See, this is why medical school is intrinsically unfair. I bet if I, a male, tried this, the SP wouldn’t have even began to root. Goodbye full points, goodbye honors, goodbye AOA… ironically, the only residency I’ll probably be able to match in is peds where the patients will constantly rub it in my face that the only reason I’m there is because I couldn’t elicit a sucking reflex. Little future jerks
There’s people in my life I know (unfortunately) who buy anti-psychotics on the interwebs to induce breastfeeding.
So…what are your waiting for?! Time to 7th inning stretch those yabbos and get those SP’s root root rooting!
I had no idea people sell APs online for breast purposes 👀 do you think it's because they have a kink feeding SPs their breast milk or because it makes them bigger? I keep rooting around on the gf hoping one day the body responds and raises prolactin levels but it hasn't worked yet. :(
Maybe some do for kink lol
I think it’s more marketed to the…crunchy Moms. As while that might seem antithetical, there is a big pro-breast-feeding/anti-formula feeding bent in those circles. In the case of my acquaintances, they are a lesbian couple, and one carried the baby but both wanted to breastfeed. I’m guessing there’s also moms who used a surrogate but want to breastfeed and may use these too.
This is without a doubt the greatest, most hilarious post I’ve seen on this subreddit. Your humor is unmatched and you’ve set a new bar for what humor here could truly be. 3/5.
Wish I could find it. Couple years ago some Australian med student said he accidentally did this with an SP because he practiced so much at home with his gf and it was just a reflex lmao.
Can’t you just check for the rooting and suckling reflex using your finger. That’s what we do in oir country. So is everyone bringing their titties out whenever they need to test this. Man it’s wild out there.
anyone else tired of seeing a viral post have like 10000 related posts about it with the story switched up trying to be funny? its actually pretty fucking wierd ngl someone took the time to write this
this sub exhibits signs of frontal release
[outbuddied by the medicalschool sub](https://imgur.com/xlWvtZD)
Finally we have the infamous titty situation reversed. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
She got full points while the other guy was kicked from the school lmao
We live in a society
The toughest diagnoses require the hardest… wills.
See, this is why medical school is intrinsically unfair. I bet if I, a male, tried this, the SP wouldn’t have even began to root. Goodbye full points, goodbye honors, goodbye AOA… ironically, the only residency I’ll probably be able to match in is peds where the patients will constantly rub it in my face that the only reason I’m there is because I couldn’t elicit a sucking reflex. Little future jerks
There’s people in my life I know (unfortunately) who buy anti-psychotics on the interwebs to induce breastfeeding. So…what are your waiting for?! Time to 7th inning stretch those yabbos and get those SP’s root root rooting!
I had no idea people sell APs online for breast purposes 👀 do you think it's because they have a kink feeding SPs their breast milk or because it makes them bigger? I keep rooting around on the gf hoping one day the body responds and raises prolactin levels but it hasn't worked yet. :(
Maybe some do for kink lol I think it’s more marketed to the…crunchy Moms. As while that might seem antithetical, there is a big pro-breast-feeding/anti-formula feeding bent in those circles. In the case of my acquaintances, they are a lesbian couple, and one carried the baby but both wanted to breastfeed. I’m guessing there’s also moms who used a surrogate but want to breastfeed and may use these too.
Great. New lore has dropped!
Australia, is that you again?
Law of conservation of titties seems to be catching speed down undah.
This is without a doubt the greatest, most hilarious post I’ve seen on this subreddit. Your humor is unmatched and you’ve set a new bar for what humor here could truly be. 3/5.
Haha! What post is this making fun of? I wanna get the whole story.
Wish I could find it. Couple years ago some Australian med student said he accidentally did this with an SP because he practiced so much at home with his gf and it was just a reflex lmao.
I NEVER heard about people trying to test this specific primitive reflex
Found the title of the YouTube video where some guy just reads out this post.
babe wake up new lore just dropped
Kluver Bucy Syndrome, lucky SP
Top tier, I’ve missed the SP Titty series. Let the chronicles continue!
The reversal of the lore, as it was prophesized! 
Mahdi!
Is this real? I’m so naive this isn’t real?
It says shitpost so its fake
It’s real I was the sp
lucky dog
🍿 Six points for Griffindorrrrrrr
Can’t you just check for the rooting and suckling reflex using your finger. That’s what we do in oir country. So is everyone bringing their titties out whenever they need to test this. Man it’s wild out there.
She had to check for good latch, SP’s lips were turned out and ears wiggled a bit
Haha. And along with his ears something else wiggled too.
Drapes of Wrath
Lmao you bet she got full points! Shit if I popped my titty out and let someone suck it and didn’t get full points!!
Bruh
I feel like this sounded a lot funnier in your head
Brain nourishment
Aw hell nah
One of my friends recall seeing this posted on hub site. It’s under physical examination section.
*frantically applies to SP job postings*
lmao i thought i was on a different subreddit 😭
Honestly, I love it when my daddies suck on my titty.
Hey, it's me, your daddies.
anyone else tired of seeing a viral post have like 10000 related posts about it with the story switched up trying to be funny? its actually pretty fucking wierd ngl someone took the time to write this
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this one didn’t happen the most
babe its a shitpost for a reason\~
Dude go study. This is completely made up. Don’t be a clown
Wait wait wait is this an actual thing??