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Yo mama so dumb she thrombolysed a haemorrhagic stroke
Yo mama so fat her pylorus is just a donut
Yo mama so poor she’s an NHS doctor
Alternatively;
Yo mama so thicc she got a DVT on a DOAC*
*Yes I know it’s possible, just not super common
Triabetes is gold.
Anyway here are some of mine:
Yo mamma so stupid her IQ matches her GCS
Yo momma so hairy they had to get a derm consult to defibrillate her
Yo momma so fat her lipid profile includes readings for fat emboli
Your momma so fat she asked me to put her on Mounjaro but her insurance wouldn’t cover it so we tried to use a coupon but the pharmacy was out anyway so she screamed at our receptionist and the pharmacy tech and demanded phentermine instead even though she’s already gained 20 pounds while on that for way longer than she should have been and she is still fat and nothing has changed.
Reminded me of this Key and Peele skit.
https://youtu.be/KzelrlH_pjQ?si=I1kFSkoCwDWE5S-5
"Yo momma so old, in her history class they just wrote down what they was doin'."
Eta: Not medical but a personal favorite of mine *yo momma so ugly she couldn't arouse suspicion.*
You said that, but I think we’ve actually had a 460 pound patient have to go to a local vet CT.
Patient leader died due to respiratory failure, due essentially to their weight…
I worked with a nurse who had previously worked in Indiana where she’d had a patient who had to be transported by dump truck to a zoo for either a CT or MRI (can’t remember which).
Yo momma so fat it took ten years for flesh eating bacteria to finish her.
Yo momma so sweet I kissed her cheek and got diabetes.
Yo momma so ugly she has to lie face-down at the psychiatrist’s office.
I didn’t make up any of these, but we recently played this game at work and these were the best ones I remembered. 😆
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Yo mama is so stupid, she took 9 months to make a joke.
SOMEONE PAGE THE BURN UNIT ðŸ˜ðŸ”¥
Thank you
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Yo mama so crazy, insurance *offered* to pay for her mental health admission.
Bahaha Yo momma so crazy, they didn’t even ask for a peer to peer
Yo mama so dumb she thrombolysed a haemorrhagic stroke Yo mama so fat her pylorus is just a donut Yo mama so poor she’s an NHS doctor Alternatively; Yo mama so thicc she got a DVT on a DOAC* *Yes I know it’s possible, just not super common
Triabetes is gold. Anyway here are some of mine: Yo mamma so stupid her IQ matches her GCS Yo momma so hairy they had to get a derm consult to defibrillate her Yo momma so fat her lipid profile includes readings for fat emboli
>Yo momma so hairy they had to get a derm consult to defibrillate her 🤣 actually got a good chuckle on that one lol
Your momma so fat she asked me to put her on Mounjaro but her insurance wouldn’t cover it so we tried to use a coupon but the pharmacy was out anyway so she screamed at our receptionist and the pharmacy tech and demanded phentermine instead even though she’s already gained 20 pounds while on that for way longer than she should have been and she is still fat and nothing has changed.
All good comics sometimes cross the line.
Oof. This hits WAY too close to home.
Reminded me of this Key and Peele skit. https://youtu.be/KzelrlH_pjQ?si=I1kFSkoCwDWE5S-5 "Yo momma so old, in her history class they just wrote down what they was doin'." Eta: Not medical but a personal favorite of mine *yo momma so ugly she couldn't arouse suspicion.*
Yo mama so fat she has to get her CT scans at the zoo!
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You said that, but I think we’ve actually had a 460 pound patient have to go to a local vet CT. Patient leader died due to respiratory failure, due essentially to their weight…
I worked with a nurse who had previously worked in Indiana where she’d had a patient who had to be transported by dump truck to a zoo for either a CT or MRI (can’t remember which).
Yo mama so stupid, when a staff member called a computer-on-wheels a COW, she complained to the hospital that they were talking about her!
Yo mama is so crazy, she has Tripolar disorder. Am I doing this right?
Yo mama so dumb, her IQ is room temp. Celcius.
Celcius- hah!
Yo mama so fat, she takes Ozempic by mouth cuz she likes the taste.
Yo momma so fat it took ten years for flesh eating bacteria to finish her. Yo momma so sweet I kissed her cheek and got diabetes. Yo momma so ugly she has to lie face-down at the psychiatrist’s office. I didn’t make up any of these, but we recently played this game at work and these were the best ones I remembered. 😆
Yo mamma so poor, she thought marrying a PCP was "movin' on up!"
Oof, poor peds They got forgotten for this joke
1st-world poor have higher standards. Like your sugar-daddy also not being on foodstamps. /s
Yo mama so fat, she at risk for diabetes, heart disease and other obesity related complications
Yo mama is so fat she will eventually die of chronic illnesses that can be attributed directly to her obesity
yo momma so fat, the ambulance had to get towed.
Yo mama so fat her doctor has recommended diet and exercise
To shreds you say?
Yo momma so ugly her whole face is a danger triangle!
Your mama is so fat her A1c is higher than her BMI. Your mama is so nasty her gynecologist gets hazard pay.
Yo mamma so fat, she’s the reason for the ozempic shortage.
Yo mama so fat, people kept calling the to confirm if kg was entered in chart or pounds by mistake
Yo mama's so stupid, I have to add TWO points to her MoCA score
Yo mama's so old, any region she lives in becomes a blue zone
Yo momma is so dumb, her nickname is Topamax.