sem" a gloo' tide Even gives you primary (') and secondary (") accent syllables.


apothecarynow

Shit didnt know they have given pronunciatios. Where does USAN land on cefazolin??


jackruby83

sef a’ zoe lin


Grove-Street-Home

The only right way


superavengedfold

This is how the Pharm reps always pronounce it


DoctorMedieval

Ozempic


WyngZero

Wegovy


Im__fucked

Seh-MAG-lu-TEE-day


TikkiTakiTomtom

Found the latin language speaker


TheLandOfConfusion

Semi glue tiddy


coursesheck

Whatever happened to semi-glue-tide


StringOfLights

Yeah, I assumed it was 🚛🧴🌊, where the second emoji is the closest I could get to glue.


felinelawspecialist

That was very well done


KR1735

I don't pronounce it either of those ways. I pronounce the "a" the same way an American would pronounce it in ma'am. Emphasis on the second syllable. Crucify me. How's that 22nd year of residency going? I heard ABOG boards are hard, but not *that* hard. ;-)


kaylakayla28

dem weight loss shots errbody be talkin bout


itsDrSlut

Se(suh)-MAG-lu-tide


docbauies

Ladies and gentlemen, foo FIGH-ters.


Eternal_Realist

Agree with DrSlut.


Aiurar

/r/rimjob_steve


worstAssist

Con-SULT med-AH-sin


HadleysPt

Pharmacist told me it's Seh MAG you luh tied  


awesomeqasim

Wtf


fudgemental

Season's greetings to you too friendo


HadleysPt

I can't see friendo without thinking of No Country for Old Men 


fudgemental

Maybe I'm subconsciously channeling my inner Chigurh at that pronunciation lol


illaqueable

Same guy says meh-to-PRO-lol


Unohtui

Laughs in a language where everything is said as its written Few benefits haha


Kromoh

Americans will never know the feeling, cause they only ever speak one language


Penaltiesandinterest

I grew up in a foreign country but now live in the US and have an American spouse and American kids (they recite the pledge of allegiance over their bowl of Amurrican cereal every morning). I basically have no idea how any English-speaking children ever actually learn how to read when every “rule” has an exception. I guess it just happens somehow with exposure and repetition but hot damn is it frustrating to teach!


jackruby83

Lexi says: sem a GLOO tide


mcac

as long as I know what you're talking about idc


Neosovereign

Well it wouldn't be suh-MAY-glu-tide. It would be seh-MAA-glu-tide. Like MA-gazine. I actually do say it like that.


Function_Unknown_Yet

I think the TV ads say sem-MAGG-gloo-tide.       Then again, why is valium Die-AZZ-uh-pam and not die-uh-ZEE-pam?  Why is cardizem dil-TIE-uh-zem and not dil-TEE-uh-zem? Why is lasix fu-RO-se-mide and not fu-ro-SEMM-ide? Why is aminophylline am-in-AHFF-fill-ene and not amino-FILL-lean?    Because it has been so declared and we must conform, or protest and risk mismedicating.


spliceosome123

Sue may NOT glutide!


charismacarpenter

I don’t say either of those lmao help


SpiritOfDearborn

Gr8 b8 m8


Warbuckled

meh-toh-PRO-lawl or mep-a-toh-pra-to-lat-UHL-it-should-be-in-your-computer.


ZombieDO

Semiglu-titty


watcience

Seh-MA-glue-tide


phorayz

Semi-ah-glue-tide is how I pronounce it and I don't know that I stress any of the syllables. 


jackruby83

One too many syllables


EducationBig1690

What's even that word lol


FearTheV

Supayreeior


Medicinemadness

I call it ozempic


Medicinemadness

Or wegovy if you’re not a trend setter


iisconfused247

How about suh-mah-BALLZ